1. The partition wall must have ears, so there is no one outside the window.
2. Good things don’t go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles.
3. The night is too short for fun, but too long for loneliness.
4. When you are in a hurry, you drag the Buddha's feet, and when you are free, you do not burn incense.
5. Although Liangyuan is good, it is not a home for long-term love.
6. A great fortune can bring great blessings, but a profound misfortune can also bring great disasters.
7. The situation of the world depends on the warmth and coldness, and the popularity of people is high and low.
8. Xingxing cherishes Xingxing. A good man cherishes a good man.
9. How dare you not bow your head under the eaves of others.
10. It is the reward without merit that makes the dormitory uneasy.
11. If you sow melons, you will get melons; if you sow beans, you will get beans.
12. The world is vast when you are drunk, and the sun and moon are long in the pot.
13. A man can stand on his fist, and a horse can walk on his arm.
14. A snake cannot move without a head, and a bird cannot fly without wings.
15. It is better to meet than to be famous. Meeting is better than being famous.
16. The red sun is scorching like fire, and the fields and rice are half withered.
17. What is easy to gain is easy to lose; what is hard to gain is hard to lose.
18. If the wind does not come, the trees will not move; if the boat does not rock, the water will not be muddy.
19. The heroism is so high that the hero’s career is unrewarded.
20. The farmer’s heart is like boiling water, and the princes and princes are shaking their fans. Funny Quotations from "Water Margin"
"Water Margin", one of the four famous classics, has been passed down to this day. It not only has a touching plot, but more importantly, the heroes of Liangshan also taught us a lot of truths. The modern funny version of Water Margin comes to us below. Xiaoyou, let us understand the truth through laughter.
Water Margin tells us: You cannot become a hero without killing people or setting fires!
The recruitment process of Water Margin tells us that embarking on the path of rebellion is the shortcut to becoming a national civil servant.
Song Jiang’s story tells us: The heroes in the world are prosperous not because they have money.
The story of Song Jiang poisoning Li Kui tells us: the person who wants to kill you is often your most trusted brother.
The fact that Lu Junyi captured Shi Wengong alive but Song Jiang became the leader of Liangshan Village tells us: This society does not need strength, but means.
The stories of Kong Ming, Kong Liang and Song Qing tell us: It doesn’t matter whether you have ability or not, the key is to find a good backer.
Sun Li’s story tells us: In an enterprise, if a person is too powerful, it is easy for the leader to overstep his bounds.
Lin Chong’s story tells us: If your boss or his son falls in love with your daughter-in-law, you will not end well. Violence is the way to go!
Lu Qian’s story tells us: Some friends are the ones who stab you in the heart!
Yan Poxi’s story tells us: A woman who cheats is unreliable.
Pei Ruhai’s story tells us: the so-called monks are perverts with shaved heads.
Lady Lin’s story tells us: Your husband will not ruin his future just because you were teased.
Niu Er’s story tells us: It’s better to argue with a lawyer than to reason with a scoundrel, and don’t imagine that you can convince a rogue.
The stories of Xu Ning and Tang Long tell us: Relatives are sometimes unreliable.
Bai Xiuying’s story tells us: Women can be so shameless. When the mistress of an official becomes a mistress, not only does she not keep a low profile, but she also thinks that she is the one who flaunts her authority by relying on others' power.
Wu Song’s story tells us: counterattack is legitimate defense.
The story of Wu Yongce’s rebellion against Lu Junyi tells us: unjust, false and wrongful convictions are all designed by others.
Wu Dalang’s story tells us: Marrying a beautiful woman as your wife is tantamount to committing suicide.
Wu Yong’s story tells us: People can be ignorant or Wu Yong, but they cannot be shameless.
Pan Jinlian’s story tells us: True love means never having loved before. (Women, if you want to do it, just be Pan Jinlian. There are men who will die for you, men who will kill for you, and most importantly, there will be an old woman who will be ruined for you.)
Zhu Wu's The story tells us: Men are not afraid of ignorance, but they are afraid of being born at the wrong time.
Dai Zong’s story tells us: The scum who will ask you for money without giving a reason, and beat people up if you don’t give it, are often state civil servants.
Zhou Tong’s story tells us: scumbags are also heroes.
Lu Junyi’s housekeeper told us: Some dogs will bite anyone who feeds them buns.
