1. I will give you another 200,000, and I will be second-rate!

2. If you want me to get out of the entertainment industry, no way!

3. If you don’t have any secrets in your heart, you will be cheating.

4. Mom, I think this is really cool.

5. If anything happens, I will be at your service at any time.

6. Cao Mingda must have lost his mind. What is he trying to do with you?

7. If no one talks about today’s actors, it means they are not popular.

8. We all meet the wrong each other at the right time.

9. Wait until I get divorced. Hey, this village girl ran away again.

10. You asked me to have a baby with a girl from a village, but my wife was so angry that she ran away.

12. No matter how long or short my life is, I just want to be good to you.

13. Yu Xiaoqi: If you don’t even play online games, then what are you doing with your life?

14. If you are rich, how much can you earn in a month as a lawyer?

15. McEwen: I said you are an inexplicable stranger in my heart.

16. I hope you are gentle and considerate. Stop making trouble. This is not the first day I have met you.

17. We cannot change the past, but we can live a better future with our heart.

18. Yu Xiaoqi: My signature file is: When your hair grows to your waist, I will already grow stubble and sigh.

19. Chen Shuang: It is very painful not to know anyone in this world.

20. One is Guan Xiaoju who overestimates his own capabilities, and the other is you who loves to make snitches.

21. Do you like your beauty? At your age, you can only be considered a person of good temperament.

22. Zhao Suhang: I am a married woman. I don’t have much money, but it’s too late for me to have sex, and my life is at stake.

23. One is Guan Xiaoju who overestimates his own capabilities, and the other is you who loves to make snitches.

24. Guan Shasha: Husband, just say Zhou Yao is a goblin and Shasha is my darling.

25. It is said that a woman is like a book, but now I have only read the title page and the preface. Wonderful story yet to be seen!

26. Guan Shasha: Marriage can lower people’s IQ, but divorce is a special medicine that can increase people’s IQ.

27. He thinks he is good at playing basketball, but he can’t shoot accurately. He thinks he is handsome, but in fact he has a face that needs beating!

28. This is tofu mixed with spring onions, which is poor and white. This is pork ribs stewed with loofah, which is high. This is vinegar-stewed potato shreds, which is useless.

29. Chen Shuang’s colleague: In our industry, for us, life is only about what we have once, not about eternity.

30. Guan Shasha said to Zhao Suhang: I can tell at a glance that you are the one who is willing to go through fire and water for me.

31. Chen Shuang said that there are two people I hate the most: one is Guan Xiaoju who overestimates his abilities, and the other is you who loves to make snitches.

32. The people of our country now live a very happy life. They are well fed and clothed warmly. They go out and go home by car to sleep. They are mentally healthy and not physically hungry or thirsty.

33. Then I am no longer a girl, and I still can’t stop my girl’s love. We have been through thick and thin together for so many years, and I really want to have a family with him.

34. You see that you are belittling me with your words, alienating me mentally, and your interest in life is not as good as mine. If I don’t educate you well, won’t the distance become further and further away?

35. People cannot be 100% pure. For example, you cannot be a 100% good person; and I cannot be a 100% bad person.

36. Chen Shuang: My name is Chen Shuang, Erdong Chen, cheerful Shuang. My brothers call me Shuangye, my husband calls me Shuangge, and my parents call me Shuang. In short, my life is just one word. Cool.

37. You swear that you will only love me as a woman in this life. That won't work. Are you a woman? Then I swear that I will only love Mr. Shuang in this life. From now on you can only call me Sister Xiang.

38. Dad Guan: Dad didn’t like the roles you played in the dramas you acted in. He just felt that you were always being beaten around in the drama, which made him feel very unhappy. Comfortable.

39. Zhao Suhang: My name is Zhao Suhang. I can go to court, fight in the kitchen, beat a bully to death, fight gangsters, and have the freedom not to have children. In my opinion, there is no opponent that I cannot defeat. .

