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New Year greetings to our female compatriots:

I wish you wake up with joy and smile. The stocks you just bought have soared. The light just turned green at the intersection. You just met Lei Feng when you were in trouble. ~

I just found my husband after falling out of love...~~~

You feel relaxed, your flesh and skin are tight, and you are getting younger as you live~

That aunt~even though your daughter is in high school~everywhere she goes she says you are Song Zuying~you are even younger than my wife………………

New Year greetings to the male compatriots:

I wish you are handsome and cool~ life is as sweet as honey~ everything goes well~ the money goes into the sea~

Happiness has become the main theme~ good luck cannot be avoided It’s over~

You sons and daughters are more confident, your wife is more beautiful, you and your wife will never get tired of each other~

It’s like you just worshiped heaven and earth~Don’t be like me~ My forehead turned green when I got home...

First line: Marriage is disconnected, love is dead, fate can no longer be clicked

Second line: Love has no keyboard, love has no plug, and life has no mouse from now on

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Hengpi: www I don’t want to leave you, I have to leave you, and I really don’t care. com

“There are so many people chasing me~Have you seen the handsome guy in the building opposite~ Since I rejected his proposal ten years ago~

He has been drinking heavily since then~to this day~~~"

"This is strange~He Why celebrate so many years~~”…

If you don’t get sick, you don’t know how to take care of your body’s organs~ If you don’t go into detention, you don’t know how to cherish your free space~ If you don’t get divorced, you don’t know what spring is in a liberated area~

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The talented ones are too ugly, the handsome ones make little money~

The ones who make a lot of money don’t care about their families, the ones who care too much about their families are useless~

Yes Those who are promising are not romantic, but those who are romantic are unreliable.

The ones who are reliable are also useless…………

What a new Austrian that is! I just opened it Traveled 300,000 kilometers...

I just got on the bus two days ago and a young woman held a child in her arms and she stood up: "Son, let me give up my seat to grandpa"~

I said: "Don't mention it! How many more years can my brother stand..."~~~~

I hate you~I hate you~~just like a mouse hates a cat~~~