1. Poems about celebrities

1. "Gift to Wang Lun"

Tang Dynasty: Li Bai

Li Bai was about to travel by boat , suddenly heard the sound of singing on the shore.

The water in Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep, and it is not as deep as Wang Lun’s gift to me.

Translation: Li Bai got on the boat and was about to leave when he suddenly heard a farewell song coming from the shore. Even if the water of Peach Blossom Pond is as deep as a thousand feet, it cannot be as deep as Wang Lun's farewell to me.

2. "Woyi Alley"

Tang Dynasty: Liu Yuxi

There are wild grasses and flowers beside Zhuque Bridge, and the setting sun is setting at the entrance of Wuyi Alley.

In the old days, the king Xietang Qianyan flew into the homes of ordinary people.

Translation: Some wild grasses are blooming beside Zhuque Bridge, and only the setting sun is hanging at the entrance of Wuyi Alley. The swallows that were under the eaves of Director Wang and Xie An have now flown into the homes of ordinary people.

3. "Singing to the Moon while Drinking Wine"

Ming Dynasty: Tang Yin

There was a moon when Li Bai was in front of him, but only Li Bai's poems can describe it.

Now that Li Bai has passed away, how full and waning is the moon in the blue sky?

People today still sing Li Bai’s poems, and the bright moon is still as bright as when Li Bai was alive.

I learn from Li Bai’s approach to the bright moon. How can Bai and the bright moon be known?

Li Bai is as good at poetry as he is at wine, and I am as good as drinking a thousand poems now.

Although I am not as talented as Li Bai, I expect Yingyue will not think I am ugly.

I will not board the emperor's ship, nor will I go to sleep in peace.

In a thatched hut outside Gusu City, thousands of trees and plum blossoms fill the sky.

Translation: There was a bright moon before Li Bai, and only Li Bai's poems can inscribe it. Now that Li Bai has passed away, how many times does the bright moon come and go in the sky? People today are still chanting Li Bai's poems, and the bright moon is still as it was when Li Bai was alive.

I imitate Li Bai and drink in front of the bright moon. How can the moon and Li Bai know? Li Taibai could both compose poems and drink wine. Now I can drink hundreds of cups and compose thousands of poems. Although I am ashamed that I am not as talented as Li Bai, I expect that Mingyue will not find me ugly. I have never boarded the emperor's ship, nor have I ever been to Chang'an. Living in a thatched hut outside Suzhou, countless peach blossoms were in full bloom and the moonlight filled the sky.

4. "A Play Presented to Du Fu"

Tang Dynasty: Li Bai

I met Du Fu on the top of the rice mountain, wearing a hat on his head to watch the sun shine.

I would like to ask you not to be a too thin student. I always suffer from writing poems in the past.

Translation: I still remember meeting my old friend Du Fu on Fanke Mountain. He was wearing a bamboo hat on his head and the sun was just at noon. May I ask why you are so thin since we broke up? I'm afraid it's all because writing poetry during this period of time was too hard.

5. "Red Cliff"

Tang Dynasty: Du Mu

The broken halberd sinks in the sand and the iron is not sold. It will be washed away and recognized by the previous dynasty.

Dongfeng refuses to go along with Zhou Lang, and Tongquechun locks Erqiao deeply.

Translation: A broken iron halberd (ancient weapon) sank in the sand at the bottom of the water and has not been eroded. After polishing and washing it, I found that it was a relic from the Battle of Chibi. If Dongfeng did not provide Zhou Yu with convenience, Cao Cao would probably win and Er Qiao would be imprisoned in Tongque Terrace. 2. Collect stories or quotes from famous people

1. Learning through hard work can lead to thousands of books. Three winters are enough, who laughs at being empty? - "Poems of a Child Prodigy"

2. Work is accomplished by hard work, but waste is achieved by play; success is achieved by thinking, and failure is accomplished by casualness. ─ Han Yu

