Once upon a time, there was a scholar who had a stupid son. One day, a friend came to visit the scholar. In order to show off his talent, he decided to let his son entertain the guests and specially taught his son a few words: "If a guest asks you why our peach tree is gone? Just say 'I cut it down and sell it'; if he asks you why our fence is so messy? Just say 'it was a mess'; if he asks Why does our family have so much money? You just say, 'Mom and dad earned it hard'; if he asks you why you are so smart? You just say, 'Of course, our family has been like this for generations.'" So, the son went to entertain the guests.?< /p>

The guest asked: "Where is your father?" The son replied: "Let me cut it and sell it!" The guest was surprised and asked, "Where is your mother?" The son replied, "It was a mess!" The guest asked again: "Is there so much cow dung in front of your house?" The son proudly said: "Mom and dad worked hard to earn it!" The guest asked angrily: "Why do you say that!" The son said proudly: " Of course, our family has been like this for generations!"?

When handing in homework to the art teacher, a student handed over a piece of blank paper.?

The teacher asked: "Where is the painting? "?

The student replied: "Here!" He pointed at the white paper and said.?

Teacher: "What are you drawing?"?

Student: "The cow eats grass."?

Teacher: "Where is the grass?"?

Student: "The cow eats it all."?

Teacher :"What about the cow?"?

Student: "The grass has been eaten up, what are the cows still doing standing there?"?

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