1. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible, but very important!

2. Bus squeeze is a sport and fitness program that includes Sanda, judo, yoga, balance beam, etc. An all-in-one large-scale comprehensive sport.

3. I cannot afford to sleep for a long time in the morning, but feel like I am sleeping at night. (As soon as you close your eyes and open them, a day will pass; as soon as you close your eyes and don’t work, a whole life will pass!)

4. The salary is not much, the work is not much, but I want the horse to run, but I can’t Let the horse eat more grass.

5. I have asked about worry, and it doesn’t love you at all. Let me tell you not to be sentimental; health, let me bring you a love letter: it will remain unchanged throughout your life! Happy New Year! (Trouble doesn’t love me, and I don’t love it either; I love health!)

January 2, 2009

1. The ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny.

2. Men: when they are twenty, they are semi-finished products; when they are thirty, they are finished products; when they are forty, they are fine products; when they are fifty, they are the best; when they are sixty, they are samples; when they are seventy, they are samples. It's a souvenir.

3. He is not active in eating and has mental problems.

4. What does it mean to be a rich person? I have two things and one thing, I have a house, a car, but no wife. He tells me every day: "Don't save money, just spend it as you like."

January 3, 2009

1. Love someone It’s so difficult; loving two people is fun; loving three people is boring; loving four people capsizes; loving five people is completely fun. (So ??easy to pronounce!)

2. A woman kissing a man is a blessing, and a man kissing a woman is a blessing.

3. Getting married means wearing a cotton coat for freedom. It is inconvenient to move around, but it will be very warm. (A real feeling...)

4. A hero has a hard time with beauty. I am not a hero, but beauty helped me pass.

5. Play with your life: You can only play when you have your life. If your life is gone, what are you playing with?

January 4, 2009

1. When others praise me, I worry that they do not praise me enough.

2. There are two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your thoughts into other people's heads; the other is to put other people's money into your own pocket. (Many people like to put their thoughts into other people's heads, why force it?)

3. Inspiration is not Cao Cao's, it comes as he says.

4. Love is always holier than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

5. The journey of exploration is not about discovering new continents, but about cultivating new perspectives.

January 05, 2009

1. I didn’t intend to be different, but my taste was outstanding.

2. What is popular may not necessarily be good, such as influenza.

3. How far a person can go depends on who he has with him; how good a person is depends on who he has to guide him; how successful a person is depends on who he has with him.

4. Sighing is the biggest waste of time, and crying is the biggest waste of energy. (Well, don’t sigh; sometimes it’s good to cry, it’s sterilizing)

January 6, 2009

1. A salty fish turns over, and it’s still a salty fish! (What real words! I don’t understand the allusion of the salted fish turning over?)

2. I can choose to give up, but I can’t give up the choice! (Some people are not good at choosing, and choosing becomes a painful thing.)

3. As a typical failure, you are too successful.

4. Whether the coat is clean or not, others focus on the collar, but I focus on the pockets.

5. Not everyone can live a low-key life. The basis for being low-key is that you can be high-profile at any time. (Why are you arrogant?)

January 7, 2009

1. A man’s brain likes a woman’s heart, but his eyes like a woman’s appearance. (Really?)

2. If you have money, you will spend money; if you have no money, you will worship God.

3. When I got married, I was attracted by it, but when I got divorced, I was mistaken.

4. The salary is like running water, and the loan is like a hungry ghost. It is OK at the beginning of the month, but it is like a tortoise at the end of the month.

January 8, 2009

1. The two major wishes of the panda: sleep well and take a color photo.

2. Why do you look so handsome? You can’t swipe your card with your face!

3. In terms of class, you are a white-collar worker; in terms of ability, you are a backbone; in terms of talent, you are an elite, so we all praise you as a white-bones spirit!

4. Falling in love is like peeling an onion, there is always one layer that will make you cry.

5. Your eyes are like the bright moon in the sky, one on the first day of the lunar month and the other on the fifteenth day of the lunar month.

