The humorous sentence 1 1 describing heat is too hot to stop!
2. I can finally steam a sauna for free.
3. Buy a mat and sleep as an electric blanket!
I don't want to go out, it's very hot.
There is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue.
6. It's not childish to hit you! It's very hot! !
7. Why does this mat feel like an electric blanket?
When two strangers smile at each other, they become familiar.
9. It's very hot here today. Be agitated.
10, my sister's hair scraped my face on the bus.
1 1. In summer, poisonous and hot sunshine erodes unhealed wounds.
12, it's so hot, eat a cold dish while it's hot!
13, it took an hour to put on makeup, and I opened the door without makeup.
14, the table is too hot, mahjong has just been coded, and it is actually burnt.
15, the weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.
16, although I didn't do anything, I was still sweating.
17, this mat, you must be a spy sent by the electric blanket.
18, going out to eat at noon is really a difference between life and death!
19, in the current weather, instant noodles can be soaked directly in tap water!
If it becomes so hot, it won't be broken. The wings have melted!
2 1, the sun is irritating, and I can't wait to enjoy the cool under the tree.
22. Our cornfield has almost become a popcorn field.
23. I just met a stranger in the street and suddenly became an acquaintance!
24. Girls, if you meet a boy with air conditioning at home, get married.
Nu Wa said that she regretted it. Why didn't she cover the sun last time?
26, mix a cold dish, you have to eat quickly, or it will become spicy soon!
27. Showing love is not shameful. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.
28. People who can be invited out in such a hot day are friends of life and death.
29. Choosing a university doesn't care if it's the key, there is no air conditioning anyway!
30. All the beggars who wrote chalk on their knees and pretended to be sick left.
3 1, I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know any of them.
32. The porcelain-touching industry, which was most affected by high temperature, was completely shut down!
33. The sun is scorching the earth, and cicadas are not far away.
34. I saw a coin on the road. I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up because I was afraid of being burned.
35. Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, and order the pot.
36. Go out for 5 minutes and sweat for 2 hours. I'm just a handful of cumin from the barbecue.
It's so hot that it seems that a spark will cause an explosion.
When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless.
39. My body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.
40, the weather is too hot, burning like a raging fire, making people breathless.
4 1. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.
42, the weather is too hot, just met a stranger on the road, smiled at each other, and became familiar.
43. The weather is very hot, I have a lot of homework, and I feel anxious and don't want to do anything.
44. It's so hot that it's more comfortable to see you than to dig a watermelon and eat it with a ticket!
45. I accidentally dropped a piece of paper money, didn't pick it up, and found it. It hurts to watch it.
46. No matter how hot it is at night, I will cover myself with a quilt. Maybe it will make me feel safe.
47. I saw a dollar on the road today, but I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up, for fear of burning myself!
48. The weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.
Humorous sentence 2 1. It's so hot this summer that people walk in the street as if they were in a steam bath.
2, the weather is too hot, I don't want to go out for dinner, so I have to book a hungry stomach in the dormitory. I'm not lazy.
3. It's very hot in summer, and the birds don't know where to hide; Plants and trees hang their heads; The puppy was so hot that it stuck out its tongue and kept panting.
Recently, people all over the country are mourning for a guy named Hot. No one has seen him, but everyone knows it's spicy!
There is neither cloud nor wind in the air. All the trees stood there listlessly in the hot sun overhead.
6. The sun is like a fireball of the boss, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.
7. Summer comes so fast that people deeply realize what extreme heat is within a few days.
8. The willows in the street look sick. The leaves were covered with dust and rolled around the branches, and the branches did not move. There is white light on the road, and the vendors dare not shout. The plexiglass signboard at the door of the store seems to have been sunburned.
9. There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show the air conditioner. ...
10, the puppy was so hot that it stuck out its tongue and gasped.
1 1. Early in the morning, cicadas cried loudly to tell people that another hot day had begun.
12, summer is the season of fruit. I will send you a basket of fruits: peace, orange fragrance, happiness, persimmon success, nuclear family happiness, and plum trouble!
13, Empress Dowager: I think it's better to change the flat peach banquet into a water-splashing festival, so that everyone can cool off.
14, when I put a coin into the wish pool, a lovely elf asked me what wish I wanted, and I said to him, please take care of this information reader for me, never be depressed, always be happy! It's hot, pay attention to your health!
15, I work in the field. People always think I'm a star, and they always call me "field fever".
3 1. It took an hour to put on makeup and opened the door without makeup.
