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A funny poem about eating noodles
1. Ancient poems related to eating noodles

1. A cup of soup cake with a silver thread is messy, and the number of Artemisia is numerous. A cup of noodles is scattered in the bowl like a silver thread, and several pieces of Artemisia selengensis are placed horizontally on the noodles like hosta.

2, a cup of limulus, Lao zi's abdomen is swollen. In the Song Dynasty, Lu You's

A bowl of noodles made my stomach swell.

the surface is the surface. Swelling: Also called "swelling". Abdominal swelling, generally refers to swelling.

3. I really want to be a soup cake guest, but I am worried about writing wrong books.

Interpretation of Su Shi's Song Dynasty's "Congratulate the Old Brother and Zhang Zi": I wanted to serve soup cakes for the guests, but I was worried that I had misspelled the word "make a mistake".

4. Soup cake is given to the commander-in-chief, while Bing Bing is awarded the talent. Interpretation of Liu Yuxi's Thoughts on Cuiwei Temple in Tang Dynasty

: Soup cakes are given to a surname, and cold ice comes out.

5. I'm going to be a soup cookie. When can I buy a goat wine? Yuan Haowen's "Yang Huanran gives birth to four sons (Part II)" during the period from the end of Jin Dynasty to Mongolia

Interpretation: I want to be a guest who eats noodles. When can I buy sheep and weigh wine?

6. More drunkenness makes the king soup and cake bureau, and children keep diaries at home. Yuan Haowen's "Yang Huanran's Four Sons"

Interpretation: More intoxicated in this soup and cake bureau, children will remember all the families here in the future.

In ancient times, noodles were originally called "cakes", and "water-boiled cakes" and "boiled cakes" were the first examples of Chinese noodles-"cakes, and noodles were also combined" (cited by Liu Xi's Interpretation of Names), which meant that the food made by mixing flour with water was called "cakes"; Noodles or dough pieces boiled in water are also called "cakes".

Baidu Encyclopedia-"Crossing the Mountain Village"

Baidu Encyclopedia-"Eating Noodle at Hunger"

Baidu Encyclopedia-"Congratulate the Old Brother Zhang Sheng Zi"

Baidu Encyclopedia-"Feeling of Cuiwei Temple"

Personal Library-"Yuan Yi Shan Ji" Volume 12 2. Poems about noodles <

The noodles are scattered in the bowl like silver thread, and several pieces of Artemisia selengensis are placed horizontally on the noodles like Hosta.

2, "Hungry at the Morning, Eating a Beautiful Noodle" —— Lu You in the Song Dynasty

I asked Su Tuo's confession in heaven, but I didn't agree.

Translation: I don't know what's the difference between noodles made with scallion oil and manna offered in the sky.

3, "Jiangdong Zhuzhi Ci" —— Answer to Lu Shen in Ming Dynasty

Red incense, finely peeled Yingge's mouth, tender white and fresh soup jade noodles.

Translation: Carefully peel off the red and fragrant Zizania latifolia, just like Brother Ying's mouth. Tender and white, skillfully making fresh soup, fragrant version of jade mixed noodles.

4. "A gift to Jinshi Zhang" —— Liu Yuxi in Tang Dynasty

gave a toast to add Kirin by eating soup cakes.

People who have just given birth to boys hold a banquet, raise chopsticks and eat noodles together to celebrate.

5, "Chao Zhongcuo, Mr. Quan Chan's disease is old and difficult to cure"-Zhu Dunru in the Song Dynasty

The fat onion is thin, the sesame oil is slow, and the soup cake is like silk.

Translation: Chop the green onions and cook them in fragrant oil. Noodles are like silk. 3. Poems about Longevity Noodles

1. Crossing the Earth Cottage-Song Dynasty: Huang Tingjian

The south wind is propping up every day, and I like the north wind to take me.

a cup of soup cake is messy with silver thread, and the number of Artemisia selengensis is horizontal.

every day, the south wind blows to indulge in pole support, just as the north wind blows, I will travel far.

noodles are scattered in the bowl like silver thread, and several pieces of Artemisia selengensis are placed horizontally on the noodles like Hosta.

2. Longevity noodles-Modern times: Yang Sixiang

Fresh and fresh crucian carp is connected with flesh and blood, a bowl of longevity noodles is heated, and Chun Qing is hidden in the long noodles, slowly telling the old love.

Fresh crucian carp are flesh and blood again and again, a bowl of longevity noodles is heated, and Chun Qing is hidden in the long face, slowly pouring out the past nostalgia.

3. The fourth of the four Zhuzhi Ci poems in Jiangdong —— Ming Dynasty: Lu Shen

The moon hangs over the Yangshu Bridge, and the wine cooked in the west of the bridge is a good night.