January 9, 2009

1. When the boss uses you, you are a talent; when the boss does not use you, it becomes a layoff!

2. A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife spends, and a successful woman is one who can find such a man.

3. If you fall, get up and cry again. (Yes, get up first, then cry!)

4. Sometimes the killer of marriage is not affair, but time.

5. One moon and you, two shadows of me and you, three lives are lucky to see you, four beauties are not as good as you.

January 10, 2009

1. The ancients said: "A woman's appearance is for those who please her." In fact, it should be "A woman's appearance is for those who please her." (A woman who pleases herself is beautiful, a man who pleases himself is poor.)

2. You are very powerful, but you don’t know two things – you can’t do this, and you can’t do that.

3. When I was young, I took many photos and displayed them in the living room for others to see. When I got older, I realized that the photos were taken for myself. (It was pretty good)

4. Our love died on this day, just to give each other a chance to be reborn.

5. Who runs the fastest? It's Cao Cao, because Cao Cao is said to have arrived.

2009.1.11

1. Having flowers in front of you does not mean you have fresh honey in your hands.

2. Don’t frown even if you are unhappy, because you never know who will fall in love with your smile. (So, keep smiling!)

3. The wife advises the husband: Don’t smoke and drink, as this will hurt your body; the husband advises his wife: Don’t say these words, as this will hurt your feelings.

4. When most people are concerned about whether you fly high, only a few people care about whether you are tired from flying. This is friendship. (Haha)

2009.1.12

1. I am very attractive, so you need to be patient. (It’s me)

2. When I’m drunk, I won’t obey anyone, so I’ll hold on to the wall.

3. If the sun does not come out, I will not go to work. If it does, I will continue to sleep.

4. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men.

5. If you often do not eat on time, you must take medicine on time.

2009.1.13

1. Never mention it not because you forget, but because you remember it. (You can mention it not because you miss it, but because you no longer care.)

2. Some people say that love is a debt owed in a previous life that must be repaid in this life. I must have been vulgar in my previous life, so I have no debt in this life. Can be returned.

3. Let the future come and let the past pass. (The important thing is now)

4. Small happiness is around you, and being easily satisfied is heaven. (Content is always happy)

2009.1.14

1. A side effect of success is that the past practices are also applicable to the future. (Similar to a sentence by Terry Gou)

2. Just tell me what you want, and then I will tell you that the earth will still rotate without it.

3. Face the past with the least regret, face the present with the least waste, and face the future with the most dreams.

4. In the morning, smile and live a sentimental life. In the evening, smile and sleep well. After work, smile and be happy and lively. When you are troubled, smile and throw away all the sorrow.

2009.01.15

Our hometown is on the scalper of hope!

Seeing your ranking, I know how many people are in your class.

If a woman wants to live a better life, she still has to take the path of being masculine on the inside and feminine on the outside. (Er...%&…………&(*&)

If you don’t understand, just say it. If you understand, don’t say it, just smile.

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Love, after ten years of sadness, one day of happiness; Money, ten years of saving, one day of use up; Friends, ten years of friendship and one day of separation; Health, ten years of health and illness Send one day.

2009.1.16

1. Ambiguity is very close, love is far away, distance is very close, but heart is far away. (Can the heart be very close, but the distance be far away?)

2. Love makes people intoxicated, haggard, and even makes people collapse. It’s really painful.

3. No gifts will be accepted during the festival this year, only round-trip tickets will be accepted.

4. To like someone means to be happy when you are together. To love someone means to want to be together even if you are not happy. (It makes sense)

2009.1.17

1. Parents deceiving their children is called education, children deceiving their parents is called deception, and deceiving each other is called generation gap.

2. One person’s carnival when lonely, carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

3. If eating fish can make people smarter, then I have to eat a whale.

4. Don’t talk about feelings with me. Talking about feelings will hurt money.

5. In fact - you must not save money for the person who is treating you. You would rather eat too much and go back to vomit.

