An interesting thing happened in school

When I was a first-grade student, an interesting thing happened. To this day, this matter still lingers in my mind from time to time...

I remember that it was my second day of class, and the teacher asked me to help him get his exercise book. But at that time, I didn't know where my class's book cabinet was, and I ended up taking the exercise book of the neighboring class by mistake.

When I was feeling happy that I was doing something for a teacher for the first time, my classmates from the next class also came to get their exercise books. It turns out that the exercise book I took away by mistake belonged to his class! But none of us knew what was going on, and he took away my class’ exercise book by mistake!

When we walked back to our classrooms happily, we didn’t know that a fight would happen...

Because at that time, the students did not know the names of the others. relationship, so workbooks are distributed by teachers.

"Hey! Is there this classmate in this class?" At this time, the teacher seemed to have discovered something, and he slowly turned his eyes to me.

"Lun'an, you took the wrong exercise book from the next class! Hurry up and get your class's homework from the book cabinet!" At this time, "Haha" echoed in the air in the class room. of laughter. At the same time, the students in the next class also started laughing, and I knew what was going on!

The classmate and I ran out of the classroom, bumped into each other, awkwardly exchanged workbooks, and then went back to our classrooms.

Although these are just small things, these beautiful memories are enough to make me miss them forever.

As a student of Shida Middle School, let me talk about the things that happened in Shida...

As the saying goes, one of the main uses of a person’s mouth is to speak. Some of the words spoken sounded comfortable, some sounded sad, some sounded angry, and some sounded silly. I have been living with Shida for four years, and I have heard a lot of good things. But some people’s words always leave an unforgettable impression on me! Now take these words out of your heart, expose them to the light, and see if they can arouse your screams...

——At a certain opening ceremony of a junior high school, a certain principal spoke with great vigour. Said: "Classmates, the new year has passed, and the old year is coming..."

- At a certain opening ceremony, the national seal came to the stage, held the microphone, and cleared his throat, "Classmates, come on Last semester, I taught you about respecting teachers. This semester, I will teach you about respecting teachers...

(p.s: Look at people’s memories)

—— When reading school disciplinary sanctions, a teacher said: "...I hope this student can pull back from the cliff and correct his own shortcomings..."

(p.s: Pull back from the cliff...could it be Hitler? (lei)?)

If these are not impressive, what about this:

?Do you know how long it takes to have sex after medical abortion? —Zhang Bing hosted the flag-raising: "...that's right. The students have done well in their studies..."

School is the holy land of education. It doesn’t matter if the students make mistakes, but how can we, the teachers, teach and educate people? When it comes to teaching and educating people, you can’t help but think of me. This class teacher’s ability to pretend to be ugly is not comparable to that of ordinary people. I still remember his classic sayings:

——“Li Danyang! ! "

——"Teacher, what's wrong with me! "

——"You said what's wrong with you... You don't even know what's wrong with you, how do I know what's wrong with you! ”

Yes, what Brother Yong is best at is speaking without hesitation. Let’s take a look at this:

——In English class, Class 8 people ignored Li Yong and had a small meeting with their heads down. , Li Yong couldn't bear it anymore: "I'm just wondering, what do you think you classmates are doing when you turn around and talk to each other..."

Do you think this is too old-fashioned? , don’t worry, let’s recall slowly, there must be a chronological order.

Now we are introducing the beloved and blooming Sister Lu:

——What do you want to choose for this question?

——Choose 1

——2, no, no, no, three

……

——I passed this question well , the next question...

——(Sister Lu, stand up, lean forward, raise one hand above her head): Teacher, I am also a Xuan Yi! !

Here comes another one from Cao Letian and Sister Lu:

Hand out papers

——-Sister Lu, are you in need?

…

——Sister Lu, are you lacking?

——(Sister Lu took a deep breath) I don’t lack that, what I lack is you (original meaning: I don’t lack that, what I lack is you)

Cao Letian froze there and did not move for a long time.

In fact, there are many others, such as Wu Haiping's "Get out", Zhao Luxin's "It's terrible to be uneducated, and it's even more terrible to have no breasts!" Jiang Hongjie raised three fingers and said: "This question has "Four Answers" and the like, it's up to everyone to recall it themselves.

Time flies, and in the blink of an eye, I heard a lot of slips of the tongue during my freshman year of high school at Shida University, but I didn’t remember a few. The only one I remember is that Qi Yuan was in charge of Avogadro’s constant. It's called "Afergadro's constant". Then comes the second year of high school, and there are many more students in the second year of high school. Let’s talk about Qi Yuan first. I called that “Yibi Xileng” “Yibi Greece”. Later I checked the dictionary (the dictionary was exclusively sponsored by Gaolu) and it said “Aibi Xilong”. In fact, I originally wanted to end the article here, but within this week, the number of awesome words has increased at a lightning speed. I have to reorganize some classic quotations since the second year of high school, and now divide them into people to write:

Principal Zhang Guoxi:

One of the H1N1 influenza

——“Because there are already H1N1 patients in the second grade of junior high school, we must start working hard to prevent and control it. The spread of the epidemic. Equipped with N95 for every teacher and classmate in the second grade of junior high school... (There was a commotion below, thinking about the epidemic situation) N95 masks!