Red incense peels Brother Ying's mouth, and tender white noodles with fresh soup and jade.

The bright moon shines on the Dushu Bridge in Chuiyang, and the wine is cooked in the west of the bridge for a good night.

Peel off the red and fragrant Zizania latifolia, just like Brother Ying's mouth. Tender and white, skillfully making fresh soup, fragrant jade mixing noodles.

4. Congratulations on the birth of an ancient brother Zhang Zi —— Song Dynasty: Su Shi

first met Xu Qing's second chick when he was luxuriant at night.

I really want to be a soup cookie, but I'm worried about writing wrong books.

When a bride joins the army, she is enemies, while A Dazhong and Lang are happy.

I've never known anything about English, so I'll try to teach you how to crow.

The lush and pleasant night fills you up and begins your second introduction to Xu.

I really want to be a soup cookie, so I have to write "playing with books" by mistake.

The brides who joined the army are equal in virtue, and A Dazhong has many lang Xi.

I've never known English things, so I'll try to cry and see what happens.

5. It's a beautiful play to eat noodles when you are hungry —— Song Dynasty: Lu You

A cup of clams, with oil and onions in his hand.

Su Tuo's confession in heaven is not easy to know.

Translation: A bowl of noodles with ginger and garlic is made into noodle soup by hand, which is different from the crispy cakes offered in the sky. 4. What are the poems describing "noodles"

1. Eating noodles in the morning is very beautiful.

Author: Lu You

A cup of noodles is delicious, and your hands are full of oil.

Su Tuo's confession in heaven is not easy to know.

Translation: A bowl of noodles with ginger and garlic is made into noodle soup by hand, which is different from the crispy cakes offered in the sky.

2. Four Zhuzhi Ci Poems in Jiangdong

Ming Dynasty: Lu Shen

The moon hangs over the Yangdushu Bridge, and the wine is cooked in the west of the bridge for a good night. Red incense thinly peels elder brother Ying's mouth, and tender white fresh soup jade noodles.

The bright moon shines on the Dushu Bridge in Chuiyang, and the wine is cooked in the west of the bridge for a good night. Carefully peel off the red and fragrant water bamboo, just like Brother Ying's mouth. Tender and white, skillfully making fresh soup, fragrant jade mixing noodles.

3. Crossing the Earth Cottage

Song Dynasty: Huang Tingjian

The southerly wind is supporting me every day, and I am glad that the north wind will visit us.

a cup of soup cake is messy with silver thread, and the number of Artemisia selengensis is horizontal.

every day, the south wind blows to indulge in pole support, just as the north wind blows, I will travel far. Noodles are scattered in the bowl like silver thread, and several pieces of Artemisia selengensis are placed horizontally on the noodles like Hosta.

4. Daoxiao Noodles

Shanxi Proverbs

One leaf falls into the pot, the other leaves float, the other leaves leave the surface, and the knife comes out.

The whitebait falls into the water and turns white waves, and the willow leaves ride under the treetops.

Translation: The noodles cut with a knife are put into the pot one by one, and the noodles are cut one by one, turning white waves in the pot like whitebait falling into the water, and the willow leaves ride on the treetops under the wind.

5. It's very beautiful to eat noodles when you are hungry.

Song Luyou

I have a cup of clams, and my stomach is swollen.

sitting on a thatched eaves day, camellia is not cooked.

A bowl of vegetable noodles makes my stomach swell. Sitting on a thatched eaves day, the camellia is not cooked. 5. Who can help me think of some funny sentences that scold noodles?

Please pay attention to cold air passing through the border and keep warm.

What flour are you made of? Buckwheat or refined flour? You don't look well. I don't know if you will have diarrhea after eating it.

I heard that noodles are rich in vitamin B. I didn't expect you to have a connotation. I'm sorry I misjudged you before (patting your shoulder). So you are 2B.

cut your abdomen quickly! I want to make you a Lamian Noodles!

Hey, Noodles Jun, I want more beef soup. Remember to put onions. Sorry = = I'm incoherent.

haha, actually, you are a pretty boy, right? You are a pretty boy's noodle king. 6. Funny sentences about food

1. The world belongs to us and our sons, but ultimately to those grandchildren.

2. Who is in charge today? Don't even clean the blackboard! 3. I have a green dragon and a white tiger, and I have a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my waist. There are so many people who despise me, who are you? 5. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. If you owe money, you have to pay it back! 6. Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good.

7. Push me again, and I'll play dead for you! 8. Hey, say what you should say and whisper what you shouldn't. 9. There is a way to do it first in Shushan, and learn from the endless sea to make porridge.

