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I have nothing but my hands. (Song? Ouyang Xiu's The Oil Man

XXOO The characteristics of most small attacks in the United States.

2。 The moon rose to the willow tree, and he met me at dusk. (Song? Zhu's "Raw Tea Son")

-This is a good time! What can I do after dusk? How's it going ... [Laughter]

3。 It can only be extracted from the deep mountains after being struck by thousands of hammers. It regards the burning of the burning fire as a very common thing. (Ming? Yu Qian's Ode to a Lime)

-a portrayal of the poor little man being abused by in-SM.

4。 Therefore, if the sky is going to fall on the Sri Lankan people, they must first suffer from ideological suffering, physical suffering, physical hunger, physical emptiness and chaos in action. Therefore, their persistence has benefited them a lot. ("Mencius? Gaozi ")

-swear words ... so, heaven will love the little ones, and they must first suffer their minds, work their bones and muscles and starve their bodies. ...

5。 Don't rejoice in things, don't grieve for yourself. (Song? Fan Zhongyan's Yueyang Tower)

-or abuse, a lot of urine inside should be able to get to this point ... unless, of course, when XOO ... [escape]

6。 High spirits, then decline, three exhausted. ("Zuo zhuan? Cao Gui Debate ")

-There are basically no small-scale attacks in the United States.

7。 Let the old age end, be strong, useful, strong, widowed, lonely and disabled. (The Book of Rites? A gift? #092; 》)

So, nothing is expensive, nothing is cheap, nothing is long and nothing is short. (Han Yu, Shi Shuo)

-The ultimate meaning of beauty: make BL global! Let the world bleed! Let the people bleed! Nothing can't be BL!

8。 Ancient scholars must have teachers. Teacher, so preach and teach to solve doubts. (Han Yu, Shi Shuo)

-Little attackers usually teach themselves when they are XXOO. ...

9。 Yue Le (Yue Le), Yue Le (Yue Le) and others (Yue Le), which music (Yue Le)? ("Mencius? Where is Liang? Zhuang Baojian's Mencius)

-The above is the original pronunciation. Ple ... ase automatically changes "yue" into "le" when reading ... Is this the root cause of threesome or even NP? !

10。 Ancient times were based on morality, middle ages were based on wisdom, and today is based on strength. ("All done?" Five thorns ")

-If Xiao Gonghe is an opponent, this is the trilogy of their emotional progress ... The last sentence, of course, describes XOO ... [Khan]

1 1。 Serving Qin with land is like carrying firewood to put out a fire. The salary is endless and the fire does not go out. ("Warring States Policy? Wei Ce ")

-If you abuse small attacks in the text. ...

12。 Birds of a feather flock together, so people are divided into groups-so it often happens that a family of n or a group of good friends are all series BL. ...

13。 Sharp tools can do a good job. ("The Analects? Wei Linggong ")

This shows how important foreplay is!

14。 Do to others what you don't want them to do to you (The Analects of Confucius? Yan Yuan ")

Small attackers don't seem to understand this sentence, so they seldom attack each other in America. ...

15。 Man is a knife and I am a fish. ("Historical Records? Biography of Xiang Yu)

-the inner feelings of small recipients when they are crushed.

16。 If young people don't work in time, they will only regret for life when they are old. (Han Yuefu's "Long Songs")

-Tammy should start with dolls! [beaten]

17。 Year after year, she sewed gold thread for other girls in the bridal gown. (Tang? Qin Taoyu's "Poor Girl")

-the sorrow of a supporting actor who likes to suffer a little in beauty ...

18。 Good things are never born frugal. Since ancient times, melons are bitter and sweet. (yuan? Bai Pu's Happy Spring)

- ? Stepmother's voice.

19。 What does it mean to make steel and turn it into soft fingers? (Liu Kun's "Give Lu Chen Again")

-the inevitable result of a happy ending.

