1 Who knew that from cold cuts to coffee, nothing was delicious: the soup was served cold, but the ice cream was hot; the fish looked like marines, which had been ashore for several days; the meat looked like submarine soldiers , will stay in water for a long time; except for vinegar, bread, butter, and red wine are all sour.

2 It is said that "girlfriend" is the scientific name of "lover", which sounds more solemn, just like the biological name of rose is "rosaceae woody compound plant", or the legal term for divorce is "Divorce by agreement".

3 The father twirled his beard and said with a smile: "Hongjian, your mother won't understand this - women are the most difficult to control after reading a few sentences. A man cannot be with her unless he is one level above her." Equal matching. That's why college graduates marry middle school girls, and foreign students marry college girls. Only foreigners dare to marry a woman who has studied abroad, otherwise the man would at least have a doctorate. Am I right? To marry a girl, you must be better than my family, and to marry a woman, you must be inferior to my family."

4 I hate the modern girls in small cities the most in my life, the outdated fashion and rural urbanization, just like the first. Put on a suit that was imitated by a Chinese tailor. He made two patches on the old foreign clothes that he had made, and also made the same pattern on the sleeves and trousers.

5 He has no new ideas that are difficult to express in Chinese, so he needs to express them in English; so the English words embedded in his speech are not as good as the gold teeth embedded in his mouth, because gold teeth are not only decorative but also beautiful. It can be used, but it is just like the bits of meat embedded in the teeth, indicating that the meal is good, and it is useless other than that.

6 He remembered the famous saying in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms": "A wife is like clothes." Of course, clothes are also equal to wives; now that he has a new leather coat, he will not worry about losing a wife.

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