Some people say that women like to lie; if women can extract royalties from the stories they fabricate, it will be easy for them to get rich. This is always what it means to lie. If you use a little wit to break the little embarrassment in front of you and gain a little spiritual victory, thus sacrificing a little bit of truth, this can also be regarded as lying. Then, women are indeed relatively gifted in lying. There are concrete examples. Have you never accompanied a woman shopping? Especially when it comes to buying clothing materials, she never simply says what clothes she wants to make, what materials she wants to buy, and how much she is prepared to spend. She must pick and choose here and there, muttering to herself at the same time, whether she blames this piece of material for being too thin, or blames that piece of fabric for being too old, she can’t help but wash this, and she can’t help drying, this one has a big head, and that one has a narrow appearance, and she is criticizing it. People are worthless. In fact, that's not the case at all. She just thinks the price is too expensive! If the price is cheap, all other shortcomings will not be a problem, and you will have to buy things you don’t want to buy in the first place. If a woman refuses to raise a charcoal basin because charcoal is expensive, she will definitely explain to others: "Lifting a charcoal basin in winter is the most unhygienic, and it will easily cause a sore throat in spring!" In the past, a woman would explain like this: "I am going to install electric lights in this place." A woman who goes to the street to buy groceries often admits that taking a walk and breathing fresh air are her only reasons for going public. Women who envy cars often say they hate the smell of cars the most. Women who sit in the middle row at the theater often say that the first-class seats in the front row are the most uncomfortable. When a woman gives a gift to someone else, she will always say: "I really can't buy anything good..." In fact, she didn't buy the thing at all, it was given to her by someone else. When a woman expresses her willingness to accompany you for a walk on the street, she actually wants to buy something on the way. In short, women always like to beat around the bush and put up a small smoke screen, which is harmless and quite respectable. This is also art. Didn't Oscar Wilde say "art is lying"? These examples are just lies without copyright. Women are fickle, always somewhat Hamlet-like, unable to make up their minds; big problems such as divorce and marriage, small problems such as changing clothes and shoes, they often go through first, second and third reading in their minds, and then reconsider after making a decision, and then reconsider again. No, after a woman decides on something, she can make a 180-degree turn at any time and do something that is completely opposite to her decision, making it impossible for others to follow her. Because it becomes so fast, it tends to give people a "fragile" impression. Shakespeare has a saying: "'Fragility', your name is 'woman'!" But fragility does not always make women suffer. The more flexible something is, the less likely it is to be broken. Women are not only fickle in their decisions, but even a small pin often changes its position. It is on the collar button in the morning and may be moved to the hair in the afternoon. Three sofas can create several formations; a few strands of hair can create countless flower heads. When it comes to clothing, there are so many variations, often to the point of absurdity. A foreign woman's hat can be a chicken feather, half an iron pot, or a dustpan. There are enough changes in Chinese women's robes. When the collar is high, it can make her look like a giraffe. When the sleeves are short, it makes her armpits feel windy. As for the buttons and embroidery, they are even more unpredictable. "God gives her one face, and she can create another." "Women are made of water." It is living water, not static water. Women are good at crying. On the one hand, crying is a woman's weapon, and few people can resist the baptism of her tears. As the saying goes: "Cry once, sleep twice, and hang yourself three times." This cry is indeed unstoppable. But on the other hand, crying is often a "safety valve" in a woman's heart. A woman's power of patience is great. She can endure embarrassing hardships for men and children. When it comes to their own enjoyment, most women are always "Stoic". When the man is not at home, she can immediately become a vegetarian, mice can crawl out of the stove, and she is afraid of wasting electricity when she turns on the light, and is afraid of wasting the switch when turning it off. Already working extremely hard, when I am mentally stimulated again, I can't bear it any longer. My feelings of sadness and resentment naturally turn into handfuls of snot and tears, gurgling out from the "safety valve", freeing up my empty heart and accepting it again. More grievances. Women rarely curse (swearing makes them look like shrews, but they are actually very rare), and rarely throw up their sleeves, but their tear ducts are more developed. Those who are good at crying are also good at laughing, bewilderedly, giggle, giggle, haha. Smile is always on a woman's face, and this smile often becomes the most effective passport.
