1. If you are alive for one day, you are blessed and you should cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I noticed that there were people who had no feet. 2. It is better to forgive others yourself than to let others forgive you. 3. The world does not belong to you in the first place, so you don’t need to abandon it. What you have to abandon is all your attachments. All things are for my use, but they do not belong to me. 4. Others can violate cause and effect, others can harm us, beat us, and slander us. But we can't hate others because of this, why? We must maintain a complete nature and a pure heart. 5. You have your outlook on life, I have mine, and I won’t interfere with you. As long as I can, I will influence you. If not, then I will accept my fate. 6. If you are planning to get married, let me tell you a very important philosophical saying: "You must be patient and tolerant of each other's shortcomings. There is no absolutely happy marriage in the world. Happiness only comes from infinite tolerance and mutual respect." 7. Me My wealth is not that I have a lot, but that I ask for very little. 8. It’s not someone who annoys me, but my words and deeds that annoy me. 9. Those who live in the applause of others cannot withstand the test. 10. If you can shout "I don't have to worry about this little thing" twenty-one times a day, you will find that you have an incredible power in your heart. Give it a try, it works. 11. If you can let everything go, you will be a free person in the world. 12. Thank God for what I have, and thank God for what I don’t have. 13. Coming is accidental, leaving is inevitable. So you must, just go with the flow and go with the flow. 14. Others are always right and I am always wrong. This way I have less worries. 15. A foolish person always wants others to understand him. Wise people work hard to understand themselves. 16. Regarding the unchangeable facts, there is no better way than accepting fate. 17. In fact, people who love beauty just fall in love with themselves. 18. If you tell a lie, you have to make up ten lies to make up for it. Why bother? 19. When you face things with troubles, you will feel that everything is karma, and the world will become ugly and hateful. 20. You don’t have to look back to see who is cursing you? If a mad dog bites you, do you have to lie down and bite him back? 21. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with low self-esteem cannot be saved. 22. When you let go, there will be no worries. 23. The reason why people suffer is that they pursue the wrong things. 24. It is not so much that others make you suffer, but that it is your own lack of self-cultivation. 25. Destiny is responsible for shuffling the cards, but it is ourselves who play the cards! 26. Mistakes are temporary regrets, but misses are eternal regrets! TOP1 The biggest regret in life is to mistakenly insist on something you shouldn't insist on, and give up easily on something you shouldn't give up... TOP2 New morning call - why sleep for a long time before you are alive, you will sleep forever after death TOP3 It is not the distance that makes you tired Mountains are like a grain of sand in your shoes TOP4 Sometimes when queuing up for food in the canteen, the biggest joy is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front but more and more people waiting behind. TOP5 The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of being blocked by thousands of people, I'm just afraid of surrendering myself. TOP6 Wine is like water in a bottle. When you drink it, your stomach becomes haunted. You talk nonsense when you talk, and you move your legs when you walk. I get up in the middle of the night to look for water. I regret it when I get up in the morning. At noon The wine glass is still quite beautiful at one end.

TOP7 If you ignore me, I will become a dumpling... And he is the most famous in Tianjin... Hehe... TOP8 Mom said it is best not to miss two things, the last bus home and a person who loves you deeply TOP9 Let me ask a question A friend who has worked in Shenzhen for 20 years asked: "If you die, what are you going to write on your epitaph?" He said: "I solved the housing problem!" TOP10 I saw an aunt burning paper that day. Muttered: Buy all the funds after receiving them~~ TOP11 The beauty of knowledge lies in making people confused; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; the beauty of women lies in being so stupid that they have no regrets; the beauty of men lies in telling lies easily. Hell TOP12 If you see the shadow in front of you, don’t be afraid, it’s because there is sunshine behind you TOP13 Zhuge Liang never led an army before he left the mountain! Why do I need work experience? TOP14 I made it in china, the date of production is X month X day, 1981, the length is 180cm, and the net weight is 67kg. Using artificial intelligence, all parts are complete and the operation is stable. After more than 20 years of operation, it is a trustworthy product. This product has complete procedures and is guaranteed to be returned and exchanged indefinitely. Due to development needs, we are looking for like-minded people to jointly develop the second generation product. If you are interested, please contact us! TOP15 If you kill the panda, I will be a national treasure! TOP16 I can tolerate fake figures, fake faces, fake breasts and fake butts! ! ! But I just don’t tolerate fake money! ! ! ! TOP17 People who are offline never know how long people who are online have been waiting for her... TOP18 Urgent notice: Please prepare a one-inch color photo, a copy of your ID card, a copy of your academic qualifications, and your resume and send them to the National Space Administration. According to reliable information, in order to celebrate Mid-Autumn Festival, we want to recruit Chang'e! (Bring your own rabbit) TOP19 Destiny is responsible for shuffling the cards, but we are the ones playing the cards! TOP20 Asking what love is in the world, it’s just a matter of one thing. TOP21 If I win 10 million, I will buy 30 houses and rent them to others, and collect the rent every day. Wow Kaka~~ Fulfillment! TOP22 If God wants to make people destroy, he must first make them crazy; if God wants to make people crazy, he must first make them buy a house TOP23 We are moving too fast, and our souls cannot keep up... TOP24 Question: You What do you like about me? Answer: I like you to stay away from me! TOP25 You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can’t see the tears I shed on the keyboard. TOP26 Senior brother, do you know? The second brother's meat is now more expensive than the master's. TOP27 A long time ago, lies and truth took a bath by the river. The lies were washed first and left wearing the clothes of truth, but the truth refused to wear the clothes of lies.

