1. Good humor doesn’t just make you laugh, it also makes you cry! If you cry too much, the price will drop. So when the tears are gone, you will be happy. You can still see the author's solemn and sincere soul in the laughter. Maybe the pain of humor is no less painful than the pain of pain. ——Wang Meng

2. Humor is the light of all wisdom, shining in the spirituality of ancient and modern philosophers. Anyone who has the quality of humor is smart and enlightened. They will use humor to solve all difficult problems and arrange every situation calmly and just right. ——Qian Renkang

3. Many true words are told in jokes. ——Swift

4. It changes the fundamental organization of our thoughts and experiences. We must acquiesce in its importance in national life. ——Lin Yutang

5. Humor is a beautiful and healthy quality. May you humor yourself. ——Lenin, former Soviet Union

6. Humor is a sign of wisdom, education and moral superiority. ——De Engels

7. You can't always get along with others with a straight face. A sense of humor is paramount; it will make your job easier and bring a welcome dose of sunshine into the lives of your employees. ——Parkinson Rust Moji

8. A sense of humor is a sense of proportion. ——Li Jibolun

9. Not everyone can have a humorous attitude. It is a rare gift, and many people are not even capable of enjoying the pleasures presented to them. ——O. Freud

10. A successful person deals with setbacks with a sense of humor. ——James Penn

11. Humor is the sense of absurdity that refuses to be taken seriously. ——Usher

12. Humor is a sign that workers have confidence in their cause and that they have an advantage. ——Engels

13. I doubt that the world has ever experienced the importance of humor, or the possibility of humor in changing our entire cultural life - humor in politics, in academics, and in life. status. Its function is not so much physical as it is chemical.

14. Humor and fun are flashes of wisdom. ——English Shakespeare

15. Work hard, work hard, work harder, and humor gives you another feeling.

16. A person with a real sense of humor has a unique understanding, smiles happily and coldly, and breathes a sigh of relief into the dull life. ——Qian Zhongshu

17. People who understand humor and know how to do it will generally be happy. ——Tranquility

19. People who make you laugh are funny. Makes you think about people who laugh, humor. ——George Bunus

20. I believe that a sense of humor is also an integral part of charm. With a sense of humor, people can exchange ideas and opinions with each other in a very harmonious atmosphere. Without a sense of humor, life becomes very monotonous and boring. ——Sophia Minglan

21. Humor comes from wisdom, and bad words come from incompetence. ——Pine Forest

22. Humor is a lifebuoy in the waves of life. ——La Bu

23. What a gorgeous costume humor is, and what a loyal defender it is! It will always outshine the wisdom of poets and writers; it is talent itself, and it can put an end to ignorance. ——Scott

24. Humor: It can be said to be a seasoning that can give people a subtle sense of life. Because of some light humor, the atmosphere at the time can be changed, and the unresolved unresolved case can be suddenly solved. ——Dahir Masayoshi

25. Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime for people who lack a sense of humor. —— Benchley

26. Humor and seriousness are the test of each other, because if you are unwilling to accept well-intentioned jokes, there must be doubts in them, and jokes that cannot withstand scrutiny must also be wisdom. ——Golkya

27. People will say: I want to get this kind of bonus more smoothly than doing this thing, because I can express my thoughts immediately without any tricks. .

——Hegel

28. The inner source of humor is not joy, but sorrow; there is no humor in heaven. ——Mark Twain

29. People’s talents are different. Some people are humorous and some are not. People who are not humorous should not force themselves. ——Lao She

30. Humor is human nature. It may change the atmosphere of the moment, but it cannot change the pain of a lifetime. ——Guo Chen

A collection of humorous famous sayings

A collection of humorous sayings

1. If a loophole is found on the clothes, a patch from Microsoft is needed

2. A gentleman is knowledgeable and considers himself day by day. Even I will be awake late at night because there are mosquitoes

3. Why do pandas like to eat bamboo? Because pandas like to hold on until they are full!

4. After listening to it, it is not that simple. The next premiere is "Love Is Simple".

5. Those who are content are often happy. Those who know that the country is content are not always happy.

6. Happiness is a luxurious skin care product given free of charge to those with rich souls

7. Doing what you like without disturbing others is a happy thing

8. Human life Just like a key, it has its ups and downs and will become rusty if it is not worn away. To open a dream, it needs it to hold on to the dream, and it also needs it to know how to advance and retreat in order to get what belongs to you

9. Life is like a box of paints, open it inside Is colorful and sometimes dry!

10. Misunderstanding of famous works: Liu Guan, Zhang Taoyuan and the Three Brothers got up and accompanied Monk Tang on his journey to the west. On the way, he met Jia Baoyu and became good brothers.

