1. It is better to be heartless than to be heartbroken.

You are calm because you are not afraid of death.

I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of your death.

Youth idol drama warns us that once a man and a woman get married, there is no future!

5.a: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It is God's business to forgive him. I will send her to God in my mission.

6. It is not necessarily a virgin who cries and hurts, but a bitch who laughs.

7. People who don't want to be slaves are willing to be slaves of RMB.

8. Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.

9. I am not a straw boat, so don't send your bitch to me.

10. I don't accept garbage, so I can't let you be on call.

1 1. Give me a smile, or I will give you a smile.

12. The world belongs to us and our children, but ultimately to our grandchildren!

13. Since I became a piece of shit, no one dared to step on my head.

14. "You were shopping, and someone slapped you and gave you 1000 yuan. What do you do? " "Let him slap me thirty or forty times."

15. "I want you" "What beast do you want me to become?" "No, you are an animal. I want you to be an adult. "

16. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and lightning flashed all the way.

17. In May, the sun was shining and catkins were flying, and there were more people picking their noses in the street.

18. There are only two things in my life, one or the other.

19. enlightened people are more helpful, and lost people are widows.

There are only two kinds of people in China: civil servants and migrant workers.