Later, in people's eyes, there were only lies wearing real clothes, but it was difficult to accept the naked truth. TOP28 Busyness is a kind of happiness, leaving us no time to experience pain. Running around is a kind of happiness, allowing us to truly feel life. Tiredness It is a kind of enjoyment that makes us have no time and emptiness. May your life be colorful and happy forever! TOP29 In Africa, when a gazelle wakes up every morning, he knows that he must run faster than the fastest lion, otherwise he will be eaten. When the lion wakes up every morning, he knows that he must catch up with the slowest gazelle, otherwise he will starve to death. Whether you are a lion or a gazelle, when the sun rises, you'd better start running TOP30 Ren Yingying taught Linghu Chong to play the piano, and later she fell in love with Linghu Chong; Yue Lingshan taught Lin Pingzhi martial arts, and later she fell in love with Lin Pingzhi; Xiaolong The woman taught Yang Guo martial arts, and later she fell in love with Yang Guo; the old naughty boy taught Ying Gu martial arts, and later he fell in love with Ying Gu; but why didn't any of the female teachers or female assistants who taught me fall in love with me? TOP31 I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like siblings. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for 19 years! TOP32 The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, he may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel - my mother said, it is a birdman TOP33 Loving someone is when you dial the phone, you suddenly don’t know what to say, it turns out I just wanted to hear that familiar voice, but it turned out that what I really wanted to pull was just a string deep in my heart. TOP34 If a tiger doesn't show its power, you think I'm Hello Kitty! If the little donkey doesn't show off his power, you think I'm Snoopy! TOP35 Being pregnant is like being pregnant, you can only see it after a long time. TOP36 Get a bottle of 82-year-old mineral water. TOP37 Mistakes are temporary regrets, but missing out is eternal regrets! TOP38 When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up, but when I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me... TOP39 When you fall, get up and cry again~~~ TOP40 First couplet: Reminiscing about the past, Red rice, pumpkin soup, one wife, and a bunch of kids. Second line: Look at the present day, white rice, tortoise soup, one kid, a bunch of wives TOP41 The most tiring thing in the world is to watch your heart break, and still You have to glue it up yourself TOP42 The career belongs to the country, the honor belongs to the unit, the results belong to the leader, the salary belongs to the wife, the property belongs to the children, and the mistakes belong to you TOP43 Above the bachelor's degree is the master's degree, after the master's degree is the doctor's degree, and after the doctor's degree There are also postdocs. What about the postdocs? If you are brave enough and study for another two years, you will be a warrior. If you study for another five years, you will be a strong man. If you study for another seven years, you will be a martyr. What happens after you become a martyr? The Ministry of Education will launch Saint Seiyas. After 2 years of study, they will be bronze, after 5 years, they will be silver, and after 7 years, they will be gold. Girls who are willing to continue studying after graduation have a chance to pass the Athena exam! ! ! TOP44 Good love is when you see the world through a man, bad love is when you give up the world for one person TOP45 Today you wake up, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and there is a will next to it: I struggled all night, you His thick skin makes me shameless to live in this world. Lord! Forgive him, I committed suicide! TOP46 Are you bored at work? Just toss a coin and play, go online if it's heads, go to sleep if it's tails, work if it's upright, work hard if it's tilted, apply for overtime if it falls to pieces, if two coins fall, throw it every day! TOP47 Comrades: Don’t speculate in stocks. The risk is too great. It’s safest to make tofu! When it is hard, it is dried tofu, when it is thin, it is tofu brain, when it is thin, it is tofu skin, when it is not cooked, it is soy milk, and when it stinks, it is stinky tofu! It's a sure profit and not a loss. TOP48 I couldn't outrun that BMW after all. I could only watch it fly away in the sunset. It wasn't that my engine was bad, but that the chain of my car fell off. TOP49 Notice: In autumn these days The cold has arrived, comrades, please do a good job of defense. Those who have a husband hug their husbands, those who have a wife hug their wives, those who don’t have a thermos bottle, please hug a gas tank (be sure to light it). Please do not hug chickens, ducks and other animals to prevent bird flu. Fly south when it's time to fly south, moult when it's time to moult, and hibernate if it really doesn't work. TOP50 Being impulsive means you are still passionate about life. Being impulsive means you still don't understand