Kill the panda and I will be a national treasure!

3. How to lose weight if you are not full?

4. Get up and cry when you fall ~ ~ ~

I'm sorry to make you laugh.

6. It's not that I don't laugh, but I lose my powder when I laugh!

7. Keep a low profile! It's the best b show! !

I can resist anything but temptation.

9. I light a cigarette, but I smoke lonely.

10. People are not smart and bald like others.

1 1. If you want to make chopsticks, you won't be lonely!

12. I don't even believe in punctuation.

13. I not only have a car, but also do it myself.

14. Don't call me a playboy if you can't tie my heart!

15. It's disgusting to miss you so much that you can't eat!

16. Chopin of Niu B can't play the sadness of Lao Zi!

17. Don't call me if you have nothing to do, let alone something!

18. Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

19. Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

20. I like you so much that you will die if you like me? ,

2 1. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

22. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

23. Count the stars with me. If your IQ is low, count the moon!

24. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true? !

When you hold your hand, you will know that your child is ugly and your face is covered with tears. If you don't go, I will.

26. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

27. Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

28. cherish your life. If God keeps you alive, you must have his plan.

29. The iron cock will leave some rust. You are a stainless steel cock!

30. The most attractive person is Master Kong, who is beaten by thousands of people every day.

3 1. I won't leave you here, but I have my own place. I won't leave you anywhere and go home to do housework.

I admire myself so much that sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

33. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the farther I am from the Buddha.

35. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

36. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!

38. If you choose 45 to look up at others, don't blame others for looking down on you at 135.

I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

40. Why do I always feel unhappy? Is it because I wasn't at home when I was chasing Happyness?

4 1. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

42. People never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

43. Love, just say it out loud, because you never know which will come first, tomorrow or accident!

44. You can never see my loneliest time, because when I can't see you, it's my loneliest time!

45. I feel bad today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I've had enough.

46. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to eat in every place for a lifetime.

47. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in too many chefs for more than 20 years!

48. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

49. If I win10 million, I will buy 30 houses and rent them to others, and collect the rent once a day. Wow, Kaka ~ ~ It's full!

50. Love is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from Metamorphosis, and the lower part is taken from Metamorphosis.

5 1. The so-called beauty, three points of looks, seven points of dressing, the so-called temperament, three points of talent, seven points of pretending, the so-called gentleness, three points of tolerance and seven points of depression.

52. Where did the girl get so many white horses? Find a donkey to make do, don't wait until one day all the donkeys are taken away, leaving a pile of mules. ...

53. After several decades, we will meet again and send them to the crematorium. All of them will be burned to ashes, one for you and one for me, and all of them will be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

54. The most touching thing my father said: study hard, son. Dad used to play mahjong 10 yuan, but now he plays mahjong 10 yuan for your study.

55. Comrades: Don't speculate in stocks. It's too risky Tofu is the safest! Tofu is dry and hard, tofu brain is thin, tofu skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu stinks! Don't lose!

Feng Gong's 55 humorous classic quotations

1 girl! Where are so many white horses? Find a donkey to make do, don't wait until one day all the donkeys are taken away, leaving a pile of mules. ...

The so-called beauty, three points of appearance and seven points of dressing up, the so-called temperament, three points of talent and seven points of pretending, the so-called gentleness, three points of tolerance and seven points of depression.

If you want to make chopsticks, you won't be lonely!

I don't even believe in punctuation.

I didn't leave you here, but I have my own place. I won't leave you anywhere and go home to do housework.

The iron cock will leave some rust. You are a stainless steel cock!

Count the stars with me. If your IQ is low, count the moon!

I admire myself so much that sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people are hitting on him every day.

10 miss you so much that you can't eat. That's disgusting!

1 1 actually, I used to be quite tall, but I often took a shower and shrunk.

12 Why do I always feel unhappy? Is it because I wasn't at home when I was chasing Happyness?

13, kill the panda, I am a national treasure! Recommended attention: WeChat looking for "West Lake Reading Club"

14, don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

15, fell down, got up and cried ~ ~ ~

16, keep a low profile! It's the best b show! !

17, how to lose weight without eating?

18, sorry to make you laugh.

19, I can resist anything but temptation. ...

I not only have a car, but also rely on myself. ...

2 1, lit a cigarette and smoked loneliness. ...

22. It's not that you don't laugh. When you laugh, the powder falls off!

23, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald.

24. If you can't tie my heart, don't call me playboy!

25, Chopin of Niu B, can't play Lao Tzu's sadness!

Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

28. I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

29. Don't come to me for nothing and don't come to me for everything!

30. I like you so much that you will die if you like me? ,

3 1, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me?

32. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true? !

33. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

34, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't go, I will go.

35. Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

36. Cherish your life-if God keeps you alive, you must have a plan.

37. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

38. Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the farther I am from Buddha. ...

39. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

40. If you choose to look up at others at 45, don't blame others for looking down at you at 135.

4 1, if you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you!

I allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

43. People never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

44. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside. ...

45, love, just say it out loud, because you never know, tomorrow or accident, which comes first!

46. You can never see my loneliest time, because when I can't see you, it is my loneliest time!

47. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in too many chefs for more than 20 years!

48. I feel bad today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I've had enough.

49. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to eat in every place for a lifetime.

50. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

5 1. If I win10 million, I will buy 30 houses and rent them to others, and collect the rent once a day. Wow, Kaka ~ ~ It's full!

52. "Love" is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from Metamorphosis, and the lower part is taken from Metamorphosis.

53. Decades later, we met again and were sent to the crematorium, where they were all burned to ashes. You will have a pile, and I will have a pile, and no one knows anyone. They will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

54. What touched my dad the most: "Study hard, son. Dad used to play mahjong 10 yuan, and now he plays mahjong 10 yuan to learn from you. "

55. Comrades: Don't speculate in stocks. It's too risky Tofu is the safest! Tofu is dry and hard, tofu brain is thin, tofu skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu stinks! Don't lose!

Feng Gong's 55 classic quotations _ too classic, incisive sentences.

1 Listen or die!

Would you like to listen? Are you willing to listen or are you willing to listen? Pick it yourself, I will never force it.

Don't come to me for nothing, let alone everything!

Hello, my name is Degang Guo. Guess my name?

Who said I ate? I won't say I have eaten. I just used Chinese food!

I miss you so much!

7 Many cross talks are made up, and this is true.

I am not confident. I do these things because I want people to think that I am the best in dubbing, film and television, actor, director and screenwriter. You have to exert your comprehensive strength these days.

Listening to cross talk more shows that you are patriotic. There is a child near our home who can speak seven or eight foreign languages.

What English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslav, North Slavic, West Slavic?

Anyway, sit with Eight-Nation Alliance and scold him. Can he not repeat himself?

Tell him you listen to cross talk.

Don't go! Don't understand!

Ignoring the law, I would have killed him!

I can't understand cross talk in foreign languages!

10 love is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from Metamorphosis, and the lower part is taken from Metamorphosis.

1 1 Don't think that just because you are younger than me, you can scamper for a few more days. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!

12 White House-Newly painted pulp.

13 Jin Yong called to feed him with PHS? Hey! Shit!

14 it's not too big to watch the excitement here.

15 Yi Zhongtian is standing there in my collar shirt;

Put on my Chinese tunic suit, and I will soon become Xiaogang Feng;

Wearing my leather jacket, sprint champion Bolt;

Wearing my black vest, US President Barack Obama!

You wear my leather jacket, movie actor Ge You;

You wear my t-shirt, CCTV host Lao Bi.

Why can't the 16 men's soccer team even rush out of Asia? Because there are 1 1 women on the court.

17 give ya broken money (lucky money)

18 he doesn't even know the neighborhood, but he also considers whether there are aliens in the world!

19 Half a bottle of beer. Let's get drunk. ..

Looking at the symphony, Qian's father stood up: This grandson hasn't sawed yet. ...

I am a second-hand scientist.

Don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

My fence is very big, 20 miles on one side and the same length on four sides, a big rectangle.

At the age of 24, she became a butterfly, and Doby was flying!

The mood of aftershocks such as 25 is like the mood of lovers such as first love girls, afraid that he will not come, afraid that he will mess around.

I remember when I was in the third grade

You are in the sixth grade.

When I was in the sixth grade

We will be in the same class.

I am waiting for you.

Old Bush had a secretary named Wang Fugui.

28 care? Did I tell you? I can't do this with you!

29 people never know who casually said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

You said you would try your best to sneak into the mezzanine of the cargo ship and pick me up in a Cadillac.

You heard wrong. I mean I'll pick you up when I'm pulling the goods by truck in Xinjin, Tianjin.

3 1 After several decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. You are a pile, I am a pile, and no one knows anyone. They will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

You were eliminated by the women's football team!

The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

Go your own way and say who you want!

All 35 people came to see you. Really? You are serious. Listen.

Trust me, if I kill you. Never been beaten by a gangster.

I want to get married, I don't have any requirements .. I just want to be white ~

The next day, I came.

That hair, that's called white!

Treasure your life. If God keeps you alive, you must have his plan.

Two news, one good news and one bad news.

Which do you want to listen to first?

Not good.

The bad news is: we are lost! Can only eat cow dung! '

What's the good news?

The good news is: more cow dung!

