Liu Neng's Classic Quotations 1 Do you invite others to dinner every time? Actually, I'm starving.
2, I am not a straw boat, don't send your bitch to me.
3. Wei has been attached to that dream and worried about the environment.
4. Don't go. Where is the money? Long and expensive.
5. Are you old Li Tou? Do you think I look like an old man?
I don't hate you because I don't want to remember you.
7. I don't accept garbage, so I can't let you be on call.
8. Compare two fish who is handsome. Handsome is tomorrow's dish.
9. Liu Neng: I like saving people, especially you rich people.
1 0, life is like a trip, you may roll over somewhere.
1 1. This is Liu Ying's own business. I don't know if she wants to marry a cripple.
1 2, the biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.
1 3. If the daughter-in-law is gone, you can find it again. Mom, there is only one.
1 4, a bottle of soda and a biscuit. The scale of mourning is the same as his.
1 5, giving me bad pressure will be my motivation to become your boss.
1 6. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!
1 7. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.
1 8, Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, light the fire and cover the pot!
1 9, helping others? He is the only happy person. Then I have to cry, Bay!
If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.
2 1 I would have thrown you out if the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter.
2 2, people say that pick bones in eggs, I can pick skins in eggs.
You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.
Liu Neng: I cried. I threw you away and stomped back.
2 5, some starlight changes will darken instantly! And you think you really need it!
2 6, don't cry, make a night. If you stay up all night, put a bottle of rest medicine in your feet and hang your neck with a small rope.
It's no use for him to go. He needs money to go to orthopedics for this matter. Then that family gives shellfish, and the law has to go through this period!
Liu Neng said to Liu Ying: You don't even have IQ without money. If you have my one millimeter brain, you will have everything.
2 9. Liu Neng said: That's the way it is. I got a pack of cigarettes from bigfoot, and I want to keep an account. I want to write it down in our village Committee. Bigfoot refused to write it down for me. Can you arrange it for her?
3 0. Yes, if you don't go back, if you don't buy or drive, you won't go back, and you can't cure Zhao Yutian. Zhao Yutian took Liu Ying back, and Liu Neng said he wouldn't buy a coat.
Liu Neng's Classic Quotations 2 1. You said you would wait for me, but you did. You found someone to wait with.
Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the mountain, and the world has the Great Wall.
When the college entrance examination results came out, the teacher breathed a sigh of relief and said to me: In fact, it is a kind of happiness for you and the university.
Please don't ask him to use his brain-his left brain is full of water and his right brain is full of flour, so he just moves easily and everything is paste.
5. I will help you solve the problem that Confucius can't solve.
6. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.
7. When you stumble and become a cripple, you turn around and flash your waist.
8. I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a messy room hero.
Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.
10. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is like fire and smoke.
1 1. A celebrity is a person who doesn't know who he is before he becomes famous and who he is after he becomes famous.
12. My world suddenly began to snow, my God! Please don't comb your hair next to me.
13. I like making friends, especially girlfriends.
14. Fools wait for death, while smart people wait for money.
15. A fat man actually claimed that he was not a clown.
16. I really envy you for knowing me so young.
17. Your name will appear in my household registration book one day!
18, think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.
19, I have lived for more than 20 years and failed to do anything for my country and people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.
20, I struggled with fat, almost didn't sacrifice 2 1, life, is born, live ~ ~
22, no matter how ugly, you must fall in love and talk about the world full of love.
23. The ship naturally sinks when it hits the bridge ~ ~
24. When you put on the wedding dress, I also put on the cassock ~ ~
I prayed to Jesus to give me a stable life. He thought for a moment and said, let's talk about world peace first. ...
26. Say it out loud if you love me! Hate me and hide it in your heart all your life!
27. Do all the bad things you can while you are young. It's only been a few years
28. I planted a bunch of girlfriends in spring, and now it's autumn. Gee, nothing ~ ~
29. You once told me that you would love me forever. I understand love, but what is it forever?
Boys aged 30 and 7 are the most terrible creatures on earth. They are curious, active, destructive and have the law on the protection of minors.
3 1, people are awesome-I won't pay back if I say no!
32. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. Fortunately, it's autumn.
33. Although I believe in vows of eternal love, I may not believe you ~ ~
34. Everything I can't let go must be because I can't have it ~ ~
35. Special people never say they are special, such as me.
Liu Neng's Classic Quotations 3 1. I don't collect junk, so I can't let you be on call.
I am not a straw boat, so don't send your bitch to me.
You are short-lived, and my fatness is temporary.
I am not a bone, so I can't let every dog run after me.
5.a: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It is God's business to forgive him.
I sent her to God on my mission.
6. Don't come to me when you are bored, or I will look redundant.
7. Country, why don't you take the face to study bulletproof vests?
8. I'm not a TV, so don't stare at me all the time.
9. Goose, goose, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, light the fire and cover the pot!
10. Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.
1 1. There is only one channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there is no advertisement yet.
12. Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it to tease mosquitoes and make them anxious.
13. The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.
14. Don't give me pressure, it will be my motivation to become your boss.
15. Weeding is at noon, and nothing depends on the general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.
16. The teacher said: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine ~
17. If the daughter-in-law is gone, you can find it again. Mom, there is only one.
18. If the teacher didn't say don't litter, I would throw you out.
19. If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.
20. Let the storm come more violently, and let the date get soaked.
2 1 Without toad, swans would be lonely.
22. I am a bachelor. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.
23. You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.
Let's compare which of these two fish is handsome. Handsome is tomorrow's dish.
I don't hate you because I don't want to remember you.
26. You know how brave I need to dial your number, but did you turn off your phone?
27. Do you invite others to dinner every time? Actually, I'm starving.
28. Yes. How famous you are. You have made more than 100 movies, and now you are not allowed to play pornographic content.
29. Dad says handsome men lie, and Mom says unattractive men lie. Your father is a good example.
30. It is better to be heartless than to be heartbroken.
3 1. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.
32. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.
People in the upper class always like to do some dirty things.
34. Grab the child's hand and drag him away. If you don't go, you'll faint. Keep dragging him.
35. Don't tell me you love me. I feel sick after hearing this sentence …
36. Always walking in the kitchen, how can you not cut your hands?
37. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.
38. The most attractive person is Master Kong, who attracts thousands of people every day.
39. I'm actually in good shape, fat but not greasy.
40. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!
4 1. There are too many bacteria in the outside world, and I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.
42. Why not let the devil make the mare go?
43. Don't compare people with dogs. Dogs are at least loyal.
44. Life is like a journey, and you may capsize somewhere.