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Classic quotations from Tang priest
Guanyin: the Monkey King, you beast, you promised the Tathagata to escort your master Tang Sanzang to fetch the Western Classics, but you colluded with Niu Wangmo to eat your master. Do you know that you have committed a heinous crime?

The Monkey King: Cut the crap! You chased me for three days and nights, and I won't kill you because you are a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you!

Tang Priest: Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?

Wukong: Wow! Don't make noise!

Tang Priest: You scared me again!

Guanyin: You are not afraid of me. Why do you want to hurt Xia Zixian's daughter and rob her moonlight box? Don't you just want to avoid me?

Wukong: Since I can't hide, I'll fight you to the death!

(Wukong casually throws a box of moonlight and hits the Tang Priest on the head. )

Tang Priest: What?

They were about to start work when suddenly ...

Tang Priest: Alas! Don't be angry, everyone. Anger will offend you! Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around. So much rubbish ... look, before I finished, you threw the stick away again! Moonlight box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. Alas, what should I do if I hit the child? Even if you don't hit the children, it's wrong to hit those flowers and plants!

(Wukong grabs the Moonlight Box in Tang Priest's hand)

Tang Priest: What?

Wukong: Let go!

Tang Priest: Do you want it? Wukong, you can say it if you want. How do I know you want it if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ......

Wukong: I am Kao!

(Wukong punches down the Tang Priest. )

Guanyin: Huh? The Monkey King!

Wukong: Did everyone see it? This guy talks about his mother-in-law all day long, as if there is a fly, hum ... sorry, not one, but a group of flies around you, hum ... hmm ... flying into your ear. Help! Help!

(Wukong falls to the ground and rolls around in great pain. )

Wukong: So I caught the fly, crushed its stomach, pulled out its intestines, and then grabbed its neck with its intestines and pulled it hard, heh! The whole tongue is sticking out! I'll start over and wow-! The whole world is clean. Now everyone understands why I killed him!