Chai Jin’s story tells us: People who receive state wages while being brothers with the underworld are all relatives of the emperor.
Chao Gai’s story tells us: Brothers are unreliable.
Li Yun’s story tells us: Disciples are even more unreliable.
Yang Zhi’s story tells us: A frustrated life is a kind of unspeakable pain.
Gongsun Sheng’s story tells us: Some people can get high salaries without having to work hard.
Lei Heng’s story tells us: Those civil servants who claim to be loyal and righteous usually follow the right and wrong paths.
Li Kui’s story tells us: Human nature is inhumane.
Hu Sanniang’s story tells us: if you give birth to a daughter, don’t expect her to avenge you. (What does it mean to have no father, no mother, no relatives and no love? Just look at Hu Sanniang and you will understand).
The story of Zhang Qing and his wife tells us: all profiteers who bully the weak and fear the strong have shady deeds.
Wang Ying’s story tells us: toads can also eat swan meat.
Huang Xin’s story tells us: giving a loud nickname is used to bluff people.
Li Jun’s story tells us: People who are truly capable are often very low-key.
Pan Qiaoyun’s story tells us: Often the more evil a woman is, the harder it is to see it on the surface.
Shi Qian’s story tells us: It turns out that thieves are also heroes.
Liu Gao’s wife told us: There are many people in this society who repay kindness with evil.
Ximen Qing’s story tells us: If you can’t beat the younger brother, don’t bully the older brother, otherwise you will die ugly.
Qin Ming’s story tells us: When a man has a new love, it is easy to forget his old love, and even his children! Excerpt from Water Margin
Excerpt from good words:
Mountaineering Wading in the water, nodding knowingly, turning around and scurrying away
Talking a lot, stamping one's feet, beating one's chest, lightly applying makeup
The wind soldiers and grass armor are full of tricks and tricks
The people are poor The rich merchant Zaoli turned over the river and stirred up the sea
Holding the wall at the mouth of Fengmen Water and touching the wall to help the poor
The Buddha-natured Zen heart turns disaster into good luck and moves vigorously
Flying over the eaves and walking on the wall to see The scenery is full of love, the needle is flying
The crown prince of Chongzhou is passing by, but the ghosts are crying and the gods are frightened
The bones are cold and the mountains are cold
Observation Sex, cheating and cheating are not as good as being rich and powerful
Cherishing guests and showing kindness flows down the drain, with a beginning and an end
There will be no trace for the rest of the day
Holding the whip Falling from the stirrup, true talents learn from corrupt officials
Weeping and swallowing, all tigers unite with one heart and have a great name
Change evil and return to righteousness, a dog's bloody head returns to his heart like an arrow
Returning to his heart is like an arrow to the beholder Like a pile of souls without a body
The soul is flying and wandering the streets and willow lanes
The words hide the lot seven and eight times, life and death
The soul is devastated and the flowers and branches are trembling to accumulate grass and gather food.
An arrow pierces the beak and feet of a wild goose. It walks high and lowers its head in despair.
When approaching fire, you wince and wince. Your family is broken and people are separated. Good talent
When you encounter good talent, you will speak wild words and fear that they will have no basis
Pretending to be drunk and feigning madness, clinging to the grass and clinging to the wooden road to see the injustice
Staggering and kicking the willow eyebrows. Tears like rain
Two people want each other and it is clear that the people are exhausted
It goes deep into the bone marrow and nine out of ten people die and the country is humiliated
The body is broken into thousands of pieces and there is no way to do it. Wa Liangshe
It is freezing cold at the crossroads at the crossroads
The mantis or the oriole is dumbfounded in the streets and alleys
Nana pinches her feet and hands. Destroyed by heaven and earth
Ungrateful and unjust, thousands of arrows in the heart are endless
Beard and hair are all white and bloody, close friends
Flustered and confused, a false shot is frightening< /p>
Gathering in the mountains and forests, people of different ages poke their heads around
A Buddha is born who is determined to be righteous, courageous and loyal
Smooth sailing, dazzled and burdened with worries
The shoulders are heavy and the shoulders are heavy, the eyes are sharp and the hands are quick
The cliffs are bloody and the jobs are reduced to the people
The soldiers are smiling like gods and leaning on the grass and trees
Restless and unpredictable, Zhu Zibiwa
Self-inflicted crime, heavy makeup, smeared with shit and urine
Cannon dragon cooks phoenix, disheveled hair and disheveled hair
Thank you for all the kindness and anger.