40. My name is Yu Xiaoqi. I live in Shui'an Community. I am twenty-eight years old. I have never had a girlfriend. I want to get married this year. If you are willing to continue to get along with me for the purpose of getting married, we can You can watch movies together every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday night

41. Why are people always so selfish? When facing someone you don't love, you are like a devil, and you won't give a word; when you face someone you love, you are an angel, and you can give to the whole world. How come these two contradictions are merged into one person?

42. This diamond ring is not big, just right, 8432 grams, but your birthday happens to be March 2, 1984. Sasha, if you don’t agree to it, I won’t get up. Then I'll take it, get up soon. If you accept it, it means you agree to me. I won't bother you anymore.

43. Guan Shasha: My name is Guan Shasha. I have been in the entertainment industry for ten years. But when people mention me, they will think of a series of unsightly faces. I am so unlucky that I am a mistress. Female secret agent, prostitute, and courtesan. I have almost become a professional female villain. Classic Quotation: If you love someone all your life, you are a city

Classic Quotation: If you love someone all your life, you are a city

1. The tragedy of life is not that the goal is not achieved, but that there is no goal. Achievable.

2. May there be time to look back and grow old with deep affection.

3. Everyone has his own life, and he knows his own life.

4. Friends are family members you choose. We want to be good friends, besties, and family members for life.

5. Be independent, strong, brave, live beautifully, and always be kind.

6. Jealousy is a knife. In the end, it will either be inserted into others, or it will be inserted into one's own heart.

7. People who know me think I am quiet, people who know me think I am crazy, only people who know me know that I am actually very sad.

8. One of the scariest things about growing up is that you may become the kind of person you once looked down upon the most.

9. Life is nothing more than making people laugh and being laughed at. This is open-mindedness.

10. Sometimes, you forgive others just because you still want to keep them in your life.

11. God only gives you life, and you have to write the instructions for using it yourself.

12. Life is an impromptu performance. There are no dreams that cannot be achieved, only those who do not wake up early.

13. True love needs to wait. Anyone can say they love you, but not everyone can wait for you.

14. See through but don’t speak out. For many things, as long as you know them in your heart, there is no need to speak out.

15. Suddenly thinking of someone, I giggled. Then, there was a moment of loss.

16. The person you care about most is often the person who is most likely to make you cry.

17. People often miss the past, not because of how beautiful it is, but because it can never come back.

18. The ordinary days in life are broad because of love, warm because of touching, and heavy because of trust.

19. I once passed by your heart, not because I didn’t want to stay, but because you refused to take me in.

20. Loving someone in your life is like a city.

Classic quotations, positive sentences, beautiful sentences

1. What disgusted her was far from the ugliness of the world, but the beautiful masks the world wore.

2. Yes, it is not enough. Some people do better, and those who are slightly worse will be eliminated. It is natural.

3. Unless something bad happens, you will never be able to clearly see the appearance of the people around you.

4. Ordinary people either like others to guide them and save their worries, or they simply accuse others of not doing their jobs properly, which is simple.

5. Human society can develop only after inventing methods. In the same way, people can only progress after learning methods of learning.

6. Isn’t the so-called world just you? Osamu Dazai

7. The only thing I persevere is: I am willing to work hard with my own life, keep my personal thoughts and thoughts, be a sincere person as long as I live, and never give up my love for life. and persistence, living an infinite life in limited time and space.

8. The sign of maturity is a state of being as soft as steel, knowing when to hold one’s head high and knowing when to lower one’s head.

9. There are two birthdays in a person's life, one is the day he was born, and the other is the day he finds the love of his life.

10. No matter how good things are, once they are applied across the board, once the differences between people are ignored, they will always go to the opposite side. Spencer

11. To handle interpersonal relationships well, you must remember three sentences: look at people's strengths, help others with their difficulties, and remember their benefits.

12. In fact, what you call respect is just respect for people whose status is higher than yours, right? If so, then I'm sorry, but this has nothing to do with respect.

