Four humorous stories of celebrities 1 1. A fledgling writer invited Chaplin to read his screenplay. After reading his script carefully, Chaplin shook his head and said, "You can't write such a thing until I am famous. At this time, you must write it well."

2. One day, Mark Twain received a letter from a young man who just started learning to write. The letter said: "I heard that fish bones contain a lot of phosphorus, which is good for the brain." So if you want to be a writer, you must eat a lot of fish, right? Did you eat a lot of fish? What kind of fish do you eat? "

Mark Twain told him in his reply: "It seems that you have to eat a pair of whales."

3. One day, a young man came to an editorial office and showed his plagiarized works to the editor. After reading it, the editor asked him, "Did you write this novel yourself?"

"I wrote it myself. I conceived it for a month and sat for two days before writing it! What a bitter writing! "

"Ah, great Chekhov, when did you come back to life!"

After listening to the editor, the young man left the editing room with a full face of shame.

4./kloc-There was a famous Italian composer Rossini in the 0/9th century. Once, a composer came to Rossini for advice with a patchwork of musical manuscripts. Rossini kept taking off his hat during the performance.

The composer asked, "Is it too hot in the room?"

Rossini replied: "No, I have the habit of taking off my hat when I meet acquaintances. I met so many acquaintances in your music that I had to take off my hat again and again. "

Eugene O 'Neill is the founder and the most important representative of modern American drama, which has a far-reaching influence on modern and contemporary American drama. 1936, O 'Neill won the Nobel Prize in Literature. He doesn't like being famous, so he doesn't want to go to Stockholm to receive the prize.

O 'Neill loves to drink and often gets drunk. On the wedding night, he drank himself unconscious again. When he woke up the next morning, he found a woman lying beside him. "Who are you?" "You married me last night." The new wife was very surprised.

Four humorous stories of celebrities Pushkin was not famous when he was young. Once, he attended a duke's party in Petersburg. He invited a beautiful young aristocratic lady to dance. The lady gave Pushkin an arrogant look and said coldly, "I can't dance with a child." Pushkin was not angry and smiled and said, "I'm sorry! Dear young lady, I didn't know you were pregnant. " With that, he bowed politely and left the ballroom.

There are humorous stories of four famous people. On one occasion, the crowd surrounded Einstein's home from Germany to the United States and asked him to explain his "theory of relativity" clearly in "the simplest words".

At that time, it was said that only a few scientists in the world could understand his work on relativity.

Einstein walked out of the house and said to everyone, "For example, you and your closest relatives are sitting by the fire. An hour has passed, and you feel like it's only been five minutes! " ! On the other hand, you only sat by the hot stove for five minutes, but you seemed to sit for an hour. Well, this is the theory of relativity! "

Ronald Reagan, the former president of the United States, was shot and seriously injured at the beginning of his term of office. The bullet entered his chest and his life was dying.

At the critical moment, Reagan's first words to his visiting wife turned out to be:

"Honey, I forgot to avoid it."

The American people know that the president can still keep a sense of humor in the case of serious injuries, and his recovery is just around the corner. His humor stabilized the unrest that might be caused by the injury.

It doesn't matter whether what happened is good or bad, what matters is from which angle.

One night, Washington was chatting with some guests sitting by the fireplace. Because the fireplace behind him burned too brightly, Washington felt it was too hot, so he turned around and sat down facing the fireplace. A guest here joked, "My general, you should boycott the war. How can you be afraid of war? "

Washington smiled and replied, "You are wrong. As a general, I should face the war and accept the challenge. If I use my back to face the war, wouldn't it be that the defeated soldiers fled when they got cold feet? "

Mark Twain once stayed in a hotel and was told in advance that mosquitoes were particularly fierce here.

When he checked in at the reception desk, a mosquito just flew in.

Mark Twain said to the waiter, "I heard that mosquitoes in your area are very smart. Sure enough, they will come to see my room number in advance, so that they can check the number and have a full meal at night. "

The waiter couldn't help laughing after listening.

As a result, Mark Twain slept well that night, because the waiter also remembered the room number and went into the room in advance to do mosquito prevention work.

Eight Humorous Stories of Celebrities Mandela once gave a speech at an important conference attended by all African countries. Because of his age, he accidentally messed up the pages of his speech. This was originally an embarrassing thing, but Mandela said something unusual:

While sorting out his speech, he said humorously, "You have to forgive an old man for messing up the pages of his speech, but I know that a president here once messed up his speech, but unlike me, he didn't find it. Keep reading."

The venue suddenly burst into prolonged applause, and the embarrassment caused by the interruption of the speech disappeared instantly.

At the end of the speech, Mandela was humorous again. He said: "I thank the General Assembly for awarding me the Kama Medal. I'm retired at home now. If one day I have no money, I will take it to the street to sell. I know someone here will definitely pay a lot of money for it. He is our President Mbeki. "

Mbeki and all the people present were moved by Mandela's humor. They stood up and applauded Mandela and watched the funny old man leave.

British writer Mao Mu received an interesting letter from a female reader at the age of 80. The writer is a young woman. In the letter, she wrote, "I read your work and think you must be a great lover and want to love you very much." Later, I looked up the celebrity dictionary and found that you were older than my grandfather, so I had to give up the idea. " Therefore, Mao Mu later said that love is by no means spiritual, but inseparable from the body.

3, Chinese and foreign celebrity humorous stories-"Montgomery" four famous humorous stories 10 Dali and Phillips are a pair of "post-90 s" couples. The young couple both feel that they are better than Fang, so they like quarreling very much.

On this day, the young couple quarreled and talked about celebrities. Da Li said, "Since you are knowledgeable, you must know sam walton?" Phillips one leng: "what a mess? Who is he? I have no idea. " Da Li smiled proudly: "Even sam walton doesn't know, he is the founder of Wal-Mart!" Phillips was unconvinced: "Do I have to ask the boss's name when I go to the supermarket to buy things?"

Dali was speechless, thought for a moment, and then asked, "Does ostrovsky always know?" Phillips was annoyed: "Can you stop talking about foreign countries? Are there no celebrities in China? " Really! ""My rich family, he is the author of How Steel was Tempered. " Dali sighed and said, "Well, I'll ask the one in China. "

Dali thought for a moment and asked, "Have you ever heard of Wei Qing?"

Phillips said, "Would you please make it clear? Which one? Which q and qěng? " Dali showed a disdainful expression: "Are the words' health' and' green' in' Castle Peak' clear enough?" Phillips pondered for a long time and said to himself, "Wei Qing? I have never seen this name on the news! " Dali laughed and said, "Who said that in the Western Han Dynasty, his exposure was so high that even three-year-olds knew his name?" Phillips was ashamed and annoyed: "I don't like history. How can we know the ancients? Can't you say something modern? "

Da Li seems to have won the battle: "Good! Then I'll say a modern one. Does the Rongguotuan know? " Phillips a listen to, immediately in stitches. Dali is puzzled: "You haven't answered my question yet? What are you laughing at? " Phillips gloated: "I please, if you don't understand, you won't understand." Why pretend to understand? " Dali is even more puzzled: "Where can I pretend to understand?"

Phillips immediately raised his voice by eight degrees: "That young lady will correct it for you. His name is not Rong Guotuan, but Leslie Cheung. He used to be my idol, but he will live in my heart forever ... "

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