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He Jiong's Classic Quotations and Lines

Nana promoted her album in the song club, and several reporters asked Nana questions as a questioning group. Finally, a reporter asked her the only question in the audience: "I wonder if Nana will meet the new spring emotionally?"

Nana: "I think this is a very good question."

He Jiong: "What a conscientious reporter! The question asked has nothing to do with the record. Well done! " He Jiong's classic quotations+mantra:

Super Music 8: 00 Nana Period:

Today, we finally arrived at our home. Everyone complained and retaliated.

Grandma, give up on me!

Nana, you have confessed enough on the show today. I received ok, but I refused ok!

* Today, inadvertently, there will always be a stab in the back.

Nana: "Can you give me that arrow so that I can shoot it?" Boss (very determined): "No!"

Happy Camp (many):

Nana: "My mother told me …" Boss: "Why does your mother say so much?"

Nana: "My mother told me that when I was eighteen, I would meet a vegetable seller with fake legs. I want to buy a radish and an onion. He is the happiness of my life. " Boss: "My dad told me that when I was thirty-two, I would meet a woman to buy food. I must sell her a radish and give her an onion, otherwise, he will haunt me all my life! " "

Base camp mantra:

Boss: *, please respect yourself. /close! /Wait a minute! /so cute! /Welcome to our hottest happy camp in the world on Saturday night. We are a happy family! /goodbye!

Nana's: (Forgot) Nana's theme music is: Pigs carrying their wives.

Haitao: I can communicate with my soul/handsome Tao Tao/If you are also an entertainer, please contact us as soon as possible. Maybe the next person standing on the stage of Happy Camp is you!

Base camp-boss:

* (counting frogs) I don't want this champion, I want these friends! I'm not a champion, I'm not a champion, I'm not a champion-who is! I can make new friends, I am the only champion! The winner is king, the loser is kou, you bandits, drag me into the water!

Song:

Boss: (to Nana) Call Vega quickly and tell her that we have occupied the music club. Nana: Vega said, I just went to Thailand. How did this happen?

Boss: Tell you what, Nana, let's have fun and cooperate with the audience. We kept shouting music and the audience said that we were in a good mood every day. Nana: Are you sure you want to do this? Boss: Of course not. Nana: ...

* (Jason enters) Boss: This stance is very particular. If you two stand together, it means you are really together. If I stand in the middle, it means that I led the line and built the bridge.

Boss: I'd like to take this opportunity to explain it to you today, so as not to make a mess outside.

Nana: It's true.

Boss: What is true?

Nana: It's true.

(The boss gasps)

Nana: The explanation is true.

Boss: Oh, we'll cut this out and broadcast it.

(Music continues, boss will sing)

* Wang Han: Today is probably the largest number of friends invited by our concert ever.

Boss: Yes, because the program group thinks I'm not very fresh, and I always see it on the screen.

Wang: They don't look very fresh either. Boss: Yes, but it might be more interesting to put a bunch of stale ones together.

Boss: Let's start with the least important introduction. Welcome Nana.

Nana (on stage): It's so handsome, so handsome. (The boss thinks he is talking about himself) Nana: Wang Hange, you are so handsome. Boss: Nana, has anyone told you not to wear a bathrobe on the show?

Nana: What's the purpose of my coming here today? 1. Shut up. 2. Sing less. 3. praise more. ..... You are so handsome!

* Boss: Since there is Nana, there must be someone else. He is none other than my other good friend ... (Nana is very nervous) Boss: Shen Ling, welcome him!

Nana (whispering to Shen Ling): I tell you, talk less, sing less and praise more.

Shen Ling: I think He Laoshi is an insurmountable peak. Whoever tries to pass him commits suicide. Nana: That's how I ended up.

* (Cao Xuanbin's joke) Boss: Please remember his name-Cao Xuanbin, who usurped the role of the host!

* (Cao Xuanbin sings) Boss: After he sings, I won't dare to sing until I insert a Nana song. Wang Han: Yes, that's the arrangement.

* Wang Han (to Jason): Come back, come back. Boss: No, he just stood there. I think it doesn't matter if two people are separated as long as their hearts are together.

Boss: Eun-tae, you dare to wear colorful clothes today. Aren't you afraid of ending up like Haitao Orfila? You must sit in the audience because you are wearing bright clothes today.

Wang Han (to Yu Entai): Then why didn't you come to Nana's concert last time?

Boss: Nana said to the program group, "As long as there is Jason in my concert, no one else can come." Nana (to the boss): You look longer than your legs today.

Boss: I tell you, this place is not my waistline.

Shen Ling: He Laoshi's waist is here.

