2. Do you know that I am a very cold person who is very tired every day?
3. Who do you think you are? What status do you have? You have an ID card.
4. Three points are destined for heaven, seven points depend on hard work, and ninety points are at the teacher's place.
5. Just because my wife says she likes humorous people, I am funny.
6. We are good friends, who knows who is behind your paralysis.
7. You don't have to eat for the rest of your life just because you are jealous of people with big circles.
8. We are all naive children, tortured by reality into a madman.
9. The most embarrassing thing is that someone stepped on your shoes while running.
1. Every time I see a thin person, I want to throw her some meat and cry because of my kindness.
11. If I spend all my eating time studying, then I will not only become a skinny person, but also a schoolmaster.
12. I will miss you when I feel hungry, because "Missing is a kind of cake, oh, a kind of cake"
13. The water I used to put into my head will come out of my eyes one day.
14. I am too lazy to let a person live in my heart and don't want to change again.
15. The plastic surgeon knew that big business was coming as soon as he saw you.
16. "You have a dirty thing in your eye, I'll help you get it off." The girl closed her eyes with a happy face, and then her boyfriend took off her double eyelid stickers.
17. It's cold. Don't forget to lift the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.
18. It's none of my business if you hate me, as if you like me and you can sublimate my life!
19. Why do girls care so much about each other? After several decades, they will all be dancing in the square dance together.
2. Since I have the function of anonymous message, I found that a lot of boys began to express their love for each other.
21. I don't mind scolding you at ordinary times. Do you have to wait until I hit you to know that I am both civil and military?
22. There are only two choices before you now, either you follow me or I follow you.
23. I suddenly have the urge to study, so I have a drink of water to calm my nerves. Ok, it's calm now. I was too impulsive just now. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.
24. The three most frequently said sentences at school are: "I'm sleepy", "I'm starving" and "I'm exhausted"
25. God is fair. He gave you Zhang Chou's face and will definitely give you a home without money.
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