Acting with the camera, everything goes up and down
It is indispensable to give up evil and return to the right path
People are not like grass and trees, but they are hungry and thirsty, and people are trapped and horses are exhausted.
The color is as bold as the sky and the talk is deep-rooted
The urgent need is as stable as paint and glue
Three push and six questions to live without any words Clear and turbid
Speaking of the white road, green, three wisdoms, five guesses, ten diseases and nine pains
Goose walks like a duck, holds a whip, follows the stirrup, searches for roots and picks teeth
A single thread cannot The line is close to the fire, first the burnt push, the deaf makeup, and the mute
They are lumped together, panting, and the traces are hidden
Chongzhou hits the mansion, has poor moral character and lacks talent, and is defeated
< p> Being original and creative, making bold moves and being divided into three partsShouting and drinking, falling down with a hammer and chest, seeing a lot of knowledge
Walking down the streets and alleys, speechless
< p> I missed it in person, moved here and there, gathered big invitations, and suffered greatlyAppreciation of good sentences:
1. Because I hated Captain Gao, I got into trouble and was framed, and I suffered a lot. The lawsuit is here.
Appreciation: Lin Chong was originally framed by Gao Qiu and sent to the army, but he said that he was at odds with Gao Qiu and did not dare to express his anger. This vividly demonstrates how Lin Chong, a lower-level feudal official, could swallow his anger in official social life. A peaceful character who strives for survival.
2. It is the severe winter weather, the clouds are thickly covered, the wind is gradually rising, but it has already started to snow heavily all day long.
Appreciation: The beautiful sentences describe the scenery, the words are like gold, the description is fascinating, the writing is soothing and calm, and the careful reading is like a transformed environment. In one paper, the soothing and solid state of the snow all over the sky is completely revealed.
3. I am afraid that there are coals burning in the brazier. When I moved away the broken wall and reached in to touch, the fire in the brazier was extinguished by the snow water.
Appreciation: This sentence has endless beauty. On the one hand, it describes Lin Chong's carefulness, and on the other hand, it lays the groundwork for the following story that the fire in the forage yard will never start on its own and must be caused by arson.
4. After entering the temple door, close the door. There is a big stone next to it. Pull it over and lean against the door.
Appreciation: It describes Lin Chong's carefulness, hiding the door and holding the stone when entering the temple, and not messing up every detail. It describes Lin Chong's character everywhere, and also foreshadows the next step of arsonists who will not be able to enter, and Lin Chong overhears the whole story.
5. Traitor, you and I have known each other since childhood, and you have come to harm me today. Why don’t you do anything to me? Give me a knife.
Appreciation: Here Lin Chong has cut off all possibilities of returning to the court and living the old life. He is full of anger, his words and actions are different, and he is really lifelike.
6. Chapter 8 Lin Chong saw him, stood up and continued: "Madam, I have a saying, I have already passed Mount Tai. It is because of Lin Chong's misfortunes and misfortune that he suffered this misfortune today. Going to Cangzhou is not guaranteed, I am afraid that I will miss my wife's youth. I have written a few words here. I hope that my wife will not wait for the villain, but she has a good mind and can marry herself. Don't miss a good wife because of Lin Chong. After hearing this, he started to cry and said, "Husband, how can you divorce me if I don't have any dirt on you?" Lin Chong said, "Madam, I mean well, but I am afraid that we will make mistakes in the future and offend you."
Appreciation: This is the dialogue between Lin Chong and his wife. Why was it chosen? Because it reflects Lin Chong’s sincerity towards his wife. If he was not sincere to her, how could he say such a thing?
7. Chapter 9 It is said that at that time Xue Ba raised his stick with both hands, and Wang Lin Chong chopped it off on his head. It was too late, but soon, Xue Ba's stick was raised, and there was a sound of thunder behind the pine tree. The iron Zen stick flew towards him, separated the water and fire stick, and threw it away into the sky. A fat monk jumped out, He shouted: "The Sa family has been listening to you in the woods for a long time!"