20。 Really brave, dare to face a bleak life, dare to face dripping blood. (Lu Xun's "In Memory of Liu Hezhen Jun")

-So, all the small hardships and small attacks in the abuse are warriors ... [Meditation]

2 1。 Seeing and owning gold is Grandet's obsession. (France? Balzac's miser)

-Seeing and possessing small sufferings is the persistent madness of small attackers. =__=b

22。 How strange and changeable life is. The smallest thing can ruin you and make you perfect! (France? Mo Bosang's necklace)

-this is probably why the emotional path of small attacks and small feelings is so uneven.

The first part: the attack is boundless.

Downward: Endless suffering knows no borders.

Horizontal approval: safe entry and exit

1. There is no limit to attacking Germany.

2. What's the date today? The answer must be 1 or 0.

3. Q: One person is beautiful and two people are beautiful? A: A person is beautiful! -Interpreted as: single (lingering) beauty.

4. Number four. The BL generation was attacked and attacked, and every leader was beautiful for hundreds of years.

5. Q: Who is the newcomer A: The same person! !

My road is covered with petals-I haven't cleaned it for others, and my thatched cottage door has been closed-but now it's open for you.

7. When it's time to hug each other, Yang just watches the fun.

8. Life is short, but beauty is long.

9. The sky is gray and wild, and you will fall in love when you meet your comrades.

10. If you don't use it, I don't know. If you use it (L), it is good.

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12. What do you want from this?

13. There is no homosexuality in the world. If there are more men, they will become homosexuals.

14. Give me a chrysanthemum, and I can hold up the whole earth. -Buddha said: A world in a flower.

15. I want to be fucked by you, but you don't fucking know.

A netizen thought it should be understood this way when translating "I should have seen the bright moon, but the bright moon looked at the ditch"

16. Sexy men need to be abused from the inside out. -A netizen defines a man as sexy.

17. Women are naturally entangled. Fan Nv is the most combative creature after World War II, which is really good.

-a netizen summed up this after summing up the grievances of the American world in the past.

18. Example: Xiaohong's eyes are as pure and gorgeous as the moon.

One: Xiao Huang's eyes are pure and beautiful like the moon. -sb plagiarism

Two: How pure and gorgeous Xiaohua's eyes are! Like the moon. -sb plagiarism

Three: Little blue eyes are always so hazy and sad, which reminds me of the moon in the sky. There is a saying in perilla: people have joys and sorrows, and the moon has ups and downs ... ah! Isn't that as unpredictable as little blue eyes, but so pure, so gorgeous and attractive? -nb plagiarism

Our dog Wang Cai has a pair of pure and beautiful eyes, like the moon. -Beyond species plagiarism

Five: Her eyes are pure and bright as the moon-beyond stylistic plagiarism.

Six: I smiled and asked, "Guess what her eyes look like?"

"Like the moon!" He blurted out.

He is right. It is as pure and gorgeous as the moon. -Cunning plagiarism

Seven: Seeing her eyes, I can't help but think of a sentence by a great writer: "Pure and gorgeous as the moon". -Not plagiarism.

Eight: Her eyes are like watermelons, teasing the baby ~ ~ ~ ~-completely original ... worthy of encouragement. ...

When it comes to plagiarism, a netizen thinks it should be defined like this.

19. They finally killed Andy Lau!

-a netizen sighed when summing up the real YY people.

20. Without saying anything, go to Shaolin first, and then to Wudang. Self-study is like the palm of a Buddha's hand, the nine Yin scriptures are true, and Gankun is greatly moved, which is fascinating. With heavenly sword in his left hand and Tu Longdao in his right. There will be another Xiao Li's fucking flying knife in my mouth ... if it doesn't work ... I will roll in the flowers of love and commit suicide!

Someone asked, "If someone loves you as much as Huang Si loves you, what would you do?" Sometimes netizens will give such horrible answers.

2 1. It is said that beauty is as deep as the sea, and all of them were killed when they jumped in.

22 ... I'm sure I will never ... dare to ... write a beautiful article. ...

