Practicing swimming in a large manure tank - I am really not afraid of death (shit). The following is a collection of funny sayings popular among the people:

1. The clown in the circus - going through the motions

2. The crane on the dock - can go up and down

3. The rat enters the coffin - bites the person to death

4. The rat makes trouble in the bridal chamber - chirps

5. A mouse marries an old cat - happy and sad; a mixture of joy and sorrow

6. The mouse tail makes soup - not much oil and water

7. The mouse tail - Big deal

8. A rat bites a cow--a big fight

9. A rat bites a stone pillar--it cannot be defeated

10. A rat drills into the bellows-- Suffering from both ends

11. The old lady’s golden lotus (in the old days, refers to the feet of women with bound feet) – a lifetime of cowardliness; a lifetime of grievance

12. The old lady crosses the skating rink – takes risks

13. The old trick of rolling pearls - there is a treasure inside

14. God uses a cane - stick it to the end

15. The old man eats sesame candy - - The more you pull, the longer you pull; the more you pull, the longer you get

16. The old man sits on the cradle - pretending to be a grandson

17. The old crow sings a folk song - out of tune

18. The old duck sings opera - his throat is not up to par

19. The eagle chases the rabbit - one in the sky and the other underground

20. Old corn mixed with white flour - coarse and fine

21. I steal melons and fruits, I kill people and set fires - each generation is worse than the last

22. Rats eating cats - strange things

23 , The mouse enters the hole - beating around the bush

24. The old woman puts on rouge - does not know how ugly she is

25. The thunderous attack on the city god - above and below

26. Lei Po seeks a heart-to-heart talk with the Dragon King - looking for a soulmate in the ends of the earth

27. Scalding a chicken in cold water - not plucking a hair

28. The dragon without the Crystal Palace - can hardly move

29 , A barber teaches his disciples - start from the beginning; learn from the beginning

30. Carp protects its nest - it will not go far

31. Carp looks for carp, crucian carp looks for crucian carp - Birds of a feather flock together

32. A sharp sword cuts the tangled mess - cut it in two

33. A turtle dove in a cage - I don't know the age

34. A deaf person wears headphones - turns a deaf ear

35. A deaf man fires off a cannon - turning a deaf ear; hearing without hearing

36. A deaf man seeing a dumb man - turning a blind eye

37. Using reed stalks as a door latch - difficult Support

38. Stone lions on Lugou Bridge - countless

39. Order tofu with brine - one thing reduces one thing

40. Brine Cook a cold duck - the meat is rotten but the mouth is not rotten

41. Lu Ban asked for an ax in front of the door - he is here to ask for knowledge

42. Lu Zhishen became a monk - no worries

43. Peach blossoms falling into the water - go with the flow

44. Crossing the icy Osaka (ban hillside; slope) on a snowy day - feeling cold from head to toe

45. Carrying on a rainy day Straw - the burden is getting heavier

46. Silk on linen shoes - unseemly

47. Hemp straw hand stick - unreliable; unreliable

48. Use hemp straw as a pole - unable to carry a heavy load; difficult to carry a load

49. Use hemp straw as a weighing pole - not sure

50. Solution to the hemp willow tree Board - not serious material

51. Sparrows fighting roosters - overestimating one's abilities

52. Although sparrows are small - they have both liver and gallbladder (

The metaphor is small but complete, with typical meaning)

53. Making dumplings with a sparrow head - full of mouth

54. Pressing a light bulb on a hemp rope - wrong wiring

55. Fried tofu in sesame oil - a big investment

56. Flies by the manger - a mixed meal

57. Wasp sting bald man - headache ; No cover or cover

58. Wasp stings and scorpion - fight poison with poison

59. Horse with high stirrup and short stirrups - dilemma; dilemma between top and bottom

60. Jacket Changing the cotton-padded jacket - the same old routine

61. Liaojuezi (Liaojuezi) - a mess; a mess

62. The horse-tailed pipa - not worth talking about ( Play)

63. Mawei Lahuqin - a popular personal mood phrase with a soft voice

1. Only the weak can show off their strength, and only the strong can show weakness. Being mean is due to a weak foundation, and being bitter is due to a sour heart.