3. Seeking quick results without working hard will only end up being pompous for a short time and embarrassing for old age. ─ Zheng Banqiao

4. Diligent study is like a seedling rising in spring, but it will not grow with each passing day. Dropping out of school is like a sharpening stone, you will lose every day if you don't see the damage. ——Tao Yuanming

5. Intelligence lies in learning, and genius lies in accumulation. ─ Lenin

6. We should remember that our career requires hands, not mouths. ─Tong Dizhou

7. Working hard is the first thing. Only when you turn gray will you realize that you are wise and old. Diligence can make up for one's shortcomings is a good lesson, every minute of hard work equals talent. ─ Hua Luogeng

8. If you are talented, diligence will make you more perfect; if your ability is mediocre, diligence will make up for it. ─Reynolds

9. You cannot pursue perfection in everything, you can only pursue doing your best. This way, you will be stress-free and the results will be better. ——Fang Haiquan

10. Diligence is a magical thread with which countless pearls of knowledge can be strung together. ─ Zheng Banqiao

11. Idleness is like sour vinegar, which softens the calcium of the spirit; diligence is like fire and wine, which can burn the flame of wisdom.

12. The sweat of hard work radiates the light of career, and the years of struggle are filled with the joy of life. ─ Zhang Heng

13. Life is about hard work, nothing will be gained without asking for anything. ----Zhang Heng

14. Life should be like a candle, burning from top to bottom, always bright. --Xiao Chunu

15. I would rather have a busy life than a boring one.

─ Roland

16. In daily life, things that genius can do can also be done with diligence; things that genius cannot do can also be done with diligence. ─Hen Wo Beecher 3. Good poetry or celebrity stories

1. Chen Ping endured humiliation and studied hard. Chen Ping, a famous prime minister in the Western Han Dynasty, was poor when he was young. She was busy with childbirth and studying behind closed doors, but her sister-in-law didn't tolerate her. In order to eliminate the conflict between brother and sister-in-law, she endured repeated humiliations. As her sister-in-law became more and more serious, she finally couldn't bear it anymore and ran away from home. She wanted to wander around the world, but was chased back by her brother. Later, regardless of the past grievances, he stopped his brother from divorcing his sister-in-law, which became a good talk in the local area.

Finally, there was an old man who came here because of his reputation and accepted apprenticeships for free. After completing his studies, he assisted Liu Bang and achieved great success. 2. Lu Yu abandoned Buddhism and turned to literature. Lu Yu, a famous scholar in the Tang Dynasty, was an orphan since he was a child and was raised by Zen Master Zhiji.

Although Lu Yu was in the temple, he did not want to chant sutras and chant Buddha's name all day long. Instead, he liked to read poems and books. Lu Yu insisted on going down the mountain to study, but was opposed by the Zen master.

In order to present Lu Yu with a difficult problem and educate him better, the Zen master asked him to learn how to make tea. In the process of studying tea art, Lu Yu met a kind-hearted old woman and not only learned the complicated tea-making skills, but also learned many principles of reading and life.

When Lu Yu finally brought a steaming cup of Kuding tea to the Zen master, the Zen master finally agreed to his request to go down the mountain to study. Later, Lu Yu wrote the widely circulated "Tea Classic" and carried forward the tea culture of the motherland! 3. Young Bao Zheng learns to solve cases. Bao Zheng and Bao Qingtian are smart since childhood, studious and inquisitive, and especially like to reason and solve cases. His father has close contacts with the county magistrate. Bao Zheng has been exposed to it since he was a child, and has learned a lot of knowledge about solving cases, especially in the Temple Burning Massacre. In the case of the monk, Bao Zheng peeled off the cocoon and extracted the silk based on the clues at the scene. After identifying the criminal suspect, he pretended to be the King of Hell to find out the truth, assisted the county magistrate to arrest the murderer, and eliminated harm for the people.

