You overestimate human nature.

If you don't work, where does your reputation come from?

You won't always get what you want.

If you can't take pictures, you have to ask a thousand questions.

The truth comes from lies.

If you don't believe in steroids, you don't have to believe in doctors.

I need some special talents.

Liars are all cheated.

One symptom, five doctors give five answers.

My experience is that when you break into houses, you'd better take a white woman with you.

"I said my heart" is just another way of saying "I am an asshole"

Tapeworms can lay 20,000 to 30,000 eggs every day.

You feel cheated by life, so you want to get back at the world.

We can live with dignity, but we can't die with dignity.

A beautiful woman won't go to medical school unless she is hurt as much as her beauty.

This bastard is our best doctor.

He cured you, but you can't cure him.

You lied to a friend for a stranger?

Second set

You asked my opinion first, and now you doubt my diagnosis?

When the respiratory rate decreases, the brain will think that the body is dying, so it will send out a pulse to wake up the body.

In a word, the child will be wearing diapers and sitting in a wheelchair to get the diploma.

30% fathers don't know that they are raising children for others.

Smart, but wrong.

"So when you say' Call me if you need anything', do you mean not to call?"

"No, I mean call me if I can do anything."

"Some painkillers?"

"ok."

"cheers!"

Another reason why I don't like meeting patients is that if they don't know what you look like, they won't yell at you.

Why are we obsessed with what I did?

Our wrong treatment destroyed the hope of correct diagnosis.

Episode 3

If you plan to exclude cases one by one, it may be faster to arrange them alphabetically.

I am a registered diagnostician, specializing in epidemiology and nephrology. At present, I am the only doctor who is employed in this clinic but is oppressed against his will.

You are not a good doctor, are you?

Anything can cause a rash.

We are doctors and they believe everything we tell them.

His abnormal ideas are usually right.

Is mystery a new euphemism for sex?

The way you pretend is really attractive.

He's getting better, but that doesn't prove that you're right, it only proves that he's getting better.

In order to prove 200 yuan's charges, the doctor felt that he really should do something.

Every year, 7,000 people die from the mistakes of pharmacy staff, which is no less than the mistakes of doctors, but it still does not hinder their bonuses.

The simplest explanation is always shocking.

If emotion can make you rational, it's not called emotion, is it?

Good things usually tempt us on the way to truth.

The facts are usually always wrong.

What do you want? Do you want the doctor to hold your hand when you die, or do you want the doctor to ignore you when you get better?

I've been practicing medicine for 20 years. You can't surprise me.

The cell reproduction speed of different organs is different. Every three years, you will have a new kidney and a new stomach lining every week. ...

I never doubted myself.

The fourth episode

If you live underwater for nine months, you will also vomit a lot.

People won't bother me until they have teeth.

That's why I don't have to waste money to see a psychiatrist, because you can give me these free and accurate psychological suggestions at any time.

There is a difference between infectious diseases and coincidences.

It takes two days to learn these things, and it is estimated that the autopsy will take so long.

Typical question, "How sick is he?" You can't even answer?

It's much easier to die by yourself than to watch others die.

Does your ex-boyfriend look like your husband?

The most successful marriages are based on lies.

It is immoral to let one patient know the treatment of another patient.

Their child is dying. If you're finished and your parents aren't crying, of course you're not telling the truth.

We have cultivated these superbugs.

Unfortunately, all these clever reasons are wrong.

Virus infection is more difficult to deal with than bacterial infection, so far we haven't found a cure for the common cold.

I am the most curious person in the world, but I am not curious about trivial things.

Thank God, these chairs are so comfortable!

Episode 5

Read excellent poems, and there will be more cases.

Studies have shown that the smoke emitted by cigarettes can control enteritis very effectively.

Most of the drugs I prescribe are addictive or dangerous. The only difference is that they are completely legal.

You committed four of the seven deadly sins in two minutes.

People who die of lung cancer are guilty.

"Making you a nun won't make you a saint."

"Being a doctor can't make you cure everyone."

I'm trying to stop you from killing your patient.

It is wrong to do it, and it is wrong not to do it. Damn it.

"Some patients just die for no reason, and sometimes they get better for no reason."

"No, it isn't. We just don't know why. "

What I find hard to believe is the concept of self-confidence. Faith is not based on logic and experience.

"She put God in her body, which makes it easy to deal with tumors."

"Maybe she is allergic to God."

Sixth set

Are you a doctor?

"I have my own stethoscope."

I just want to know how the wrong position of the uterus can cause the sound in my head.