2. The most precious thing in life is not the material things you own, but the people who accompany you.

3. Dealing with excellent people is very simple. Tell them what they want to do and what effect they want, and they will find a way to get it done without paying attention to conditions. Because through the accumulation of countless experiences, he himself has become the biggest "condition" for success. Without him, this matter cannot be accomplished. Therefore, the more outstanding a person is, the better he is at doing things well in the absence of conditions; the more mediocre a person is, the more picky he is about the conditions for doing things.

4. When you are childish and ignorant, and you are ignorant and striving for progress, the person who has always been by your side is the noble person in your life.

5. Don’t use the future as an excuse not to work hard now. There is no reason to believe that a person who cannot even grasp the present time can plan for the future.

6. No matter how deep the feelings are, no matter how strong the kindness is, the friendship will gradually fade away despite the distance of the world. It doesn't mean that each other's hearts have changed, nor does it mean that we no longer regard each other as friends. It's just that we are far away from each other and we can't fully enjoy the joys, sorrows and joys. It turns out that we are so far apart that only greetings are left. The greetings are still good, at least we have never forgotten each other.

7. After experiencing prosperity, you will know that ordinary is true; looking back on the vicissitudes of life, you only want to be as ordinary as water. Pack persistence in years, and you will feel that life is sweet; write hard work into actions, and you will feel that life is beautiful.

8. If you see me or not, I am there, neither sad nor happy; if you miss me, or not, my love is there, never coming or going; you love me, or you don’t love me. My love is there, neither increasing nor decreasing; whether you follow me or not, my hand is in yours and I will never give up. Come into my arms, or let me live in your heart, love each other silently, and be happy in silence.

9. Some things in life are like sneezing. Although you have anticipated it, you are still caught off guard.

10. A dream is a pretentious thing to say. It is a seed born in the dark. Only when it breaks out of the ground, grows jointed and grows, and one day blooms, can it be upright and bright. Let everyone know. Until then, there is no choice but to persevere.

11. Life is an encyclopedia, all-encompassing. Life is determined by people and not by nature. Happiness is determined by the heart and not by circumstances.

12. You must accept the fact that some people appear in your life just to cause trouble for you, and there is no possibility of reconciliation. Don't torture yourself on this matter, reflect on whether you are not polite enough, and consider how to give in to make peace with him. The only thing you need to review is why you haven't let him get out of your life quickly.

13. If you can’t figure something out, don’t think about it; if some people can’t guess it, don’t guess it; if you don’t understand something clearly, don’t understand it; if some roads don’t make sense, don’t walk on it. .

14. Life is a dream, and life depends on the heart. As long as the mentality is not old, as long as the faith is not gone, no matter how far the road is, there will be an end; no matter how deep the pain, there will be an end.

The choice is actually very simple. Go to the place where you feel at ease in your heart, calm down and listen to your own voice.

15. Because you have low self-esteem, you have strong self-esteem, so you are suspicious and sensitive, so you are insecure, so you are controlling, so you are possessive, so you have many little thoughts, so you There are also many worries.

16. Use a beautiful heart to see the scenery of the world; use a happy heart to look at the trivial matters of life; use a grateful heart to thank the growth that experience has given us; use a broad heart to appreciate the world. The heart tolerates the harm caused by human affairs to us; use a normal heart to look at the success and failure of life.

17. The happiest moment for a person is to find the right person. He dotes on you, indulges your habits, and loves everything about you.

18. In busy life, everyone has difficulties. In reality, everyone has suffering. In life, there are always too many entanglements that make us helpless; there are always too many options that make us helpless. . Therefore, you can be serious about some things, but don't be too serious. Only when your heart is relaxed will the road be smooth.

19. The core of living is health and happiness. Health is the superposition of body and mind. Only when the mind is healthy can the body be healthy, and when the body is healthy, the mind must be healthy.

20. The road under your feet is the distance; the road in your heart is the pursuit. If there is pursuit, there will be ups and downs; if there is hope, there will be disappointment; the direction of the wind will be different, and the mood of the cloud will be different. Don't expect everyone to understand you, and don't expect everything to go your way. With a normal heart, be indifferent to some things. When dealing with others, be sincere; when dealing with misunderstandings, be tolerant.

21. Take earthly things lightly; take interpersonal relationships lightly; take gains and losses lightly; take successes and failures lightly.

