Calm down New York: I am not your sanitary napkin. Use a pad when needed.

Talented type: "Truth Question" tattoo. I got my lover’s name tattooed, but they break up, what should I do? "Answer": Add another tattoo on the back, "It's SB".

Sad miss. Duoduo: Back then Zhou Xun said, "I won't marry anyone other than Da Qi." Liu Ye said, "I would not marry anyone other than Xie Na." It's so funny. Do you still believe the person who said "you have to do it"?

Cold joke Xiaobei Roy: "Send me a recent photo of you." "I don't". "Obviously"! "Obviously you are looking for him, why are you looking for me?"

Talent Department Qi Yu: When I was a child, my idol was Wang Jingwei. I thought he was both traitorous and able to reclaim the sea, which was amazing.

Nasty Department Who is acridine cat: In order to celebrate my good brother Xiaotong coming to Guangzhou at the end of August, I decided that I will go to Shanghai at the end of August.

Talent Department Luo Xiaotong: "Example: A hunter discovered a pregnant doe in the forest." Teacher: How did the hunter know that the deer was pregnant? Pan Zheng: Because the hunter saw the deer vomiting. Whole class: |||. . .

Calm type R.Laa.: Human. If there is no love. You can fall in love with anyone.

Rogue type Luo Xiaotong: Human. If there is no love. You can have sex with anyone.

Healing Tomato Basin Friend: There is a wolf baby. It does not eat meat but only eats vegetarian food when it is born. Its parents are very worried. Finally, one day they saw a wolf baby chasing a rabbit, and the parents were very happy. Then the wolf baby grabbed the rabbit and said, "Hand over the carrot!" ...

Rogue type Xiaoli: Your ex is getting married, are you willing to attend his wedding? ——I just want to attend Ya’s funeral!

Healing Charming Man: If you don’t love me anymore, I will be old.

Healing Finland: "What should I do when you are liked by many people"? "Be liked by me".

Rogue Yu Xiaoshi: "Academic discussions are okay, but don't curse!" "Fuck, you're the one I'm scolding"!

Excerpt Wang Xing: Translate a famous saying from the Dilbert comics into Chinese: Don’t compete with idiots, they will reduce you to an idiot and defeat you with experience.

Talented Anqing Lu Shisi: Colonel Mao Xinyu said: "I hope China's first aircraft carrier will be named after my grandfather." ——A netizen commented: "Fuck_your grandma's account."

Hooligan female gangster.exe: You are scolding me now because you don’t understand me yet. When you get to know me in the future, you will definitely hit me.

Calm-minded Aki.: Love at first sight, then fades away, and ends three times.

Embarrassing gacazafaa: My mother is an expert at catching mosquitoes. I estimate that no more than 20 mosquitoes have escaped from her hands in this life. At night she likes to turn off all the lights, leaving a TV set glowing, and then lure all the mosquitoes to the front of the screen, and then slowly ravage them with her hands. Tonight, she was worried that she couldn't find any mosquitoes, so she shouted, "Where are the mosquitoes?" My father, who was about to go to bed, felt very sleepy and said impatiently: "I'm going to bed! Don't talk to me!" ......

Fanfu囧歌 Chen Yi囧: Changed: The wind is roaring. The dog is barking. Google is roaring. Google is roaring. The Male Gobi Desert is ten thousand feet high. Damn it, Gao Ye is crazy. There are so many anti-Japanese heroes among the green tyrants! On the Internet, idiots are trying to be heroes! Picked up the mobile phone and computer! Waving the keyboard and mouse! Defend the rice! Defend Google, Defend Blogs, Defend All Search!

Rogue Luo Xiaotong: "G-Spot Interview". We speak in wet words.

Talented Ru Xiaoguo: My dad expressed his opinion on my gaining weight: If I don’t have Han Hong’s life, I will get Han Hong’s disease.

Strong and tough Huo Xiaoyu: I will not tolerate your logic, which is like eating shit.

The tough truth system Huo Xiaoyu: What do you mean by the "positive" big-headed ghost who met you in the year of Luo Luo Qijing?

If the father is not his biological father or mother, he will drop out of school if he is not happy with his studies. If he is bored, he will run away. If he runs away, he will go to Xinjiang instead of Tibet. Not to mention Luoluo, there are more blank spaces than words in this book, and the number of words in a large book is just over 10,000. I'm going to buy a book. I dislike your poor writing. I'm going to buy a notebook. Why are there so many broken words?

囧 Department Huo Xiaoyu wants to rewrite the book: MLGB= =There is a person named "Lord Shuishen" who is asking for attention. ! ! I want to return to my roots! ! ! ! You bastard, if you want to pay attention to me, can I pass it? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! SB! ! ! !

Sadness Yalang: I have tried my best within the limits of what I can forgive.

