"The wildfire will not burn out, but the spring breeze will blow again. Kill Yang Qizhi, there are soldiers behind you. Reactionaries, you shoot!" "I have one more thing to say, have all the villagers moved? They have all moved. "I have one more thing to say, has the food been hidden? Then nothing will happen to me." "I have one more thing to tell my wife, please don't." Wait for me any longer and get married to someone else. "I have one last sentence. I think I can save you a little more. Help me! Come out, I should have saved you a long time ago!"

There are many unforgettable firsts in a person's life, the first time he dreams, the first time he goes on stage, the first time he tells himself what kind of person he wants to be in the future, the real first time for a soldier. The dream of life was in his young and frivolous adolescence. At that time, Dabing had clearly set his goal in future life. He wanted to be an excellent cross talk actor when he grew up.

Da Bing: When I was taking the college entrance examination, I thought, I must go to a place where I can learn cross talk.

Ma Dong: The result was no

Ding Bing: No

Ma Dong: There was definitely no such thing at that time

Ding Bing: I put all the students from universities across the country I checked all the majors list, and there is no major in folk arts, not to mention cross talk, not folk arts.

Ma Dong: What major did you major in?

Da Bing: I can only find one that is closest to cross talk. At that time, I thought the closest thing was "speaking, learning, fighting, and singing". I was learning to sing, and I had a pretty good voice, so I took the exam at the Music Department of Hunan Normal University.

Ma Dong: How was your college life?

Da Bing: College life? Great. I talked about a lot of...things with people.

Ma Dong: I have met many women...

Dabing: Teacher.

Ma Dong: Do you want to know what the soldiers looked like at that time?

Audience: I want to

Ma Dong: I have a few photos here. You see, I put them here, sitting under my butt. Let me pass it on to you.

Dr. Bing: Let me see first if this is allowed to be published.

Ma Dong: That’s allowed. I’m still wearing clothes.

Dr. Bing: He was much more handsome than he is now. Don’t be afraid then, don’t be afraid.

Ma Dong: Let’s take a look at this girl. If there was such a boy in your university, what would be your impression of him?

Audience: Very handsome.

Ma Dong: Very handsome? Is this the impression that Ding Bing’s classmates had of you at the time?

Dr. Bing: No.

Ma Dong: What did they say about you?

Dr. Bing: They think I am a person in a forgotten corner, especially girls.

Ma Dong: Were you very silent at that time?

Dr. Bing: No, I am very frivolous.

Ma Dong: We have many college classmates of Ding Bing. Can Ding Bing recognize them?

Dr. Bing: That is my squad leader, the old squad leader for four years, Yin Jian is the new squad leader. A very talented man.

Male student: Thank you.

Ma Dong: Squad Leader Yin, what were the soldiers in your class like at that time?

Ding Bing: I have become famous now. When you speak, you are a little bit...

Male student: Ding Bing has agreed that whoever will say more good things about him today, he will We are treating guests to dinner, so we try to say as few bad words as possible.

Ma Dong: Whoever exposes more of his privacy will be treated to a meal.

Male student: Then it depends on which location the two of them choose. In fact, in the past four years, I always had the impression that he liked to express himself. Whenever he had the opportunity, he would always show off. Whether it was a New Year's party or some activity at school, he would always go on stage to perform a stand-up comedy, or even dance. He also danced very well.

Dr. Bing: He even danced very well! I was already a pretty good dancer.

Male classmates: They even danced as girls and played some roles.

Ma Dong: Don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid. Then he said, don’t be afraid, it’s okay.

Female classmate: My classmate Da Bing and I have been together for four years. What’s particularly interesting is that we were in the same class for “audition singing and ear training”. At that time, “audition singing and ear training” were divided into classes based on performance. , and then we were divided into classes A, B, C, and D, and we were placed in the last class, so we often teased each other when we were together. Oh, we are a group of retarded people.

Ma Dong: You are divided into classes A, B, C and D based on grades and scores. Are you two in class D?

Female classmate: Yes, we are in Class D.

Da Bing: No, it’s based on our grades when we entered school.

Ma Dong: Based on your grades when you entered the school, you two were also in Class D.

Da Bing: I never studied before entering school! I don’t even know what “audition singing and ear training” is.

Ma Dong: Yes, so you are in Class D.

Female classmate: Class D is the better one.

Ma Dong: You two are in the Ding class, so you are in Ding class, right?

Female classmate: Yes, relatively top-notch.

Dr. Bing: The best! She is number one and I am number two, I tell you.

Female classmate: When we were in class at that time, he would often play a little prank. When he saw other students sight-singing out of tune, he would criticize them and give them a bad name. No. Give that one a nickname. Anyway, it’s just a lot of pranks.

Ma Dong: Is it like this?

Female classmate: That’s it.

Ma Dong: After so many years, looking at the soldiers, it seems that they haven’t changed much.

Female classmate: There is still not much change. Da Bing majored in vocal music, and I majored in piano. The most dreamed thing for a vocal student is to have a range that reaches HIGH C. At that time, I sometimes played accompaniment for him, and then I remember, he was practicing his voice. It’s particularly interesting when I say, oh, how are you today? How is my pitch today, but often I can only hit the G note.

Dr. Bing: Don’t talk nonsense, I have been to B-flat.

Female student: I finally got up B flat, and it often splits.

Dr. Bing: I have been there.

Female classmate: It’s very difficult.

Ma Dong: No way, who told you to be from Class D?

Female classmate: Later I went up. I once went to a county to perform. Da Bing's program was a stand-up comedy and he served as a host. That performance may not have been as well received as your No. 1 Middle School performance, but it left a deep impression on me. Woolen cloth? The audience in the audience cheered hard. Why? Maybe Ding Bing hadn't thought of wearing a pair of glasses to cover up his beautiful eyes. The audience below said, "Go on, you have big eyes." But I think what he is very good about is that he insists on squinting. I was able to win this performance by chance, and it finally conquered the audience below, which is amazing.

Ma Dong: OK, thank you.

Qizhi Dingbing Crosstalk:

"Please listen to the girls' chorus "Send Off Comrades"." Get ready, get up, send off..., it's so high-pitched, why do you play in such a high-pitched tone? How can I sing well? I told you not to raise your voice too high. Really, this is not a screw-up. You are a person of several decades. It’s really, okay, come on, lower your tone. Prepare, get up, send... I can't keep down, I'm irritated, I said I wanted to sing solo, but you still sing solo, you don't have all five notes, for such a person, if you have six notes, you still have two shots, and I have two shots, you I'm so unlucky. I owe you five yuan yesterday and I haven't paid it back yet! I bought groceries for five yuan, but you are just cheating. I am really annoying and irritated. There are so many people. Do it again. I’ll get up. I’ll get up. Give it away... Right? I said I can sing better by myself. Well, what's good, you have Mao Amin who can sing well. "Send grandma off to the west, silent and tearful, with the sound of mahjong in my ears. Mayu, Mayu, dear Grandma Wang, it's so lively tonight, we are missing one of the three.

"What's going on? At this point, my grandma sat up from the coffin. Why did she come back? She sang a song and everyone fell down. She also sang another song? "Actually, I don't want to Let’s go, actually I want to stay…” Go back!