Shen Ling and Nana: Here it is!

Boss: Well, I remember you two.

Wang Han: There are too many people invited today. Do you regret it?

* Shen Ling: I grew up watching a program hosted by He Laoshi. Thank you! Boss: Debut early, thank you!

* Yu Entai: The secret love part has a hospital bed, which is a prop. Occasionally, He Jiong will come earlier to catch the plane. When he comes back, he will sleep in the hospital bed for a while. Then get up and rehearse with everyone.

Nana: Yes, sometimes I sleep next to it because there is only one bed.

Y: Yes, sometimes I sleep under the bed.

Wang: Did you dream about anyone at that time?

Boss (crying): I dreamed that Jason hit me, 555555555 ...

* (After demonstrating the method of boosting morale) Boss: Sometimes it's really stressful to go on stage, but this kind of hug and entanglement, as well as this kind of hook-leg, riding each other up ... Nana: sleeping in a hospital bed ... Wang: Why don't you respond now? It is strange that we didn't react until later. (Jason's face is covered with two words: innocent)

* (secretly loves gardenia) Nana: I'm so sad that he agreed so quickly.

Boss: I like challenges, because he has a boyfriend, which I find particularly interesting. Now that her boyfriend has left him, I don't want it.

Nana: By chance, I met him again (Entai) and we lived happily together.

Boss: But Nana's true love appeared, this boy named Zhang (the scene was interrupted by screams)

Boss: Thank you. Many years later, Xiao Xie and Xiao Zhang's children came to this school again!

* (Jason and Nana sang Nine Sisters together, and there was a physical collision, and the scene went crazy) Boss: Oh, look how happy the young couple are.

Wang Han: Nana, aren't you as bold as you usually host programs?

Boss: She rushed up and dialed the right number.

Wang Han: Hey, He Laoshi, is this a casual spark?

Boss: They did it on purpose.

Wang Han: On purpose? This is carefully arranged.

1 Tiger Hu describes Nana.

Tiger Hu: "She will always be happy, and everyone who sees her will become very happy, so Tiger Hu's mouth will get bigger and bigger."

He Jiong: "Maybe it really has nothing to do with Nana. Don't plant it on her. "

Shen Ling and Yu Na performed a funny version of Save You and My Love. Among them, Shen Ling lamented the most "My God ..."

Shen Ling: "My God, Jingjing ..."

He Jiong: "Wait a minute, I want to ask Long Xiaoyu is Jingjing's son, right?" ! You will always shout' my mother' to her. "

As Jingjing, played by Tina, will give her hair to Long Xiaoyu, played by Shen Ling, Long Xiaoyu will be executed through a layer of glass.

Shen Ling: "It can't reach the glass!" "

Yu Na: "Nothing, I'll give it to ..."

He Jiong: "No, just burn it to him."

Shen Ling: "I think it is more appropriate."

He Jiong: "He is going to die anyway."

4. Shen Ling made an error in presiding over the press conference.

Shen Ling; "There are not many mistakes. Later that manager Zhang came over and said,' OK, thank you!' People are all in the same tune, so they are still active in our work. "

He Jiong: "Politeness is the main thing."

Imitate Li Hechun to sing.

Shen Ling: "... so what? I can sing like Chris Lee. If I like you, treat me like you ... "

He Jiong: "Do you know how much corn there used to be because you watched your show? Later, people loved watching your show more. Because they are counting how many times you have insulted their idols. "

He Jiong summed up the five super girls in Chengdu in 2005 in five groups of words. This is self-evident.

He Jiong: "… everyone has changed, Jane Zhang is a superstar;" Then spring is more used to incite. He is infectious in himself, but she is more inflammatory on the stage today; What about Wen Yao? More beautiful. When I say beauty, I don't just mean that you have lost weight. What I want to say is all your feelings. Because of your smile, the way you sing, including the way you get along with us in private, we feel the beauty that you exude from your bones, so I feel as if you have changed a lot compared with the sea election, and it is really more beautiful; Then Mei Jia, I am most happy to see her confidence, she is more confident; He Jie is freer. On the stage, because of her recognition of herself, including her self-confidence, I felt the feeling of freedom that she exuded on the stage. So in a word, our super girl is cuter. Bless you! "

Nana wants to enter the theater to watch the premiere of the movie Seven Swords.

He Jiong: "... If it doesn't work again, you can try to let you meet Director Tsui Hark through me, that is, through my personal relationship. He may not know that there are actresses like you in China. "

Nana: "Really! Eight swords in the next play are looking for me ... "

He Jiong: "Eight swords are impossible, but eight rings are possible."