11. Interpretation of famous works: "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and "Water Margin" 'Biography' of the hero's end, reading the journey to the west to learn from the 'poor' journey, dreaming of the beauty in Red Mansions at the end of his life

12. The world is not peaceful, and there are pitfalls everywhere. Some roads have pitfalls, and some people have pitfalls on their heads!

13. People’s worries are worries about the future.

14. Some people are very valuable when they die, and some people’s paintings are very valuable after they die!

15. Success is watching us in the dark because we strive for success.

16. People come into this world crying, don’t they make so many efforts just to compensate and hope to be in a different state when they die! Passed away with a smile [life]

17. Old men who have no career choose to become a monk and old women; they lose hope of happiness and remarry.

18. Some people like Satan because he is a bad guy; some people like God because he is a customer!

19. I only have you in my eyes, but there are others in my heart!

20. Don’t think I’m blind if I talk in my sleep with my eyes open.

21. The clock can stop at any time, but time keeps running. Cherish time

22. It’s easy to be alone when you’re alone, but lonely when you’re thinking about another person

23. Walking on the road after dark is like being alone! There was a call in the sky and I thought there was another eagle, but it turned out to be a crow!

24. During the day, I live in my own dream, and at night, I live in other people’s dreams!

25. People often say that the thing people least understand is themselves. The eyes always look away habitually, blurring themselves at the same time. Until one day you discover the mirror... In fact, everyone who is willing to stand in front of the mirror is a person who is eager to understand himself.

26. Under normal circumstances, if the trajectories of two lines intersect, they will end up drifting apart; but two parallel lines with an appropriate distance are the eternal following! Just like the greatest attraction between two magnets is to maintain the most appropriate distance, not to be close. It is right for everyone to take more time to think before they are ready for the next intersection, and to remain appropriately rational while being casual.

27. The so-called M-ZONE people refer to people who were beaten by M people together.

28. A person with a smiling face is very simple. A person with a smiling face is very complicated.

29. It is easy to accomplish good things if you do things sincerely; if you think about things all day long, you will feel depressed and frustrated.

30. Ah Q’s spirit is to use your misfortune to enjoy my misfortune.

31. There were dark clouds in the sky. When I was a child, I naively thought that God owed Satan money and hadn’t paid back, so today I went to his house and threw paint on him!

32. With the two weights of ideals and love, the balance of luck will tip to your side.

33. I have a mortgage payment on a house facing the ocean!

34. Some people die for freedom, and some people die for freedom.

35. It is a very hot thing to keep the match in your hand burning longer.

36. He came to see me when I was sick and had a fever, and later we became enthusiasts.

37. Some people become supermen after having a high fever while others become vegetative.

38. Extend a hand when others need help, and extend a foot when others are overwhelmed.

39. It’s one thing to like someone but it’s another thing to want to have him, just like he likes rainy days but doesn’t want to get wet!

40. I am not prepared for anything, and I still owe the east wind. If I borrow the east wind, I will fly a kite.

41. I remember that when I was a child, I did all kinds of bad things. I helped my grandma cross the road, but she didn’t want to do it. I helped my aunt wash her quilt and it turned out that she was drying it! Help the old man hoe the grassland, and those are his flowers.

42. Listening to the jokes you told, I cried twice in one session!

43. To me, a diamond is just a piece of carbon containing 99.98%, but I quite like carbon.

44. Life is simply a journey from one destination to another, and finally to the cemetery.

45. It takes ten years to make a living, and a hundred years to make a dead person, you still have to burn paper.

46. Life must go on, and so does sleep!

47. If you are unhappy, please tell us to make everyone happy. "Pikka Pig"

48. The three stages of life 1. Earn money based on your own conditions For Qian's Moonlight Clan, this is called defeating the world; secondly, after defeating oneself, one starts to gnaw on the old one again, this is called the second defeat; thirdly, finding a partner who is the same as oneself when one reaches one's age is called the defeat of a couple!

49. Cat, don’t be too arrogant. One day, the fish may push you into the water!

50. "If marriage is the tomb of love, then going on a blind date is the tomb and looking at Feng Shui confession is digging one's own grave. Marriage is the death of both partners, and the transfer of love is the relocation of the grave."

