1. If the heart has no place to rest, it will wander wherever it goes.

2. Don’t look at the information, look at the results.

3. It is of great archaeological value.

4. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

5. The person burning incense is not necessarily a monk, it may also be a panda.

6. If you kill the panda, I will be a national treasure.

7. Never becoming an excellent college student depends on strong character!

8. Stand higher and pee further.

9. If you have red apricots coming out of the wall, I will be in full bloom.

10. Let others smell your farts!

12. Drink Besunyen Slimming Tea, and your breasts suddenly disappear?

13. What if Being handsome can be eaten as food, so my handsomeness can feed hundreds of millions of people.

14. When I’m drunk, I won’t obey anyone, so I’ll hold on to the wall.

15. Hugging is really a strange thing. They are so close but can’t see each other’s faces.

16. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

17. What is love in this world? Buddha said: Waste!

18. As a monster, my desire is to destroy at least one Ultraman.

19. My friend’s name on his girlfriend’s phone was “him”. Later they broke up and it became “it”

20. I’m like a dog lying on the bed A fly on the glass, a bright future, but no way out.

21. When I saw your husband, I thought I saw your grandfather.

22. In life, if the speed is uniform, it is love, if it is uneven, it becomes a kind of harm.

23. If I take a bath once a month, I’m almost like a fish!

24. A colleague likes to play mahjong very much. She said: I never played mahjong a few years ago, and When I see anyone playing mahjong, I think he is a beast. Now when I see anyone not playing mahjong, I think he is a beast. ?

25. People who don’t have medical insurance or life insurance should not act bravely after dark?

26. I want to fall in love early, but it’s too late.

27. I don’t know whose wife is on my bed, and I don’t know whose bed my wife is in!

28. After watching all the pornographic films in the world, my heart naturally becomes WM.

29. When looking at beautiful women on the street, if you look higher, you are appreciating her; if you look lower, you are a gangster.

30. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have human thoughts. If a pig has human thoughts, then it is not a pig? It is Bajie!

31. Beauty can only be used to deceive men, and intelligence can be used to deceive the world.

32. Since I turned into a piece of shit, no one dares to step on my head.

33. I only drink pure water and pure milk, so I am very simple?

34. The early bird catches the worm, and the early bird catches the worm. Eat the bird!

35. I was arguing with a girl about whether whales are fish. Finally, I said, "JP people also have personal names", and she finally agreed that whales are not fish.

36. I will look for you in the next life, because besides me, you are the stupidest person.

37. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly?

38. God, you let summer and winter have sex, right? This is the result of this crazy weather. !

39. According to pig’s aesthetics, I can basically be regarded as a handsome guy.

40. After meeting me, you will suddenly realize? It turns out that handsome people can be so specific!

41. I am not a casual person, and I am not a human being when I am casual.

42. Hide skills from clumsiness, use regrets to make things clear; mix clarity with turbidity, and use surrender as an extension; do not complain about the difficulties and setbacks encountered in life, but regard them as opportunities to hone yourself. .

43. When you are honest with yourself, no one in the world can deceive you.

44. The greatest truth is simplicity! Classics are simple, truth is simple, and the most useful things are also simpler things. Complexity creates waste, but effectiveness comes from simplicity. Find the key parts, remove the redundant, and success is not that complicated.

45. First we create our habits, and later our habits create us.

46. Loving someone means that when you dial the phone, you suddenly don’t know what to say. It turns out that you just want to listen to that familiar voice. It turns out that what you really want to unplug is just a string in your heart.

47. Failure makes cowards sink, but makes brave men rise.

48. Life is sometimes like being fucked by a eunuch? Resistance is painful, not resisting is still painful!

49. Life is like a mountain, what matters is not its height, but It lies in the beauty; life is like a rain, the important thing is not its size, but its timeliness. A collection of famous quotes

50. Tell more jokes and deal with things with a humorous attitude, so that life will be easier.

51. There are no desperate situations in the world, only people who are desperate for their situations. Famous aphorisms

52. There are three things in this world that others cannot take away: first, the food eaten in the stomach, second, the dream hidden in the heart, and third, the book read into the brain.

53. A glass of clear water becomes turbid due to the presence of a drop of sewage, but a glass of sewage will not become clear due to the presence of a drop of clear water.

54. Habits are either the best servants or the worst masters.

55. The cultivators believe most in their own sweat, every drop of which breeds a seed of hope.

56. When harvesting hardships, don’t forget the sweet fruits that fall to the ground.

57. Most people have the habit of showing off. What you show off is mostly knowledge, but what others see is mostly ignorance.