I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.
If you persist, you will suffocate your heart. Don't squeeze hard, exercise.
Don't mess with my sister, I have a secret weapon: fan you, fan you, fan you.
4. Eat what I want; Being thin is what I want, and I can't have both. I'll go.
Don't live like underwear, no one will find you.
6. The road is your own step by step, more or less by yourself!
7. I can't leave my mind, I can't go back to the past. I was abandoned by you.
8. Do you know what humor is? Humor is the impulse to laugh when you cry.
9. Humans, people are tired when they are alive, otherwise how can they be called human beings!
10. A person has two me, one is awake in the dark and the other is sleeping in the light.
1 1. You said it was a brief encounter, but I said I didn't love you because I was brave enough.
12. You say you don't love me, then I will say you love me at your door every day.
13. I thought Oreo was getting smaller, but I got bigger.
14. I have no time to hate those who hate me, because I am busy loving those who love me.
15. Five words have floated across the sky. Your sister is coming to work. It's okay. It's okay. It will be finished in seven days.
16. There are no unqualified students, only unqualified parents.
17. I don't know what charm is, but it always surrounds me.
18. After drinking Youlemei milk tea so many times, I didn't see Jay Chou ask me who I was.
19. If you dare to mess with me, I will bless you with a daughter all your life!
20. Failure is the mother of success, pride is the mother of failure, and pride is the grandmother of success.
2 1. Whether you go to school or not, the school is there and starts on time.
22. In the future, I will marry Xia. My son's name is Xia. I'll see which teacher calls my son's name in class.
I thought friendship would last, but I forgot that time is always ruthless.
24. Tie your hair, put on slippers, big underpants and vest, and walk smartly.
25. There is too much computer play, so every newspaper should be copied and pasted.
26. I have a pinch of the flowers of the motherland. The pillars of the motherland, I saw one cut down.
27. Domestic dramas love to go, Korean dramas cry, and American dramas come up.
28. Make the gods cry, I am a peerless person.
29. dust to dust, soil to soil, look back and say goodbye to 250.
30. Never argue with a bitch. If you lose, the bitch is worse. If you win, you are a bitch.
3 1. All quarrels that don't aim at breaking up are to show love.
32. Your parents must be brothers and sisters to give birth to such wonderful things.
33. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am at Sina and you are there.
34. Men can't wait, but they often say "I will wait for you all my life". Women can't wait, but they have waited all their lives.
35. I heard that you were not doing well, so I sat at the door all day and had a good time.
36. Mr. Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand the darkness of my day.
37. It was because I saw it too thoroughly that I began to live badly.
38. You lived in my heart when you were thin, and then you got stuck when you got fat.
The doctor told me to do more photosynthesis and not to stay up late.
40. You are so shameless and heartless, and your weight should be very light.
4 1. Never let go of what should be cherished and never keep what should be abandoned.
42. If you want to live in my heart, can you afford the rent?
43. When I was a child, I was very confused. When I grow up, it is better to study in Tsinghua or Peking University. Now I know how to worry.
44. If you could see through me, I would have been riddled with holes.
45. The biggest pain in the world is a couple flirting in front of you by car.
46. The exam, why the exam, fucking killed so many people.
47. I won't compete with an idiot, so others won't know which one is an idiot.
48. If I pass your grave, I will clap my hands for you.
49. Exposing half a share doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is small.
50. You say you are snobbish and I say you are nearsighted.
5 1. I have no charming appearance, but I have a heart that loves you. It's up to you.
52. Looking back, the fans died in thousands of troops, and looking back, they scared the millions of bears.
53. Don't think that men can be playboys. Remember, man, we women can be playboys!
54. Living in this fucked-up age, we should hold a fucked-up attitude.
55. Even if your hormones break out, you can't spray them with your mouth!
56. Being in a daze, well done, is called deep. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.
It's not my fault to steal food, but my mouth is really lonely.
58. You feed me and eat hard! Nobody wants you when you are fat. You are mine and I want you.
59. I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a messy room hero.
60. If you step on a banana peel and slip, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.