Appreciation: This describes the scene where Lu Zhishen came to the rescue when Xue Ba and Dong Chao wanted to murder Lin Chong. The description is very wonderful, and Lu Zhishen said: " The Sa family has been listening to you in the woods for a long time!" This reflects the roughness and finesse of Lu Zhishen's character, because coming out at this time can not only save Lin Chong, but also have their "criminal evidence" to convince them and then kill them. With evidence.
8. Lin Chong looked back, and Coach Hong stepped forward, raised the stick, and brought it down again. Seeing that his steps were messed up, Lin Chong jumped off the ground with his stick. Coach Hong was caught off guard. With that jump, he turned around and the stick hit Coach Hong's head and bones. He dropped the stick and fell to the ground. . Chai Jin was overjoyed and asked for the wine to be brought quickly. Everyone laughed together. Coach Hong started to struggle. All the villagers smiled, supported Coach Hong, and walked out of the village with shame on their faces.
Appreciation: This passage is an action description, narrating the scene where Lin Chong beats Coach Hong with a stick, which reflects that our protagonist's victory is wonderful, beautiful, and aboveboard.
9. A person is not as good as a thousand days, and a flower is not as red as a hundred gardens.
Appreciation: Flowers will be red, but they will not be red for a hundred days. Sooner or later, they will wither. People are lucky. It will never be better than a thousand days, there will always be times when you have bad luck
10. Sending you thousands of miles away, we must say goodbye in the end
Appreciation: No matter how far we go, we must say goodbye in the end. The pride in the words cannot conceal the feeling of reluctance after all!
Excerpts from good paragraphs:
1. Until noon that day, Song Jiang, Wu Yong, Hua Rong, Qin Ming, Zhu Tong, *** were the five horses riding down the mountain, meandering? Move forward. At the first watch, we have arrived outside Huazhou City. On the high hillside, I immediately looked towards the city of Huazhou. It was mid-February, the moon was as bright as day, and there was not a cloud in the sky. I saw several city gates around Huazhou, the city was on a high ground, and the moats were deep and wide. After watching for a long time, when I saw Huashan Mountain in the distance, I saw many famous mountains.
2. At this time, the hooks and sickles made by Lei Hengjian were all ready. Song Jiang, Wu Yong and others invited Xu Ning to teach the soldiers how to use hooks and sickles. Xu Ning said: "My little brother, let's show off to your heart's content now, train the army leaders, and select strong men." All the leaders were watching Xu Ning's selection of troops in the Juyi Hall, talking about his hook-and-scythe spear technique. There are different teachings: three thousand armored horses are defeated in an instant, and a hero is about to appear.
3. Song Jiang’s army and horses were seen on the city. They were dragging flags and flags in their hands and carrying swords and axes on their shoulders. The city looked carefully and reported to Liang Zhongshu: "Liangshan's troops and horses have all withdrawn their troops today and have gone back." Upon hearing this, Liang Zhongshu immediately called Li Cheng and Wen Da to discuss. Wen Da said: "I think it was the rescue troops from the capital who went to fetch him from Liangshan Po. These guys were afraid of losing their lair and went back in a hurry. We can take advantage of the situation to pursue and kill Song Jiang." Before he could finish talking, a horse was reported outside the city, and with the words in Tokyo, Make a date to lead troops to fetch the robber's nest. If he retreats, he can quickly pursue him. Liang Zhongshu asked Li Cheng and Wen Da to lead an army and horses each to chase Song Jiang's army and horses from the east and west.
4. Not long after Cao Zheng left, he led the young man to His Highness, sang a song, and said: "The prefect Murong of Qingzhou recently received a double-whip Hu Yanzhuo who failed to conquer Liangshanbo. Now. Magistrate Murong first taught me to raid Taohua Mountain, Erlong Mountain, and Baihu Mountain, but he used the army to arrest Liang Shanbo for revenge. My leader wants to ask the general to go down the mountain to rescue him. Nothing will happen tomorrow. When the time comes, I would like to come and accept him as a gift." Yang Zhidao said: "We each guard the mountain stronghold and protect the mountain. We are not going to rescue Ying.
One of the Sa family was afraid of ruining the heroes in the world, and the other two were afraid that that guy would get Peach Blossom Mountain, so they underestimated the Sa family. You can leave Zhang Qing, Sun Erniang, Shi En, and Cao Zheng to guard the stockade while the three of me go there myself. "Immediately he ordered five hundred young men and more than sixty soldiers and horses, each carrying clothes, armor and weapons, to go to Peach Blossom Mountain.
