"Why is the crow like a writing desk?" The Mad Hatter
Why is a crow like a writing desk? (He doesn't know it himself)
Mad Hatter: You are not the same as before. You are much better. You have lost your true colors.
Alice: Is my "many"?
Mad Hatter: [pointing to Alice's heart] There it is. Something is missing.
Mad Hatter: You are not the same as before. You are more like you then. You are not "you" anymore!
Alice: Not "me"?
Mad Hatter: [pointing to Alice's heart] Here, something is missing.
Alice: It's all my own idea.
Mad Hatter: Does that mean I'm not real?
Alice: I'm afraid so. You are just a fictional character in my imagination. I will fantasize about a half-crazy person.
Mad Hatter: Yes, yes. But you must be crazy to dream about me.
Alice: Then I must be. I will miss you when I wake up.
Alice: I imagined all this.
Mad Hatter: You mean I don't exist?
Alice: I'm afraid so. You are just an imaginary person. I always dream of crazy people.
Mad Hatter: Yes, yes! But imagine, my people themselves must be crazy!
Alice: Then I must be! I will miss you when I wake up!
Mad Hatter: Am I crazy?
Alice: I'm afraid so. You're completely insane. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.
Mad Hatter: Am I crazy?
Alice: I'm afraid so. You're completely insane. But I'll tell you a secret: all excellent people are like this.
Mad Hatter: There is a place. There is no place on the earth. A land full of surprises, mysteries and dangers! Some people say to survive: you need to be as crazy as a hatter.
Mad Hatter: There is a place different from the world on the ground. It is full of fantasy, mystery and danger! Some people say that to survive there, you must be as crazy as a hatter.
Alice: Can this take me home? Will this take me home?
Mad hat: If this is your decision. You can stay. -If it's your choice. You can stay.
Alice: What a great idea, a crazy and wonderful idea, but I can't. There are some questions I have to answer. I have to finish something, but I'll be back soon. What idea? A crazy good idea! But I can't. I have to answer some questions and do some things. I'll come back again,
Crazy hat: You won't remember me. You won't remember me until you know it.
Alice: Of course I will. How could I forget? Crazy hat, why are crows like tables?
Crazy hat: I don't know. Have a nice trip, Alice.
Alice came to the tea party, and the crazy hat stepped on the table to welcome Alice.
Mouse: Hey, be careful!
The mad hat squatted on the ground and looked at Alice.
March Rabbit: OK, OK. All right.
Crazy hat: It's you.
Mouse: No, it isn't. Mctwisp brought us the wrong Alice.
March Rabbit: Not Alice!
Crazy hat: It's definitely Alice. You are definitely Alice. I can recognize you anywhere. I can recognize him anywhere.
The March hare and the little mouse laughed.
Mad hat: Well, as you can see, we are still having tea. And all this is because I was forced to kill time and wait for your return. You know, you're too late. Naughty. Well, anyway, time stopped completely because of being offended. Not at all since then.
Cheshire cat appeared.
March hare smiles.
March Rabbit: Cup.
Alice: The time in the dream is very interesting.
Crazy hat: Yes, yes, of course, but now that you are back, you see, we need to continue our miserable day.
March hare and mouse cheered: Happy birthday! Happy birthday!
Crazy hat: I'm investigating something that starts with the letter "m" Do you know why crows are like writing desks?
The Mad Hatter, the March Rabbit and the Mouse: Down with Al Wise Broudy Bashir! Donnall Wise Broudy Behr is in hiding!
Alice: What?
Cheshire cat: Down with Bloody Head, Bloody Head is the Red Queen.
Crazy hat: Come on, come on. We just have to comment on the killings and things like that. There, it's time to give and forget or forget and give, whichever comes first or under any circumstances is the most convenient. I'm waiting.
The March hare is holding a pocket watch.
March Rabbit: Hey. Tick-tock ... Tick-tock again.
Cheshire cat: All this talk about blood and killing has made me lose interest in tea.
Mad hat: Ah. The whole world is going to be destroyed, and poor Cheser has stopped drinking tea.
Cheshire cat: What happened that day was not my fault.
March Rabbit: Oh, dear.
Mad hat: You used them all to protect yourself, you mean coward, playing tricks on your friends. Ballom March Brimini!
Mouse: Hatter!
Crazy hat: Thank you.
March Rabbit: Meow.
Crazy hat: I'm fine.
Cheshire cat: What's the matter with you, Tarant? You were the soul of the party. You used to be the best Futterwacken in Witsend.
Alice: What in the future?
March Rabbit: Futterwacken!
Mouse: This is a kind of dance.
Mad Hatter: On that fragile day, when White Queen wears the crown again, I will wake up more energetic that day.
The horse barked in the distance.
March Rabbit: Oh, no.
Cheshire cat: Uh-oh.
Mouse: Rogue.
Cheshire cat: Goodbye.
Cheshire cat disappeared.
March Rabbit: Hide her!
Crazy hat gives Alice medicine.
Crazy hat: Drink this quickly.
March Rabbit: Quick! Hide her!
Alice shrank.
Mouse: Oh, dear.
March Rabbit: Yes.
The mad hat hid Alice in the teapot.
Crazy hat: Watch your head.
The guards are here, over.