April 6, 2009

Mistakes may be failures, but failures are not mistakes. People can fail, but they cannot fail everywhere.

One cannot take shortcuts all his life. When there is no shortcut to take, detours are also the way to go.

The most painful thing for people is having nothing but money; the happiest thing for people is having everything without spending money.

Smiling three times a day makes life difficult. Three worries in one day will make you grow old even if you are not old. As long as a person lives, he should be happy for as many years as he wants.

April 7, 2009

The world is dangerous, if it doesn’t work, just retreat.

It’s not that I hide it, it’s just because my feet are so smelly.

Happiness is not about getting more, but about caring less.

As long as it meets pineapple, salt can also give off a sweet taste.

Being serious can make things right, but using your heart can make things perfect.

April 8, 2009

There are no beauties in the world, but if there are more people pursuing them, they will naturally become beauties.

Being well-educated does not mean having a bad temper, and having a temper does not necessarily mean being uncultivated.

The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly.

I thought I was decadent, but it turns out I was scrapped.

April 9, 2009

Sincerity does not mean that you must accuse others of their shortcomings, but you must not compliment others' shortcomings.

Crying on a wound has the same effect as rubbing salt on it.

If heaven is sentimental, heaven will also grow old. If man is sentimental, he will die early.

The dawn of dawn brings happiness around you; the sun shines high and smiles in your heart; the sun sets and happiness follows you all day long.

April 10, 2009

Don’t be more than 60% drunk when drinking, don’t be more than 70% full when eating, and don’t love someone more than 80% of love.

Computer fortune telling: You will be poor until you are forty. Then what? Then you get used to it!

My fair lady is like a fairy, she doesn’t like red makeup and loves to work overtime.

Look at physical strength at 20 years old, education at 30 years old, experience at 40 years old, intelligence at 50 years old, medical records at 60 years old, calendar at 70 years old, almanac at 80 years old, and relics at 90 years old.

April 11, 2009

Don’t be depressed about what you don’t have, be happy about what you have.

The only thing in the world that can be obtained without effort is age.

Fate is that the person I love is you, but you love someone else!

You can love persistently but not be humble. You can give to others but don’t lose yourself.

I lie to my parents at home and my friends outside.

April 12, 2009

Don’t complain about life all day long, life doesn’t even know who you are!

Philosophers have no worries and wise men are always happy, not because they have everything they love, but because they love everything they own.

A big belly can tolerate things that are difficult to tolerate in the world; a big mouth can always laugh at the ridiculous people in the world.

Being angry because of other people’s mistakes is punishing yourself.

There is no limit to learning, but turning back is the end!

April 13, 2009

The light must be turned on to be bright; the truth must be argued to be true; the words must be spoken to be clear ; Speech must be pure to be good; heart must be peaceful; people must be well behaved.

Being able to think is a waste; not being able to think is a waste; choosing to think is valuable; putting yourself in someone else's shoes is absolute.

Either you are absolutely assertive, or you are absolutely obedient to leadership.

Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money.

Since you can’t live a beautiful life, you must work hard to look beautiful.

April 14, 2009

The bitterness and sweetness of coffee does not depend on how you stir it, but whether you add sugar; the pain of a period of time does not depend on how you forget it, but on whether you have the courage. restart.

True love is not that you want to be together because you know how good he (she) is, but that you still don’t want to leave despite knowing that he (she) has too many bad qualities.

Have you really lived for more than 300 days in the past year, or have you only lived for one day but repeated it more than 300 times?

Yesterday is a known number, today is a variable, and tomorrow is an unknown number.

As the saying goes: Rabbits don’t eat grass beside their nests. I say: Why run all over the mountains when there is grass beside their nests.

April 15, 2009

It’s a long story, so I might as well not say it.

Everyone wants the truth to be on their side, but no one wants to be on the side of the truth.

Men should not read too much. The junior college student is Wei Xiaobao; the undergraduate student is Chen Jialuo; the graduate student is Ouyang Feng; and the doctoral student is the terrifying Yue Buqun.