He worked hard to learn legal and criminal knowledge, which laid a solid foundation of knowledge for him to solve cases like a god when he grew up and redress justice for the people. 4. Wan Sitong studied hard behind closed doors. Wan Sitong, a famous scholar and historian in the early Qing Dynasty, participated in the compilation of the "Twenty-Four Histories", an important history book of our country.

But Wan Sitong was also a naughty child when he was young. Wan Sitong lost face in front of the guests because of his playfulness, and was criticized by the guests.

In anger, Wan Sitong overturned the tables of the guests and was locked in the study room by his father. Wan Sitong went from being angry and hating reading to shutting himself up and thinking about his mistakes. He was inspired by the "Tea" and began to study hard.

More than a year later, Wan Sitong read many books in the bookstore. His father forgave his son, and Wan Sitong also understood his father's good intentions. After a long period of diligent study, Wan Sitong finally became a famous scholar who was familiar with history and read many books. He also participated in the compilation of "History of Ming Dynasty" in "Twenty-Four Histories".

5. Kuang Heng dug into walls and stole money. During the Western Han Dynasty, there was a particularly knowledgeable man named Kuang Heng. When Kuang Heng was a child, his family was poor. In order to study, he dug into the walls of his illiterate neighbor. By studying on the wall with a stolen candlelight, he finally moved his illiterate neighbors. With everyone's help, little Kuangheng became successful in his studies. During the reign of Emperor Yuan of the Han Dynasty, Kuang Heng was recommended by Shi Gao, the Grand Sima and Chariot General, and Kuang Heng was granted the title of doctor and became a doctor.

6. Fan Zhongyan cut off his bones and made porridge. Fan Zhongyan grew up in a poor family. In order to study, he lived frugally. Finally, his diligence and studious moved the elders of the temple, and the elders sent him to study in Nandu Academy.

Fan Zhongyan still adheres to a simple living habit and does not accept gifts from wealthy children in order to sharpen his will. After studying hard, he finally became a great writer.

7. Che Yin, named Wuzi, was born in Nanping (now Gongan City, Hubei Province) in the Jin Dynasty. His family was poor since he was a child, but he studied very hard. The story has been passed down as a beautiful story in history, inspiring generations of readers in later generations. What's going on with the reading of Nao Yingzhao? From this interesting story we are going to tell you, you will definitely understand.

8. Sima Guang’s police pillow inspirational Sima Guang is a child who loves to play and sleep. For this reason, he was often punished by his teacher and ridiculed by his peers. Under his teacher’s earnest instruction, he determined to change his greed. He had a bad sleeping habit. In order to get up early, he drank a full stomach of water before going to bed. As a result, he did not wake up in the morning, but wet the bed. So the clever Sima Guang made a warning pillow out of garden wood. When he turned over in the morning, he wet the bed. His head slipped on the bed and he woke up naturally. From then on, he got up early every day to study and persevered, and finally became a knowledgeable writer who wrote "Zi Zhi Tong Jian". The road is like the blue sky, I alone cannot reach it.

Li Bai's "Three Poems on a Difficult Journey" No. 2 A strong wind is blowing, and the clouds are flying, and the powerful sea is returning to all directions. Liu Bang's "Song of the Great Wind" The great river goes eastward, the waves are washed away, and the romantic figures of the ages are revealed.

Su Shi's "Niannujiao. Chibi Nostalgic" The lonely smoke in the desert is straight, and the sun is setting over the long river. Wang Wei's "Envoy to the Fortress" The sand in the desert is like snow, and the moon in Yanshan Mountain is like a hook.

Li He's "Twenty-Three Horse Poems" No. 5 The flying stream falls three thousand feet, which is suspected to be the Milky Way falling from the sky.

Li Bai's "Wang Lushan Waterfall" Thirty years of fame and fame are dust and dirt, and the eight thousand miles of road are filled with clouds and moon.

Yue Fei's "The River is Red" The broken mountains and rivers are fluttering in the wind, and the ups and downs of life experience are scattered by the rain. Wen Tianxiang's "Crossing the Lingding Ocean" There is no way out despite the mountains and rivers, and there is another village with dark flowers and dark flowers.

