1. What are some humorous sentences to describe the hot weather?
1. It’s too hard to know how hot it is, but it’s a pity that the summer is long. (Bai Juyi: "Viewing the Cutting of Wheat")
2. Living deep in Foujia City, spring is gone and summer is still clear. (Li Shangyin: (Wanqing))
3. The first summer is still peaceful, and the grass has not stopped. (Xie Lingyun: (Traveling at Chishi and Sailing))
4. The bitter nights are short in midsummer, so open the pavilion to enjoy the slight coolness. (Du Fu: "Sigh on a Summer Night")
5. Farmer Fang Xiayun, I dare to eat when I sit still. (Dai Fuxu: "The Great Heat")
6. Everyone suffers from the heat, but I love the long summer (Li Ang: "Summer Couplet")
< p> 7. The remaining clouds bring away the summer heat, and the new rain brings the mist of autumn. (Cen Shen: "Shui Pavilion Sends the Prince of Huayin to Return to the County")8. It rains continuously and you don't know the end of spring, but you can only wake up to summer when it clears up. Deep. (Fan Chengda: "Xiqing")
9. The Qingjiang River embraces the village, and everything in the Changxia River Village is quiet. (Du Fu: "Jiangcun")
10. There is no need to regret that Fang Fei is gone, Xia Mu’s yang and yin are pleasant. (Qin Guan: "Odd Titles on the Dark Sun in March") 2. Humorous sentences to describe the hot weather
Funny sentences to describe the hot weather
1. In such a hot weather, all the people you can date are friends of life and death
2. I like it, I like the green summer, because in summer you can enjoy swimming in the swimming pool. Bringing joy, they are the happiest angels in summer. I like the stormy summer, because the summer rain is so bold and straightforward. The summer lotus leaves show us their charm. There is not a trace of cloud, a scorching sun above the head, and no wind. All the trees stand listlessly and lazily.
3. There is no cloud at noon, a scorching sun above the head, and no wind. All the trees stood there listlessly and lazily.
4. No more raw eggs.
5. Today, the sun is blazing, and the cicadas are screaming loudly. .
6. I have been thinking about kidnapping the principal one day, tying him to the bed in the school dormitory, and giving him a small fan to see how long he can survive...
7. The sun is like a big fireball, the rays are scorching, the road is heated by the scorching sun, and a string of white smoke is emitted every step you step on.
8. Every child who goes to school in Beijing has been there all his life. It's an angel with broken wings...Sauna in summer, refrigerator in winter, Flame Mountain in sunny days, Water Curtain Cave in rainy days. I'll be Sun Wukong no matter where I go. 3. What are some humorous sentences to describe the hot weather?
< p> 1. Although the scorching sun has not yet shined directly, the sand on the roadside has shown a timid light2. The grass seems to be unable to withstand the scorching sun and slowly hangs down.
3. Only the fish in the pond are not afraid of the heat and swim freely in the water next to the trees.
4. After putting on makeup for an hour, Open the door and go bare-faced.
5. When the electric fan turns into a hair dryer, I feel that life has lost its meaning.
6. The weather in July is very hot. Beads of sweat rolled down your cheeks.
7. It has become roasted pork belly, so I almost brought salt for myself.
8. I saw a dollar on the road today. I thought about it for a long time but still didn’t pick it up for fear of burning myself!
9. Steaming buns inside the house; teppanyaki outside!
10. The scorching sun was in the sky, and on both sides of the road, the ripe grains were so hot that they bent over and lowered their heads. Grasshoppers are as numerous as blades of grass.
11. The high temperature in summer made me fully understand the greatness of that famous saying - let the storm come more violently!
12. In the wheat and rye fields, in the reeds on the shore, there is a faint and noisy chirping.
13. In the midsummer of July, there is no cloud in the blue sky, and the fiery sun is scorching the earth.
14. Today, the sun is scorching like fire, and the cicadas are screaming loudly.
15. In this weather, anyone who can go out with you on a date is a close friend of life and death! 4. What are some funny sentences to describe the hot weather?
1. After putting on makeup for an hour, I opened the door and went bare-faced.
2. I was burned by tap water.
3. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.
4. I want Jamel Xiao to be in my city every day.
5. Steaming buns inside the house; Teppanyaki outside!
6. The only difference between me and the barbecue is a pinch of cumin.
7. A man fell and suffered severe burns on his face.
8. The table was too hot and the mahjong was burnt just after it was set!
9. I want to fly into the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun!
10. If I die, I will only die of heat.
11. Eat cold dishes while they are cold, otherwise they will become hot dishes soon!
12. The supermarket owner said to me: What do you want to do? You have been opening the refrigerator door and choosing drinks for ten minutes.
13. My life is given by air conditioning.
14. African friends have returned to their countries to escape the summer heat.
15. It has become roasted pork belly, so I almost brought salt for myself.