1. Although television, an entertainment medium, can make countless people laugh at the same joke at the same time, it still makes people suffer from loneliness. —— Eliot

2. Many truths are told in the form of jokes. ——Nietzsche

3. What a joke. She had nothing—not even a last name. But he has a lot of "yang fire", a wooden structure as a nest, a safe place to live, and his life is longer than ramen noodles, getting longer and longer. —— Li Bihua

4. Everyone I meet in life is a teacher in my life, teaching me every life lesson. A passerby on the street, a piece of news I read in the newspaper, seeing a good movie, or even a book, a grain of rice, a glass of water, a joke, or being moved to tears, all these can make me appreciate life. When you face life bravely and do your best to break down mountains and stones, believe me, one day you will look back and what will appear in front of you will be "the sky is vast, the earth is vast, the sea is vast and the sky is vast." There will be absolutely no regrets. —— Andy Lau

5. Once upon a time, there was a joke like this: a billboard fell down and hit ten people, nine of whom were managers, and one was not a manager, but he was the deputy manager. Nowadays, the protagonist in the joke has evolved into a "host" to illustrate the huge team of today's hosts. For me, hosting is my job and my hobby. Being able to perfectly combine work and interests is enough to proudly say another fashionable saying - I work and I am happy. —— Chen Weihong

6. If you read English for ten minutes between classes and someone laughs at you, just look at him and say "idiot" or "retarded"! The best answer is: My future is different from yours, cry for your future, poor child. Then continue to read aloud, continue to be crazy, and continue to forge yourself. —— Li Yang

7. The flowers on the road are full of ancient meanings, and the grass and trees have the sound of autumn. Moving to the realm of fame and fortune, I was shocked in my dream. Then he looked for spiritual treasures, phoenix marrow and turtle essence. The secret report is that the yellow buds are here, the door of Zifu is opened, and there is a Yingying in the Taoist sentiments. Asked to return to the mountains and greens of Chu. Lying in the shadow of the water, the sky is bright. Who is laughing at Song'an? He will return the baby when he sees it. The crane returns and the sun sets, gathering and dispersing to forget their love. It's funny that people are crazy, there are white heads and green graves, and the world still says wake up. —— Huang Shang

8. Oaths are really just jokes casually told when bored. They embellish this desolate life and add some color, but they are not able to withstand any test. Don't talk about life and death, it can even be wiped out overnight. ——Dong Xiaolei

9. It was not a joke at first, but it became a joke in the end. ——Zhou Zhenglong

10. I think people in the entertainment industry are easily spoiled, because we are too easy to accept our results. When you tell a joke, someone laughs. When you wear something, someone praises you. What a joy in life! That's why people in the entertainment industry are spoiled and think that this is what they should do. —— Cai Kangyong

11. There is a joke in the countryside that I mistakenly picked up a stone as dog shit because I got up too early. That is their nonsense. I have a sensitive nose and can smell dog shit from a long distance. the smell. A landowner who has no feelings for shit is not a good landowner. "Life and Death Fatigue" - Mo Yan

12. There is a kind of person who only does two things: if you succeed, he will be jealous of you; if you fail, he will laugh at you.

——Yu Dan