"Visiting Shanxi Village" by Lu You: After ten years of dreaming about Yangzhou, he won the reputation of a brothel. Du Mu's "Remaining Thoughts" It is difficult to correct the evil above and below, and it is all in vain and cannot be corrected.

"Shang Xie Chapter" by He Chengtian: Live as a hero, and die as a ghost hero. Li Qingzhao's "Quequatrains" The big strings are as noisy as the torrential rain, and the small strings are like private rain.

On a moonlit night at the Twenty-Four Bridge, where can a beautiful woman teach me how to play the flute? Du Mu's "Send to Judge Han Chuo of Yangzhou" Taiping is originally decided by the general, and the general is not allowed to see it.

"Water Margin" There are noisy bullets, big and small beads falling on the jade plate. Bai Juyi's "Pipa Play" Lives longer than the heaven and earth, and shines with the sun and the moon.

Qu Yuan's "Songs of Chu. Nine Chapters. Crossing the River" "Serving the country with one body will lead to thousands of deaths, and one's temples will never be green again." Lu You's "Night Water Village" A red concubine riding on a horse laughs, but no one knows that it is a lychee.

Du Mu's "Quetra on Passing the Huaqing Palace" A field of flying flowers reduces the spring, and thousands of points are floating in the wind, which makes people sad. Du Fu's "Qujiang" Part 1: A setting sun spreads over the water, half of the river is rustling and half of the river is red.

Bai Juyi's "Ode to the Dusk River" Lian Guangyu has a vast mind and listens to the thunder in a silent place. Lu Xun The little lotus has just revealed its sharp corners, and a dragonfly has already landed on it.

Yang Wanli's "Little Pond" Worry about the world's worries first, and rejoice after the world's happiness. Fan Zhongyan's "Yueyang Tower" The sunset is infinitely beautiful, but it's almost dusk.

Li Shangyin's "Le Youyuan" The boundless falling water is rustling, and the endless Yangtze River is rolling in. Du Fu I recommend Xuanyuan with my blood Lu Xun The earthen jar cannot be broken without leaving the well, general. 4. Poems describing celebrities

Du Fu's "Song of the Eight Immortals in Drinking" Zhizhang was riding a horse as if riding a boat, and fell into a dazzled sleep in the well water.

The three buckets in Ruyang begin to face the sky. The road is full of curves and the mouth of the carriage is salivating. I hate to move towards Jiuquan. The Prime Minister of the Left spends tens of thousands of money every day, drinks like a long whale sucking in hundreds of rivers, holds a cup in his mouth and enjoys the sage, calling him a shunner.

Zong Zhi, a handsome and handsome young man, raised his glass and looked at the blue sky with his white eyes, which was as bright as a jade tree before the wind. Su Jin often likes to escape to Zen when he is drunk in front of the Buddha embroidery in Changzhai.

Li Bai Yidou's 100 poems, "I went to sleep in a restaurant in Chang'an City, but the emperor couldn't get on the boat because of the emperor's call. I claimed that I was a wine fairy." Zhang Xu's Three Cups of Grass Saint Biography, taking off his hat and uncovering his head in front of the prince, swiping paper like clouds of smoke.

Jiao Sui fought against Fang Zhuoran, and his eloquent talk shocked the four feasts. "Song of the Eight Immortals in Drinking" is a unique and characteristic "portrait poem".

The eight Jiuxian are contemporaries and have all lived in Chang'an. They are similar to each other in terms of alcoholism, boldness and broad-mindedness. The poet uses refined language and character sketching techniques to write them into a poem, forming a lifelike group portrait.

The first among the Eight Immortals was He Zhizhang. He is the oldest and oldest among them.

In Chang'an, he once "exchanged the golden turtle for wine for pleasure" (Li Bai's "Preface to the Reminiscences of Wine and Congratulations to the Supervisor"). The poem says that when he was drunk, his horseback riding posture was swaying like a boat. He was so drunk that he fell into a well and fell asleep in the well.