5. The man on the saddle was wearing iron armor, and he sat down on the horse with copper. Bell. The flag is red in the sky, the sword is covered with snow for thousands of miles, the bow is curved and the dragon's tip is half exposed; the cage is decorated with carved feathers, and the leopard's tail is tied tightly to the human head, and the eyes are slightly exposed. The horses were heavily armored and had red tassels, and they were all carrying large axes. Thousands of armored horses left the city, and three generals came to the water.
6. When the four men saw the fire in the village, they rushed forward. When Zhu Hu saw the fire in the village, he ran back first. Sun Li stood guard on the suspension bridge and shouted: "Where are you going?" "Blocking the suspension bridge. Zhu Hu saved the entrance, turned his horse's head, and ran up to the Songjiang formation. Here Lu Fang and Guo Sheng raised their halberds at the same time. They had already knocked Zhu Hu and his men to the ground with their horses. All the troops rushed up and chopped them into pieces. Making meat paste. Sun Li and Sun Xin welcomed Song Gongming into the village. 7. Shi Qian tied the empty leather box to the burden and ate the food. They picked up the fire money and walked out of the store. On the twenty-mile road, they met Tang Long and they went into the hotel to discuss. Tang Long said, "You can only follow me this way, but you can go to the hotel on the way." If you see a white pink circle on the door of a restaurant or inn, you can buy wine and meat in that shop. Just rest in the inn. This leather box was specially placed in front of his eyes. Wait for me a mile away from here. "Shi Qian went according to plan. Tang Long drank wine slowly and then came to Tokyo.
8. Half a month later, it was Bon Bon on the 15th of July. On the day of the Great Fast, river lanterns are lit in various places to build good things. That night, the maid in the hall called out: "Zhu Dutou, Xiaoyanei is going to see the river lanterns tonight. Madam will pay for it, can you do it?" Hold him and take a look. "Zhu Tong said: "The villain takes it. "The small yamen was wearing a green gauze collar, with two beaded beards tied at the corners of his head. He walked out of it. With Zhu Tong on his shoulders, he turned out of the yamen and looked at the Dizang Temple to see something. Putting out river lanterns.
9. But Song Jiang secretly cheered: "Although this guy is cunning, he was dazzled by the deception. "At this time, Wu Song was already at the temple gate. Wu Xuexue asked Shi Xiu to hide the sharp knife and come to the temple gate to help Wu Song. However, he asked Dai Zong to play the role of Yu Hou. The master of Yuntai temple presented the vegetarian meal and taught the deacons and others how to arrange it. Laying out the Yue Temple. When Song Jiang took a leisurely look at the Xiyue Temple, he saw that it was really well built and the temple was extraordinary. It was truly heaven on earth. Song Jiang came to the main hall, burned incense and prayed secretly. After returning to the official hall, the disciples reported. : "Congratulations to the prefect for coming. "Song Jiang then called four yamen soldiers, Hua Rong, Xu Ning, Zhu Dian, and Li Ying, each armed with weapons, and arranged them on both sides; Jie Zhen, Jie Bao, Yang Xiong, and Dai Zong, each with hidden weapons, stood on the left and right.
10. Lu Zhishen, Yang Zhi, and Wu Song went to the mountain stronghold to summon generals Shi En and Cao Zheng, and then brought one or two hundred people down the mountain to help. Li Zhong and Zhou Tong from Taohua Mountain got the news, so they took the mountain with them. All the men and horses were gathered at the starting point, leaving only thirty or fifty minions to guard the gate; the rest were brought down the mountain and gathered under Qingzhou City to attack the city together.
11. Let’s talk about Zhulong on the east road. Dou Lin couldn't hold back, and came after the village on Pegasus. When he got to the suspension bridge, he saw Xie Zhen and Jie Bao at the back door pulling the corpses of Zhuang Ke down one by one into the flames. Zhu Long hurriedly got back on his horse and looked north. Suddenly hitting the black whirlwind, he jumped up and swung his axe, cutting off the horse's feet. Zhu Long was caught off guard and fell down, and was knocked to the ground by Li Kui's axe. Zhu Biao saw Zhuang Bing coming to report. Not daring to go back, he looked directly at Hujiazhuang and went to Hujiazhuang. Hu Cheng asked Zhu Biao to catch him and tied him up. Zhengjie met Song Jiang in the future. He happened to meet Li Kui and chopped off Zhu Biao's head with an axe. The Zhu Biao people scattered. Li Kui swung his two axes again and watched Hu Cheng attack him. Seeing that the situation was not good, Hu Cheng fled, abandoned his home and went to Yan'an Prefecture. Later he became an officer in Zhongxing Nei.
