Some people say that if there were only men in this world, there would definitely be a fight between dragons and tigers all day long; if there were only women in this world, it would definitely be a disaster. Because of women, men become very reserved and tender; because of men, women become beautiful and tender, full of love and hate. Since there were men and women in this world at the same time, many romances of love and hatred have arisen. Therefore, some people stood up and said: Men conquer women by conquering the world, and women conquer the world by conquering men. No one can say clearly who conquered whom. Sexy men and women in life are always talking constantly. You talk about yours and I talk about mine. From time to time, some shocking sparks will pop up. This is like a man and a woman living together. You want to conquer me, and I want to suppress you. Therefore, you can pick up a basketful of descriptions about the love affairs of men and women at a glance, and it seems that everything they say is full of revolutionary truth. I sifted through baskets and baskets of words and found the following ten classic quotations, which can accurately reflect the temperaments of men and women today:
1. "Your Wife and You Are Stewed Eggs" says: When you are newlyweds, For a period of time, the relationship between husband and wife is like a fresh egg; after that, the umami taste gradually disappears, and it becomes a salted egg; when all the umami taste disappears, the egg white and yolk change taste and color, and it becomes a preserved egg; at the preserved egg stage, women always treat men Called ***.
Comments Since men have changed from fresh eggs to ***, men and women should look for the reason. Who turned the eggs into ***? No man is willing to be a prostitute. To make good eggs for life, men and women must think about how to keep them fresh for a long time.
2. "Women are not vegetables in the basket" says: Beautiful women are always remembered by men, which has nothing to do with the eggs that flies do not bite. Even if a beautiful woman covers her heart and eyes without leaving any gaps, men will still surround her. Of course, men who hang around beautiful women may not all want to do something. They just like to hear the sound of flowers blooming and smell the fragrance. Men were bees in their previous lives.
Comments: Men were bees in their previous lives. Women definitely don’t like to hear this. Bees collect nectar from more than one flower. They pick which flower they want. No bee will lie in the stamens of a flower until it lasts. My life is in jeopardy. Therefore, women desperately try to make themselves more colorful to attract bees to love them more. As a result, the bees that should come come, and the bees that shouldn't come also come. In order to compete for the delicious nectar, the bees have to kill each other.
3. Zhang Ailing said: If you don’t tease a woman, she will say you are not a man; if you tease her, she will say you are not a superior person. Most women never think before they speak, while men think about it before they speak. If you are suspicious of the women around you, they will cheat on you; if you are not suspicious of the women around you, they will be suspicious of you. A perfect woman is more perfect than a perfect man. At the same time, a bad woman is more completely bad than a bad man. Once a bad man meets a bad woman, the man will become the woman's slave, and even become a fig leaf under the skirt of the woman. .
Comments This is like the ongoing debate between men and women: whether the man seduces the woman first, or the woman digs the rose trap first and waits for the man to jump into it. There has always been a lack of true trust between men and women. They are tortured by love and hate. After the torture is over, they will not stop and continue to seek torture.
4. A text message forwarded by countless men says: Men are cattle, women are earth. There is no damaged land, only exhausted cattle; the more the cattle are plowed, the thinner they become, and the more plowed the land becomes, the more mature it becomes. Good fire wastes carbon, good land wastes cattle, and good women wastes men.
Comments Cows do not have to plow the land, and women do not have to plow the land that men want to plow. But if the cattle want to eat good grass, they have to plow the land continuously. If they can't plow this area, they can plow that area. If they can't plow, they can only hang it on the wall to dry and watch other cows plow the land.
5. A text message forwarded by countless women said: Women lamented that their life was in vain - thinking back to when they were twenty years old, they had no evil heart or courage; when they were thirty years old, they had no evil intentions. He had the heart to be a thief, but not the courage to do so. When he was forty, he had the heart and the courage to be a thief. When he looked back, he saw that his grandma’s thief men were gone.
Comments Although this passage is written for the mentality of women, it is inseparable from men. When a woman is in her prime, she prays for perfect and romantic love; after the age of thirty, she gradually complains about the men around her, always saying that her husband is better than someone else, and wants to change movies; after forty, youth has flowed away, The thief man next to me was impatient with waiting, so he packed up and ran away.
6. The French poet Rainier said: Women almost only remember men who make them laugh, and men only remember women who make them cry.
Comments The reason why women like men who make them laugh is because they need men to coax, love and make them happy; the reason why men like women who can make them cry is because they need women to feel pain, love and pain. write. ***2 pages, current page 1 1 2