It is said that "Ruan Xian was drunk and drank while riding a horse. People said: 'I am like riding a boat on the waves'" (Volume 1 of "Du Zuo" by King Sisi of the Ming Dynasty). Du Fu made full use of this allusion and used exaggerated techniques to describe He Zhizhang's state of drunkenness and drunkenness while riding a horse, which was filled with a humorous and cheerful mood, vividly expressing his broad-minded and indulgent character.

The next character who appeared was Li Jing, King of Ruyang. He was the nephew of Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, and he was extremely favored for a while. It was said that "the Lord's kindness met frequently" and he was "more closely related than flesh and blood" (Du Fu's "Gift to the Crown Prince and Grand Master of Ruyang County, Prince Jing"). Therefore, he dared to drink three fights before going to court. Pay homage to the emperor.

His alcoholism was also unusual. When he saw a car (i.e. a wine car) on the road, he started drooling, and he wished he could move his fiefdom to Jiuquan (now part of Gansu). It is said that "there is a golden spring under the city, and the spring tastes like wine, so it is called Jiuquan" (see "San Qin Ji").

In the Tang Dynasty, relatives of the emperor and noble ministers were eligible to seize the fiefdom. Therefore, only Li Jing among the eight people would have the idea of ??"transferring the fiefdom", and the others would not have such wild thoughts. The poet took advantage of the fact that Li Jing was born into a royal family and delicately described his hedonic psychology and drunkenness, writing in a realistic and measured way.

Next up was Li Jinzhi. In the first year of Tianbao, he replaced Niu Xianke as the prime minister of Zuo. He entertained guests and entertained them at night. He spent tens of thousands of yuan on drinking every day. He drank as much as a whale gulped down water from hundreds of rivers, which highlighted his luxury and extravagance.

However, the good times did not last long. Five years after opening the treasure, he was squeezed out by Li Linfu. After he resigned as prime minister, he drank with relatives and friends at home. Although his enthusiasm for drinking was not diminished, he could not help but be full of complaints. He wrote a poem: "In the early days of avoiding virtue, After leaving the prime minister, the music saint holds the cup to ask the guests in front of the door, how many of them are here today?" ("Old Book of Tang Dynasty·Li Jing's Biography") "The music saint holding the cup calls the virtuous person" is an adaptation of Li Jing's poem. "Lesheng" means drinking clear wine, and "avoiding virtuous people" means not drinking turbid wine.

Judging from the fact that he resigned from the prime ministership, "avoiding talents" is a pun, which means to satirize Li Linfu.

Here, we capture the important aspect of gain and loss of power and position to depict the character and carefully depict the portrait of Li Jingzhi, which contains profound political content and is very thought-provoking.

After the three dignitaries appeared, two handsome celebrities, Cui Zongzhi and Su Jin, appeared. Cui Zongzhi is a suave, free and handsome young man.

When he was drinking heavily, he raised his glass high and looked up at the sky with his white eyes, looking at everything as if no one else was around. When drunk, it is like a jade tree swaying in the wind, unable to control itself.

Du Fu described Zongzhi's handsomeness and elegant drunkenness as "a jade tree facing the wind", which is very charming. Then write about Su Jin.

When Sima Qian wrote "Historical Records", he was good at using conflicting plots to express the characters' thoughts and personalities. Du Fu is also good at capturing contradictory behaviors to describe characters' character traits.

On the one hand, Su Jin indulged in Zen and fasted for a long time. On the other hand, he was addicted to drinking and often got drunk. He was in the contradictory struggle between "fasting" and "drunk", but the result was that "wine" often defeated "Buddha", so He had no choice but to "escape from Zen while drunk". This short two-line poem humorously expresses Su Jin's character traits of being addicted to alcohol and getting carried away, indulgent and unscrupulous.

