Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

When you go out, your wife has told you not to sit in the front row by car. Don't drink your stomach if you can't eat it. Don't pick wild flowers by the roadside. Don't bring your lover into the house.

Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

Those women who take part in the beauty pageant can't find good men because all the good men are married. For example, no matter how happy I am, the bachelor will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent.

Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know.

Save water and try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

I think as long as I have some modest qualities, I will be a perfect person.

I bought an inch monitor to make my mistakes look smaller!

For my mother's birthday, it is better to send two bundles of bones to cook, at least as a snack.

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

Reading newspapers in the toilet is equivalent to wiping your ass after defecation, which is a process, otherwise it is not called completion.

If you need advice or opinions, we will provide them for free; If you need the correct answer, please pay extra.

One should love animals, they are so tasty.

If the road is rough, just shout and go on.

Confucius said: Sleepless at noon, collapse at noon! Mencius said: Confucius is right!

I have absolutely no feeling when I drink a catty of white wine, because I died after drinking half a catty.