. B: That's right!
A: When men ask the woman for advice, they all say, "Xiao Zhang, we've been in contact for so long. What's the point of talking about it?
See you?"
b: ask for advice. What did the woman say? A: "I don't have any more opinions. I like you very much. I feel that you have many advantages that I can learn from. You are upright and conscientious. What I especially like about you is that you are willing to help others, and you can sacrifice yourself to save others and be selfless."
b: how wonderful! A: Is there anyone who loves each other's shortcomings? B: I haven't heard of it. A: The man asked for advice: "Xiao Zhang, < P > What do you love about me?" B: What did Xiao Zhang say?
a: "love you a little? First of all, I love you for telling lies. We have known each other for so long, and you really haven't said a word! " B:
ooh! A: "Second, I love you so much that you dare to steal anyone's money."
b: blind! A: "What I love most about you is that you don't pay attention to hygiene and don't wash your feet once every three months." B: I haven't heard of it.
a: I led the reporter out of the village, and I saw
the man wearing a red-rimmed straw hat from a distance. B: That's your lover.
a: I rushed over and said, "Guiying! The reporter wants to talk to you, Uncle Gui ... " B: Why are you called Grandpa? A: You have
two beards!
b: where do you live? A: Hebei and Shanghai. B: Hebei and Shanghai
? A: Ah! Haizi Brigade, Upstream Commune, Hebei Province. Hebei and Shanghai.
b: who can understand this?
a: as the saying goes, joking and laughing are few. B: no
, it should be a smile for less than ten years.
a: a smile makes you ten years younger, so who dares to listen to cross talk? B: Why can't you listen? A: How old are you this year? B:
forty.
a: after one laugh, you're left with thirty, after two laughs, you're left with twenty, and after three laughs, you're left with ten. I dare not laugh any more. B: Why?
a: no more laughter! I rode a bike when I came, and I took it when I left! The theater has been changed into a nursery! ("Baggage")
B: I'll perform this one.
a: the exhibition match is wonderful! Is it singles or doubles? B: Who's calling? A: I'll play a game with you and let you
kick off first. B: Kick off? ! I can play ball.
a: bounce. I'll block it for you. B: I have to answer it! A: If you can't catch it, it's out of bounds. You lose one point first. ("Baggage")
B: Is that one point? Wait a minute! A: Wait, I went out and lost another point. ("Baggage") B: Hey! What do you mean
? I ran into it!
a: did you run into it? ! That's not the net. Another point lost. ("Bao Yu")
B: I really understand the sentence "A gentleman is
good-natured" in the Book of Songs. A: What do you mean?
b: all gentlemen like to play football. ("Baggage") A: What about ... My Fair Lady? B: At that time, they didn't play well, and they lost (Shu) to women. ("Baggage")
A: What are you doing here?
b: where do the children live? A:
They all live in the mansion by the river. B: Mansion?
a: ... ooh, that's not bad. There are four rooms in a row, with two floors above and below. B: A simple building? A: Lime pipe. B; That's called
Mansion? A: Whose pipe is it? B: Public.
a: it's a public management (museum)! ("Baggage") B: Hey!
a: oh! Can avoid three disasters and eight difficulties, lice don't bite, fleas don't bite, rats don't come, they don't have money, they don't have noodles, they don't have thirst, they don't have hunger, they don't have illness and worry. ("Burden")
B: It's not that big, but a little small. A: Buy me a pair of shoes? B; Regardless of shopping. A: What's the
benefit? B: For example, you are a little upset.
a: why am I not happy? B: For example, you are a little annoyed. A: I'm not bored! B: You're a little awkward. A
: Who am I uncomfortable with?
b: I don't know! ("Bao Yu") When you came here, you went into the door and listened to the cross talk, but you forgot this fragment. A: Oh! That's
. What should I do when I go out after listening to it? !
b: then ... don't go!