Funny poems about drinking 1. Are there any funny poems about drinking?

1, when you meet wine, life can be geometric!

Bodhisattva Man advises you to get drunk with Wei Zhuang in Tang Dynasty tonight.

Be sure to have a drunken party tonight, and don't talk about it tomorrow. Take care to warm the master's heart now, because the master's blx is deep and his friendship is deep.

I'm sad. Spring nights, like this one, are too short. I won't refuse to say that you filled my cup too full. Since there is wine to drink, how can I fight to have spirit and how long can I live?

Explanation:

I advise you to get drunk tonight and never talk about tomorrow on the wine table again. Just cherish the enthusiasm of the host now, because the glass of the host is deep and the friendship of the host is deep.

I'm sad that a spring night like tonight is too short, so I won't refuse to say that you filled my glass too full again. Since there is wine to drink, cheer up anyway. How long can life last?

2, no one wears flowers, no one advises alcohol, and no one cares about drunkenness.

From Huang Gongshao's Jade Case: Needle and thread on social day every year in Song Dynasty.

Stop sewing every social day. How can you bear to see it? Fly in pairs. It's half spring in Jiangcheng today. A suit is still there, deep in the chaotic mountain, by the Guxi Bridge.

Whose needle and thread is broken? Little by little, I burst into tears. Sunset loose saddle, grass shore. No one wears flowers, no one advises people to drink, and no one cares about drunkenness.

Explanation:

Every Spring Festival, women stop sewing. How can she bear to see Chun Yan who lives and flies with her? Nowadays, most of the spring scenery in Jiangcheng has passed, and I am still standing alone by the stream in the depths of the chaotic mountains.

The shirt in spring has worn out. Who will mend my stitches? Gradually, I shed my Man Chun shirt. At sunset, I unloaded my saddle and stood on the lush river bank. Although there are flowers, no one wears them. Although there is good wine, no one advised me to take it. Even if I am drunk, no one will take care of them.

3, alcohol debt is common, life is 70 years old.

Two Qujiang poems written by Du Fu in Tang Dynasty.

Go back to spring clothes every day and go home drunk every day. Alcohol debt is common, and he is 70 years old.

Pierce the butterfly deeply, and the dragonfly flies leisurely with the water. The scenery of the message is flowing, which is not contrary to the temporary reward.

Explanation:

When I came back from the imperial court, I pawned the clothes I wore in the spring every day, and the money I got went to Jiangtou to buy wine every day, and I didn't come back until I was as drunk as a fiddler. It's a common thing to owe money for alcohol everywhere. People can live to 70 years old, which is rare in ancient times.

But I saw butterflies shuttling in the depths of flowers, dragonflies flying leisurely on the water, flapping the water from time to time. Send a message to Chunguang and let me stay in Chunguang. Although it is a temporary reward, don't violate it!

4. Laugh and kill Tao Yuanming without drinking a glass of wine.

From Li Bai's "Mocking King Li Yang for Refusing to Drink" in Tang Dynasty.

The earth is white, the wind is cold, and many snowflakes fall like big hands. Laugh to death Tao Yuanming, because you don't drink that wine.

You've really gone from wave to wave, planting five willows virtually. What does wearing a headscarf mean to you?

Explanation:

The earth is white and cold, and the falling snowflake is like a big hand. Tao Yuanming died laughing because you didn't drink a glass of wine. You really touched Zhang Suqin and planted five willows. What does it mean to you that I failed my headscarf?

5, a pot of wine and a pole, how many people are happy.

From the Five Dynasties' Li Yu's Fisherman, Waves Meaning Thousands of Miles of Snow.

The waves mean a thousand miles of snow, and the peach blossoms are silent. How many people are happy with a pot of wine and a stick?

Explanation:

Thousands of miles of waves on the river are rolling like snow, and rows of peach blossoms are in full bloom on the shore, and the spring is thick. How many people in this world are so free and happy with a pot of wine and a fishing rod in their hands?