51. "No matter how tiring or difficult it is, just treat yourself as a 250-year-old; no matter how difficult or dangerous it is, just treat yourself as a two-skinned person. "The Bad Student at Peking University""

52. "The one who rides the white horse may not be It's a prince, maybe Tang Monk. Those with wings are not necessarily angels, sometimes they are birdmen. - "Director of the Beijing Office" by Wang Xiaofang"

53. When the first one appears around us, let's talk about it again Joke people, at that moment, this city will slowly stand up again. ——Giuliani

54. As you get older, your body becomes shorter and shorter, but your story becomes longer and longer. ——Robert Keating

Humorous QQ famous quotes

Money is not a problem at all for me, the problem is that I have no money at all.

Resist breast augmentation surgery and don’t pollute the last safe source of milk!

The so-called beauties are actually slaves to cosmetics.

From heaven to hell, I passed through the world.

I don’t know how to play chess, calligraphy and painting, but I feel tired from doing laundry and cooking.

I love you, I have loved you for a whole time.

You are perfect, but no one may like you.

Everything will be good in the end. If it's not a good thing, it means it's not the end yet. Believe it like this.

Money is not everything, sometimes you still need to use a credit card.

If I couldn't beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

In ancient times, we did not make phone calls, text messages, online chats, Weibo, travel across oceans, or get stuck on the road. If I miss you, I will climb over two mountains and walk five miles to hold your hand.

In this life, there is always someone who always has trouble with you, but you really want to live with him.

When I was a kid and I fell down, no matter whether it hurt or not, I cried first.

I just want someone to understand me, even if I don't say anything.

Actually. Who do you love me like. I will give any expression.

The little girls dreamed of finding a white horse. When they opened their eyes, they found that the world was full of gray donkeys. After being heartbroken, they could only choose a strong one from the donkeys. , such a donkey is named: Economical Male.

I want to cry, I want to make trouble, stay up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope in my hand to hang myself. No matter how ugly you are, you still have to fall in love and the world is filled with love.

Our goal: Focus on money and make big profits.

For my Audi, your Dior, and our child’s Oreo. effort! struggle!

If you are nice to me, I will be tempted to bully you.

I am a passerby that you turned around and forgot about, why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting your time?

During an episode of intermittent depression, do not disturb strangers and do not seek acquaintances.

People who say money is a sin are all trying to make money; people who say beauty is a disaster are all people who want it; people who say it is too cold to climb high are still trying to climb; people who say that smoking and drinking are harmful to the body still don’t quit; people who say that heaven is the most beautiful are people who want it. Don't even go!

Pushing the bus is a comprehensive exercise that includes Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness projects.

I will know that you are a monster as soon as I open my eyes.

No one loves anyone with his hands in his pockets.

Holding a kitchen knife in hand, he cut the wires, sparking and lightning along the way.

Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood.

What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones.

If someone doesn’t offend me, I won’t offend anyone; if someone offends me, I’ll be polite; if someone offends me again, I’ll give him a shot in return; if someone offends me again, I’ll eliminate the root cause.

I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in it.

It is easy to hide when you are exposed, but hard to guard against when you are undercover.

After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten!

They said I was BT and asked me to have a CT scan, but it turned out I was ET.

My advantage is: I am very handsome; but my disadvantage is: I am not obviously handsome.

What a husband, a goalkeeper and a goal!

I was also an infatuated person, but it rained... and I drowned.

The person shitting on your head may not be your enemy, it may also be your upstairs neighbor.

Many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but it is better for love to be buried in peace than to be buried in the streets.

If you have time to learn Feng Shui, occupying a good tomb after your death can make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house during your lifetime.

If you leave, I will not see you off; if you come, no matter how windy or rainy it is, I will pick you up.

Even if God does not entrust me with any great responsibility, it will still tax my mind and body.

When I hold my son’s hand, I realize that my son is ugly, and my face bursts into tears. If I don’t leave, I will leave.

The red beans don’t grow in southern China, but they grow on my face. I really miss you!

I firmly believe that there will be a man who came to this world to be tortured by me.

Journey to the West tells us: All monsters with a backing were picked up, and all monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick.

What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

The person shitting on your head may not be your enemy, it may also be your upstairs neighbor.

I like you so much, you will die if you like me.

Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still smell a faint smell of scum.

I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets all your life.

How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said: I can have one, but I said: I really don’t have one...

The ideal is very full, but the reality is very boney. feel.

Lei Feng did not leave a name for his good deeds, but he recorded everything in his diary.

I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me? !

Besides teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I followed the trend and turned myself into a highly educated gangster.

Time is too thin and the gaps between fingers are too wide.

In fact, you don’t have to feel inferior, because you have won the championship among tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of players.