13. If you want to build a ship, don’t hire people to collect wood first, but first stimulate people’s desire for the ocean. This is the core leadership ability of a captain.

14. The more righteous a Lingran guy is, the more inhumane he is when he does bad things, because he thinks everything he does is moral.

15. The greatest sorrow in life is that while I was on a business trip, my colleague called me to tell me that the company had closed down.

16. Fortunately, after several years of cold weather, there has been warm spring in the streets. Classic saying: If you have good intentions in your heart, there will be angels on the way

Classic saying: If you have good intentions in your heart, there will be angels on the way

1. How often do you pretend you don’t want something because you can’t get it? .

2. If your life is at a low point, then go boldly, because no matter how you go, you are always moving upward.

3. No matter how difficult it is, hold your head high and tell everyone that you are not as vulnerable as they think.

4. No matter what your mood is, don’t let yourself be decadent. Be clean and presentable from head to toe every day. Be a woman who lives a delicate life with or without makeup, and always wear a smile.

5. I believe that in this world, there are some people, things, and loves. The first time we meet them, they are destined to be bound to each other for a lifetime. They are destined to grow in our hearts like a tree, for life after life.

6. Because of you, I believe in true love. Because of you, I believe forever.

7. Some words are suitable to be hidden in the heart, and some pain are suitable to be forgotten silently. Once you have experienced it and you have grown, you will know it. There are many changes that you don’t need to say yourself, others will see them.

8. No one can stay pure all the way to the end, but remember, don’t forget your original self.

9. In the sea of ????people, shaking, what are you holding tightly? Sometimes even you don’t know. We can only wait until the end, when the smoke dissipates and people retreat, to see where we have arrived.

10. For some things, you don’t have to persist only when you see hope, but only when you persist will you see hope.

11. Everyone, I think, has their own quirks. But they overcame these quirks in order to remain normal and in line with the world's eyes. Therefore, destroying their unique talents.

12. Many times, I clearly don’t think so in my heart, but I can’t control myself and say the opposite.

13. The younger a person is, the more reasons there are for breaking up. Sometimes it's just because of an angry word, a rumor, an oversight, a little arrogance, a little carelessness, or just because your complicated little head thinks too much.

14. A true lover is something you teach him, rather than something that falls from the sky for nothing. You have to teach him how to love you.

15. We often mistake dependence for love. When we see others living well without us, (classic sentence) we will feel inexplicably angry inside, feeling that the other person does not love us anymore. In fact, true love is to give freedom to the other person and freedom to yourself.

16. When you are in a bad mood, always ask yourself what you have rather than what you don’t have. The world is big, there are many opportunities, life is short, don't huddle in a small shadow.

17. In love, you must learn to be content, because it is not easy to meet the right person. If he treats you well, you should cherish it even more.

18. The trees are here, the mountains are here, the earth is here, the years are here, and I am here, what else do you want for a better world?

19. Youth is an ignorant rush, which will always leave the wounds of displacement.

20. If you have good intentions, there will be angels on the way. Quotations from Guo Jingming's Fantasy City Movie

1. A person always has to forget some things, so that he can remember other things.

2. Brother, no one else in the world is important except you. I will not hesitate to destroy the world

3. I want to come when the wind blows lightly and the clouds rise;

4. Without that light in the darkness, I am worried that you will be like a child, afraid of the dark and getting lost.

5. I seem to have gotten the happiness I want, but do I really have no regrets? I faced the sky and forgot my words.

6. The first time my brother killed someone was because of me. When I saw his cold face, I felt extremely warm.

7. If people have hope, they can live peacefully and peacefully, for a thousand years or ten thousand years, facing the loss of time and the gradual change of life and death with a smile.

8. I think of those beautiful legends. It seems that there are really undead souls living on the clouds in the sky. I think, maybe, Shi, I can look at you again.

