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The classic funny quotations of space revision shake and shake to Naihe Bridge.
1. Flowers often belong to cow dung instead of people who appreciate them.

2. Facts have proved that feelings can stand the wind and rain, but they can't stand the dullness; Friendship can stand the dull, but it can't stand the wind and rain.

3. People have plenty of backgrounds, but I only have my back.

4. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

5. If I win 1 million yuan, I will buy 3 houses and rent them to others, and collect the rent once a day. Wow, Kaka ~ ~ full!

6. I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't talk so much about what you like to hear.

7. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we ask too much of the story!

8. Love is like two people pulling rubber bands, and the injured one is always unwilling to let go.

9. When I get rich, I will buy SK-Ⅲ for my wife. SK-Ⅱ is a bird!

1. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

11. Being single is not difficult, but it is difficult to deal with those who try their best to make you end being single.

sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

13. even believe has a lie hidden in the middle.

14. If you give your heart, you will get it, but it may also be completely hurt. Keep your distance, you can protect yourself, but you are doomed to be lonely forever.

15. A true good friend is not having endless topics together, but being together, even if you don't talk, you won't feel embarrassed.

16. There is no other half with 1 points, only two people with 5 points!

17. Indifference, sometimes not heartless, is just a tool to avoid being hurt!

18. If there are 1 steps between us, as long as you take the first step, I will take the remaining 999 steps in your direction.

19. People who are usually willing to stay and argue with you are the ones who really love you!

2. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

21. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but the problem is that I am poor.

22. When spring comes, young trees sprout and the stock market turns green.

23. Only women and heroes are sad, but only wives and jobs are hard to find.

24. Don't complain about life all day. Life will never know who you are, let alone listen to your complaints.

25. People who only know just will inevitably be broken; Only those who are soft will eventually be cowards.

26. Ask a colleague: Did you buy PetroChina? Colleague said: bah! You just bought PetroChina. Your whole family bought PetroChina and Sinopec!

27. Faith is not spoken, but made. Glory lies in dullness, and difficulty lies in eternity.

28. What matters in life is not where you stand, but where you are heading.

29. People who have traveled all over the brothel are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.

3. personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female.

31. Give me some sunshine and I will rot.

32. Only by eating a little properly can you lose weight.

33. Shake it and shake it to Naihe Bridge.

34. Come back quickly, I can't fool you alone!

35. Don't be as knowledgeable as people on earth ~ ~

36. A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.

37. I don't love the person who loves me, but the person I love doesn't love me, so I'm curious why so many people get married.

38. Love is like fast food, and it doesn't matter what the taste is, so you can fill your physiological needs.

49. Love is like playing basketball and desperately grabbing it and throwing it out without hesitation.

4. Let's get married for a better divorce.

42. The tiger doesn't show off his arrogance to give you the face of hellokitty

43. I saw an aunt burning paper that day, muttering: Don't buy a fund when you receive it ~

44. If a pair of twins (male drops) and a pair of twins (female drops) marry each other, will the children they gave birth to be the same?

46. The female classmate who just returned from an internship in a Japanese company said with emotion: No matter how high-end meetings and high-end people attend, those people are holding a meeting with you politely on the stage, but someone is always touching your thigh off the stage!

47. My girlfriend and I are separated. In fact, our sex life is quite harmonious. I am impotent, and she is indifferent.

48. Now the more clothes a girl has, the more she shows. The less clothes there are, the less they are exposed!

49. There are a lot of inexplicable elements in the girls of the Academy of Arts, and their thighs are still exposed. The girls in our institute of technology just wear coats and trousers, and they wrap themselves up in two pieces!

5. Coax a woman like hanging a Q for at least two hours every day. After a certain number of days, the sun will shine.

51. If you give a girl a safe environment, she will make you bleed to death! A hilarious remark, shake, shake, shake to Naihe Bridge

1. Who said, if I don't stand firm, I will shake it, and I will be happy to fall.

2. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still dismissed me.

3. Give me some sunshine and I will rot.

4. Pat your head to make decisions, pat your chest to ensure that you leave.

5. Don't spoil the word youth, you are in beginning of autumn.

6. Grades You are a bitch, always provoking the relationship between us and our parents.

7. twinkling star, the sky is full of foxes.

8. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?

9. Gold always glows, and you glass slag can only reflect light!

1. Always envy your deskmate for having such a good deskmate

11. Know you well? Play a video if you have nothing to do. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people will come out.

12. The so-called low profile is just a low profile and high profile.

13. The bombarded head is still brushed by lightning.

14. I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.

15. Living in this era of grass and mud horses, we should hold the attitude of fuck everything.

16. People who have traveled all over the brothel are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.

17. I'm an animal when I take off my clothes. I'm devil wears prada when I put on my clothes!

18. After studying Chinese for 1 years, it is better to talk about QQ for half a year.

19. A scholar plays dead for a confidant, and a woman has plastic surgery for someone who likes herself.

2. Shake and shake until you reach the Naihe Bridge.

21. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

22. How much sorrow can you have? It's like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel ...

23. We walked so fast that our souls couldn't keep up

24. After that, you ignored me, and I became a dog ~!

25. You think too complicated about others, because you are not simple. Famous sayings about Jin Bu Yao

Yuyuan mourns your friend's "grace"! Evocation of three families, oh wall nine songs heart. Where to find the trace, the cuckoo cries with blood and tears. Laughing in the shadows, gathering and parting. The spring banquet wine is not cold, and there are two worlds. Rushed to Qiongtai banquet, Chang 'e accompanied the Central Committee. Colorful plumage, the clouds are swaying with golden steps. Spend the night in Zijin Pavilion, and the Queen Mother gives it to Yu Di. Give the fairy a name for jade, and the envoy will not be in love. Spring is warm and the moon is blooming, and there is long time to come. The incarnation fell to the world, and the peach blossoms were everywhere.

