1, when it's time to hug each other, I'm watching.
2. A man gives a woman a bra to show that he wants to establish a lover relationship; A woman gives a man underwear, which means there is a lover relationship.
If a man is fined for illegal parking, he will quarrel with the police and the woman will stop the fight. If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.
The difference between life and existence is heaven and earth. How many people are alive and how many people are alive? Are you alive or alive?
5. Don't hang yourself from a tree. Try to die several times in a few trees ... if you die, you will die completely!
6. In order to build a harmonious society, wife, let's do it again.
7. Don't waste new tears for old sadness!
8. Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet. There are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.
9, teacher, you wait, the old woman is going to let the Buddha give her marriage!
10. When I left the subway station this morning, the escalator broke down. I was stuck up there for over an hour, so I was late.
1 1. No matter how slow it is. As long as you make up your mind, you will eventually get where you want to go.
12, life is actually very simple. Fight for what you like, cherish what you get and forget what you lose.
13, don't rush to say that you have no choice, maybe you will meet hope at the next intersection.
14, if a man really loves you, he will never leave you, no matter how difficult the situation is.
15, some memories are doomed to be indelible; Just like some people are destined to be irreplaceable.