9. Shi, no matter who wants to hurt you, I will cut him into pieces, because you are my world.

10. Standing at the age of nineteen, standing at the turning point of youth, standing at the gap between one life and another, I finally burst into tears.

11. But the scene in front of me is like a gorgeous and luxurious dream. I traveled through the past, just like the earth passing through the tail of a comet, it is insignificant.

12. I said that no matter what situation my friends are in, I will be by their side. Don't say that your side is empty, it won't be.

13. Die Che, have you ever thought about flying to the sky and taking a look? I want to know if the clouds are full of cherry blossoms or if they are filled with undead.

14. Luna said coldly, if I want to kill him, he will die perfectly, and you can't tell the reason for his death from him at all.

15. Ka Suo, you will always be like a child. Seeing you sitting among those children with a smile on your face makes my heart hurt.

16. When I stepped onto the city wall, I saw the king of the Ice Tribe, but there was a sudden sharp pain in my chest, like a deep crack caused by an earthquake.

17. Live strong, because in this world, there are people waiting to meet you again, and you have all their memories.

18. A huge snowbird flew across the sky. When I raised my head, it gave a loud cry and then flew higher into the sky.

19. Being hated by the person you love is the saddest thing, and what is even sadder than this is to die sadly with this feeling, even if the person she loves has forgiven her. , she still couldn't know.

20. Star track, brother will not let you die, I will change the track of the stars, I will keep you by my side. Because you are the one who makes me want to be better. You are my whole world.

21. A gorgeous nightmare surged in my mind, and all the memories flashed before my eyes. I suddenly recovered all my memories. I am the second prince of the Fantasy Snow Empire, and I am Sakura. Empty release.

22. Brother, if I had known that you would not forgive me, then I would not want to live for a few hundred more years. Maybe dying in the Fantasy Star Gong when I am 200 years old would be the best ending. , that way, you will never hate me.

23. That summer seemed to last forever. I only remember that the sound of the cicadas was very noisy and the waves were louder than the waves. They rushed towards me through the rich shade of the trees with the scorching heat of the sun.

24. I always think back countless times, those snowy winters, the broken clouds on the city and the rising sun that never appeared. Your shoulders have been stretched all summer long. No matter how hard I look, I can't see the end.

25. I always stand alone and unruly in the wind, with my robes flying like flames. I like the lonely flame birds in the sky. They always fly alone one by one, never with others. birds together.

26. A crossover. Three staggered. A thousand intertwined stories form a legend with endless words. No one knows anyone's past. Buried the paleness of the oath and the greenness of waiting. Is it you? Is it you?

27. Being hated by the one you love is the saddest thing, and what is even sadder than this is to die sadly with this feeling, even if the person she loves has forgiven her. , she still has no way of knowing

28. People still come and go in the inn, and the hustle and bustle of everything still flows endlessly like the eternal years. The sun rises and the moon sets, the grass and trees wither, and the prosperity is like the delicate skin of a beauty. Plain clothes were shaken off in clusters.

29. I like the wantonness and bursting of flames, because I can burn all shackles. I am the king of the entire earth, but my brother is the God in my heart, the only God. I wanted him to be free, even if it cost me my life.

30. I looked down at the black territory in the night under my feet, the thick and deep territory. I could see countless ice wizards and fire elves fighting above, the fierce entanglement of white and red.

31. When I ride my bicycle across the white cement road with only small trees on both sides, I always think of my middle school. In that place, there is rich shade and never full sunlight.

32. But I always feel that that lonely and huge bird is looking for something. For what it is looking for, it can stay lonely like this willingly for hundreds of years.

33. I always miss the spirit of the flowers on Chi Mo’s clothes, and his smile like a tearing sunset. It's just my rhythm, but it can't bring me salvation. Is it a thousand years to wait? Or ten thousand years?

34. This is the last dream my mother gave me before she died. I am always sad for this dream. In fact, I feel sad many times. I wonder sadly, why should I be an imprisoned god?