22. Don’t compare with others, don’t care about yourself, be determined to be a good person, immerse yourself in doing things, walk down-to-earth, and live life naturally. Being a human being is like drinking, and it is best to be half drunk and half awake; to do things like When holding the pen, half loose and half tight is the most natural.

23. A person's achievement is not measured by money, but by how many people you have treated well and how many people miss you in your life.

24. A businessman’s account book records income and expenses. The subtraction of the two numbers is the profit. The account book of life records love and being loved. The sum of the two numbers is achievement.

25. No matter how crowded the world is, let your heart beat freely. Because every moment of life is stored in the heart and stored in memory. Those who possess, those who give, those precious collections will be embraced in our arms, melted into love, and sleep in our hearts forever. Some people, some feelings, some things are stored in the heart, which will get tired and crowded. Know how to unload and give the heart a space to breathe and let the sunshine bathe it.

26. Even if the world is full of flowers, it cannot be compared to your look back and smile.

27. Don’t invite too many people into your life. If they cannot get into your heart, they will only make your life more crowded.

28. People who show their teeth and show their claws are often very fragile. Because a truly strong person is confident. Confidence will lead to gentleness, and gentleness will lead to firmness.

29. Don’t say who you are paying and sacrificing for. In fact, the ultimate beneficiary of all efforts and sacrifices is yourself. Life is an independent practice that has nothing to do with anyone. It is a path of joy and sorrow. There must be a gift at the end of the road, it depends on whether you deserve it or not.

30. Don’t forget those who have helped you, don’t hate those who have loved you, and don’t lie to those who trust you.

31. Wash your face carefully every day, read more, go to bed on time, and eat small meals frequently. Be gentle, be generous, continue to be kind, remain loving. Don’t be pretentious in front of others and talk around for comfort, but learn to face it quietly alone and figure it out for yourself. This kind of you, even if you are single, if you are so pious to be a better version of yourself, you will definitely meet the best one, and that person will definitely be worth all your waiting.

32. Life requires maintaining a passion. When passion can make others feel that you are unstoppable, it will make way for your success! The unyielding temperament in a person's heart can move people and change many things.

33. The world is so big and life is so long, there will always be such a person who makes you want to treat him tenderly.

34. Those who have money to give you material things, those who have time to accompany you, and those who have sentiment to give you romance are not the true and complete appearance of love. It should be that the carefree person is devoted to you, the playful person is stable for you, the impatient person waits for you, the evasive person persists for you, and the proud person is humble for you. Because you try things you are not good at, because you want to become a more deserving and better person, this is the most silly and true look of love.

35. Three kinds of trustworthy people: know the sadness behind your smile, understand the kindness hidden in your anger, and understand the reason behind your silence. Widely circulated phrases to talk about your mood

1. Among a group of outstanding people, people often mistakenly think that they are one of them, and then forget to work hard. Among a group of people who are not outstanding, they often mistakenly think that they are superior to them, and then forget to work hard. Therefore, no matter when, you must clearly understand yourself and never forget to work hard.

2. What you need to overcome is your vanity and your desire to show off. What you have to deal with is your cleverness that always wants to be in the limelight.

3. Appearance determines whether we can be together, personality determines whether we are suitable to be together, materials determine whether we can be together stably, and trust determines whether we can be together for a long time.

4. Most of the people who live well in this world should eat, drink, dress up, study, pursue certain basic materials, and then spend money to make themselves happy. An ordinary person who is simple, down-to-earth, neither fresh nor refined.

5. I really want to be that person who makes you feel precious when you think of me.

6. If I could like you less, you would find that I am a particularly good person. Sometimes, love can make people look hateful.

7. Don’t be friends after a breakup, learn not to disturb. This is not only a manifestation of principle, but also respect and expectation for the future partner.

8. If you know that no one takes the serious things you do seriously, maybe you can live more calmly.

9. We always think that our marriage cannot withstand scrutiny and that other people’s marriages are happier, but we forget that love either lasts forever or grows old. Whose marriage has no shortcomings? Either he lacks money, he lacks handsome men, or he lacks time to spend with you. As I slowly cultivate in marriage, I gradually understand that the most important thing for a woman may not be who she marries, but that no matter who she marries, she must have the ability to make herself happy.

