2. If you don't want to be a single dog on Valentine's Day to show love to others, you should take the initiative to tell Lao Tzu.
3. May the hydrangea hit you as soon as possible, the peach blossom find you as soon as possible, the beautiful girl catch you as soon as possible, and wish you enter the marriage hall and enjoy the sweetness of love. Singles' Day is here, and the journey of happiness begins today.
4. Single life seems to mean that no one will make you angry, and of course no one will surprise you.
5. The whole world stinks of love, and only I smell the fragrance of single dog.
6. Being single doesn't mean being vulnerable, it means that you are strong enough to wait for the person you deserve.
7. Never quarrel with your girlfriend, because those who win the quarrel are single.
8. Are you okay? How are you doing where I can't see you?
9. Since I'm single, I've saved my phone bill, and I'm refreshed and my heart doesn't hurt.
1. As a person who is afraid of trouble and pain, being single is more suitable for me.
11. Do you know why I am single? Generally, I am so handsome that I will not be considered.
12. Those who won a quarrel with their girlfriends are basically single now.
13. I haven't had Valentine's Day once, but I have been on Singles' Day every time!
I gave you the key to unlock my heart, but you always hurt me in the opposite direction.
15. After I fell in love with you, I changed from a single dog without worries to a single dog with worries.
16. Don't tell me Happy Valentine's Day unless you want to spend it with me.
17. There are no gifts on Valentine's Day this year, only boyfriends are accepted.
18. The typical sign of being single is that the one-month traffic package has long been lost, and more than half of the call package is left.
I heard that single dog and winter vacation homework are more suitable for Valentine's Day.
2. Even if you are a cactus, I am willing to endure all the pain and hold you.
21. We don't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we don't have a confession on April Fool's Day. It's better for Tomb-Sweeping Day to have someone to worship.
22. On Valentine's Day, I want to dress up beautifully and eat melon seeds at home.
23. Being single is because someone in my heart can't support the second person.
24. Someone asked me if I was alone on Valentine's Day? Funny, can't a person become a dog?
25. The boy who inadvertently changed my life. I believe one day, we will meet again on the roof of the world. Don't easily use the past to measure the happiness and misfortune of life. Everyone's life can bloom beautifully, as long as you cherish it.
26. The other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog bowl.
27. On such a cold day, single dog may be upgraded to a sea of ice.
28. I finally know why I am single. I don't know what I like or like.
29. Ever since I was born, I have been blessed by God. I advised God to be exposed to rain and dew, but God didn't listen, so let me be single.
3. I have nothing to explain for being single for so many years. Generally speaking, I am witty and have no friends!
31. Do you want a dog at home? The single kind!
32. The person I will marry in the future will do less things that are sorry for me on Valentine's Day. Thank you.
33. Looking back, time has changed many things, but it can't change the fact that you are single dog.
34. Life is like a trip. You don't have to care about the destination. What you care about is the scenery along the way and the mood of watching the scenery!
35. The couple in Grade Three will break up soon, the couple in Grade Three will break up soon, and the couple in Grade Three and Grade Four will break up soon. It is inspiring for single dog to think of these.
36. If you are single, please don't envy those little couples who stick together every day, and don't envy those two people who can hug each other and hold hands in the cold wind.
37. I should understand that the story has slowly ended at the beginning, so why is it so painful and so persistent? Now that I have left, I will never see you again!
38. Behind every single person, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.
39. On Valentine's Day, I will play Lianliankan at home, and eliminate a pair is a pair.
4. If a person has been single for a long time, he doesn't want to fall in love, and he will feel that friends are becoming more and more important.
41. Asking what Valentine's Day is in the world is killing single dog.
42. Actually, it's good to be single, and you don't need to explain who you are having an affair with.
43. Don't always belong to single dog, single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single fool by IQ.
44. When you are young, you should walk around. If you walk around more, you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only one in single dog.
45. I have been single for a long time, let alone unscrew the bottle cap. I can unscrew the fire hydrant.
46. Last Valentine's Day, four bachelors ate hot pot together. I vowed that I would leave them next year. As a result, I did, and now I am the only bachelor left.
47. There is a kind of boyfriend who is called someone else's boyfriend, and there is a kind of Valentine's Day who is called someone else's Valentine's Day.