12. It is said that Song Jiang led 20 leaders from Liangshanbo and 3,000 men and horses, and divided them into five armies to advance. There was no incident on the road, and no one was involved in the prefectures and counties he passed. He had arrived in Qingzhou, and Kong Liang went to Lu Zhishen and other troops first. , informed all the heroes and arranged to welcome them. Wu Song invited Lu Zhishen, Yang Zhi, Li Zhong, Zhou Tong, Shi En, and Cao Zheng to meet him. Song Jiang asked Lu Zhishen to sit on the ground, and Lu Zhishen said: "I have heard for a long time." My brother's name is great, but I've never met him before, so I'm glad to recognize him today. Song Jiang replied: "It's useless to be ignorant!" A righteous man in the world of martial arts, he is highly regarded as my master of pure virtue. I am very lucky to have met the kind face today. Yang Zhi also stood up and paid his respects again: "Yang Zhi passed by Liangshan Po in the old days, and many villagers stayed with us because of their loyalty. Because the Sa family was ignorant, they never agreed to stay." Today we are fortunate enough to have a magnificent mountain village built by a righteous man. This is the best thing in the world. Song Jiang replied: "The envoy's reputation has spread throughout the world. I only regret that it was too late to meet Song Jiang." "Lu Zhishen ordered the wine stewards on the left and right to wait, and they all met one by one.
13. Hu Yanzhuo quickly put on his horse, raised his whip, led more than a hundred horsemen, and quietly opened the north gate. They lowered the suspension bridge and led the army up the hill. Song Jiang, Wu Yong, and Hua Rong just looked at the city with blank faces. Hu Yanzhuo patted his horse on the hill, turned his horse's head, and walked slowly. Next to the dead trees in front of them, Song Jiang, Wu Yong, and Hua Rong all reined in their horses. Hu Yanzhuo had just arrived at the dead trees, and only heard shouts. Hu Yanzhuo was stepping into the pit, and everyone fell down. Going to the pit.
Fifty or sixty hook-catchers came out from both sides. They first picked up Hu Yanzhuo's hook, tied it up, and took it away, leading the horse behind. Hua Rong picked up the bow and arrows of the many horsemen who came, and shot down five or seven of them. The ones behind them turned their horses around and drove away in a rush.
14. When Hu Yanzhuo saw Zhou Tong, he rode forward to fight. Zhou Tong also jumped on his horse to greet him. The two horses were fighting each other, but they couldn't get close to each other. Zhou Tong didn't have any strength, so he turned the horse's head and walked up the mountain. Hu Yanzhuo hurried on, fearing that he might have a plan, so he hurriedly came down the mountain and barricaded the fence, waiting for another fight.
15. You can steal, but you can be very thief; You can be strong, you can be strong. Just to eliminate evil and eliminate evil is like destroying homes and robbing homes. The local area hates the oppression of local tyrants, but the rural area appreciates the charity of righteous people. All the tigers are affectionate, stealing chickens and catching dogs to save them; a single dragon is helpless, and it is difficult for a flying tiger to attack an eagle. I would like to equip myself with tens of thousands of supplies to fill up the lakes; I will also pay for many people and animals to trample the Liangshan Mountains.
16. At that moment, Ling Zhen came to see Lieutenant Gao, received the diploma of marching commander, and was taught how to pack pommel, horse, and weapons and get up. Let's say that Ling Zhen loaded the various artillery pieces, the corresponding cannon stones, and gun mounts into the car after using the fireworks and materials. He also took along his clothes, armor, swords, luggage, and other items, as well as thirty or forty pieces of equipment. The soldiers left Tokyo and took the road to Liangshan. When we arrived at Dexing camp, we first met with the general Hu Yanzhuo and then with the vanguard Han Tao to ask about the distance to the water village. Copycat? Wherever Jun goes, he arranges three-level cannons to attack: the first is the wind cannon, the second is the golden wheel cannon, and the third is the mother-child cannon. The shilling army straightened up the gun mounts and went straight to the water's edge to set them up in preparation for firing.
