Quotations from Li Ao

I like sundials. As long as there is no sunshine, it is not time.

2. It is no fun to be taught by talents in the world; It is a pleasure to be called the best fool in the world.

She doesn't need to have sex, but she can do it. He needs sex, but he doesn't-that's the difference between a beauty and a hero.

4. You should know that there are wise men and aesthetes behind people; He who knows how to look at people behind their backs is a traitor.

5. Timid hypocrites say white is gray; The bold hypocrite described black as gray. The most successful way to reverse black and white is not to reverse black and white, but to lose black and white.

6. There are failures and heroes, but there are no failed heroes. Wen Tianxiang and Shi Kefa are both great success heroes. Heroes never fail. When the sky falls, he goes to catch swans.

7. I have never been arrogant, but I have always been proud.

8. Cherish the sunset glow on the mountain, the flowers on the grave, the dew on the leaves, the chicken on the palm, the butterfly on the shoulder, and the blood and tears on the bed.

9. The biggest shame of a politician is to break his word and call it a temporary change.

10, you can't wait for enthusiasm to save people or inspiration to write. Just like prostitutes can't wait for sexual desire to receive customers. You should do what belongs to you, even if you are forced to.

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12, democracy is a trap: it gives you the right to choose freely, but only gives you a bunch of bastards to choose. You choose, you can only choose a bastard if you choose Whitehead! You can get rid of a big bastard, and then elect a bastard who hasn't grown up yet, and there are a lot of problems that affect our public life.

13, I have two great regrets in my life: First, I can't find such an excellent person as Li Ao as a friend; Second, I can't sit under the stage and listen to Li Ao's wonderful speech.

14. The best way of revenge is to live longer and better than the enemy.

15, stupid people can't do the stupidest things, and the stupidest things are done by smart people.

16, 6. Made in Hong Kong, censored in Beijing, broadcast in Shenzhen.

17, some people think that modern civilization has abolished cattle and horses and replaced them with cars. As we all know, modern people have to be cattle and horses to get on the bus.

18, stupid people are terrible not because they are stupid, but because they are smart.

19, falling in love begins with self-deception and ends with deceiving others; Politics begins by deceiving others and ends by deceiving yourself.

20. Sometimes explanations are unnecessary-enemies don't believe your explanations, and friends don't need your explanations.

2 1, if you are weak, you will not live well; To be strong, you must die of natural causes.

22. The way I swear is that others call you a bastard, but I have the ability to prove that you are a bastard.

23. Destroying enemies depends on friends; Destroy friends and rely on friends and wives; Destroying a friend's wife is God's business.

24. When I look for someone I admire, I will look in the mirror.

25, people have long-term concerns, there must be near worries.

26. You should know that behind people are wise men and aesthetes; He who knows how to look at people behind their backs is a traitor.

I believe in the law, but I doubt the judge

28. Good people doing bad things are more disgusting than bad people doing bad things.

29, washing three warmth is that the ass enjoys happiness and the head suffers; Watching movies is a blessing on the head and a pain on the ass; Listening to the lectures of scholars in Taiwan Province Province, my head and butt are hard.

30. Finding the extraordinary part of common sense is the extraordinary person.

3 1, the surface calm is actually not calm. -Before the time bomb exploded, the surface was the calmest.

32. God gives you two hands, which means you can't take revenge on him, you have to do it yourself.

33. The new women in the past walked out of the kitchen; Modern new women don't go in at all

34. People are living ghosts and ghosts are dead.

I often doubt that I am a nobody, because I often forget that I am a big shot.

36. Don't try to move without capital-you need a handful of rice to steal chickens!

37. The biggest shame of politicians is to break their promises and call them temporary changes.

38, a person over 50 years old, you can't ask yesterday to be better than today; But how can a man know that today is better than yesterday when he is fifty years old?

39. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

40. There are only three kinds of human relations: first, he scolds me with you; Second, you scold him with me; Third, I scold you with him.

4 1, it is wrong to be either an enemy or a friend; Either friends or enemies, that's right. Be lenient with the enemy; Friends should be strictly admitted.

42. There is only one way for a wise man to face Li Ao, and that is to make friends with him desperately. -You must not be the invincible enemy of Li Ao. If you are his enemy, you will hate your friends.

43. Timid. Hypocrites say that white is gray; The bold hypocrite described black as gray. The most successful way to reverse black and white is not to reverse black and white, but to lose black and white.

44. You should know that behind people are wise men and aesthetes; He who knows how to look at people behind their backs is a traitor.

45. People only look at the unhealthy problems of teenagers, but forget to look at the unhealthy problems of old people. Many problems of unhealthy teenagers are actually caused by unhealthy old age. At all times and in all countries, there have never been so many unhealthy old people gathered together like the Kuomintang regiment, never!

46. When you grow up, you know what it is. The so-called maturity is that you deliberately say you don't know after you know it.

47. The less lovable new women are themselves, the more they complain that others are unlovable.

48. Beauty is in the eye of the lover, but beauty is in her own eye.

49. Women have only one view of marriage; Men have 1,001 views on marriage.

50. A master is only responsible for himself, not for the people he saved. The masses are ungrateful and ignorant, and the masses know nothing. Why should they be responsible?

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