35. Behind is the magnificent city, in front is the phantom shaking on the water, the cherry blossoms are dying, and the snow is falling. Who is the passer-by in someone's life, who is the wheel of life. The dust of the past life, the wind of this life, the endless decaying and damaged souls.

36. The fireworks on the other side have finally faded, and the sacred fire of the temple is dying. I saw your childlike smile, you asked, when the heaven falls. Will our sins be forgiven in the end? Like ice-clear water, flowing above the white, beyond happiness.

37. That thrilling battle has become an untouchable scar in everyone’s memory, and in my memory, there are only the sharp and whistling ice in the sky and the fire covering the entire earth. It was empty, cold white, and the earth was ablaze.

38. Chao Ya said that there is too much fighting and bloodshed in this world. Countless undead souls live on the clouds and sing non-stop every day and night. Those black songs always penetrate the world. My chest made me feel sad but unable to resist.

39. The noise and brightness of the world, the joy and happiness of the world, are like clear streams, passing by in the wind and in front of my eyes, and warmth gushes out like spring water. I have no extravagant expectations. , I just want you to be happy and not sad.

40. I have to make choices according to my own wishes. Maybe in the past I would have lived because of various constraints, even if I lived like a prisoner, it didn’t matter, but now, the most important people in my life are... Gone, what am I still doing alive?

41. Those long-lasting fires and temperatures cursed every inch of the earth. The raging tide rolled up the scalding banks, washed along the road, and burned along the way. The shackles of who is who are stubbornly inherited in the lifeline that has been cut off for a thousand miles.

42. But it doesn’t seem to be the case. Distance, time, and years are like walls, blocking each other. I can’t see through them when I look at them, but I can only hear the jingling happiness on the other side. The sound of passing cars. So I also smiled happily.

43. The vastness of the universe or the sky, the dimness of the second hand or the breath. You stay in the void, you sleep in destiny, and you wake up gently in the shadow of the huge hourglass. And the gaps in life are filled with compassion, and you are in this indifferent world.

44. The noise and brightness of the world, the joy and happiness of the world, are like clear streams, passing by in the wind and before your eyes, and warmth gushes out like spring water. I have no extravagant expectations. As long as you are happy, don't be sad.

45. The journey is an unknown prayer, a gradually repeated description and a gradually thunderous longing. Ahead there is light, there is snow, and there is a fire that lingers all year round. Burning away the sky to reveal the haze. You waited for me in front for three thousand green summers.

46. In the ten years since I will not come back, heavy snow has covered the pure white Sanskrit singing. The memory goes all the way north, north, singing the black prairie fire song and the white requiem. For the ten years that you cannot come back, I will take you back to your original sleep and return to all the unopened hopes. I'm here.

47. People still come and go in the inn, and the hustle and bustle of the world still flows endlessly like the eternal years. The sun rises and the moon sets, the grass and trees wither, and the prosperity is like the delicate clothes on the beauty's body. Shake off in clusters.

48. The pupils turned dark red, and the world sank into dusk. His hair is silvery white, and then the dawn rises from heaven to earth. Countless birds left, and endless heavy snow came back. I know you are standing behind me, standing quietly behind me, lighting up the entire building.

49. At the end of the dream, those dancing cherry blossoms always turn red in an instant, as bright red as the morning sun melting into the water and turning into a phantom of light, shadow and color. Then everything disappeared, and in the dissipating fog, my brother's smile faded and appeared.

50. I can’t always see your face clearly. The sadness on your face is as heavy as mist, and the surliness on your face is like flames. Hundreds and thousands of years, reincarnation turns. , I have been crawling in front of my destiny for several generations. I just want your warmth, I just want your freedom.

51. The hustle and bustle and brightness of the world, the joy and happiness of the world, are like clear streams, in the wind, in front of my eyes, passing by, and warmth gushes out like spring water. I have no extravagant expectations. , I just want you to be happy and not sad.

