Wukong, Bajie and Wukong came to the teacher. Alas ..... I don't blame your teacher, but have you forgotten all my teaching? You and I are both Buddhists, so we should avoid many commandments. You should always remember that you don't steal, talk nonsense, hate your mouth, be greedy, jealous or stupid! Since you believe in Buddhism wholeheartedly, how can you practice without practice? Ok, I'll ask your teacher, who the fuck is it! Last night, when I was sleeping for my teacher, I sneaked in and stole my food? !
Wukong, are you okay? Wake up! Don't run, Bajie has no experience! Come back and save it for the teacher! Ah ... Stop it, stop it! ..... I really went to the Western Heaven to learn the Buddhist scriptures ... I just came to the yamen for customs clearance! Right, right! Those are customs clearance letters, not secret reports ... those are my apprentices! We really didn't come to petition collectively ... Ah!
Wukong, get the Zijin alms bowl and chopsticks for the master. Jason Wu, go to the kitchen and see if Bajie is cooked.
Master, get on the horse. What figure can you keep by taking these two steps? A monk, what idol are you pretending to be? Look, you sent monkeys to pick wild fruits again. Can improving food kill you? My existence has fully demonstrated that you can't lose weight by being a vegetarian.
Dear friend, if you love, please love deeply. At this moment, I was in tears. Although I said to myself more than once: "Yutujing, you must be happy!" " "However, he is a person like the wind, crushing my elegant dignity and making me as lonely as fireworks ... will you stay? Elder Tang, will there be a banshee in the Western Heaven to love you for me?
Jason Wu, look, you don't drink horses, but you take selfies with your mobile phone. As the teacher said, you have a big face, a wide mouth and a bushy beard, and no matter how pouting you are, you can't be Kawaii. Come on, take some pictures for me and teach you some scissors hands for the teacher.
25. Bajie, your eldest brother has been driven back to Huaguoshan by me, but you are so embarrassed! Don't change your bad habit of being a leader in the sky before being detained! The teacher asked you to go to the cave to find out about the goblins, but you stole a Chinese bra! Bad behavior! If I had known this, I would have renamed you the Nine Commandments! ..... show it to the teacher. Is it original?