The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I beat away the Japanese and stood in front of you, you fell in love with a foreigner.

A collection of humorous and inspirational quotes

A collection of humorous and inspirational quotes

1. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes. "Live Like Xiaoqiang"

2. If you don't take the initiative, a beautiful woman will let other men crawl on her. If you don't refuse, an ugly girl will crawl on you. Without commitment, no woman is willing to let you crawl on top of her. In fact, it’s the same with work: if you don’t take the initiative, others will take away your good position. If you don't refuse, I'll arrange all kinds of troubles for you, and you'll often be criticized. Without commitment, no leader will believe in you because the leader cannot feel your determination. Li Ao

3. You are already so handsome and so cool that you have no friends, what else do you want! "Why Shengxiao is silent"

4. You woke up one morning When you find a bird crashing and dying on your bedside, what does it mean? This shows that God is playing Angry Birds. No, no, because you are a pig! "Love Apartment 4"

5. Fever...infusion...open the lid to win a prize and another bottle of Didi Xiangchu...

6. I understand, I now The tears I shed were all the water that went into my head when I was choosing my major. "Love Apartment 4"

7. How can a woman be as beautiful as a flower if she is not a flower? If men are not bad, how can we have descendants?

8. Some people are very open-minded after hearing some words, and some people are very angry after hearing some words.

9. I survived the week when I had no money, and all the brothers admired me and called me: "Bye!"

10. My dear, who opened up your Ren and Du channels and made you pout willfully at me

11. Happiness didn’t knock on the door, I went out to look for it!

12. Do you know what kind of fish you are? Superfluous "A Sunny Day in Midsummer"

13. I can't play music, chess, calligraphy and painting, but I am tired of doing laundry and cooking Zhou Libo

14. Treat your body well and don't let it go on strike one day. He won't leave you. It’s time to go!

15. Still very handsome! "Love Apartment 4"

16. If you have Kobe Bryant, you can't be Conan. We all hope that you can be Kobe but not Conan. "Love Apartment 4"

17. After dinner, eat I bought a banana to help digestion. Then I ate a second banana to help the first banana digest. I was afraid that the second banana would be playful and linger, so I sent another banana to supervise it. After five minutes, I felt that one banana might not be strong enough. I decided to send another one down; after ten minutes, my stomach felt churning. Could it be that the four of them were playing mahjong? I sent an undercover to explore and coughed after five minutes. That was the secret code of the undercover and replied: I have been kidnapped

18. For one day, the sea and the sky will be brighter, and for one day, world peace will be extended. "Love Apartment 4"

19. Recently, how should I put it...teeth are getting whiter and whiter, and skin is getting more and more translucent. Women should live a quiet life. Anyway, it's not bad.

There are problems occasionally. My eyebrows fall out a lot, my nails grow slowly, I want to eat when I'm sleepy, I want to sleep when I'm hungry... Hu Yifei's "Love Apartment 4"

20. One umbrella, threesome, I must be wet!

21. On Christmas Eve, remember to hang scented socks by the bedside before going to bed. When you wake up in the morning, there is an old man with a bearded face lying on the ground foaming at the mouth....

22. Running , why run! Kuafu runs for his dream; athletes run for honor; antelopes run for survival; even donkeys have to run to get a bundle of hay.

23. Sometimes the night is very short, and it is dawn soon after you have just swam into a beautiful dream; sometimes the night is so long, that there are countless sheep lined up behind countless wolves. Tonight is so long!

24. When winter comes, I bury myself under the quilt.

25. In fact, it’s not that we don’t like going to school, we just don’t like going to class. Without teachers, school would be the most beautiful place in the world. "We Are All Bad Boys"

26. Some people are dead but he is still alive, and some people are alive but he is pretending to be dead!

27. When you encounter the strong, you climb over the wall.

28. Youlower the IQ of the whole street. "Sherlock"

29. Lonely is counting money, he betrayed Be free!

30. Don’t talk about your thoughts casually, just like I miss you now, but I don’t tell others.

31. I look at you tenderly from the angle of looking at the stars, and you look at me tenderly from the angle of looking at the orangutan.

32. Even though everything is going well recently, I am in a bad mood. Why am I in a bad mood? Because I thought everything was going well!