He likes crazy people and the way they think.

Only time can change the minds of those selfish and ridiculous teenagers.

Birkin doesn't like adventure very much, and he doesn't drink milk on the last day of the shelf life.

Seventh set

Illness has no motive, but doctors do.

If everyone knows that this is a lie, is it still a lie?

Symptoms related to cup size?

Yes, a responsible doctor should waste time in this situation.

They are always busy looking for tumors until the patient dies.

In the late stage of African trypanosomiasis, almost all parasites are inside the brain.

One in ten patients will die from the treatment of sleep disorders.

Your logic is impeccable.

Foreman, take care of that husband. Chase, take care of that wife.

I won't ask patients why they lie, so I just assume they lie.

We all make mistakes and pay the price.

Eighth set

Every parent always thinks that his child is innocent, but it often backfires.

When you are an addict, you will treat others as addicts.

I am too handsome to do paperwork.

I guess "a little hope" is the English expression of "dead meat".

A doctor with magical powers.

I can look at him like a gentleman for hours.

He has a broad chest like a man and a stubble-covered chin.

Everything God gave him hurt me.

……

Maternal instinct is always irrational.

"I can't believe it."

"pinch yourself."

Judging from your confidence in striding in, you have discovered chemicals.

"What makes you think this diagnosis is correct?"

"The same reason as last time."

"Who are those people?"

"Oh, they are arrogant bastards who saved your life."

Episode 9

People are paralyzed. Can he paralyze him again?

D.N.R means "don't save", not "die".

Are you talking about your penis in the third person?

If you have a heart attack because you neglect diabetes, they will kill you.

It's good to have a ban to keep you off duty.

When I hired you, I knew you were crazy, and I will continue to try to stop you from doing crazy things. But once a fait accompli, trying to convince you to stop, the idea itself is crazy.

Some doctors have a savior complex, and they need to save the world.

Every family has a history of heart disease and mental illness.

Do me a favor and let me see what your problem is. If you want to kill yourself again, I will help you.

I got the music, you got the truth. It keeps you thinking and makes you paranoid. Let us be great, let us be the best. What we missed was everything else.

After making so many judgments, there is a correct one.

Don't get me wrong, I can overcome joy.

Episode 10

A neurologist's judgment on a neurological problem is wrong?

Homeless people are good at two things: getting sick and playing tricks.

I need a reason to talk nonsense.

In Swedish, the word "friend" can be translated as "stupid cripple".

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His hair will tell us what medicine he took in 60 days.

My only side effects are pain and 30 days of freedom.

She's sexy, so she's a prostitute? What a clumsy logic this is!

I have never encountered a diagnosis that I can't refute.

It won't hurt him too deeply to death, and it won't hurt him too lightly. It needs pain … just right.

Nothing I say can change your mind, and nothing you do can change my plan. So, I'd better not say anything.

You always trust me, which is a big mistake.

Every year, 2,000 people die of mismatched livers, almost 5 people a day.

Four years of college life, four years of medical school, two years of residency and four years of affiliated professional training ... when will it end?

I have been away from crowds since I was three years old.

They allowed me to do my work and took away my pain.

Episode 12

I would rather marry myself than mind my own business.

Being two minutes late is not worth the clever excuse that the car broke down.

Biologists spend much less money on finding cancer treatments than their colleagues try to hide the use of steroids.

You said no, but your balls admitted it.

If he lied that he didn't take steroids, then I lied that I didn't receive steroid treatment.

"You always take fighting against me as a pleasure."

"That's why I'm alive."

In fact, I have been thinking about this issue for a long time. My personal bottom line is 7 years and 8 months 14 days.

Let me know when he is stable or when he is dying.

Everyone will do stupid things, and such stupid things should not be repaid with everything in their lives.

Episode 13

They will use chemicals to squeeze lies out of their teeth and throw them into a beaker to heat them.

Everyone is a doctor.

Guys, this is not a competition. This is a diagnosis.

Autoimmune system is a huge system, which can make people suffer from any disease, from scleroderma to allergic granulomatous vasculitis.

All this hatred is poisonous.

Never trust a doctor.

If you care less, you will suffer less.

Episode 14

She is the president of Sonyo Cosmetics Company, and three assistants and the vice president of 15 decided who would treat her.

Read less and watch more TV.

That's ridiculous. I like it.

You are really a great person to make a stupid decision.

Our friendship is a moral principle.

Episode 15

We are just a specialized hospital. Usually, we only treat patients who are really sick.

