Cats don’t eat fish - Fake elegance·Cats catch mice-Ancestor craftsmanship·Cats catch mice and dogs watch the door-Everyone keeps his/her duty (metaphorical thing, everyone has their own responsibilities)· The cat drills the dog's hole - easy to pass · The owl sings - strange sounds and tunes · The cat catches the mouse and the dog watches the door - . Everyone should keep their duties. Cats don’t eat salted fish - pretending to be serious; pretending to be serious. Drawing the word "王" on the cat’s forehead - a tiger’s head and a tiger’s brain. The cat covers his shit - dealing with errands. The cat steps over the oil bottle cap - it’s all in vain. The cat steals food and the dog gets beaten. - Innocent suffer·The cat washes his face - Sweep it away·The cat scratches his heart-Uncomfortable·The cat teaches the tiger-Leave one hand·The cat's mouth and tail-eats itself; bites itself·The cat climbs the treetop-reaches the top·The cat and mouse make friends- Not trustworthy; no one believes it; unbelievable·Cat licking dog’s nose - asking for trouble; asking for trouble·Owl hooting—name (woo) sound is bad; name (call) sound is bad·Loach in the cat’s nest-can’t keep it ; It’s hard to stay for a long time. The cat’s paw reaches into the fish pond - he wants to catch a handful; he wants to catch a handful. The mouse in the cat’s mouth - doesn’t run away; it can’t run away. The cat eats chicken intestines - the more it pulls, the longer it gets. The cat teaches his disciples - keep a hand for himself. The cat and mouse Making friends - Unbelievable · Cat's Eyes - Changes three times a day · Cat's hole waiting for the mouse - Can't take his eyes off
"When my cat and I are playing, who enjoys it the most, me or the cat? "
"Cats are better than people. They don't care about the passage of time. They have no concept of death because there are no theists to teach them. They don't need any rituals before they die, and they don't leave any wills. Fighting for people's property. The first time cats heard about death was when they died. "
"Cats cannot be trained. Cats can only train people to walk in front of the refrigerator. If a cat comes to the door and screams, you have to let them out obediently."
"Cats will recognize their food, but dogs will not. "The cat only sucks on its mother's fixed nipple, but the dog sucks randomly and doesn't know which nipple it is."
"Cat owners often ask fire department personnel to climb up the ladder and catch the cat in the tree. It is unnecessary. The cat will definitely come down on its own without any problems. The strongest evidence is that no one has ever found the bones of a dead cat on a tree branch."
"Dogs can only be walked on a lead, and cats can only be walked on a lead. Well, you can go for a walk with it. Cats always walk in front of people. They don’t want others to think that they are just followers. Moreover, cats don’t have the bad habit of peeing while walking.”
“A cat glances at it. It knows whether you like it or not. The problem is, it doesn't care at all.
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