33. Happiness didn’t knock on the door, I went out to look for it!

34. Guan Guanjujiu, in Hezhizhou, My Fair Lady, whatsyourQQ? "Love Apartment 4"

35. Yes, many years ago, my pretentiousness and my romance My favorable time and place have all expired today. More importantly, the person who was with me back then actually chose to cancel the ticket and leave midway. "33 Days of Lost Love" by Bao Jingjing

36. The reason for pride is too little knowledge

37. The past and the future are big ships that you cannot board at the same time

38. If you don’t face reality, reality will beat you

39. Young man, give yourself a chance to overcome your own fears

40. Young people must have confidence. Stay calm, don't rush, don't panic

41. I will plant myself in a flower pot and pretend to be a flower. Jimmy

42. If you let me cry silently, I will definitely make you heartbroken

43. Xiao Li’s flying knife will turn you into a little eunuch in an instant

44. Not only do I have good luck, but I also have good athlete’s foot.

45. I am even envious of typhoons recently. Aren’t their directions already determined? Inha's "Pinocchio"

46. I just made a very risky investment. If it succeeds, I can earn hundreds of millions in one go. If it fails, I will lose these two dollars. The water is gone. Mr. Yuluo's "Utopia"

47. They say butterflies cannot fly across the sea, and no one has the heart to blame them, but why did my butterfly turn into an ugly moth?

48. Journey to the West New Sentence Collection "1" I am the monkey who has been waiting for you for five hundred years at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain! "2" Do you know why I pressed you under the Wuzhi Mountain? Because I wanted to prevent you from escaping from my hands. "3" Do you know why I accompany you to get Buddhist scriptures? because I love you. "4" Do you know why I put a tight spell on you? Because you're a fucking troublemaker. "5" Chang'e, why did you leave me? Is it because of the Jade Emperor? "6" Even Zhu Bajie, who is in the bright spring, will have an unhappy day, not to mention the sentimental and melancholy me? "7" Are you the reincarnation of Tang Sanzang? He talked about one situation after another without shutting up for a day. "8" Bones, I can't go with you because I have a spider spirit.

49. Male: Do you have a partner? Woman: Yes.

Man: Is it eight taels? Woman: Stop making trouble. How can you be so lucky? I dare not even think about it. That is a peerless good man, he is handsome, humorous and romantic, and he is so kind and handsome.

50. I saw it on 58, look for the handsome guy option, click in, and choose your own city. In fact, I just want to see if there are any handsome guys in my city. Later, my myopia was cured because I was blind

51. I tried to carve your name on my heart but the blade broke

52. Men are afraid of entering the wrong profession. A woman is afraid of marrying the wrong man. The first half of this sentence has affected my career, and the second half has affected my love. Mr. Yu Luo's "Li Zuole's Diary"

53. It's just like underwear, invisible but important. Love letter

54. I once wanted to download you into my heart, but the format was wrong for me

55. The four masters and disciples of Tang Monk went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. Sha Monk was a careful person, and one day he saw a monkey. There was a hole in my pants, so I needed a needle to patch it up. It broke again on the second day, and Drifting made up for it. On the third day, it broke again. Drifting made up for it again. On the fourth day, it broke again. Just when Drifting was about to make up for it, the monkey came over and kicked it and said, "What the fuck?" I made it up, where do I put my tail?

Famous quotes about sense of humor

● A sense of humor is a sense of proportion. ——Kahlil Gibran of Lebanon

● Appropriate self-deprecation is the highest state of humor. ——China Bingding

● Laughter and humor are privileges that only humans have. ——Daisaku Ikeda, Japan

● As long as we are alive, we must maintain a sense of humor. ——American Einstein

● People who lack a sense of humor cannot be considered perfect people. ——British Coleridge

● Life without humor is like spring without flowers. ——Daisaku Ikeda, Japan

● The secret source of humor itself is joy, not sadness. ——American Mark middot; Twain

● A humorous outlook on life is a true, tolerant and sympathetic outlook on life. ——Lin Yutang, China

● Humor is the most beautiful thing people wear in social situations. ——British Thackeray

● Humor is of course vented through laughter, but laughter does not necessarily mean humor. ——Qian Zhongshu of China

● Human beings are almost universally fond of humor and are the only creatures in nature that can joke. ——American Emerson

● Humor brings understanding and tolerance, while sarcasm brings deep and unfriendly understanding. ——British middot; Replier

● Jokes and humor can bring people happiness and can often have a huge effect. ——Cicero of ancient Rome

● In making decisions on major issues, humor is more effective and more lively than seriousness. ——Horace of ancient Rome

● Life can survive without philosophy, but without humor only stupid people can survive. ——Prishvin, Soviet Union

● What a gorgeous costume humor is, and what a loyal defender it is! It is far superior to the wisdom of poets and writers. It is talent in itself and it can eliminate ignorance. ——Scott Scott

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