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A famous saying that scolds couples.
Your mother's head, like a ball, kicks to a department store, which sells balls, which is your mother's head!

I found a penny on the side of the road and immediately gave it to the police uncle. My uncle took the money and bought a pack of cigarettes. I am happy to say that my uncle is shameless.

Xx's fart shocked the world, collapsed to Italy, and the Italian king was watching the play. He was satisfied with this fart and sent troops to fart together.

Xx's fart shocked the world, crossed the barbed wire and came to Italy. The king of Italy is watching a play. He sniffed the fart and was satisfied. He called on the whole country to fart, be a principal, be a smelly professor, be quiet and not smelly, and be backward in thought.

You are my Omega, but the trash can is your destination.

The leader praised the chef: you bastard did a good job. The chef replied: everywhere, even turtles like to eat.

Don't think that you can play Mercedes-Benz in the street by driving a tractor.

High-grade cream and high-grade sugar, high-grade ladies go to the toilet. Touch the pocket without paper, touch the ass with two pieces of shit.

The two brothers are young, but they are nice. They clubbed together to buy sorbet. You eat sorbet, I eat stick, you poop, I smell it.

If all cheating is called fickle, then you are a pervert. Swearing Classic Quotations 20 15 Dragon

Don't think you can't cut a knife because you are thick-skinned.

Girls can be divided into three types according to their looks: one is from heaven, the other is from the people, and the other is from the underworld.

Just because you show half your ass doesn't mean you're sexy, it only means your underwear is small.

Brother is good, brother is good, brother goes shopping to buy a watch, you take me to wear it and see who is the American foreign wife!

Psycho, something is wrong. I took my mother to see a doctor. The doctor said there was nothing wrong. So you are a psycho.

Sometimes I am as optimistic as a fart, always thinking that I can shake the earth.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

Your appearance is very refreshing.

Big brother, buy flowers! At first glance, you are a playboy.

You are very patriotic, very dedicated and have a lot of backbone!

What's the use of being handsome! Do you use your face to swipe your card at the bank?

You chased me naked for two kilometers, and I called myself a hooligan.

You haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a man.

You are shameless. Do you think the whole world is your mother? Everyone loves you!

I think the only way to help you is to "sell yourself and bury yourself"!

You should be glad that everything in this world is fake, even birth control pills, otherwise you wouldn't have grown so big!

I hate couples hugging in the street. Are you hot?

Everyone has shortcomings. Why are your two shortcomings so obvious?

Are you a pencil for me to fill in the answer sheet, or a Zhonghua brand?