The game of blind date is related to love and marriage, to the future and to the "intimate" relationship represented by two people. How to use blind date to maximize their own interests is a problem that both sides often think about. This way of shopping around to choose the best candidate is at best a blind date, but at worst it is actually a seemingly calm, secretly turbulent collision between strategy and calculation.
In practice, both men and women involved in blind date are materialized or labeled as "clearly marked". The contents of the label include: height, weight, age, work, deposit, house and car and other material conditions. Therefore, when single men and women plan to go to the road of blind date, they should be prepared to passively become commodities, be shelved and wait for the price to be sold.
Of course, when others choose you, you are actually choosing others, and you will shop around.
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1, the "giant baby" girl came on stage, and some remarks shocked everyone.
Ren Jie, a 28-year-old human resources manager of a company, decided to sign up for a blind date project because of her busy work, hoping to find her own prince charming.
Sister Ren is tall, looks average and has average family conditions, but the criteria for choosing a spouse are not average. In her self-introduction, she said the standard of the other half she was looking for: height 1.78 meters or more, weight 1.40 kg or so, bachelor degree or above, having a car and a house in the local area and no loan. These conditions alone are nothing. If you add it all up, it is estimated that few local boys can meet the requirements.
Sister Ren calls herself a "good girl" at home. She usually lives with her mother and lives a life of food and clothing. She said: "Basically, I can't take care of myself at home. I can't cook, I can't clean the floor, I can't wash clothes. It all depends on my mother. " In addition to playing with mobile phones, I need my mother to send paper to the toilet, eat melon seeds and send them to my mouth, and even need my mother to bring them to eat.
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Ren Jie has her own unique scientific theory to explain why she can feel so comfortable doing nothing at home. She said, "I'm not a treasure girl. According to research, women who can't do housework will have high happiness. Smart men will not let women do housework, they will spoil women and let them not be tempted by men outside. " It seems that she is not idle. She usually drinks a lot of poisonous chicken soup.
Besides, Sister Ren has a wise saying, that is, the biggest secret of keeping in good health is to lie still and lie down. After all, life lies in stillness. She also said that the tortoise can live for a hundred years without moving, while the fastest cheetah can only live for 20 years.
For being able to say laziness so fresh and refined, it seems that there will be no other person in the world except her.
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2, hard to carry many male guests, women show "heroic nature"
After listening to Sister Ren's personal introduction, many male guests shook their heads, some said that the standard was too high to reach, and some glared and wanted to start swearing.
Finally, Ren Jie appeared. She stepped on the lotus-like pace and spoke her powerful declaration of love: life lies in stillness, and the object lies in restlessness! It seems that she is not looking for a boyfriend, but a footman.
A male guest was curious and asked if Sister Ren could do housework. She admits that she just can't move and can do housework, but she just can't. The male guest said, "What will you do if the man comes back to do housework besides trying to make money?" Sister Ren said, "Since men have done everything, I'll just lie down." For such a brain circuit, Hui Ge couldn't help but praise her.
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The third boy finally couldn't help it, and stood up to expose the essence of Ren Jie's medical care. He said: "You said that lying in bed and counting on your mother every day is not health care, it is pure laziness! My grandmother is 93 years old and still walking around. Isn't it a "giant baby" to lie so young? "
For such a slap in the face, Ren Jie feels that no matter whether it is true or not, the momentum must not be lost. So she turned around and said, "What does it matter to you that I didn't move or sleep in your bed?" As soon as this remark came out, it immediately attracted applause.
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14 male guest couldn't help it and said, "I'm so angry! You said you didn't want to move, but you were just lazy. Give yourself a reason to say that you like lying still. As a nurse, I don't think lying still is keeping in good health at all. Many patients I serve can't move, so they can only lie still. I have to turn them over every day, otherwise they will get bedsores. If you don't mind, you marry me and I can serve you later. "
Sister Ren was speechless and said that she didn't want to move because she was too tired at work. But work means I don't want to carry this pot.
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3. The woman had no choice but to leave, but said that she would stick to it.
After the first round of communication, the second round of communication began. Sister Ren threw out her own criteria for mate selection, and the atmosphere at the scene was instantly warm.
For such a high standard, Ren Jie explained: "Marriage is to improve the quality of life of two people. What do I want you to do if boys have no material conditions? " If two people are not together, one plus one is greater than two, then it is meaningless to be together. "
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The third male guest couldn't bear it. He said, "You want too many things. You need an undergraduate course, a stable job, a car and a house. The standard is so high. What do you have? " Sister Ren is ready for such a problem. She said, "Because I have nothing, I want to have a boyfriend, do you understand?"
For this kind of logic and hitting the floor, all guests can't refute it.
The third boy wanted to reason with Ren Jie, but Ren Jie was unhappy and said, "You think I ask too much because you are not confident!" " The young man said, "I have all these conditions, but I don't like you." Sister Ren said angrily, "Then don't talk! Just turn off the lights. "
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Male guest No.8 couldn't help it and said, "You want us boys to have everything, so if we all have it, would you like to do laundry and cook at home?" Ren Jie said, "I won't." The young man said, "In that case, what else can you do?" Sister Ren said, "We women also need independence." The young man said, "since you want to be independent, why do you have to ask boys to have those material conditions?"
Sister Ren continued to refute, saying, "If a girl has everything, she will not fall in love or get married." In fact, every girl's idea is different, so we can't generalize. Sister Ren said that girls dare not agree.
After an argument, all the male guests turned off the lights.
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When Ren Jie left, she felt that there was nothing wrong with her idea, and she will stick to it in the future. We can only wish her what she wants here!
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