After the above five secondary characters were presented, the central character made a grand appearance. Poetry and wine have an indissoluble bond with Li Bai. Li Bai himself once said, "One hundred years and thirty-six thousand days, three hundred cups of wine must be poured in one day" ("Song of Xiangyang"), "The writing is in high spirits and the five mountains are shaken" ("Yin on the River") 》).

A few lines of poems written by Du Fu about Li Bai highlight Li Bai's hobbies and poetic talents in relief. Li Bai was addicted to alcohol and often slept in "restaurants in Chang'an City" when he was drunk. It was not surprising that he was accustomed to this.

The sentence "The emperor called but couldn't get on the ship" immediately made Li Bai's image tall and majestic. After Li Bai was drunk, he became even more arrogant and unruly. Even when the emperor summoned him, he was not so respectful and frightened, but proudly shouted: "I am an immortal in wine!" This strongly shows Li Bai's character of not fearing the powerful.

"The Emperor cannot come on board the ship", although it may not be true, it is very consistent with Li Bai's ideological and character, so it has a high degree of artistic authenticity and strong artistic appeal. Du Fu was Li Bai's close friend. He grasped the essential aspects of Li Bai's thoughts and character and exaggerated them with romanticism, creating an artistic image of Li Bai who was unruly, bold and unrestrained, and looked down upon the feudal princes.

This portrait is full of energy, both physical and spiritual, and glows with the radiance of ideal beauty, making it unforgettable. This is exactly the romantic image of Li Bai that people have loved for thousands of years.

Another important figure who appears alongside Li Bai is Zhang Xu. He was "good at cursive calligraphy and a good drinker. Every time he got drunk, he would run wildly, howling and swaying his pen, with endless changes, as if there was divine help" (Volume 1 of "Du Sui").

At that time, he was known as the "Grass Saint". After Zhang Xu was drunk for three glasses of wine, his passion would flow out from his writing.

He ignored the majesty of the powerful, took off his hat in front of the distinguished princes, exposed the top of his head, wrote vigorously and freely, and the writing was as smooth as clouds and smoke. "Take off your hat and reveal your head before the prince", how arrogant, disrespectful and informal this is! It expresses Zhang Xu's uninhibited and independent character.

The character at the back of the song is Jiao Sui. Yuan Jiao called Jiao Sui a commoner in "Gan Ze Ballad", which shows that he was a commoner.

After Jiao Sui drank five measures, he became drunk. At that time, he looked even more drunk.

5. What are some good words and sentences to describe the deeds of famous people

1. After Li Bai died, his body was buried at the head of the Caishi River. Poets from all over the world wrote poems on his tomb. Someone wrote a quatrain: Caishi. When there is bad soil beside the Shijiang River, Li Bai's poems will be famous throughout the ages; when he comes and goes, he writes two lines, and when Lu Ban drops his axe.

2. In his later years, Ouyang Xiu revised the words he had written in his life every day. , the intention was extremely painful. His wife asked him not to revise it, saying: Why torture yourself like this? Are you still afraid of being scolded by the teacher? Ouyang Xiu said with a smile: I am not afraid of being scolded by my husband, but I am afraid of being laughed at by future generations.

3. Edwards Edwards, President of Harvard University in the United States, said: I think Harvard can indeed be called a treasure house of knowledge. But I am thinking, what is the difference between Harvard and Harvard? It can become a treasure trove of knowledge because freshmen bring knowledge, while senior graduates leave school with only a little knowledge.

4. Once, a Chaplin imitation show was held somewhere. There were thirty or forty people participating in the acting competition. Chao Pilin himself also participated anonymously, but he ended up in third place. Chao Pilin thought this was the biggest joke of his life!

5. There was a female student at Smith Women's University in the United States. Once she came back to the dormitory late because she was on a date with her boyfriend, so she had to climb in through the window. But the window was too heavy and she couldn't lift it up. Suddenly, inside the window Someone came to help her and whispered to her: Don't let others see. When she climbed in, she saw that it was Principal Wilson with a smile on his face.