10. A sentence that has caused countless people to be shot in the knee: intermittently complacent, constantly eating and waiting for death.

11. When I watched "Westward Journey" when I was young, everything I saw was full of laughter. Now when I watch "Westward Journey", all I see is sadness. It's not that the movie has changed, it's that you finally have to put on your tightrope to trap your old dreams and your sharp-edged personality. Maturity is a very painful word. It may not be gained, but something will definitely be lost.

12. I saw a rough and rude sentence: Sometimes you want to have sex, but you accidentally fall in love; sometimes you want to have a good relationship, but you find that you just have a date with someone. gun. The world is so big, but the bed is so small. The two people on the bed were once so good, but they can't grow old. I like the story of getting married just by holding hands, but I live in an era where even having sex has no results.

13. Whoever you can forgive without a bottom line can hurt you without a bottom line.

14. Sometimes you think the sky is falling, but in fact you are standing crookedly.

15. I never understood what sadness was. I thought crying heartbreakingly was the saddest thing. Later I realized that sadness means that when you look at him, you will still smile and you will still be gentle. Wait, you will still be soft-hearted, but it will be clearer than ever in your heart that you can no longer and should not get even remotely close to the person in front of you. Even if you want to hug him at any time, even if he frowns, you will feel better. Feeling distressed.

16. Those silly girls who only want to give without asking for anything in return will often get what they want without getting anything in return.

17. The most embarrassing thing about friendship is that at first I regarded you as a person worthy of deep friendship, but then I was slightly disappointed in you because of certain things, so I kept convincing myself that the relationship between people is the same. It should be so indifferent. Putting you back into the position of an ordinary friend, maintaining a superficial peace with you. You don’t even know half of this series of psychological changes.

18. Heating: Bedding + sleeping + computer + mobile phone + WIFI + hot drinks + a loved one = a whole winter.

19. I feel like after meeting you, I have become so old-fashioned. I want to hold hands and go shopping, eat popcorn and watch movies, and sit on the sofa drinking and chatting like a family. But I was not such a person before. I always thought I was a wild horse.

20. I hope that what I once looked up to will become my daily routine in the future.

21. When you decide to do something, there will always be people who tell you not to do it out of various good intentions. If you succeed, they will envy you; if you fail, they will tell you, look, I told you not to do it a long time ago. Of course, if you listen to the advice and do nothing, you will slowly end up becoming these people. So, believe in yourself, you are the best!

22. Many troubles come from not being cruel enough. You have to take into account the feelings of others in everything you do. If you always take care of others, who will take care of you?

23. Don’t let the person who likes you cry heartbreakingly for you once, because there is only one chance for you to hurt him like that. After that time, you will From an indispensable person to a dispensable person, even if he still loves you, there are always some things that have really changed.

24. To like is to rush to confirm the relationship, but to love is to wait until you are able to give her a home.

25. Everyone who is hot and cold has someone who has burned him or her in his heart.

26. My favorite soda when I was a kid, but I finally got it back and drank it, but it didn’t taste right. The world has changed us, and we have also changed mercilessly. The world in our eyes is somewhat beautiful, and it is good to keep it in our memory.

27. Love is when you lose a front tooth, but you can still smile calmly. Because you know that your friends will not stop loving you just because you are incomplete.

28. Sometimes, we have to be strong, so while pretending to be strong, we really become stronger and stronger.

29. It’s raining in the city where you live, and I really want to ask you if you brought an umbrella. But I held back, because I was afraid that you would say you didn't bring it, and I would be powerless, just like I love you, but can't give you the companionship you want.

30. It is better to refuse seriously than to agree casually. Commitments are limited and energy is tight. You can learn two other skills: casually rejecting annoying people and seriously agreeing to your sweetheart.

31. Too much pain and misfortune in life are caused by wanting to live like others instead of living like yourself.

32. Most people die in their twenties and thirties, because after this age, they are just shadows of themselves, and they have to spend the rest of their lives imitating themselves, day after day. , more mechanical and more pretentious, repeating what they did, thought, loved and hated in their lifetime.

33. People’s fragility and strength are beyond their imagination. Sometimes, I may be so fragile that I burst into tears with just one sentence. Sometimes, I find myself gritting my teeth and walking a long way.

