100 points turns childhood into 100 years old. ——Excerpted from "I Am Money"

The fun of being an official is not that your subordinates will listen if you say the right thing, but that your subordinates will listen if you say the wrong thing. ——Excerpted from "Pegasus Cars"

A dog that cannot wag its tail cannot survive in this world unless you are not a dog. ——Excerpted from "Sleepwalking of the Dog King"

If the TV station tells the truth, it is an angel that visits the audience's home; if it tells a lie, it is a thief who enters the house at night. ——Excerpted from "The Legend of Robot Monkey"

Having a lot of money is another kind of poverty. Being penniless is another kind of rich. ——Excerpted from "The Dog Ditch"

When someone is happy, someone must be in pain. If someone is in pain, someone must be happy. This is what humans are. This is life. ——Excerpted from "The Storm of Famous Paintings"

The uglier a person is, the more afraid he is of being called ugly; the more perfect a person is, the more he likes to say he is imperfect. ——Excerpted from Volume 14 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

Poor students are jointly created by poor teachers and poor parents ——Excerpted from "I Am Money"

The true meaning of the iron rice bowl is not You can eat in one place for a lifetime, but you can eat wherever you go. ——Excerpted from "I Am Money"

The true meaning of stinginess is not being reluctant to spend your own money, but being willing to spend other people's money. ——Excerpted from "The Stranger"

In a place where the rules of the game are not perfect, the most unsafe thing to do is to buy insurance. ——Excerpted from "Meteor Storm"

The essence of writing a memoir is to sort out your own remains. ——Excerpted from "The Adventures of Shuke and Beta"

Tiger will not eat humans if it does not have tiger nature. People cannibalize people if they have no humanity. ——Excerpted from Volume 16 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

There are more fish that die from starvation than from starvation. More flowers die from waterlogging than from drought. More people die rich than poor. ——Excerpted from "The Stranger"

The best way to implement local protectionism is to promote clean government ——Excerpted from "Germ Concentration Camp"

"Liquciqiong" is outdated. Now is the era when Li Qu Ci is rich. The more irrational people are, the more they chatter. ——Excerpted from "Rock the Big Bad Wolf"

The only way to remain invincible forever is to retreat when you are at the peak of your career. ——Excerpted from "Wisdom Teeth"

It is difficult to be a mouse, it is even more difficult to be a famous mouse, and it is even more difficult to be a male mouse. -------Excerpted from "Beta's Day from Morning to Night"

The fun of being an official is not that your subordinates will listen if you say the right thing, but that your subordinates will listen if you say the wrong thing.

--Excerpted from Volume 9 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

A dog that cannot wag its tail cannot survive in this world, unless you are not a dog.

--Excerpted from Volume 10 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

Children regard toys as friends. Adults treat friends as toys.

--Excerpted from Volume 15 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

The vicious people among humans are more vicious than the most vicious animals. The kindest among men are kinder than the kindest animals.

--Excerpted from Volume 29 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

There is no worship without distance.

--Excerpted from Volume 8 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

Being rich is another kind of poverty. Being penniless is another kind of wealth.

--Excerpted from Volume 19 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

When the relationship between the two countries is good, no one can feel the presence of the ambassador. Only when relations between the two countries are bad do ambassadors attract the world's attention. War ambassador. The nameless messenger of peace.

--Excerpted from Volume 20 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

Women have two characteristics: no matter how many clothes they have, they still feel that they have no clothes; no matter how little beauty they have, they still feel that they have beauty. .

--Excerpted from Volume 1 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

The sign of a qualified teacher and parent: discover the child's strengths and tell him where to go. Signs of an unqualified teacher and parent: spotting a child's shortcomings and telling him what he can't do.

--Excerpted from Volume 5 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

Planes are crosses flying in the sky.

--Excerpted from Volume 14 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

Bad students are jointly created by poor teachers and poor parents.

--Excerpted from Volume 16 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

In a sense, university is about making simple truths more complicated and listening to things that are understandable. I don't understand where you are talking about.

--Excerpted from Volume 28 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

The true meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to have food wherever you go. - ---Excerpted from Volume 6 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

If you increase the speed after reaching the limit, there will only be a dead end.

--Excerpted from Volume 24 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

The various rules and regulations regarding diet will not harm people unless you follow them one by one.

--Excerpted from Volume 23 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

To judge whether a country has a future, it depends on whether its children really like to go to school.

--Excerpted from Volume 22 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

The true meaning of being stingy is not being reluctant to spend your own money, but being willing to spend other people's money.

--Excerpted from Volume 21 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

Time can eliminate all hatred. In the face of time, all hatred in the world seems insignificant and weak.

--Excerpted from Volume 13 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

The greatness of the sun is that it spreads light to the world while not letting anyone get close to it.

--Excerpted from Volume 18 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

In a place where the rules of the game are not perfect, the most unsafe thing is to buy insurance.