A woman is most like a child. She can laugh so hard for a funny gesture that her belly hurts, she sheds tears, and even somersaults! Both sorrow and joy are as if Changchuan is prepared and about to explode. A woman’s mouth is probably used most of the time for speaking. Girls have been eloquent since they were young. Even when they learn foreign languages, they are easy to pronounce without having a big tongue in their mouths. When they grow up, they sit in small groups and talk nonsense. Their voices are crisp and high, like the noise of cicadas and the croaking of frogs. They really deserve to be praised in several movies! No matter how old you get, if you fall into the "long-tongued" type, you will have parents in the east and short-term families in the west, gossip and gossip, stir up a lot of disputes, and cause countless arguments; if you fall into the "watering can spout" type, you will be trivial, complicated, and nagging. Nao, how many times do you say one thing, how many times do you say one sentence, like placing a bet in a watering can, thousands of streams are flowing together, the one who is in power is invincible, and you can't get close! A man bought a fur coat for his wife. A friend asked him: "Are you doing it to make her comfortable?" The man replied: "No, to make her talk less!" The woman was timid and saw a fur coat. It is not a strange thing in foreign countries that a rat faints on the spot. Chinese women are not so timid, but a thunderbolt made her tighten the hands of the two old ladies and still tremble, which is indeed true. This was not an affectation, nor was she deliberately trying to show off in front of a man so that he could stand up and say, "Don't be afraid, I'm here!" She was really afraid. She is afraid of being in the dark or in a remote place when there is no one; she is even more afraid if there is someone! Slaughtering cattle and sheep is certainly not a woman's business, and killing chickens and fish is not effortless either. The main reason for being timid is probably lack of physical strength. Women's body temperature seems to be lower. Many women are afraid of getting fat and do not need enough food. They are undernourished. In addition, they are afraid of being bloated and wear thin clothes. In winter, they shiver, their socks are as thin as cicada wings, and their calves are frozen like rice. The color of the skin is "lotus root", and the feet cannot be warmed up even if they are placed under the quilt overnight. I hold the hot water bottle in both hands, holding it from August to May next year, and I still can't bear to let it go. How can we expect him to be brave enough to resist hunger and cold? There are many things that women are not smart about. A piece of cotton thread can be inserted into the needle hole in one go, and then a knot can be tied at the end of the thread in one go. Then the thread is straightened and banged on the teeth twice. The needle tip is in Just a few rubs on your hair can begin to solve many of life's minor worries, such as sewing buttons on shirts and mending holes in socks. As for the number of bamboo sticks, how many things can be made up and down, it is even more amazing. An educated woman creates a "salon" and can continue to discuss any issue for more than half an hour. Not only does it prevent people from falling asleep, but it also makes people suspect that she is an expert.
Zhang Ailing is a rebellious woman. She often has unique insights into people, things, and things. She looks at women from a female perspective, and her comments are inspiring. Eileen Chang is Eileen Chang, she does not please others easily. When a man is truly emotionally moved, his love is much greater than a woman's love. But from another perspective, women hate someone much longer than men. The only difference between women and dogs is that dogs are not as spoiled as women, they don't wear jewelry, and - thank God! ——
"Talk about Women" They can't speak! For most women, "to love" means "to be loved."
A man likes to love a woman, but sometimes he also likes her to love him. If you agree to do a woman a favor, she will do anything for you: but if you have already done her a favor, she will not be busy doing you a favor. So you should always agree to do favors for different women, then you can get some rewards and some benefits - because there is only one way for women to repay kindness: repaying kindness in advance. To a man, the woman's dress may be beautiful and pleasing to the eye - but to another woman, it is just "one shilling and threepence a yard" and therefore not beautiful. Time is money, so the more time a woman spends in front of the mirror, the more money she will spend in fashion stores.
If you don't tease a woman, she says you are not a man. If you tease her, she says you are not a superior person. The man boasts of his victory—the woman of her retreat. However, the reason why the enemy attacks is often caused by herself. Women don't like kind men, but they regard themselves as a magical reformatory. Once they get married, they think that their husbands will immediately become saints. Women often forget this: all their education is to teach them to be strong-willed and resist external temptations - but they spend their entire lives trying to provoke external temptations. If a woman makes up a story and gets royalties, all the women will become rich.
You suddenly ask a woman a question, and her first answer is probably official history, and the second answer is fiction. A woman often debates hard with her husband and must refute him, but to a third party she quotes his words as wise words of wisdom. Poor husband... Women don't make friends with women as quickly as men with men. They have more things to hide. Women are so lucky - surgeons can't dissect their consciences. When a woman criticizes a man based solely on his treatment of her, a woman will say, "I don't believe that man was the murderer - he never murdered me!"
If a woman tells you Never tell a secret to another woman - another woman must have told her. Most women never think before they speak. Man, think about it – stop talking! Your women build castles in the air - and if they don't exist, it's all your fault! Asking a woman to say, "I was wrong," is more difficult than for a man to say a full set of urgent commands. If you are suspicious of your wife, she will cheat on you. If you don't doubt your wife, she will doubt you. Some people say that men rule the world and their results are very poor. It is better to give up the throne to women, which will definitely bring new eyes and ears. At first glance, this sounds like someone seeking medical attention in a hurry. If it is a monarchy, Wu Zetian is a British master, and Tang Taizong is also a British master. If you meet a good emperor, regardless of gender, the world will be peaceful. The problem with monarchy is that good emperors are too rare. In the case of democratic politics, most women have lower levels of autonomy than men. Moreover, international quarrels are a bit like old mothers quarreling, and if they are replaced by real women, it is even more unimaginable.
A woman’s range of activities is limited, so a perfect woman is more perfect than a perfect man. At the same time, a bad woman is often more thoroughly bad than a bad man. This is true. Some businessmen have a complete disregard for business ethics and have an impeccable private life. On the contrary, those who have no conscience towards women are all conscientious in their duties. And a vicious woman is so vicious that she can penetrate everything. Superman is male, but God has female elements. Superman is different from God. Superman is aggressive, a purpose for survival. God is vast compassion, mercy, understanding, and rest. There are many ways for women to please. People who only care about her body will lose a lot of precious interest in life. Pleasing others with your beautiful body is the oldest profession in the world, and it is also a very common profession for women. Women who marry for a living can all be classified under this heading. There is no denying this - if you have a beautiful body, please use your body to please others; if you have a beautiful mind, please use your thoughts to please others; in fact, there is not much difference.