2. Are there any funny poems about drinking?

There are no funny sentences.

Poetry of drinking: 1. How can you beat him with three glasses of light wine? How to resist the cold wind in the morning after drinking three or two glasses of light wine? It's a long way to the market, I can't give you much, but in my cabin, we have old wine in our cups. It's too far from the city, there are no good dishes on the plate, and the home is too thin for the old wine to serve.

There are thousands of poems and thousands of wines. How many times have you been fascinated by the Marquis? I'm free. I can recite thousands of poems. If I'm not drunk, princes will be together. Where can I put my eyes? 4. Colorful sleeves held the jade clock diligently, but they were drunk in those years. I met you for the first time in those years, holding a cup and offering jade cups frequently. It was so gentle, beautiful and affectionate that I got drunk and blushed.

A new song and a glass of wine, the weather was old last year. Listen to a new song, have a glass of wine, or the pavilion of the old weather last year.

6. The sleeve of the sleeve is still black, and the cup is deeply rotated by the fragrant mash. When you arrive at the reception outside the venue, it will be more charming.

It seems that a small cup of tea is not enough. 7. Take care of the faint fragrance and don't step on it.

-"A Dream of Red Mansions, Thirty-eighth Back" 8. The smoke cage is cold and full of sand, and the night is near Qinhuai restaurant. Hazy moonlight and light smoke enveloped the cold sea and white beach, and the boat was moored at Qinhuai restaurant on the shore at night.

3. Humorous sentences about abstinence from alcohol

1, life is happier without a little wine.

2, wine is a poison that harms people, and sex is a steel knife that catches people. 3, a glass of wine, sad for a lifetime.

4, the driver drops a drop of wine, and the family tears a thousand times. 5, drinking your own wine is to spend money to work hard.

6. Drinking other people's wine is other people's money and your own life. 7. Be ashamed of eating and drinking, and be proud of not touching a drop of wine.

8. Wine is enterotoxic. If you drink too much, you will die of poisoning. 9. Quit drinking and smoking for the first time.

10 There is wine today, get drunk today, and drink cold water tomorrow. 1 1, don't go near the river wastewater, don't go near the mountain waste wood.

12, drunk, addicted to sex, lost family and country. 13, drunk killing.

14, gentlemen should drink carefully and observe the precepts. First, from now on, I don't touch alcohol, including all liquor, beer, fruit wine and rice wine.

Second, never drink alcohol on any occasion, including friends and relatives gathering, wedding celebrations, birthday parties, company trips, the death of the elderly, the full moon of children, and the nonsense of brothers. Third, students must keep their mouths shut even if their friends enthusiastically advise them to drink.

Fourth, even remy martin, Louis, Maotai and Wuliangye. Never tempted. Fifth, even if Ziyi, Bai Zhi and other stunning beauties promise each other, they will resolutely refuse to lure me to drink.

Sixth, even if the leaders take high officials and generous salaries as chips, I will not give in to alcohol consumption. Seventh, abstinence time: this declaration will take effect immediately from the date of publication until the end of life.

The famous epigram of abstinence is 1, and the driver makes his family cry a thousand times with a drop of wine. 2, a gentleman is cautious about wine and has virtue.

3, drinking your own wine is spending money and effort. 4, drunk killing.

5. It is inevitable to save money on alcohol and tobacco and ask for help. 6, wine is a poison that harms people, and sex is a steel knife that catches people.

7. Be ashamed of eating and drinking, and be proud of not touching a drop of wine. 8. If you want to live a long life, stop smoking and drinking first.

9. Quit drinking and smoking for the first time. 10, a glass of wine, sad for life.

1. Death: Alcohol can inhibit the respiratory center of the brain, leading to respiratory arrest. In addition, because it inhibits the decomposition of liver glycogen, it may also have a fatal effect on blood sugar. 2. Malabsorption syndrome causes various vitamin deficiencies, which indirectly leads to various nervous system injuries.