I don't bully others, and neither do I. People who scold me always turn off the lights at night, put them on the bed, draw the curtains, sit in front of the computer, type two lines and eat three quick fixes. I'm not an artist, and I can't revitalize crosstalk, which is the common cause of crosstalk all over the world. At most, it's just a vibration, or the phone is on the table.

4 1 Never too poor to grow up, never too naive to be hit. Heroes have been out of purgatory since ancient times, and they are either rich or rich. If they break the horse and spear, they will do it!

I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

There is no place for me here, but there is a place for me. I won't leave you anywhere and go home to do housework.

When a dung truck passed by their house, it had to go out to taste salty water.

You are always dedicated to me.

How else to call a husband? Just be silly.

Look at your green face. Your father Popeye only eats spinach. ..

The iron cock will leave some rust. You are a stainless steel cock!

Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

I scolded him angrily: I'll get out of here. (anxious mouth is not neat)

What did you buy for 50 yuan?

My mother brought me eggs.

Give it to me.

I won't guess for you. Guess how many.

I think so. You give me one.

If you want to guess, I'll give you two.

Five?

5 1 I'll buy 50 good cars-Alto, Alto, Alto!

Get up with a dart and drive like a train!

Count the stars with me. If your IQ is low, count the moon!

That's it! After education, you are a rogue! ! !

54 carrying a BB cow: delicious.

Even if it's a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

Feng Gong's 55 classic quotations, this is the real humor.

Feng Gong's 55 classic quotations, this is the real humor.

1/55

Girls! Where are so many white horses? Find a donkey, don't wait until one day all the donkeys are taken away, leaving a pile of mules. ...

2/55

The so-called beauty, three points of appearance, seven points of dress; The so-called temperament, three points of talent and seven points of pretending; The so-called gentleness is three points forbearance and seven points depression.

3/55

If you want to be chopsticks in your next life, you won't be lonely!

4/55

I don't even believe in punctuation.

5/55

I won't leave you here, but I have my own place. I won't leave you anywhere and go home to do housework.

6/55

The iron cock will leave some rust. You are a stainless steel cock!

7/55

Count the stars with me. If your IQ is low, count the moon!

8/55

I admire myself so much that sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

9/55

The most attractive person is "Master Kong", and thousands of people hit on him every day.

10/55

I miss you so much that I can't eat. It's disgusting!

1 1/55

In fact, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

12/55

Why do I always feel unhappy? Is it because I wasn't at home when I was chasing Happyness?

13/55

Kill the panda and I will be a national treasure!

14/55

Don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

15/55

Fell down, got up and cried ~ ~ ~

16/55

Low-key is the most awesome b show off! !

17/55

How to lose weight if you don't have enough food?

18/55

I'm sorry to make you laugh.

19/55

I can resist everything except temptation. ...

20/55

I not only have a car, but also do it myself. ...

2 1/55

I ordered a cigarette, but I smoked loneliness.

22/55

It's not that I don't laugh, I lose my powder when I laugh!

23/55

People are not smart and bald like others.

24/55

Don't call me playboy if you can't tie my heart!

25/55

Chopin, no matter how awesome B is, it can't play out Lao Tzu's sadness!

26/55

Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

27/55

Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

28/55

I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

29/55

Don't come to me for nothing, let alone everything!

30/55

I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

3 1/55

I'm not RMB, why does everyone like me?

32/55

A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true? !

33/55

Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

34/55

Holding your hand, you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I will.

35/55

Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

36/55

Cherish life-if God keeps you alive, you must have a plan.

37/55

Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

38/55

Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the farther I am from Buddha. ...

39/55

The physical education teacher in junior high school said: whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

40/55

If you choose to look up at others at 45, don't blame others for looking down at you at 135.

4 1/55

If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!

42/55

I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

43/55

People never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

44/55

How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside. ...

45/55

Love, just say it out loud, because you never know which will come first, tomorrow or accident!

46/55

You will never see my loneliest time, because I am loneliest when I can't see you!

47/55

It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, there are too many chefs who have streaked for more than 20 years!

48/55

I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I've had enough.

49/55

The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to eat in every place for a lifetime.

50/55

Even if it's a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

5 1/55

If I win10 million, I will buy 30 houses and rent them to others, and collect the rent once a day. Wow, Kaka ~ ~ It's full!

52/55

Love is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from Metamorphosis, and the lower part is taken from Metamorphosis.

53/55

A few decades later, we met again and sent them to the crematorium. All of them were burned to ashes, one for you and one for me. No one knew anyone, and all of them were sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

54/55

The most touching thing my father said: "study hard, son." Dad used to play mahjong 10 yuan, and now he plays mahjong 10 yuan to learn from you. "

55/55

Comrades: Don't speculate in stocks. It's too risky Tofu is the safest! Tofu is dry and hard, tofu brain is thin, tofu skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu stinks! Don't lose!