52. The body temperature gradually cools down along the heart and veins, and the remaining heartbeats turn into shouts, flying into the sky and escaping to the ground. I don’t know if you heard them. So the mind runs over the rumbling chariot, your eyebrows are silvery white, and all silvery white is dyed white again.

53. The fireworks on the other side have finally faded, and the sacred fire of the temple is dying. I saw your childlike smile, you asked, when the heaven falls. Are our sins ever forgiven? Like icy clear water, flowing on the white surface, beyond happiness.

54. That is a smile that can make me shed tears and make me exchange it for my whole life. I thought that my brother would hold me in his arms again, walk on the windy and snowy streets of this world, and use illusions to kill those who violated me for my sake, because he told me that I was his world.

55. Moon God said, Liao Bo, in fact, many times a person has to give up a lot of things, because there must be another thing worth giving up. For example, the people you want to protect, the things you want to accomplish, and the dreams waiting to be realized.

56. When I died in my previous life, I looked at my brother’s face so sad. I thought that I still couldn’t give him freedom. This Snow City would definitely imprison him for the rest of his life like a prison. He could never live the way he wanted to. .

57. Who knows how many waiting eyes and how many memories that were once so clear are buried under the flying robe and lightning-like wind sword.

Those bloodlines who are exiled in the fighting are facing the wind and the tragedy of independence in the cry.

58. Maybe at the end of the day, I will see your dead soul again. At that time, please smile at me, like a smile that tears apart the morning sun, so that I can finish my tears with a smile. Then let me hear you sing freely.

59. But one evening, when I stood at the school gate for the last time, those chirps that once existed like air suddenly disappeared. I stood in the silence and listened to the time. The sound of breaking.

60. Do you know the coldness in the depths of the ice sea? In the deepest dark abyss, I miss your smile and your mist-like sadness, and my heart is cut like a knife. If you can hear me, I miss you, can you take me home? Lao Luo’s classic quotations_Luo Yonghao’s classic quotations

Lao Luo’s classic quotations_Luo Yonghao’s classic quotations

Lao Luo’s introduction

Lao Luo’s full name is Luo Yonghao, founder of Smartisan Technology . Born in 1972 in Helong County, Yanbian Korean Autonomous Prefecture, Jilin Province. He has successively founded Niubo.com and Lao Luo English Training School, and authored the book "My Struggle". Luo Yonghao is currently developing Smartisan mobile phones with a deeply customized operating system based on Android. On May 20, 20xx, Luo Yonghao officially released the first smartphone product Smartisan T1.

Quotations from Lao Luo

1. The exam is almost over!

2. You can’t help but admire me!

3. Pleasant sadness

4. A strange man like me

5. I sweat when I lie

6. A strong life requires no explanation!

7. This is my immature opinion.

8. Sorry, I'm a little excited.

9. If I meet him, I will destroy him!

10. Everyone is here to hang out, it’s not easy!

11. This question insults our intelligence.

12. There are times in life when you step on poop.

13. So tough! It’s so tough!

14. It doesn’t matter whether you lean left or right, the important thing is to be knocked down!

15. Tell me how confused your thinking is.

16. I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, and she thought it was saliva.

17. I have seen too many old liars like this in the English education industry.

18. Following Sister Ni’s thinking, what should I choose for this question?

19. Without Yuan Longping, what would those losers at the Chinese Academy of Sciences eat?

20. You guys are really pissing me off, please!

21. Does wearing bell-bottoms make you a gangster? It’s simply a logical mess!

22. This question is so simple that I feel embarrassed to do it.

23. Face the bleak life, face the dripping blood, and live on!

24. Okay, the joke is over, the classmate who was lying down just now can continue to sleep. .

25. This was the first time thirteen-year-old Luo Yonghao saw a living black man!

26. If Ni Ping fails the GRE, there is only one possibility that she does not memorize the words.

27. What is GRE? It is a test that allows Chinese people to experience the stupidity of Americans.

28. When a great person like me wants to find someone to admire, I go look in the mirror.

29. While my dad was paying for the medicine, he secretly rejoiced: Damn, this is my son!

30. ETS is inherently ill-organized in setting questions, so we have to use abnormal ideas to answer questions.

31. Lao Luo, let’s not talk about the topic in this class, let’s talk nonsense! I almost fell off the podium after hearing this.