Liver injury: fatty liver caused by accumulation of liver fat. 4. Gastric ulcer: It can cause gastric bleeding and endanger life.

5, nervous system damage: such as peripheral neuropathy. 6. Cerebral cortex atrophy: It is reported that some chronic alcoholics have cerebral cortex atrophy, and some patients have signs of mental decline.

7. Alcohol fetal syndrome group: the metabolism and excretion of alcohol in the fetus are slow, causing harm to the developing fetus. 8. Mental trance affects work efficiency.

9. The alienation of relatives and friends makes alcoholics suffer more frustration and pressure and become more self-destructive. 10. Drunk driving is the chief culprit of family tragedy caused by traffic accidents.

1 1, the social cost of alcoholism is staggering. Alcohol has caused the loss of millions of working days, which is directly related to many industrial accidents and is usually a factor of suicide. The victims of alcohol are often other innocent people, not the drinkers themselves.

For example, drunk driving shows indifference to human life, not only to the driver and his passengers, but also to the lives of innocent people.

There is a funny jingle about drinking, and there is a sentence in the middle that you should go again if you don't drink.

The unit can't drink, and there is no future! "

"Drink 92 and concentrate on training!"

"Just drink, leaders don't!"

"Can drink and lose, leading secretary!"

"If you drink it, you will fall, and your official position will be hard to protect!"

"There are too few long drinks, and talents are hard to find!"

"Running halfway, promotion is still early!"

"Lead the whole process and lead the future!"

"Standing on two legs, drinking doesn't count!"

"Hot wine washes teeth, beer is tea!"

"How can people not drink when they are wandering the rivers and lakes!"

"As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine!"

"As long as you have feelings, drinking is wine!"

"Wine is flour and rice, the younger you drink!"

"Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!"

"If people don't know, unless you drink!"

"Dried wine grows in the pot."

"Wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is a person."

"A small number of gentlemen, no wine, no husband!"

"Wine makes a hero, and he refuses to accept his wife!"

"Men don't drink, it's a waste to walk in the world!"

"Men can't make good friends without drinking!"

"Deep feelings, shallow feelings!"

"If you want the guests to drink well, you must drink well first!"

"Guests should get drunk when drinking, or the host will be ashamed!"

"I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than an emotional crack!"

"We are bosom friends when we get together. I'll have a comfortable drink first. "

"When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more."

"I don't drink enough, I am afraid of losing face, and I don't drink it."

"Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, can you drink less?"

"Emotional iron is not iron? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! "

"Feelings deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of hanging needles! "

"Don't be afraid to show your skills in a crisis. Your sister (brother) will give your brother a drink."

"I'll just have a drink or two to make my friends brave!"

5. Alone, I am drunk and funny.

Alone, I am drunk, and I am paired with beautiful women. My eyes are lonely, I just want to go back to my home one day.

The charming girl gently helped Qin Yan and played in the purple bamboo forest. She was willing to find you thousands of miles away.

When it comes to beauty, I am ecstatic with laughter, and I play the piano beautifully. I am frivolous, arrogant and ignorant. I only blame myself for being too young.

Abandon the country and forget the world, cut off the love affair, leave a name for generations, and tell a good story for two years.

Who will accompany you all your life, who is right and who is wrong, who will love you and hate you all your life.

The defeated emperor fought against heaven to win the throne and became immortal with great pride.

I have no regrets about the world of mortals, because I used to be famous and worked hard.

Acacia makes me sad, heartbroken and tearful. I have ruled this country for many years and won a reputation for myself.

Misty rain, my ordinary thing, my ambition in this life, I made this poison oath to make my family look back and smile.

Flowers make me fragrant, look back at my twists and turns, look back at a sad song in the sea, and feel the fragrance of pear flowers.

Who was still there on the day when the general came back from abroad? Brothers galloped bravely on the battlefield, seeking a defeat.

When shall I go home this time? The cold wind blows cherry blossoms, which makes me feel sad.