1. Relax, I'm not a good person ... 11. If you bother me again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow! 12. Don't thank me. How dare I charge you money after thanking you! 13. Don't tell me to bring it on-I'm Avanti! 14. You ignore me, so I'm a dog? 15. When is the bright moon? Ask Yi Zhongtian! 16. Can't you reach it? Try stepping on your right foot with your left foot ... 17. Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died! 18. You said ... you like me? Actually ... I started ... Actually, I ... told you, actually, I liked myself ... 19. Do you want to drink water, or drink water, or drink water? Take your pick! 2. I'll buy it for you if you like ... (after realizing each other's anger) Oh, no, it's "Brother, I'll buy it for you!" 21. What's the use of being handsome? Maybe it was eaten by pawns. 22. Can you say stealing about a scholar? 23. Damn it, don't ask such questions to single men! 24. Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital! 25. Don't think I'm out of reach just because I'm handsome. In fact, I'm a sea of rivers.

26. It's a nice day, windy and rainy. 27. As a typical failure, you are really successful! 28. I really want to kill this bug, but my tongue is not long enough ... 29. The feet of three cobblers stink to death.

3. In this golden autumn with red leaves and maple leaves ... 31. One cut thyroid hormone, the other cut it. Don't worry about my girlfriend following me.

as soon as she lays an egg, we will break it immediately and never let the headmaster and parents know! 33. I won't tell you if I'm killed. You haven't played the honey trap yet! 34.A: where to eat? I have no money. B: Let's eat out. I'll treat you to the hose.

35.A: it's hard to swallow this evil spirit if you don't pay back this revenge. B: Then how can I make you die? 36. I not only have a car, but also have my own! 38. See if there is anything left behind. 39. Is this blind man blind? 4. She is so fat that my thigh can't twist her arm.

41. Give it to me, and you don't have to worry. There is nothing wrong! 42. Castle Peak is still there, only a little red. 43. Write my homework! 44.A: Have you done your homework? B: yes! Well, it's still warm under my ass ... Do you want it? Then here you are.

45. The mirror always reflects light! 46. How much is a catty of these shoes? 47. I was really blind at the beginning. 7. Famous sayings about eating, humorous essays, idioms, two-part allegorical sayings, couplets, allusions, etc.

If one person has enough to eat, the whole family will not worry.

measure your stomach, and tailor your clothes. -"Wen Zi"

A day's taboo, the curtain is full. -"Essentials of Health Preservation"

Overdrinking hurts the body and overeating hurts the stomach. -folk proverb

the foundation of living is food. -

. -"medical theory"

food is only half full, and there is no ignorance. Don't drink too much until three minutes. -

don't eat when you are angry, don't be angry when you eat, don't drink cold when you are drunk, and lie down when you are full. -

Eat early, eat slowly, eat less, eat lightly and eat softly. -Shi chengjin

breakfast is light and early, lunch is thick and full, and dinner needs less. If you can do this often, you will be sick until you are old. -"Land Fairy Classic"

If you want to eat less, your heart will be clearer and your years will be richer; The more you eat, the more clogged your heart is, and the worse your years are. -Shen Zhonggui

If you want to live forever, your intestines will always be clear; If you want to live forever, there is nothing in your intestines. —— Shen Zhonggui

It is better to eat light food than omnivorous food; Vegetarian-based, binge eating is forbidden; Slow food is better, coarse food is better; Fresh food is wonderful, and gluttony is taboo; Light tea is a friend, warm tea is appropriate. -Folk proverb

Allusion: jiaozi:

According to legend, at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Zhang Zhongjing, a "medical sage", was the prefect of Changsha, then resigned and returned to his hometown. Just in time for the winter solstice, he saw that the people in Nanyang were hungry and cold, and their ears were frostbitten. At that time, typhoid fever was prevalent and many people died. Zhang Zhongjing summed up the clinical practice in the Han Dynasty for more than 3 years, so he set up a medical shed in the local area, set up a cauldron, boiled mutton, peppers and medicinal materials for removing cold and warming, made them into ear shapes with flour bags, and gave them to the poor with soup and food after cooking. The common people ate from the winter solstice to New Year's Eve, resisted typhoid fever and cured their frozen ears. From then on, villagers and later generations imitated it and called it "dumpling ears" or "jiaozi", and some places called it "flat food" or "instant noodle dumplings". After gradually forming a custom, it is absolutely impossible to eat without jiaozi on holidays. More than 1,4 years of history has made jiaozi take root in the minds of ordinary people. Jiaozi gradually became the spokesman of China's diet.