6. A bartender in Paris said: A customer had drunk After two double martinis, I can tell his nationality. The French fall in love, the Spanish dance, the Germans boast, the Italians sing, the Irish fight, and the Americans stand up and speak.

7. In his later years, Ouyang Xiu revised the words he had written in his life every day with great pains. His wife asked him not to revise, saying: Why torture yourself like this? Are you still afraid of being scolded by the teacher? Ouyang Xiu smiled and said: I am not afraid of being scolded by my husband, but I am afraid of being laughed at by future generations.

8. Yang Xiu, a close minister of Cao Cao in the Later Han Dynasty, was very smart when he was nine years old. One day his father Kong Pingping came to visit and he received him. He prepared When Kong Pingping saw the Yangmei treat, he jokingly asked: Is this your family’s fruit? Yang Xiu immediately replied: I have never heard that peacocks are your poultry!

9. Someone asked how Raphael could paint such beautiful works? He replied: I dreamed many dreams, and then painted around my dreams. Fantasy can make people see invisible things, and will can make invisible things become visible entities.

10 . When Su Shi was the county magistrate of Hangzhou in the Song Dynasty, there was a county citizen who made a living by making fans, but the weather was cold and the fans could not be sold, so he owed taxes. Dongpo asked him to use the fans to paint dead wood, bamboo and stone on them, and he painted more than 20 fans. Fans, as soon as the county citizens walked out of the county gate, people came to buy them. So all the taxes owed were paid off. 6. There are good sentences about the deeds of famous people

Once, Socrates was While walking on the street, someone hit him on the back with a stick. The pain made him unable to stand and he squatted down, but soon he stood up again as if nothing had happened.

The bystanders who witnessed the whole incident saw that he had no reaction and asked him curiously: Why didn't you fight back when you were beaten? Socrates smiled and replied: When a wild donkey kicks you, will you kick it back? * When Bernard Shaw was young, he liked to ride a bicycle. Once he fell and broke his leg. His female classmate took good care of him. George Bernard Shaw was worried that he was weak and might propose to this female classmate, so he decided to sneak away. However, he accidentally slipped from the stairs. He fell down the stairs and broke both legs. As expected, he asked her if she would marry him. When the female classmate nodded, George Bernard Shaw fainted. *A woman said to Maugham: I and a man We have been together for a long time, but I am not sure whether I have fallen in love with him. This famous writer has a very unique view on the test of love. He said: There is only one way to test whether you really fall in love with him. Are you willing to use it? His toothbrush brushes his teeth* Someone asked Alexandre Dumas: Why can you calmly enter your old age? He retorted with disapproval: It took me all my life to live until today. * Fang Xuanling, a famous prime minister in the Tang Dynasty, was seriously ill once before he became an official. He said to his wife Lu: If I die of illness, you will Don't be a widow, marry again. Mrs. Lu went to the room and dug out an eye to show that she would never change her integrity. Later, Fang Xuanling recovered from her illness and rose to the position of prime minister. She always respected his wife very much. *Female novelist Agatha Christie's husband is an archaeologist. Once, a friend asked him at a gathering: How would you feel if an imaginative woman like you married a man who plays with antiquities? The detective novelist said: An archaeologist is the most ideal husband. You think, the older something is, the more he likes it. * Voltaire visited Britain in 1727, and he found that the British hated France very much. A group of British people shouted at him: Kill him, hang this Frenchman! Voltaire said: English! You want to kill me because I'm French. Isn't it enough to punish me because I'm not British? The British laughed loudly and sent him back to his apartment safely.