--Excerpted from Volume 25 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

Those who claim to be indifferent to fame and wealth are themselves seeking fame. Those who pretend to defend the truth are definitely not defending the truth.

--Excerpted from Volume 17 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

When you are born, you cry to announce your birth, and when you die, others cry to see you off. Tragedy is the main theme throughout life.

--Excerpted from Volume 25 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

If good people are afraid of the police, something is wrong with this country.

--Excerpted from Volume 4 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

Whether you have academic qualifications recognized by the country is not important, what is important is whether you have the ability recognized by the country.

--Excerpted from Volume 26 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

You can share other people's joy, but not their achievements.

--Excerpted from Volume 13 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

Life exists in the universe in the form of an infinite cycle. Theists call this reincarnation, and atheists call it material immortality.

--Excerpted from Volume 2 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

The saddest thing is the good days. The easiest thing to live is the hard life.

--Excerpted from Volume 27 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

The truth was all nonsense when it first came out.

--Excerpted from Volume 25 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

Without an army, there may be no peace; with an army, there may be war.

--Excerpted from Volume 31 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

The best way to implement local protectionism is to promote clean government.

--Excerpted from Volume 33 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

Encouragement can turn idiots into geniuses.

--Excerpted from Volume 32 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

"Li Qu Ci Qian" is outdated. Now is the era when Li Qu Ci is rich. The more irrational people are, the more they chatter.

--Excerpted from Volume 33 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"

Only when officials are rich in quality can the people's wallets be rich. If the quality of an official is poor, the wallets of ordinary people will definitely be poor.

--Excerpted from Volume 31 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales" [Edit this paragraph] Zheng Yuanjie's essay "There is a Cloud in the Sky"

Ever since there was a lamb in the flock, the shepherd has not Couldn't be lonely anymore.

That immature little life came into this world on Thursday last week.

The shepherd didn't pay attention to the little lamb at first, but when he saw her for the second time, his heart was shocked - pure, beautiful, transparent... all such adjectives rushed through the little lamb's body. into his mind.

The appearance of the little lamb brings vitality to the shepherd's life, rekindling the fire of youth in the shepherd's body and mind that have been exhausted by the world. The shepherd felt strange that the millions of yuan inheritance in the past did not bring him happiness, but a little lamb made him feel the beauty of life strongly. It can be seen that people who chase money all their lives are actually doing a stupid thing that is completely opposite to pursuing a beautiful life.

The shepherd got up earlier than usual and took his flock in search of fertile and watery pasture. He is willing to provide the most delicious food for the sheep. He likes to watch the process of grass providing energy for every cell in the sheep's body. He thinks this is a real enjoyment. Happy people are those who can promote the metabolism of life other than their own life through their own labor. After having the lamb, the shepherd experienced this feeling more deeply.

The little lamb also likes the shepherd very much. She knows his value and understands why he racks his brains to find the best grass for the sheep. She was grateful. She was excited. Through him, she understood the meaning of life.

One day, the little lamb asked the shepherd:

"Why do you like me?"

"Because you are like a sheep."

"Aren't all sheep like sheep?"

"Some sheep are like wolves."

......

After a while, the shepherd asked the little boy Lamb:

"Why do you like me?"

"Because you are like a human being."

"Aren't all people like human beings?"

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"Some people are like wolves."

......

Be reincarnated on this planet as a certain form of life, but the content is not like that kind of life. Form, this is the sorrow of life.

Only when the content of life is consistent with the form of life, can it be a brilliant life.

It is a gift from God that two such lives come together. Unfortunately God is stingy in this area. The shepherd and the lamb understood this, so they became more enamored with each other and cherished God's care for them.

The sheep finally couldn't stand the shepherd's preference for the lambs. Jealousy spread rapidly among the sheep like a virus, and it finally formed a storm.

On this planet, tropical storms and typhoons are not the most terrifying. The most terrifying thing is the storm of jealousy. No one has rated the jealousy storm, but the jealousy storm caused by the sheep towards the lamb this time should be above level 12.

At noon that day, the shepherd who was taking a nap on the grass woke up and found that there were no lambs in the flock.

Indeed not.

The shepherd asked the sheep.

The sheep told him that the lamb had gone away with a wolf.

The shepherds didn’t believe it.

But within dozens of miles, there was no trace of the lamb.

The shepherd could not in any way connect the lamb and the wolf.

The sheep told the shepherd that the wolf was wearing sheep's clothing and taking away the lamb.

Loneliness and isolation are back with a vengeance. The shepherd begins to experience the boredom and pain of life again.

Happiness makes life short.

Pain makes life long.

This short time makes life last forever.

This long life makes life fleeting.

The Shepherd's world is in tatters. He felt lost all day long. The grass is no longer green. The water is no longer clear. The sun is not warm. The moonlight is unclear. All because of the arrival and departure of a little lamb. Emotions are the devil, they can turn the same environment into heaven and hell at the same time.

