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What is the famous spoof sentence? Change some words in the poem to make it more humorous.
1. Anonymous wrote a poem saying: One evening when I was walking, I saw a boy pretending to be cool, vomiting, vomiting, and lowering his head just to hit a tree!

2. The boy replied: One day in the depths of self-study, I saw a dinosaur bump into a tree. Terrible, terrible, poor little tree.

3. The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket. & lt Looking at Lushan Waterfall >

In this spring morning, I woke up carefree, and there were mosquito bites everywhere. At night, no one can escape. Dawn of spring

Li Bai got on the boat without paying money, so the boatman kicked him off. Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead. li po

6. It rains a lot during the Qingming Festival, and I am lonely and want to break my soul. Excuse me, where is the beauty? The shepherd boy pointed to this Q group "Qingming"

7. I woke up easily this morning in spring. There are few beautiful women in science and engineering, so I can't sleep at night. I went online to find Xiao Chun.

8. The internet is green and red, and the heart of chatting and meeting is getting more and more empty. I met 480 times. How many dinosaurs are there in its Jiangnan Spring?