Behind every successful man, there is a woman and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. --Bernard Shaw

Behind every successful man, there is a woman; behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Behind every unsuccessful man there are two women. --Bernard Shaw

I was born intelligent - education ruined me. --Bernard Shaw

I was born intelligent - education ruined me. --Bernard Shaw

Practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect.so why practice? Woolen cloth? —Bernard Shaw

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? --Bernard Shaw

Some people say that we are here to help others. Others, if this is true, then may I ask, what do others do in this world? --Bernard Shaw

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. --Bernard Shaw

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. , all of them look very smart. —Bernard Shaw

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. --Bernard Shaw

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. --Bernard Shaw

One should love animals. They are so tasty. --Bernard Shaw

One should love animals. They are so tasty. —Bernard Shaw

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. --Bernard Shaw

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. --Bernard Shaw

The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise. --Bernard Shaw

The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise. Bernard Shaw

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. --Bernard Shaw

Success is a relative concept. It depends on how you look at it. It is no wonder that all successful people Treat him as a relative. Bernard Shaw

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. --Bernard Shaw

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. --Bernard Shaw

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. --Bernard Shaw

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. In a good way. --Bernard Shaw

"Work fascinates me", I can look at it for hours. --Bernard Shaw

"Work fascinates me", I can look at it for hours. Bernard Shaw

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. --Bernard Shaw

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

Bernard Shaw

The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why learn? --Bernard Shaw

The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know.

So why bother learning? Bernard Shaw