32. The theme of our Spring Festival party this year is to highlight the word party. This is Sister Ni’s logic.

33. At this time you find a very considerate third option, (inspirational quote) shout out! Ni Ping!

34. Is Japan a nation of collective BT? yes! But I never scold them for being BT. I want to prove how BT they are.

35. What do you think the word gullibilitygullibility sounds like? Aren't you just stupid?

36. From this matter, the students have seen another advantage of your teacher Luo (or the high integrity of the old-school intellectuals)

37. This question is the first in the history of New Oriental The most controversial question, but with Teacher Luo’s arrival, I just stood on the shoulders of giants.

38. I don’t think your relationship has broken down (after the man slapped the woman and the woman kicked the man)? Really broken

39. I am a ninth-rate poet, and I can’t compete with her (Emily Dickinson) in talent. Then what should I fight for? They can't fight for my character.

40. Lao Luo: There are peaches in your pocket. Girl: Haha, I'm sorry, this is for my grandma (I thought: Who the hell wants to eat it)

41. In the past, the teachers said that girls should be independent. (Famous Quotes) Oh, I forgot, you are taking the GRE. Who are the girls who take the GRE? Fierce girl!

42. If you come to New Oriental a few years later and see a person, hey, he looks familiar, but you can’t remember who it is. He seems to be Luo Yonghao’s younger brother. Note, I don’t have a younger brother!

43. Some students may doubt my character. Let me tell you another story: There turned out to be a cherry tree in our house and you all laughed! If you laugh, I won’t talk about it.

44. Soft muscles and a pear-shaped figure. What is a pear-shaped figure? Hey, what are you looking at me doing? I'm definitely not a pear-shaped figure, I'm a standard bucket figure!

45. Why are you staring at me? I look at it from a purely biological perspective. We just reject homosexuality. If there were more homosexuals in China, population would not be a problem. Of course, I am heterosexual.

46. Reproduction refers to between same species. For example, a dog gives birth to a litter of pups, some of which are fat, thin, short, and ugly. It can't be said that a bitch looks at it and sees a pig, a cat, a duck, and a fish!

47. Lao Luo: Is this sentence correct? Right? Is it right? Isn’t that right? Us: That’s not right. Lao Luo: Tell me what’s wrong? This simply couldn’t be more right! Boring question, next one!

48. There is nothing wrong with a boy and a girl in a family. It doesn’t matter if there are two girls in the ordinary trivial matters, but if there are two boys, especially in a place where the folk customs are relatively strong, Northeast

49. This problem has been solved since Lao Luo appeared. The old teacher said to me: Lao Luo, you are so fucking awesome! I said: Stop saying that, I am just standing on the shoulders of giants.

50. Divorce is also convenient in Las Vegas. Everyone queues up to get divorced in their cars, so that if you slow down, the people behind you won’t want to: hurry up, hurry up! Don't you want people to get divorced? After Lao Yu went there, his eyes lit up: It was so convenient! It’s so convenient! .

51. In American graduate schools, Chinese students never participate in class discussions, so that professors think they know nothing. But if you are first in the exam, if you are first in the exam, won't American professors collapse? He couldn't understand it at all, so he sighed, the mysterious East!

52. When he asks you for eight yuan, you turn around and leave. At this time, he will usually say how about five yuan, and you see that the deal is almost done. One time when get out of class was over, a student ran to me very excitedly and told me, Lao Luo, I got three and eight dollars! .

I thought to myself, how shameless! Piracy criminals are human beings too!