Tough female gangster.exe: Forgive your past and fuck your future.

Calm down Xia Didi: If he says to you: "Forget me." Just tell the other person: "I never remembered it."

Rogue type female hooligan.exe: Fuck the person who gave birth to you! You stupid female genitalia! The person who gave birth to you had female genitalia!

Calm and calm Luo Xiaotong: You can see it from a distance. Don't play with it. Not afraid of tarnishing love. But I am afraid of ruining myself.

Talented Yichi: I have something to do and I’m going to bed first.

Celestial: Why does it take two people to agree when we are together, but only one person makes the decision when we are apart?

Rogue type Master A: I don’t love those who love me, and I will kick those who don’t love me to death.

Indifferent to airplane: "Who hasn't fallen in love with a scumbag when they were young?"

Calm style Si Hao: No matter what you think of me. You still want to humiliate me. You have never been respected by me.

Embarrassing Luo Xiaotong: Big idiot: "I'm sleeping~ wake me up at 2:15." Little idiot: "My little machine was cut. What do you call it?" Big idiot: "...stand on the balcony and shout."

Truth Department Lai Bao: Being strong means pretending to be cool with yourself.

Rogue type Mo Shanghua: This woman has lost her face. She should be considered a beauty.

Rogue Lai Bao: No one looks down on you, because others don’t look down on you at all. Everyone is very busy.

Strong and tough Ru Xiaoguo: Let me briefly summarize your speech: Bah.

Truth Department Xi Bubu: A man said, "How do you react when you are with a man?"~~~I said, "You are broken down there."

Rogue Zuomu: It’s not shameful to pretend. It's shameful to "pretend to be shameful". I highly recommend observing life. Someone says that he "doesn't pretend" and "has never pretended" - you quickly go up and remember what he looks like, and you see the "shameless" person.

Tough type Aki.: There is no point in pretending to be innocent with me, I have no sympathy. You make a couple, and I'll help you bury them together.

Embarrassing Hiro: The twelve packs of Orion I bought the day before yesterday were placed in the classroom, and I only ate one. . . There are four left today. . . The people in this class are really polite. . .

Truth and light: the slogan of China’s dairy industry: We are more professional in chemical industry.

Sad f ishfeimi: I must be a good mother and give you all the respect and understanding I can’t get.

Embarrassing Fan Fu’s Essence: "Shanghai Stock Exchange!! Shanghai Stock Exchange!! I am Shenzhen Stock Exchange!! Our side suffered heavy casualties!! Almost the entire army was wiped out!! What are your losses?" ! "Shenzhen!! Shenzhen!! I am Shanghai!! All our troops have been killed!! This is a recording, no need to reply"!

The essence of the cold joke Fan Fu: This morning, Wuhan Jiangxia Public Security Bureau received a call from the masses, saying that there were two big bombs under the overpass. Jiangxia branch police and bomb disposal experts rushed to the scene and found a red bag under the bridge. Experts and police carefully opened the bag and found several layers of newspaper packages inside. The police opened it layer by layer, and finally discovered that it was indeed two big bombs: four 2's and a pair of kings... The police said they would seriously hold the person who called the police accountable.

The essence of the 囧 style fanfu: I once suffered from schizophrenia, but now we have recovered

The gangster style piang: Yes, pretending to be stupid is a great pleasure for me . If you think it's true, I'll just pretend to be you.

Rogue type dragon man: After seeing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

Embarrassing Yu Yefeng: Today’s most awesome comment: It made my anus tighten.

Rogue type Haiya: If you are unhappy, you must tell everyone and make everyone happy.

Embarrassing Liu Dan: Aliens are nothing, Fuwa will protect us.

Embarrassing Chapter 133: "Master, I have an unkind request from this junior, I don't know whether to say it or not." "Since it's an unkind invitation, there's no need to say anything."

Embarrassed Xiaobei Roy: Experts from the National Seismological Administration once again solemnly announce: From tonight to tomorrow, if there is no earthquake, there will be no earthquake. I will tell you after the earthquake. Please rest assured, if you are scared, go out to sleep, if you are not scared, sleep at home, and maintain a normal life order. Don't spread fucking rumors for nothing, it will make us terrible!

The truth-tearing person: Connect the world, connect the ball.

Truth Department = =Forgot who it is: Zheng Zhi’s biggest role is to beat his opponents into Zheng Zhihua on the court. . .

Rogue type Velvet Underground: Brother, the difference between you and Zhouzhou is that you don’t know how to command~~~~

Calm truth type Tang Ji: Meeting strangers is actually very troublesome. Many lies had to be told again.

My personal suggestion is that the poster should watch the funny video

Once you have it in hand, you will have no worries... /index.php#showCh(4852265, 10, 1, -1, 1 , 1) Recommended parrot’s reaction to hearing Jackson’s song