The secret of social interaction is not to hide the truth, but to tell the truth without irritating the other person.

Sleep in the world of children and wake up in the sorrow of adults.

April 16, 2009

Be the first to do it, not necessarily the first.

Advertising just tells you that money can still be spent this way.

The effects of force are mutual, except for the power of love.

The body is the capital of life.

I climbed to the top of the ladder after all the hardships, only to find that the ladder was placed on the wrong wall.

April 17, 2009

Life is a journey, and happiness is the process, not the end.

You are gold and I am coal. You will shine and I will heat up. Don’t make me angry, or I will melt you.

If a person does not often think about the future, he will numbly accept the present.

The conditions for an ideal wife: First, she can take her out, and second, she can bring her back.

April 18, 2009

I will pick up every bit of life with you, seal up the sadness scattered all the way, and hold hands to spread happiness from now on.

I suddenly wanted to study late at night, but when I found the candle, it was already dawn.

I once had a pair of wings, but before I could spread my wings and fly, I was stewed in a pot.

Strong words? If I can take away the truth from you, it means that the truth is not stable on your side.

April 19, 2009

Punch a stone to get its hardness, and a spoonful of water to get its purity.

Not all efforts will be successful, but all success is the result of hard work.

The most depressing thing is not playing the piano to a group of cows, but a group of cows playing the piano to you.

Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

April 20, 2009

The more civilized people are, the less they can eat.

Face is given by others, but face is lost by oneself.

The mosquito bit the lion and thought he became a hero.

The stupidest question in the world is: Why don’t you love me?

April 21, 2009

The largest market in the world is in our heads.

If you look up, he is great; if you don’t listen, there will be no idle words.

If you want a beautiful woman to be your wife, you will be satisfied but not satisfied; if you want an ugly woman to be your wife, you will be satisfied but not satisfied.

I have a request: treat me to dinner. I hope you can satisfy me, otherwise I will write your mobile phone number on the wall, and add two words in front: apply for a certificate. You also want to treat me to a good meal, or write: marriage proposal, no conditions required.

April 22, 2009

One foot crushed the violet, but the violet left its fragrance on that foot. This is forgiveness.

I buried my boyfriend in the spring, thinking that there would be many boyfriends in the fall. But in the fall, I was buried by the police.

Love is like the relationship between shoes and feet. Only the feet know whether the shoes are suitable.

The wind is rustling and the water is cold. You owe money and you have to pay it back!

April 23, 2009

The so-called beauty is 30% looks and 70% grooming; the so-called temperament is 30% talent and 70% pretentious; the so-called gentleness is 30% tolerance and 70% depression.

The waves behind you in the Yangtze River push the waves ahead. Don’t let the waves behind you hit you to death on the beach.

Happiness is like poppies blooming, but people want to pick the flowers and the flowers have faded; happiness is like snow drifting in the river, the water wants to carry the snow, but the snow has melted.

Lower requirements for love, raise standards for work, and improve quality of life.

April 24, 2009

If you tell a lie, you have to make up ten lies to make up for it. Why bother?

Being low-key, you will become more stable every time; doing things high-profile, you will be better every time.

Gold will always shine, and pandas will always go abroad.

Those who live in the applause of others cannot withstand the test.

April 25, 2009

Love is like a colorful bubble, which looks beautiful but actually bursts when you poke it.

Rankings and honors are like clouds in the sky. You cannot lie on them. If you lie on them, they will fall down.

Marriage: reciprocity of natural resources and asset integration; divorce: waste of natural resources and asset plunder.

My wealth is not that I have a lot, but that I ask for very little.

April 26, 2009

A house with many doors creates wind, and too many words lead to disaster in life.

The meaning of life is not to get a good hand, but to play a bad hand well.

My dear, after "scanning" you, my love "program" is "activated", and others say that we are very "compatible".

Would you like a piece from the five-horse dismemberment?