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A joke about drinking.
1, wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in my heart!

It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

3, there is wine today, and you are drunk today. Don't be too tired in life!

4, wine meets bosom friends, poetry sings to people.

5. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

6, the world is drunk and awake, and they have to wait on them.

7. Men don't drink, live like dogs, walk in the world, live like eunuchs and can't make good friends.

8, spicy wine teeth, beer as tea.

9. At the critical moment, my sister offered a glass of Song He wine to my brother.

10, I didn't drink enough, and I was afraid of losing my worries. I disciplined myself not to drink.

1 1. It's raining and the ground is dry. That cup just now doesn't count.

12, only drinks, leaders don't drink.

13, men live like dogs without drinking, men live like eunuchs without smoking, women live without makeup, and women live without smoking.

14, I said I was drunk until I was eight years old, and my wife loved me until I was eight years old, but you vomited and broke up.

15, commodity economy is in great circulation, opening up and invigorating two cups.

16, Ms. Toast: I was excited and my hands were shaking. I poured a glass of wine for my leader, but he didn't drink it, which made me look ugly.

17, wine is like water in a bottle. When you drink it, you are haunted by ghosts. When you talk, your legs will slip. You get up in the middle of the night looking for water, and you regret it in the morning.

18, market economy competes, have a glass of wine quickly.

19, a thousand cups can't make friends.

20. There are too few long drinks and talents are hard to find.

2 1, wine is the essence of food, and the more you drink, the younger you get. It is a sin to drink wine as food.

22. If others don't know, unless you drink.

23, standing on two legs, drinking does not count.

24. What can't a glass of wine do? If there is, then two cups!

25. We are all bosom friends when we get together. I'll have two comfortable drinks first.

26, halfway through, promotion is still early.

27, can drink not to lose, leading the secretary.

28. Young people leave home and old people come back. I'll ask this young lady to have a drink with me.

29. What can't a glass of wine do? Two cups, if any.

30. The biggest sorrow is that I am only happy for what is in the cup, but I regret my ignorance.

3 1, emotional iron is not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

32, half a catty of improper wine, one catty of wall support, I won't go after half a catty.

33. If the road is rough, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

34. To make the guests drink well, drink well first.

35. The average woman doesn't drink, but the women who drink are unusual.

36, resigned Bai Di in the clouds, half a catty idle.

37, a little happy, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

38. It is a sin not to drink in front of your eyes.

39. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: The leader is above me. How many can you name?

40. There are no clouds in the sky and the underground is dry. That cup doesn't count.

4 1, drunk, I refuse to accept anyone, just hold the wall.

42, six sixes! Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

43. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.