34. The kindness of some people is like wine buried in the ground. It will always take a long time to be known after they leave. The remaining drinkers can only drink alone until dawn. The farthest distance is when the person is still there, the love is still there, but the way back is gone.

35. People who want to grow old together will find their own steps to get back together no matter how noisy they are. People who don't want to go on will take advantage of a small awkward situation and find an excuse to run away.

Folk humorous sayings

Folk sayings are an important manifestation of Chinese culture. The following is a collection of folk humorous sayings:

1. Balloons in the blue sky - light and airy

2 Put rotten plaster on good meat - look for disease when there is no disease

3. I steal melons and fruits, I kill people and set fires - each generation is worse than the last

4. A mouse eats a cat - a strange thing

5. A mouse enters a hole - beating around the bush

6. The old woman puts on rouge - not knowing she is ugly

7. Thunder strikes the city god ——The above is pressed down

8. Lei Po seeks a heart-to-heart talk with the Dragon King—Looking for a soulmate in the ends of the world

9. Hot chicken in cold water—nothing is pulled out

10. Divorced The dragon in the Crystal Palace - it's hard to move forward

11. The barber teaches his disciples - start from the beginning; learn from the beginning

12. The carp protects its nest - it won't go far

13. Carp looks for carp, crucian carp looks for crucian carp - birds of a feather flock together

14. Cutting through the mess with a sharp sword - cut in two with one knife

15. Turtle dove in the cage - I don’t know the age

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16. A deaf man wears headphones - turns a deaf ear

17. A deaf man sets off a cannon - turns a deaf ear; hears but does not hear

18. A deaf man sees a dumb man - turns a deaf ear

19. Use reed stalks as door bolts - difficult to hold up

20. Stone lions on Lugou Bridge - countless

21. Tofu with brine - one One thing comes down to another

22. Braised cold duck - the meat is rotten but the mouth is not rotten

23. Luban asked for an ax in front of the door - he is here to ask for knowledge

24. Lu Zhishen became a monk - no worries

25. Peach blossoms falling into the water - drifting with the tide

26. Crossing the icy Osaka (ban hillside; slope) on a snowy day - feeling cool from the beginning to the feet

27. Carrying grass on a rainy day - the burden is getting heavier and heavier

28. Linen shoes with silk - unseemly

29. Use hemp straw as a hand pole - unreliable; unreliable

30. Use hemp straw as a shoulder pole - unable to carry a heavy load; difficult to carry a load

31. Use hemp straw as a weighing pole - no one Accurate

32. The sparrow solves the problem with the board - not serious material

33. The sparrow fights the rooster - overestimating one's ability

34. The sparrow is small - —The liver and gallbladder are complete (a metaphor for being small but complete, with typical meaning)

35. Making dumplings with a sparrow head - full of mouth

36. Pressing a light bulb on a hemp rope - a mistake Line

37. Fried tofu in sesame oil - a big investment

38. Flies by the manger - eating as a meal

39. Wasp sting Bald man - headache; no cover or cover

40. Wasp stings and scorpion - fight poison with poison

41. Horse with high stirrup and short stirrup - dilemma; dilemma between top and bottom

42. Change the mandarin jacket into a cotton-padded jacket - the same old thing

43. The horse-drawn carriage pulls the child (liaojuezi) - it's a mess; it's a mess

44. The ponytail is played with the pipa - no Worth talking about (playing)

45. Horsetail harp player - whisper softly

46. Circus clown - going through the motions

47. Pier The crane on the top - can go up and down

48. When a leech sees blood - bite (stare) and hold on (metaphor to concentrate on seeing.

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49. Liaojuezi - a small kick

50. Ants moving - procrastination; everyone speaks; all the people move out (hole)

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51. The ant shakes its leg - a small kick

52. The ant enters the cell - has its own way out

53. The chopsticks fall into the oil basket - another rape (pointed) ) and cunning (slippery)

54. Picture of the Eight Horses in the Garbage Heap - Nonsense (Picture)

55. Pulling a Cow into a Mouse Hole - It Doesn't Work; It Can't Go

56. Laba'er is born - moving (frozen) hands (frozen) feet