17. The bells are ringing and the flags are waving. Baihe famous incense is burned in the furnace, and all kinds of vegetarian food are stored in the plate. The monk holds a golden pestle and recites mantras to exorcise ghosts; people line up with silver coins and wear mourning robes to lift up stagnant souls. The merits of joining the hall are to draw the Eight Difficulties and Three Paintings of the Underworld; to go around the temple solemnly, to list the four hells and six realms. The branches of willows divide pure water, and bright lights are placed in the lotus pond.
18. Song Jiang was not happy when he saw that many people had been added to the stronghold, so he asked Tang Long to be the chief blacksmith and the admiral to forge various weapons and iron leaf chains and other armor; Hou Jian was in charge of making cheongsams and banners. Serving the general manager, he added flags such as Sancai, Jiuyao, Sidou, Wufang, and Erbasu, as well as flying dragon, flying tiger, flying bear, and flying leopard flags, yellow axes and white flags, and Zhuying soap covers. Piers and platforms were built on all sides of the mountain. Rebuild two hotels on West Road and South Road to recruit heroes who come to the mountain, and as soon as possible, they will spy on military intelligence. At the Shanxi Road Hotel, Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang, formerly a restaurant, are now ordered to guard the hotel; at the Shannan Road Hotel, Sun Xin and Mrs. Gu are still guarded; at the Shandong Road Hotel, Zhu Gui and Lehe are still guarded; at the Shanbei Road Hotel, they are still under guard , or Li Li and Shi Qian. At the three gates, a stockade fence was built, and leaders were assigned to guard it. The subordinates and leaders have been decided, and everyone will obey, no matter what.
19. Did Song Jiang capture Tianmu General Peng alive? I was very happy and came to the battle to see Sun Li and Hu Yanzhuo fighting. Sun Li also took the gun and picked up the bamboo steel whip on his wrist to greet Yanzhuo. Both of them use steel whips, but the one who wears a more ordinary dress: Wei Chi and Sun Li are dressed in cross-angle iron futou, with bright red robes on their foreheads, green soap robes decorated with hundreds of flowers, black oil and gold armor, riding a black horse, wearing a bamboo knot The tiger-eye whip is better than Yuchi Gong's; but this Hu Yanzhuo has an iron futou with a soaring angle, a golden lock on his forehead, a seven-star nailed soap robe, and black oil inlaid armor. A water-milled eight-edged steel whip weighs twelve kilograms on the left hand and thirteen kilograms on the right hand. It really looks like Huyanzan. The two of them circled left and right in front of the formation, and the fight lasted for more than thirty years, with no winner or loser. Song Jiang saw it and cheered.
20. Song Jiang hurriedly collected the imperial incense, hung up the boat, and rushed to Huazhou. He saw two fires in the city, so he killed the generals and went in first to rescue Shi Jin in prison. , Lu Zhishen; he opened the storehouse, took out the money and silk, and loaded it on the car. The group left Huazhou, boarded the boat and returned to Shaohua Mountain. They all came to pay homage to Taiwei Su, and returned the royal incense, golden bell hangings, banners, door flags, guards of honor and other items, and thanked Taiwei for his kindness. Song Jiang taught him to take a plate of gold and silver as a gift to the Taiwei. The entourage, regardless of high or low, all gave the gold and silver. They held a farewell banquet in the village to express their gratitude to the Taiwei. The leaders sent them straight down the mountain to the mouth of the river to deliver a quantity of goods and ships, some quite large, and returned the original people.
