You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.
I know more than a dozen different ways to die.
4, life is like a play, love one, getting married and having children is another. This is normal.
I will definitely be cut into potato chips.
6. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.
7. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.
8, death is not terrible, it is terrible to wait for death.
9. I agree, I have the final say. If there is any objection, she has the final decision.
10, God, you can't wash it off when you jump into the sea in Japan.
1 1. Meeting and parting are like a turn, one after another, a dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult.
12, you are more Donnie Yen than Jet Li!
13, a tough life needs no explanation!
14, how can you say that he is out of his mind? Only if you have a brain.
15, two heads are better than one, Zhuge Liang stinks.
16, well said, said a lot, I don't quite understand.
17. A good man is me. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.
18 I'm Brother Zeng. I told you a letter. I believe in me. ...
19, I will kill you with a bite of salt and soda.
Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.
2 1, let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.
22. Help me cut the carrot into diced meat.
23. What's your status? You have an ID card.
24, bet with me, it's not what you want, it's what I have …
25, hitting people does not advocate self-esteem, we are brothers, as long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two of us will call the police.
26. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.
27. Fighting is always bad. Why don't you call?
It's a good thing it's not red wine, or my clothes will be ruined. It's a good thing it's not sulfuric acid or your face will be ruined.
29. Your head and ass are upside down again.
30. What's the difference between you and direct reincarnation? !
3 1. If you drive a car with Xiaohong and Xiaoming sitting on it, who is the owner? Answer: Yes, if.
32. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.
33. I really want to put a toilet in your brain and wash away all those disgusting things in your brain ... then his whole brain will be washed away.
34. Go up to the hall, go down to the kitchen, kill Trojans, climb fences, drive cars, afford houses, fight for mistresses and beat hooligans.
35. We are two aspiring young people standing on the street who are about to fly their ideals.
When I become an emperor, I will make you a prince.
37. This play is really good, especially your screenwriter, who is really talented. He graduated from a school with mental retardation. The plot he wrote is worse than that of the sheep. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard he touched. The biggest difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a human casually, but will become a pig every once in a while. I guess he wrote the script with pig's trotters. I suggested that he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.
38. Whose children are not optimistic? Is there a place to jump rubber bands on the road?
42, frozen three feet, non-microwave oven can not thaw.
43. Life is alive, and the rest are floating clouds.
44, don't give the right to speak to your opponent, it is robbed.
45. Your explanation is covering up, covering up the facts, and the facts are the beginning of evil.
46. If you don't play by common sense, Conan will be angry with Richard Moore if he is still alive.
47. You are sheep tone. You went astray at first, and you can't run back, can you?
48. Guangu: Longlong, you still have two years, and you will always have two years.
49. I am a stream that keeps flowing forward, and the stream never stops.
50. Love without the purpose of marriage is hooliganism.
5 1. When there is only one drop of blood left in your depravity, call Brother Sanxin back to life.
52. Listen to other people's stories and shed your own tears.
53. Counting sheep is done by foreigners, because the homonym of sheep sleeping and sleeping should be counting jiaozi …
54. People will play many roles in their life. If you are not happy, you can throw away the script. But remember, there is a script that really belongs to you. Don't lose it.
55. If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.
56. As the saying goes, leaders are not afraid of being like donkeys, but subordinates are afraid of being like pigs.
57. Step on the banana skin and slip it, then step on it.
58. Don't worry! Master, big brother will come to save us!
59. Now all the performers are singing, those who can't sing are writing books, those who can't write books are acting, and those who can't play are singing. Showbiz is a circle.
60. I am not a locust, I am not a centipede, I only love my brother, perfect love.
6 1, this is not a turning point in life, but a breaking point.
62. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.
63. Does this handsome guy look like me?
65. Don't trust women. A gentle woman often hides a violent heart.
66. The word love is amazing. Taken from the abnormal change above and the abnormal state below.
67. This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a helmet.
Hope to adopt! ! !