The piano is lingering, and a quiet song is in song for you. The vicissitudes of life are unforgettable, and after waking up, Yan Enron.

Flowers bloom fragrant, and then turn back. Looking back and feeling the fragrance of epiphyllum, a sad song laughs at vicissitudes of life.

Looking up at the misty rain outside the window, I miss you when you smile beautifully.

Love is over, it's hard to break. Write down the chaos of mountains and rivers, sleepless dreams and flowers flying.

Zijin Tower is full of wind, wielding a bully knife for thousands of years, and your heart is so unforgettable, your face

Suddenly it's like a dream, the leaves dance in the rain, misty rain, and the cliff is waiting for me to be reborn as an immortal.

Why did you say goodbye and leave me alone to find the butterfly?

This love flower picked a heart for you and opened an ordinary thing for you. I have a lonely heart. Who can guess?

Say goodbye to a beautiful woman after many years, and years of love are waiting for a heartless song. Who plays the song of missing a beautiful woman and wasting my life?

The reason why we pledge our vows of eternal love, one suffering, two mourning and three vows, is because life has nothing to ask for.

Dream for a thousand years, have you ever remembered that the words "unforgettable in this life" are a kind of beauty?

Thousands of miles of love and rain are linked together, and the rain falls to the bottom of the valley, a dream of red dust. I hope the three words will rise.

Scenes welled up in my mind, and scenes of rivers and lakes, but my heart ached and I vowed to subvert.

6. Drink funny sentences

1, the east wind blows, the drums beat, and whoever drinks today is afraid; 2. Guests will get drunk after drinking, otherwise the host will be ashamed; 3. How can people not drink when they are wandering the rivers and lakes? 4, will not drink, the future is not; 5, the road is uneven, who will drink if you don't drink; When I leave home, I will ask my young lady to accompany me. 7, the amount is small but not gentleman, non-toxic but not husband; 8. Bai Di Cai Yun resigned, half a catty; 9. Show your skills in a crisis, and my sister drinks a glass of Song He wine for my brother; 10, Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, can you drink less? 1 1, to make the guests drink well, they must drink well first; 12, it's raining in the sky, and it's dry underground, but that cup just doesn't count; 13, emotional iron is not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are deep or not, then you are not afraid of dribs and drabs; 14, drink one or two, such a friend is generous enough; Those who can drink two taels will drink five taels, and such a gathering of friends will be formed; Will drink half a catty, will drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate; I'll drink a catty and a bucket, and then I'll be promoted to vice president; You can drink a bucket and a jar, and the director of the winery lets you be it; 15, wine style is style, and wine bottle is level.

7. Drink limerick with five elements

Open a library member at a minimum of 0.27 yuan, see the full content > Original Publisher: Ren Zhong, Dao Chang Classic Drinking Rhyme 1. As long as the feelings are good, E68A84E8a2ad323133353236313431303231363333623736. As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

Second, how to say love, pour all the wine in the cup, one after another, and don't let go until you die! Third, if you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip. Fourth, wine is the essence of eating, and the more you drink, the younger you become; Wine is Yangtze River water, the more you drink, the more beautiful it is. Wine is dichlorvos. You are not drunk, and I am not drunk. Who will sleep on such a wide road? Fifth, the lover's tears, a drop of intoxication; Affectionate heart, a rub on the broken; There is no right or wrong between gratitude and resentment. Who can guess right? Whoever drinks this cup of love will be drunk.

Six, one cup and two cups stride, three cups and four cups hold the wall, five cups and six cups hold the wall, if I don't go, my sister will hug me after drinking a catty! Seven, people can't live without wine; People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much. Eight, today's wine, drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

Nine, the glass end, the policy is relaxed; Chopsticks can be lifted; Stop eating and drinking, or you can't do it; You are drunk, and so am I. Right or wrong. Ten, holding a bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates! Eleven, you are the wine, I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life! Twelve, modern men: drinking, one bottle and two bottles are not drunk.