* Chaplin can write, direct, and act, and is a rare all-round filmmaker. Once, he held a film shooting meeting, and a fly flew around him. At first, he hit it with his hands a few times, but nothing happened. When he hit it, he asked for a fly swatter. During the meeting, he held the fly swatter and pretended to swat the fly, looking at the fly fiercely. But he hit it three times, but he didn't hit it. Later, the fly swatted him. On the table in front of him, he slowly picked up the fly swatter, and when he was about to strike a fatal blow, he suddenly put down the weapon in his hand and let the fly fly away. The people sitting next to him saw it and said, "Why don't you swatt it?" die? The comedian shrugged and said: This one is not the one just now! *After Li Bai's death, his body was buried at the head of the Caishi River. Poets from all walks of life wrote poems on his tomb. Someone wrote a quatrain: When there is bad soil by the Caishi River, Li Bai's poems will be famous throughout the ages; write two lines about coming and going. , a big ax fell in front of Lu Ban's door. * In his later years, Ouyang Xiu revised the words he had written in his life every day, with great pains. His wife asked him not to revise, saying: Why torture yourself like this? Are you still afraid of being scolded by the teacher? Ouyang Xiu smiled and said: I am not afraid of being scolded by my husband, but I am afraid of being laughed at by future generations. *Lincoln once dreamed that he was attending a rally. When he was walking, everyone made way for Lincoln to walk by. At this time, among a large group of people, there was One whispered: He is just an ordinary-looking person. After hearing this, Lincoln said: My friend, God likes ordinary-looking people, so he gave birth to many ordinary-looking people. *American steel magnate Carnegie talks about himself The secret of success: I think my biggest advantage is that I can inspire others' enthusiasm. The best way to make others do their best is to appreciate and praise them. Criticism from the boss is the easiest way to destroy confidence in deployment. .I have yet to see a person who can do things better when he is praised than when he is praised. *Ellow, President of Harvard University in the United States, said: I think Harvard can indeed be called a treasure house of knowledge. However, I'm thinking that Harvard can become a treasure trove of knowledge because freshmen bring knowledge, while senior graduates leave school with only a little knowledge. *The famous German doctor Kordus once entertained a guest and stood in front of him. From the host's point of view, he had to cut up the roast pig on the table and distribute it to the guests. He used a knife to make a straight cut in the roast pig's chest, and then made a cross cut in it, and then chopped up the mushrooms and stuffed them into the pig's belly. and other stuffing, using quick and excellent techniques to pull it out. Then he took out a leather case from his pocket, took out the surgical needle and thread from the leather case, and sewed up the cut chest. After sewing, he patted and baked Pig breast, smiled and said to the guests: As long as you investigate carefully and take good care of him, he will be able to walk on the ground soon. * Keklich, a famous professor at Harvard University in the United States, is an authority on Shakespeare. Once he accidentally taught a Shakespeare course on the forum His foot was in the air and he fell under the platform. He stood up and said to the students with great momentum: After teaching for forty years, this is the first time that I have fallen to the same level as the audience! *Once, an acting competition to imitate Chaplin was held somewhere. There were thirty or forty people participating. Chaplin himself also participated anonymously, but he actually got third place. Chaplin thought this was The biggest joke of his life! *There was a female student at Smith Women's University in the United States. Once she came back to her dormitory late for a date with her boyfriend, so she had to climb in through the window. But the window was too heavy and she couldn't lift it. Suddenly someone came to help her from the window and whispered softly. He said to her: Don't let others see it. Climbing in, it was Principal Wilson with a smile on his face. *Dr. Johnson, his father ran a big used books stall. Once, there was a show not far away, and everyone went there. Going to the market, it was raining that day, and his father wanted Dr. Johnson to share some books and transport them to the market place for sale. His father called him three times in succession, asking him to go, but Dr. Johnson was concentrating on reading a book. He pretended not to hear and ignored the thick and big book. My father sighed and had to go there by himself. At this time, Dr. Johnson was eighteen years old. Fifty years later, at 11 noon one day, The locals saw this bloated old man kneeling in the middle of the street. He put his hat under his arm, put his crutch aside, bowed his head and knelt in the sun, crying. By this time, Dr. Johnson had become famous, and everyone came to see him. To everyone: fifty years.