2. The cannibal leader came to the amusement park and saw people playing on the carousel. He was overjoyed: hey! Rotary sushi! The chief came to Gulangyu and saw a sea of people. He was overjoyed: yo! Cook the meat! The chief came to Hangzhou and saw a man fall down. He was overjoyed: yo! Teppanyaki!
3. Are you asleep? I sent mosquitoes to bite you; Do you like spicy food? I send flies to bother you; You forgot me? I let bees get into your stomach. Bajie, when you come back from the scriptures, you should always contact me, or you won't be disturbed by your eldest brother again!
4, women tangled in summer: wearing exposed sweat makeup. What is tangled in winter is that it is too cold to show my thighs ... what should I do?
5, summer is coming, the weather is hot, there are more girls, glistening thighs! However, although girls nowadays dress more dangerously than one, they look safer than one. ...
6. The weather is a bit sultry, and the outdoor temperature has been very high. Seeing that you don't like going out, I'll give you a summer gift. Solve your loneliness, harass it from time to time, and let you know my' missing'. The gift is a mosquito, don't be too moved!
Let's stay at home. We can fry eggs on the sidewalk.
8. Wash your face, comb your hair, apply some rouge powder, and then pick up "three volts".
9. I saw a coin on the road. I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up because I was afraid of being burned.
10, it's not shameful to show love these days. The most shameful thing is to show the air conditioner. ...
1 1. It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into a stage of complete bankruptcy.
12, I usually don't send messages, but I only send creative messages when I want to! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.
13, give you a saqima, and happiness will take you as a target; Give you a piece of soft bread and your troubles will disappear; Give you a glass of orange granules, knock on the door happily every day and give you a glass of wine. Good luck will be your watchdog!
14, the summer heat occurs every year. Fan asks, why is the temperature so high this summer? Prevent heatstroke, have more leisure and keep your heart. People have joys and sorrows, and there are four seasons that are cold and warm. Hope good friends, happy years are sweet!
15. Yesterday afternoon, it was hot in Lanzhou, Gansu. After a few hours of shopping with his girlfriend, a young man suddenly fainted to the ground and was unconscious. My girlfriend was frightened, so she called 120 to send her boyfriend to the hospital for emergency treatment. The doctor said it was nothing serious, just heatstroke.
16, djinn: Too big is not good. The sun is just above my head. I am more masculine than anyone else.
17, the recent high temperature persists, and I suffer from the heat every day. Please take care of yourself, don't be too tired at work, eat more fruits during the day, sleep at night, and don't get angry when something happens. It is precious to nourish your heart and protect your lungs. You and I know each other as friends. The above reminder is free!
18, in this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!
19, the sun shines on you, and the darkness is far away from you; Smile blooms on you, and troubles ignore you; Happy with you, not lonely with you; Happiness surrounds you, and fatigue won't bother you. I wish you a regular life and good health every day! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
20. The hot summer is unbearable, so I will teach you a strange way to cool off the heat: when the sun is in the sky at noon, exercise hard in the open space without shelter, and once you get heatstroke, you can cool off the heat. This is called fighting poison with poison and attacking "summer" with "summer".
2 1, I am your weather forecast. I will send you cool when it is hot, and warm you when it is cold, just because you are my best friend, and your concern is always by my side. I wish you peace and happiness!
22, the weather is hot, send you popsicles, love is cool; It's cold, give you a stove, love in the warmth; If you are sick, give you pills, love is taking care of you; Lonely, I miss you, I love you in my mind. Love you for a long time.
23. Taking the bus in summer hates people who wear short skirts and cross their legs to reveal her lace underwear. Whenever I see these people, I always stare at them with angry eyes, indicating that I am angry!
24, the weather is too hot! Bought a basket of eggs and turned into a chicken when I got home! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept! The car doesn't need to be ignited, and it will catch fire! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!
25. Gently, the wind is blowing; Moisturize, friendship nourishes; Gorgeous, full of flowers; Strong, friendship is sublimation; Really, my thoughts are flying; Warm, friends are greeting: May you be happy and worry-free! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
26. Look! Clouds will always drift farther and farther, stars will always flash, flowers will always smile, waves will always turn over, friends will always miss them occasionally, blessings will always be missed on time, and little idiots will always read them patiently!
27. Tie Guai Li: What medicine is sold in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.
28, the rhyme of Xia Feng, send you good luck, the sound of summer rain, I wish you physical and mental health, the beauty of summer flowers, happiness like water. The hot summer is here, I wish you a happy summer! Remember to forward it!
29. The high temperature in summer made me thoroughly understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently!
30. I bought eggs and turned them into chickens! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket! The car didn't light itself! Meet strangers, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot, and the mahjong is burnt as soon as it is finished! Pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling in hot weather!