Dance, three steps and four steps. Play mahjong and stay up for five or six days.

Do your job and doze off! When friends get together, someone will always persuade them to drink, and some classic orders and words to stop drinking will gradually become popular on the wine table. The lady suggested this man.

8. Who knows a poem about funny drinking? For example, wine is the essence of food, and the more you drink, the younger you get.

One, two, two, two mouthwashes, three, two, four, two are not wine, and five, two, six, two, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still shouting.

Deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it;

Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

The east wind blows, the drums thunder, and whoever is afraid of drinking today! Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

If a person doesn't drink, he will walk in the world in vain. As long as he has it in his heart, tea is wine. The more he drinks, the younger he becomes.

Half a catty of improper wine, a catty of wall support, and a catty of half a wall, I won't go. There are already thousands of glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. Run if you can't. Revolutionary wine is drunk every day. . . . .. standing on two legs, drinking doesn't count. Gan gave his stomach for the revolution, his eyes were red and his stomach was broken, his feet were soft, and his memory was greatly reduced. Drinking people's envy, drinking units lack funds;

I cried my wife, slept back to back at night, and sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. It's wrong for the secretary to wave his hand and drink or not. We get drunk every day!

Hot wine to wash teeth, beer and tea, six sixes! Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers! The guest gets drunk, or the host will feel ashamed. The host raised his glass and said to the people present, "Women should open their mouths and men should go in."

We are all bosom friends together, so I'll have two glasses of hangover first. If you don't drink, who will? -Do you think it's hard for people who fight alcohol lawsuits to drink a cup of weeding and sweat, and even dry three cups of wine? In the spring morning, I woke up easily, birds were singing around, and I raised my glass and asked the young lady, how much should I drink? It's up to the young lady to leave home. I'll ask the young lady to accompany me. -Have a drink with the ladies present. Follow your heart. I will drink this time. -I can't help it. When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more vegetables. Wine makes the hero brave, refuses to obey his wife's control, is afraid of losing his sadness, and refrains from drinking. A small amount is not a gentleman, but a nontoxic husband.

Market economy competition, drink a glass of wine quickly. Make it at sunrise, and I wish you more prosperous business. Buy those who are engaged in business a drink, make new friends, and don't forget old friends. -A toast to old and new friends * * * and farewell to Bai Di Caiyun. -Be a good drinker. Have a drink in a crisis, and your sister (brother) will give your brother a drink. The big river has wide waves. Let's do it with this cup. -Qianshan It is always a pity to drink a glass of water. Can you drink less? To make the guests drink well, drink well first! With the great circulation of commodity economy, you will suddenly be enlightened after drinking two glasses of wine, and friends will have a thousand cups. If people don't know this, unless you drink a glass of wine, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, the cup reaches the sky without clouds, and the ground is dry. That cup was not for friends just now. Poetry makes people sing a hundred rivers to the East China Sea. When will you drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

Wine is made of rice, so you can't drink it. B is made of meat, and it will not be a crime in a few days. When the wine is dry, the sun and the moon grow in the pot. As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine. (Drink ice water to find a reason)

9. Funny sentences about men drinking, no drinking, no future.

1, men don't drink, live like dogs, live in the world for nothing, live like eunuchs and can't make good friends.

2, no drinking, no future.

3, the white emperor in the cloud, half a catty.

4, the east wind blows, the drums beat, and whoever drinks today is afraid;

5, deep feelings, boring; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

6, emotional iron is not iron, iron, then it is not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

7, will drink one or two drinks two, such a friend is bold enough; Those who can drink two taels will drink five taels, and such a gathering of friends will be formed; Will drink half a catty, will drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate; I'll drink a catty and a bucket, and then I'll be promoted to vice president; If you can drink a can, the director of the winery will let you go.

8. The style of wine is style, and the bottle is level. Interesting sentences

9. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you get.

10, guests should get drunk when drinking, or the host will be ashamed.