48. I'm not single dog, I'm just a lone wolf in the wind.
49. Don't say you are single dog. Dogs would have died by your age.
5. Ugly people can't wait to find someone, while handsome people still stick to their principles and remain single.
51. I think you not only secretly finished winter vacation homework behind my back, but also secretly found someone before Valentine's Day. You are all liars.
52. Being single is because God thinks you are too beautiful for ordinary people.
53. Don't ask me for emotional advice. I'm single dog, and I only suggest breaking up.
54. I love not me, and I don't love those who love me, which is why I have been single.
55. Since my mother knew the word single dog, she has forgotten my name.
56. In fact, you live for yourself, and not many people can keep you in mind.
57. I have to take a lover out to play on Valentine's Day. Then, after Tomb-Sweeping Day, do I have to get rid of the ghosts?
58. Some people say that single dog was hurt by the second half-price advertisement. That's your business in single dog. It's just right for us single pigs to eat two.
59. I don't want many gifts: a plain lover who will accompany me to the end; A few crazy friends who have been with me for two to forever.
6. Some people are single because they are not serious about their feelings; And some people are single because they are too serious about their feelings.
61. There are always a few friends around who have been supporting you, taking care of you and understanding you, so even if you are single, you are happy.
62, a little fairy in MengMeng, single to be teased, like to take away.
63. Unless that person can make you live a better life than when you were single, there is no need to leave single for that person.
64. A girl just said that she likes me, so I just deleted her. Nima tried to cheat me on my Valentine's Day gift!
65. You didn't choose to be single, you just chose the love you want.
66. Don't go out in winter in single dog. If you fall down, it will become a thriving ice!
67. Being single means that you are strong enough and patient enough to wait for the person who deserves you.
68. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, but the person in front of me turned out to be a single dog.
69. We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly teased the cat.
7. As a single dog, only static electricity beats me in winter.
71. My mother gave birth to a limited edition of me, and there won't be a second me. It's up to you whether you love me or not.
72. Let me spend Christmas alone, New Year's Day alone, and Valentine's Day alone. You can also let me spend the exam alone if you have the ability.
73. The whole world is full of the sour smell of love, and only I exude the fragrance of single dog.
74. The boat of friendship turns over when it says it will, and the ship of love sinks when it says it will. Only the boat of single dog can stand still.
75. Don't ask me why I am single, because heaven stipulates that immortals can't have love with mortals.
76. Some people say that they have been single for two years. I said it's no big deal. I have been single since I was born.
77. The kind of girl who at first glance thinks, well, she must have a boyfriend. In fact, such girls are usually single dog.
78. Nowadays, people with high face value are all single, such as me.
79. Don't tell me happy Valentine's Day unless you want to spend it with me.
8. Don't show your love in front of me on Valentine's Day, or I will sing Happy Parting in front of you.
81. If you are still single, enjoy it. You are single not because you are not good enough, but because no one is good enough for you at present.
82. Long-distance love is nothing. I have a long-distance love with my partner, and I still don't know where ta is.
83. The saddest thing is not being single, but not even having a favorite person in my heart.
84. I have nothing to be afraid of. Since I came into this world, I have no intention of going back alive.
85. Don't ask me why I am single, excellent and willful!
86. Dogs are long gone when they live to your age. You should be a single turtle.
87. Homework is the most exclusive thing in the world. No matter how you neglect it, it will never leave you.
88. It's not that I have changed, but that I have learned how to treat others as others treat me.
89. I'm not afraid to spend Valentine's Day alone, but I'm afraid that the person I like will spend it with someone else.
9. If you feel lonely on Valentine's Day, turn off the light and turn on the computer to play a ghost film. After a while, you will feel that there are people in the kitchen, the toilet and the bed, and there are people everywhere, which is very lively.
91. Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.
92. God! Give me a lover, it's Valentine's Day soon. I've spent many singles' days, so I can only watch others celebrate Valentine's Day if I don't want to!
93. We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly made a boyfriend.
94. It's good to be single. I'm not jealous, I don't cry, I don't care, I'm not afraid of leaving, I'm not afraid of losing, I'm not afraid of being cheated, I'm not afraid of being romantic.