Unless I am invaded and occupied by a fourth country called "axis of evil", this is not democracy.

I don't protect people I like, I protect people who contribute to the hospital.

Episode 16

You just have to be yourself and never give up.

Everyone is a pig.

Episode 17

"If his situation is as insignificant as you think, you can be optimistic as long as you delay for three minutes."

"well. I can spend three minutes sitting in the toilet and reading funny columns. "

Since he became a politician, his mind has been twisted.

If you have toxoplasmosis in your brain, you have AIDS.

The White House is not called the White House because the outer wall is white.

You are the purest atheist I have ever met.

People pray so that God won't crush them like a bug.

Sometimes you can infect each other with AIDS, even if you use condoms.

I have been taking risks, which is one of my worst qualities.

The word "congenital" is interpreted from Latin as "we are idiots"

If you play football and attack for the fourth time, there are still 100 yards to the finish line, and it snows that day, you won't rush into the middle without passing the ball, unless you are a jet plane.

Everyone lies except politicians? House, you are so romantic.

When Eskimos go fishing, they don't look for fish.

Kennedy suffered from Edison's disease and Roosevelt suffered from polio.

I used to think that everything you did was to help others. But I was wrong. You did it because it was right.

Episode 18

Dogs will learn from their mistakes, but House won't.

No matter what culture, starving babies is wrong and illegal.

Today's special meeting of the board of directors has only one topic: you.

According to the principle of evolution, the needs of the next generation are more important.

Those guys who sell grapefruit in the health food store are not nutrition experts.

Patients are more important. If I had to choose again ... the result would still be the same.

If you want a simple case, you have chosen the wrong major.

Episode 19

You go back and look for all the possible causes of neck pain in the universe.

"Mary, I'm sorry to stab you in a place like this."

"When I wear a swimsuit, there are usually 5,000 people staring at my ass."

Do you really speak four languages, or are you betting that the interviewer won't?

I have no objection to anything that comes out of your mouth as long as you don't touch it.

Eyes can deceive, smiles can disguise, but shoes will always tell you the truth.

Are you interviewing? I thought you were going to look through their resumes and shoot them.

Episode 20

A naive young female doctor fell in love with a middle-aged tutor with a strange temper.

A date? Meet, have dinner and go to the movies, and then go home for that date?

He is my boss, and I have the right to sexually harass my boss.

The acupuncturist diagnosed liver-qi disorder, and then sent him to see a tranquilizer. The tranquilizer advised him to see a homeopathic doctor, who sent him to see a masseur in China. The masseur thought it was a food allergy problem and sent him to see a naturopathic doctor, who then sent him to see an acupuncturist.

Using props to help them regain their glory, it is impossible to persuade a 73-year-old man to give up sex, which is worse than high school.

... or maybe it's a sedative ... What is "God"? Why does it need to be "safe"?

Open a small clinic and claim that you can go beyond the limitations of western medicine, so you can make a lot of money.

Great black ball prophet, enlighten me!

If I had known that you like being tortured, I wouldn't have tortured you before.

You'd better believe that Cameron may be the only woman in the world who can stand you.

This makes me question whether I am human or not.

Most men are polite when they want to politely refuse a woman.

Open the door for her, open the chair for her, praise her shoes and earrings, and then talk about D.H.A——-her dreams, hopes and ambitions.

The instinct of love will drive an impulse to possess.

Then, if a person feels that he can't control something or is intimidated by something, he will do the opposite.

You live in the illusion that you can fix all the imperfections, so you will marry a man who is about to die of cancer. This is not love, this is need.

Then your husband died, and you were looking for a new caring object, so you found me.

I'm twice your age, I'm not handsome, I'm not charming, I'm not even friendly, and I'm just what you need. I am a cripple.

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Is there a problem?

Generally speaking, drug addicts are stupid.

You know what's worse than useless? Useless and forgetful.

It's hard for us to think with your face facing us like this.

You will kill people because of your poor diagnosis. If you really can't handle it, please choose another career or end your study and teaching in medical school.

I choose to believe that the white light that people sometimes see is the imagination that patients see and the chemical reaction that occurs when the brain is at rest.

Episode 22

If you can pretend to be sincere, you can pretend everything.

I don't care, I just want to be with you.

Please don't treat me as an ideal person.

"What was his leg like before it became like this?"

"Almost."

The great tragedy of life-something is always changing.

We can't even test without antibodies.

Organic chemistry-more light, more oxidation.

The best thing about you is that you always think you are right, and the most frustrating thing is that you are right most of the time.