The shepherds were struggling in hell.

It was another Thursday afternoon, and the shepherd was lying on the grass looking at the sky in a daze.

A group of clouds floated from the sky. When the clouds passed over the shepherd's head, a cloud left its companions and stayed in the sky above the shepherd's head.

The shepherd didn’t pay attention to the cloud, but when he looked at her for the second time, his blood suddenly boiled. It was clearly his little lamb: white, watery, gentle, and shy. But it's not artificial, it's natural.

The smile returned to the shepherd’s face. The grass is green and the water is clear.

"You're back?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"Leaving you, the world is to me It's like hell."

"Oh."

"Am I still like a sheep?"

" >"You don't like me anymore?"

"I like life that is like my own life form. Some clouds are not like clouds."

"There are also clouds that are not like clouds." "Some clouds are like wolves."

...

A white cloud stands under the clear blue sky. On the vast grassland, a shepherd sat with his head raised. The shepherds were chatting with the clouds. The world becomes paradise.

The jealous storm is powerless. The storm of jealousy cannot reach the sky, it can only rage on the earth.

From then on, the shepherd dated the cloud every day under the blue sky, and that cloud was his little lamb.

There is such a cloud in the sky.

There is such a shepherd on earth.

Life is shorter, and the short time lasts forever.

The early bird catches the worm

The early bird catches the worm. This is what many children are taught by their elders. It seems that as long as they work hard, no matter which direction they develop, they will "have success" Worms eat”. In fact, you first have to figure out whether you are a bird or a bug. If you are a bird, because you get up early, you may have enough food and clothing. But if you are a bug, getting up early will definitely lead to death. As a bug, it's safer to sleep in. Or why is there such a thing as a "lazy man"?

It is said that there are no two identical leaves in the world, let alone two identical people. The most ridiculous sentence in human language is probably the "truth" that is "universal". There are all kinds of living things in the world, and if we apply them indiscriminately and allow everyone, especially minors, to follow the unified "truth" that is "universal", the result will inevitably be the life path of countless people. The road gets narrower and narrower, and many insects follow the rules of birds to get up early and die before they leave, making wedding clothes for others to feed themselves. It's so sad.

What is the most fundamental task of a school that has been teaching a student for more than ten years? It is to distinguish whether the student is a bird or a bug, and then teach him to get up early or sleep in late. Today's schools are afraid that all students, whether they are birds or insects, are treated like birds.

Taking a step back, even if you are a bird, you should avoid the dining peak. All birds get up early to look for worms to eat. No matter how many worms there are, it would be great to have one in your mouth. If you get up late, you can eat it yourself. Even if there are only five bugs in the world, they will all be yours. If you can't eat it, you can put it in the refrigerator as a precaution. If a snowstorm comes, you can sit back and relax.

Taking a step back, even if you are a bird, why do you have to eat bugs? Instead of competing with my own kind, I eat flies instead. If you, as a bird, really *eat flies to stay alive, I don’t need to tell you what is waiting for you. To describe you as "become famous overnight, shock the world, and be a good friend of mankind" is a word that is lacking in vocabulary.

It’s no use getting up early. The key is to get it just right according to your own conditions

Rotten wood can be carved

We can correct vision through glasses, but so far no doctor has been able to cure blindness by any method. What makes us frustrated is that our eyes often make mistakes, causing us a series of regrets, even missing opportunities, or ruining others' lives. I don’t know how many people, especially adults, have misjudged minors as this seemingly timeless classic saying, “Nothing can be carved from dead wood.”

My brother Zheng Yijie is known as the King of Pigeons. He has a lame pigeon. In addition to poor bloodline, this pigeon also has a disabled leg. Because it cannot retract its lame legs, it cannot maintain its balance when flying and can only fly sideways. A friend said to Zheng Yijie, your Lightning Pigeon Loft is so grand, but having such a lame pigeon will affect your image, so give it up. Zheng Yijie believed that her friend was right and decided to eliminate the lame pigeons. The pigeon owner naturally couldn't bear to kill the pigeon for meat, so he abandoned the lame pigeon by sending it to participate in a long-distance pigeon racing competition. He sent 20 pigeons to compete in one day. Except for the lame pigeons, the other 19 were elites with good bloodlines and strong bodies. To Zheng Yijie's surprise, the lame pigeon won the championship in this long-distance pigeon racing competition. Now, this lame pigeon is so loved by Zheng Yijie that it even appears on the CCTV screen and becomes famous.

There is no dead wood in this world. What is rotten is our eyes. It's time to correct "Rotten wood cannot be carved" and I change it to "Dead eyes can be carved." The saddest thing is when you look at your loved ones, especially your children. When it comes to handing over the opportunity of raising a Nobel Prize winner to a foreign parent, there are many unscrupulous parents among our parents.