Complete works of funny jingles

The jingle is loved by people because of its catchy, popular and easy to remember, and has a wide range of uses. The following is my funny jingle. Let's have a look.

Funny jingle excerpt

1. Lan is a female coach and Lu is a male coach. Coach Lan is not a male coach, and coach Lu is not a female coach. Lan Nan is the main force of men's basketball team, and Lv Nan is the main force of women's basketball team. Lu trained Lan Nan in the men's basketball team and Lan Nan in the women's basketball team.

2, progress, progress every day; Into the finance department, asking for money every day; Into the logistics department, find the way every day; Into the sales department, when walking every day; Enter the production department and catch up with the progress every day; Into the technical department, busy painting every day.

3, the troubles of small staff: in a bad mood, make you cry; If the customer is not satisfied, you will suffer; If the superior comes to check, you will suffer; Ask for gold at the end of the year and give you chicken ribs.

4, beautiful sister, you are the most beautiful, big eyes, eyebrows, two sharp crescent moons, a beard is so charming. It's a sheep girl from a distance, and it's you from a close look. The sheep you see are very happy!

5, born twice at a time, fall in love to see the quantity; Walk by the roadside three times and four times, and go in and out hand in hand five times; Six times, seven times, a hug, eight times I feel very happy; Nine generations under one roof, ten new lovers become strangers; Young men and women should be cautious and enjoy blessings when they fall in love and get married.

6. Find some leisure, find some time, hug your lover and go shopping; The jewelry in the shopping mall is crystal clear here, and the clothes look good when you turn around there. The money in the bag is a bit shabby, and it is just to attract attention.

7. East-west road, criss-crossing, bumping into people biting dogs on the road, picking up the dog's head and hitting bricks, and being bitten by bricks. It is right to tell the truth by turning right from wrong. I know my heart, I wish you happiness every day!

8, a dish of peanuts with wine, two glasses of small wine appetizing, three or two friends get together, four people rub hemp is not tired, all corners of the country, inside, all seven or eight elements, Sanqiu time in September, very delicious.

9. Everyone who loves is heartbroken, and everything is unlucky. I felt ashamed, like soot on the ground, but I was helpless. I fell asleep and woke up drunk. Unexpectedly, half of the legs of the bed have not collapsed enough, just sitting in a screwdriver, damn it! My thigh!

10, it is said that the king next door, the remote northern wilderness, came with a wolf. When he saw a man, he was very flustered. When he saw a woman, his heart was pounding. When he saw an old man, he asked for sugar. When he saw a child, he robbed the money. Out of curiosity, he looked in. Oh, my God! It is you!

1 1, fancy wine is available every day, and the whole glass of beer is drunk; If you are strong, you will have a strong hand, and you will not leave until you are completely defeated; After three rounds of wine, the mood is flying and there is no one to help the wall; A heartbroken dream, wake up to see a toilet!

12, women's fear: first, fear of old age, second, fear of big waistline, third, fear of no pocket money, fourth, fear of outdated clothes, fifth, fear of children not coming home in bars, and finally, fear: husband's heart is too flowery.

13, a person sitting in a lovesick chair, holding a lovesick pen, looking at the lovesick moon, thinking about you, writing a lovesick letter, saying a lovesick word, and bursting into tears. I'm thinking about you!

14, playing cards shows that you have brains, you are good at playing cards, you have clear thinking, you are good at playing cards, you know the economy, you are not afraid of being bombed, you are courageous, you are unknown when you win, you are shrewd, you do not surrender when you lose, and you have a strong sense of competition.

15, touch the little girl's hand and imitate back to ten; Touching my lover's hand, a warm current came to my heart; Touching my sister-in-law's hand, I only hate holding the wrong hand; Touching a wife's hand is like touching her right hand with her left hand.

Recommend funny jingles

1, examination room scenery, thousands of miles of letters floating, Wan Li glance; Looking inside and outside the examination room, it's wonderful, whispering, better gestures, and everyone is taller than anyone else; Be worthy of the pride of the times and make new moves; The past is the past, counting cheating experts, but also looking at the present.

2, obviously I am strong, but I am fat and look like a big fat pig from a distance; Obviously, I am handsome, and I often call me ugly. The worse I say, no one loves me. Being a man is really helpless, which makes me unloved now!

3, you pout when you eat, walk with your legs crossed, sleep and drool. You usually brag, which scares people during the day and scares people at night! Fortunately, I am extremely smart and see the beauty in your heart through my appearance!

Nowadays, if you have money, you can see the clouds. If you have no money, you deserve it. Your wife doesn't love you. Raising a son, the work unit is awkward, and the fair-weather friends don't bring it. In this money age, if you lose your masculinity, you might as well jump into the sea and come back later!

5. You are the wind, I am the sand, I am Ye Er, you are the flower, and others are praising you. Without you, I would go to the bar and climb on the floor drunk, thinking about you, and the sky would fall. When I get drunk, I will go to the street and be sent home by my uncle!

2 1, it's really hard to go to work, so I want to go dancing. I'm really tired at work. I even want to sleep in my dream. Careless work, waiting for criticism. Going to work is really annoying. I really want to go out to play. It's really hard to go to work. All because I have no money!

22. When there is smoke, enjoy music with wine; Next to it, a ballroom for washing feet and resting; Drive rickshaws into houses to play mahjong; Wild flowers are more fragrant than flowers at home, so you can borrow them after you spend your foreign debt. The police car is in hot pursuit and its mouth is locked.

Funny jingles with you

1. Apples are delicious, but trees are hard to grow. Love is hard to talk about. No one loves you when you are young. Take time to fall in love. Flowers will bloom next year, and time will never return. Wish you a peach blossom this year.

2. Pink wall phoenix, the phoenix painted on the pink wall. Red phoenix powder phoenix, red pink phoenix flower phoenix. Red Phoenix, Yellow Phoenix, Pink Phoenix, Pink Phoenix, Pollen Phoenix.

3. Hello, everyone! Hello everyone! Meeting and drinking are indispensable! If you don't drink, I won't drink. Where shall I put the wine? You are not drunk, I am not drunk, who will sleep on the road?

4, be a man, don't be too pretentious, you will get hurt sooner or later; Don't be too slippery, you will be hit sooner or later; Don't be too bad, you will be kicked sooner or later; Don't expose your shortcomings, you will be shoveled sooner or later; Don't be too wicked, there is a sky; Don't be afraid of pain, you will enjoy happiness sooner or later; No, just one.

I'm good

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The above is about why two sheep quarrel and are heartbroken, and about the sharing of heartbroken people. After reading it, I hope it will help everyone!