21. On the day of Song Jiang, ten teams of infantry were allocated: Liu Tang and Du Qian led a team, Mu Hong and Mu Chun led a team, Yang Xiong and Tao Zongwang led a team, Zhu Tong and Deng Fei led a team Lead one team, Xie Zhen and Xie Bao lead one team, Zou Yuan and Zou Run lead one team, Yi Zhangqing and Wang Aohu lead one team, Xue Yong and Ma Lin lead one team, Yan Shun and Zheng Tianshou lead one team , Yang Lin and Li Yun led a team. ——These ten groups of infantry went down the mountain first to lure the enemy. Then Li Jun, Zhang Heng, Zhang Shun, San Ruan, Tong Wei, Tong Meng, Meng Kang, and nine navy leaders were sent to respond in warships. Then call Hua Rong, Qin Ming, Li Ying, Chai Jin, Sun Li, and Ou Peng, six leaders, to lead the army on horseback and only fight on the mountainside; Ling Zhen and Du Xing are responsible for firing trumpet cannons. But they were named Xu Ning and Tang Long, and the head office recruited sergeants with hooks, sickles, and spears. In the Chinese army, Song Jiang, Wu Yong, Gongsun Sheng, Dai Zong, Lu Fang, and Guo Sheng were in charge of commanding and commanding the army and horses. The remaining leaders all guard their strongholds.
Afterwords from Water Margin
1. The thief went to close the door - it was too late
2. Catch the turtle in the urn - bring it to you
3. In front of King Yama - The ghost that has not been released
4. Flowers and papayas - empty and beautiful
5. Cutting vegetables with a horseshoe knife and wooden spoon - no water leaks
6 , Sun Wuzi teaches female soldiers - nine out of ten (Chapter 24 Wang Po)
7. Fetching water from fifteen buckets - seven up and eight down
8. Clothes Hemp puts out the fire - it stirs up the flames and burns the body
9. Moths fly into the fire - it stirs up the flames and burns the body
10. One Buddha is born, two Buddhas reach nirvana - death and resurrection
11. Cut off a cat’s tail and mix it with cat’s rice—offer it to yourself
12. Scrape gold from the Buddha’s face—mean
13. Snow lion facing the fire— Half crispy
14. Tiger pounces on food - three forces
15. Li Kui goes into battle - takes the lead
16. Shi Jin recognizes his master - accepts defeat< /p>
17. Lin Chong went up the mountain - the government forced the people to rebel
18. Sun Erniang opened a shop - seeking wealth and murder
19. Shi Qian stole the chicken - did not fight Self-recruitment
20. Pan Jinlian toasted to Wu Song - with ulterior motives
21. Li Kui went to court to handle the case - beat him up
22. Wu Song looked at the duck - There is no place for heroes
23. Wu Dalang climbed up the wall - he could not get up or down
24. The Liangshan brothers - no fight or kiss
25. Lu Tiha beat Guanxi with his fists - the fight was unfair
26. The thief went to close the door - it was too late (Chapter 5 Zhou Tong)
27. Catching the turtle in the urn - hands Get it (Chapter 18 Liu Gao)
28. In front of King Yama - the ghost that was not released (Chapter 21 Yan Poxi)
29. Flower papaya - empty and beautiful (Chapter 24 Pan Jinlian)
30. Cutting vegetables with a wooden spoon using a horseshoe knife - nothing is revealed (Chapter 24 Brother Yun)
31. Sun Wuzi teaches female soldiers ——Ten catches and nine catches (Chapter 24: Wang Po)
32. Fetching water from fifteen buckets—Fetching water in 7 buckets (Chapter 26: Author)
33. Phi Hemp fights the fire - it causes flames and burns the body (author of Chapter 21)
34. A moth fights the fire - it causes flames and burns the body (author of Chapter 27)
35. One Buddha The birth of the two Buddhas into Nirvana - the resurrection of the dead (author of Chapter 39)
36. Cut off the cat's tail and mix it with the cat's rice - provide for yourself (Chapter 62 Cai Fu)
37. Scratching gold on the Buddha's face - being mean (Chapter 83 Military Academy)
38. The snow lion turned to the fire - half of it was crispy (Author of Chapter 101)
39. Lin Chong Buying a treasured sword - fell into a trick
40. Lin Chong accidentally broke into the White Tiger Hall - went straight in
41. Lin Chong arrived at the Wild Boar Forest - survived a desperate situation
42. Lin Chong beat Coach Hong with a stick - looking for flaws
43. Lin Chong guarded the forage yard - a place where heroes have no use
44. Lin Chong went to Liangshan - forced out< /p>
45. The black whirlwind slashed Song Gongming - mistakenly saw (cut) someone
46. Lu Junyi went to Liangshan - came uninvited
47. Zhang Shunlang Fighting Li Kui in the middle - using one's strengths to attack one's weaknesses
55. Dong Zhuo enters Beijing - the one who comes is not good