2. Ceng Xiaoxian: I'm the good guy, and I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.

3. "There is a thread in this ring!"

"I know,' Made in China'!"

4. "You are Li XiaoLu!"

"What kind of eyes are you looking at!"

"Then you must be Zhou Xun!"

"Yes, that's right, it's me. You can see it! "

5. "Amputation is an operation that can't have children."

"That's called ligation."

6. I will spray you to death with a bite of salt and soda.

7. "The price of pigs is rising these days. Why can't the price increase? "

8. "You are a good one-two in any way!"

9. "Here is a domestic film, Peach Blossom Man vs Chrysanthemum Monster."

"Pit dad."

10, "Mommy, you know tennis too."

"Of course, I especially like Deng Yaping."

1 1. Don't engage in porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without golden hoops.

I smell adultery.

14, hitting people does not advocate face self-esteem. We are brothers. As long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two of us will call the police.

15. Spitting is used to count money, not to make sense.

16, we are two young people standing on the street, about to fly their ideals.

17, when I become emperor, I will make you a prince.

18, left eye jump, peach blossom, right eye jump, chrysanthemum.

19, I will definitely be cut into potato chips.

20. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.

2 1. Meeting and parting are like a turn, a circle and a dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult.

22. You are more like Donnie Yen than Jet Li!

23. Hard life needs no explanation!

How can you say that he is crazy? Only if you have a brain.

25, you must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet computer.

26. I can die in a dozen different ways.

27, life is like a play, love one, getting married and having children is another. This is normal.

28. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.

29, death is not terrible, terrible is waiting for death.

30. I agree, I have the final say. If there is any objection, she has the final decision.

3 1, God, I can't wash it off when I jump into the sea in Japan.

32, well said, said a lot, I didn't understand.

Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.

Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

35. Help me cut the carrot into diced meat.

36. What's your status? You have an ID card.

37. A good man is me. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.

38. It's always bad to quarrel. Why don't you call?

39. I'm Zeng Ge. I told you about that letter. I believe in me. ...

40. I will spray you to death with a bite of salt and soda.

4 1, bet me that it's not what you want, it's what I have …

It's a good thing it's not red wine, or my clothes will be ruined. It's a good thing it's not sulfuric acid or your face will be ruined.

43. Your head and ass are upside down again.

44. What's the difference between you and direct reincarnation?

45. This play is really good, especially your screenwriter, who is really talented. He graduated from a school with mental retardation. The plot he wrote is worse than that of the sheep. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard he touched. The biggest difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a human casually, but will become a pig every once in a while. I guess he wrote the script with pig's trotters. I suggested that he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.

46. Whose children are not optimistic? Is there a place to jump rubber bands on the road?

47. If you are driving a car with Xiaohong and Xiaoming sitting in it, who is the owner? Answer: Yes, if.

48. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

49. I really want to put a toilet in your brain and wash away all those disgusting things in your brain ... then his whole brain will be washed away.

50. Go up to the hall, go down to the kitchen, kill Trojans, climb fences, drive cars, afford houses, fight for mistresses and beat hooligans. Everyone should be happy.

5 1, there is no rehearsal in real life, it is live broadcast.

What she wants to cook is not a dish, but a wife.

53. A new generation of urban women won the halls, kitchens, Trojans, fences, bicycles, houses, mistresses and hooligans!

54. We are two aspiring young people standing in the street who are about to fly their ideals.

The difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a man, but he will become a pig from time to time.

56. I wanted to win glory for boys, but now I'm really naked.

57, I am not a celebrity, I am a personal flow!

58. A competition is a competition. You don't have to be involved. If you do this, you must abide by the rules of the game and bear all the consequences.

59. I am not only calm now, but also my eggs hurt!

60. If there are no rules, then winning or losing is meaningless, winning or losing is meaningless, and so is the game.

6 1. When I become emperor, I will make you a prince.

62. What's your seat? I am made of meat.

64. Who is Hu Yidao?

65. It is better to go home and sell sweet potatoes than to be an official.

66. Talking orangutans are ten thousand times better than others. I insulted the word when I called you a coward.

67. Whose children are not optimistic? Is there a place to jump rubber bands on the road?

68. There are worms in vegetables and iron wires in vermicelli.

69. Zhang Wei: Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge!

70. Fairy: I really didn't know it on purpose. You can format me!

7 1, Yifei: You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

72. Youyou: Please, such an old film, you archaeology!

73. Zi Qiao: Are you still smart? You are a personal name!

74. Zhang Wei: I never eat chewing gum. I can't swallow it.

75. Xiaoxian: I want to eat my stomach when I pull it out.

76. Xiaoxian: In the past, advertisements were inserted in TV dramas. When the advertisement came out, all the audience went to the bathroom. It's good to insert TV plays in advertisements now. As soon as the opening song came out, the whole audience went to the bathroom!

77, delivery: the same is Tianya sausage mouth, why rush to fry!

78. Mo Yu: I am allergic to time!

79. Yifei: As the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day, and it can't be thawed without a microwave oven!

Zi Qiao: I am willing to repay everything with my feelings, including my body!

8 1, Yifei: If you want to live a good life, you must bring some green ~!

82. Zi Qiao: According to her cooking level, there are bugs in the vegetables and wire in the fan!

83. Guangu: If Conan were alive, he would be angry with Richard Moore!

84. Guangu: You talk to them until midnight every day. How can they have time to create human beings?

85. Zhang Wei: I am a judo champion in the summer camp of law school for three consecutive times, and I almost became the third place in the last session!

86. Youyou: Quarrel is a bad behavior ... Let's fight!

1, endure or be cruel.

2, in fact, the so-called secret love is nothing more than: my pride is hopeless.

When you love someone, don't complain that he can't give you anything, but cherish what he gave you.