-A netizen said, "If a new BL writer stays in JJ for one day," he was worried.

23.' This post has been locked, please don't pay attention'

How to follow the locked post?

This sentence is as comic as' Please raise your hand in absence'!

-a netizen complained when talking about JJ's whitest sentence.

24. First:

Watch Chinese mainland's historical drama, watch it and scream: OMG! There are five things in an episode that don't conform to history! ! ! ! Watching historical dramas in other places, you will scream: OMG! There are five historical sites in one episode! ! ! !

Second:

When Hong Kong people say they want to shoot a romantic drama.

People in Taiwan Province Province laughed.

When Taiwan Province Province said it would shoot an idol drama.

The Japanese and Koreans laughed.

When the Japanese Koreans said they would shoot a martial arts drama.

Hong Kong people smiled.

When mainlanders say they want to make soap operas.

All of Asia laughed.

When Asians talk about making historical plays,

The whole continent laughed.

-Some netizens lamented this when talking about historical TV dramas in various regions of the Asian calendar.

25. This is the power of love ~ ~ ~

-a netizen felt this way after reading the abstract of a novel "Little Suffering is Beaten to Concrete by Small Attacks"

26. In my dictionary, it has no brotherhood!

-A netizen answered so firmly when talking about whether there is pure brotherhood in film and television works.

27. I am not a beauty lover. When I am addicted to beauty, I am not alone.

28. In the vast universe

—┼———┼——┼—————┼————┼———|———┼→

Weave sky, sea, wood and fire.

Lou Nv Wolf King Qiu

Main star =

On the seat, everyone is here.

this

——————— A netizen left this message when he laughed at the viewpoint of a landlord (a fan girl).

29. scalper quotations, unscrupulous, cautious! Gjjdmm18 years old or older, and look at bb recently.

XQ quotations:

What is beauty? Anything is possible

What's the funniest thing? Explain a man's body structure to a beautiful wolf.

It can contain the whole earth.

-a netizen commented when discussing how strong a man named Qiu Hua is in American literature.

This leads to the conclusion that even if life is doomed, we should keep the temperament of the queen.

This sentence is from the famous saying "Life is like QJ, you can't resist it, but enjoy it".

3 1. A man should learn from Sima Qian, but a eunuch is not a eunuch even if he writes a book ~

32. Small attack: You are a man who doesn't keep women's morals!

Beast: You men are all bad things!

33. The university got up from me, fastened its belt and said, "You can go, your youth stays."

It turns out that I didn't go to college, but college fucked me. ...

34. Non-gay women are saving mankind, while gay women are saving the earth.

35. I swallowed an LC, and the world immediately became sexy ~

36. Rape is easy to hide, but psychosexuality is hard to prevent!

37. I have also suffered from others; Attack us, attack us, attack us.

38. A flock of geese flew across the sky, sometimes in a B shape and sometimes in a T shape. ...

39. Do you want it? Please me.

(everyday language in BL)

40. A girl is omnipotent.

4 1. Please tell the prince that I am on my way, and there are snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and handsome guys. It doesn't matter if he continues to sleep to death!

42. In spring, my husband is planted underground, and in autumn, there are many husbands.

43. There is no most abnormal condition, only more abnormal condition. As long as you are more abnormal than him, you win! ! !

44. Where there are men, there is JQ.

(also someone's ID)

45. The best way for a man to comfort another man is to … overwhelm him.

46. If you eat sparingly, others eat hard.

47. Lori has three advantages: voiceless, soft and easy to push down.

Zheng Tai has three treasures: innocence, loveliness and good skin.

A wife has three advantages: gentleness, kindness and thoughtful service.

Yujie has three good things: beer, bathing and eating tender grass.

The queen has three wonderful things: wooden horse, wax oil and whip fuck.

A gentleman has three sufferings: forbearance, acceptance and feeling.

Uncle has three good qualities: maturity, forbearance and pushiness.