4, in fact, the sky is very blue, and the clouds will always disperse; In fact, the sea is not wide, and the other shore is connected with this shore; In fact, the dream is very shallow and everything is natural; In fact, tears are sweet when your heart is willing.

Whether you are tall or thin, rich or poor, it doesn't matter what kind of person you are. If you want to live a full life, one thing is essential, and that is passion.

6. I have always only seen the bright spots in those shining people, but I don't know what price they paid for such a life. I have no right to complain here.

7. Love when you are young is that you happily think that you will spend your life with the person in front of you, so you have all kinds of expectations for the future and stick to it. It wasn't until many years later that we experienced the pains of growing up and the changes of love, and we walked through thousands of waters in Qian Shan before we suddenly realized. All these years are just a beautiful dream given to you by God. In order to support you, we will spend this long life.

8. You never know what will happen tomorrow. If you meet someone you love today, you must tell him today: I love you, I love you very much. Even if he can't respond to you with the same love, at least he is happy at the moment he knows that he is loved.

9. The saddest distance in the world is when two people are far apart but don't know each other. Suddenly one day, they met and fell in love. The distance becomes very close. Then one day, they stopped falling in love, and the two people who were very close became far away, even farther away than before.

10, life is like taking a train. The scenery in the past is so beautiful that you can't leave, but you always have to move forward and leave, and then you tell yourself, it doesn't matter, I will definitely come back later, but in fact, you will never go back. The lost time, the retreating scenery, and the people I met are all drifting away.

1 1, every time in life, there will be lonely moments, looking around for no one but myself, so I want to know myself-my vulnerability, my desires, my thoughts, my boundaries and my real dreams.

12, don't give up if you are unwilling, but it will change when you watch it. Either prove your ability or shut up and accept the reality. (Classic Quotations www.lz 13.cn) All easy roads are downhill, and failure is acceptable, but failure without hard work is zero without excuses. -"The price of winning a woman"

13, pinning happiness on others will inevitably lead to disappointment. People can't go beyond a certain limit to pay for others 100%. You can call it selfish, but you must admit that this selfishness is not malicious. Who is the most reliable in this world? No one else, only myself. If we are strong, brave and independent, others will treat us better. This is a natural fairness.

14, there is no hard work in the world, and there is no place where people are not complicated. If destiny takes a hand is a part-time job, then do it well. Don't ruin your youth. Cross your legs at home, so does youth. Time will not pass very slowly. Some people don't have to work, but that's not you. They will do it anyway. Why not do it happily? Lilian Lee

15. Some people have to leave if they don't come. Some things, you can only give up if you don't want them. Some of the past can only be buried in the bottom of my heart about happiness or pain, and some hope can only choose to forget the present or the future.

16, just to store enough love, enough tenderness and cunning, in case I wake up and meet you; I just want to store enough pride, loneliness and indifference in case you wake up and leave.

17, the secret should not be too big, too big to be collected, and it is easy to expose the target; Not too small. It is too small to hide. The best size is just enough for others to ignore and just enough for yourself to smile.

18, you will have good friends when you associate with good people, smart friends when you associate with smart people, and gangsters when you associate with gangsters. This truth is very simple.

19, cherish today, cherish the present, who knows which comes first: tomorrow and accident.

20. There is no doubt that there is a world that belongs to you. Tang Wei

1, love is an encounter, but it is unpredictable.

2. There is no incurable pain, no endless sinking, and all the lost things will come back in another way.

Lovers always say a lot of boring things and do some boring things. Happiness is being bored with someone to accompany you. It's rare that neither of you are bored.

There are only two kinds of people who will carefully read a person's diary and mood and try their best to understand it. One is the person you like, and the other is the person you like.

A truly successful life does not lie in achievements, status, money or fame. Is: whether diligently completes oneself, shouts out own voice, live high's appearance, walks out of own way.

6. When setbacks come, they will pass, and when tears flow, they will be put away. Nothing can discourage you.

7. I want to talk about an open love, a love that parents agree with, relatives know and friends bless. If possible, talk once, or don't start, or for life.

8. I think the deepest love is to be live high like you after separation.

9. An unacceptable love needs not sadness, but time, a time to forget. A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy, but understanding.

10, some people say that there is no secret behind true love. The person who said this knows neither love nor secrets.

1 1. Some things can't be said, some things don't need to be said, some things can't be said at all, and some things are: even if you tell others, you will regret it immediately. Therefore, if you are smart enough, the last way is to calm down and gnaw at your loneliness, or conversely, let loneliness devour you.

12, sometimes, we don't walk out of pain, but learn to live with it.

13, love at first sight is such a thing, romantic but not necessarily lasting. It's hard, but it's harder to be apart. Love at first sight is always related to looks, and love over time is always related to habits. The slower you fall in love with someone, the longer you love him. Love can be short-lived, but it takes time to water the truth.

14 Whether it is love or friendship, the ultimate goal is not home, but understanding and tacit understanding-that is, finding someone who can walk and talk, no matter when or what mood.

15, love is unhealthy and afraid of being far away. Distance will fade the color of each other's lovesickness. If possible, get closer and closer until you are close to each other. Don't artificially separate it and test its strength, then you may regret it. Strive to create an era in which man and nature go hand in hand and live in harmony.

16, there is neither happiness nor pain in the world; Just a comparison between one situation and another, that's all.

17, it doesn't matter what others think of you or how you explore life yourself. It is important that you really spend the time falling through your fingers like rain, and you know how you will live. -Annie, baby

18, for the person you like, no matter how trivial things are, you can have a good chat; For those who don't like it, important things can also be skipped.

19, the most extravagant thing in my life is to meet you on the road, and then we can smell the flowers together.

20. Love can't be hidden. Shut your mouth and your eyes will say it.