the golden steps are shaky, and three points of lust are broken.

there are many troubles in the world of mortals, and it's hard to say how much affection there is in the world. Carry a bottle of wine and sing, and let the world laugh at me. What's wrong with laughing at me for being crazy? I'm a fool. The beauty has tears to live and swallow, and the gentleman also has feelings to read every night. Your beauty is in the mirror, just because you missed the year. I still remember meeting you at the beginning of Qing dynasty, and the clothes and clothes sang in the sky. During the dinner, all the gentlemen were drunk and beautiful, and Emei swayed with golden steps. Butterflies fly and dance all over the sky, and clouds come and go to send their thoughts. Before the flowers and under the moon, I will dance for you. What is the beautiful day? A song seeking to burn for the Qing dynasty, whose home is the joy? -

Spring comes early, dreams disturb the balcony, and there is a small gathering to recite the present. What's wrong with cloth, green mountains and valleys, the moon, the waist, the piano, the crazy songs, and the laughter when you wake up? Don't live up to your youth. You don't change your daughter. Looking back, the Iraqi people shake their eyebrows, the sound of vermilion and autumn water, the sound of the oars and the shadows linger. The apricot is still small, and the begonia flowers are charming and empty, and the past is gone with the wind. It's hard to predict the taste of happiness. Remember yesterday's memory of tonight, but I don't know the years. It's tempting to lean on a stick. Nanshan knocked Chai Fei lightly with white hair. See Huang Kou, an old friend, and drink three or two lamps in the east fence. Why not frivolous the wine in asking for the moon and Heng E? Even if it's really boring, I'm afraid that loneliness will inspire people to cheat, gold will not change, and Iraqis will look back. Jin Bu shakes her eyebrows, cinnabar points, crimson autumn water, Artemisia pulp and sound. When the green apricots are still young, when the cherry turns red? In order to knock Chai Fei gently on the south hill,

the green hills are far away, the clear water is far away, and the red makeup is more evil than the moonlight. Jin Bu Yao, Miao Rong Jiao, used to smile at the flowers. The dust has been noisy for several years, and the frosty eyebrows are annoying. The sound of burying the piano and flute is getting quieter, so it's too early to get out. The green lake is Miao Miao, the blue waves are surging, and the guest travels for a lifetime. The moon shines, the wine is sprinkled, and the white dress is weak. Rivers and lakes have been troubled since ancient times, and belief, knowledge and sorrow are all lonely. Lock the sword and seal the knife far away from Cao Cao, so don't climb high and enjoy yourself.

The fifty-one lotus golden step rocking was not buried with my late emperor, but accompanied by Shen Taifei. Burn a wisp of smoke, accompany the ancient temple of Qingdeng, recite scriptures and pray every day, and repent the sins committed by setting fire. -the sea and the mirror "Seven Searches Ⅳ"

The peach is burning, the sword is falling and the flowers are floating, and the shadow is graceful under the moon. Red silk dress, jinbu shake, play a tune, lift your eyes, for you to smile. ----critty's Old Ballad of Misty Rain

The stars are sparse, the bells and drums are resting, and the Xiaoying outside the curtain is dying. Laughter depends on the wind, lilac knots, and branches are full of spring and evening. I am still disappointed when I look at the empty flute in the pavilion. How can the yellow flowers and leaves fall? I am heavy when I think about it. I am exhausted in the silent clouds and rain, and the fog is scattered. I am alone in the West Building ... Jade furnace incense, red wax tears, partial to Qiu Si in the painting hall. Yan Yan locks his eyebrows, lifts his sleeves lightly, and sticks to a promise. You only saw the phoenix tree leaves fall in the night rain, but you didn't leave your feelings like this, and your sorrow was like bitterness. In the old city, I met the yellow flower again, and I was as soon as possible. I was thinking about it, and I was a little drunk and hazy ... I met each other for a long time, and my eyebrows were as light as a willow. The night is deserted, and I think of myself, and the curtains are green and cool. With the golden jade falling and the golden steps swaying, how can I know that the Iraqi people have long since died, and their temples are stained with frost? I don't know when the peach trees are blooming, and I recall the sleeves dancing in the past, but it's all empty ................................................................................ Then come down, carefully wipe the stool clean, and stand aside, silent. Yuhuan knelt on the ground, wearing jade and hair pins given by the Ming emperor. Finally, the jade hand touched the purple mill with four butterflies flying at the top and pendulous beads and jade ornaments, and could not help but stop for a moment before taking it off and putting it with other ornaments. She took off the heavy cloak, dressed only in pure white plain clothes, and, with the help of Gao Lishi, boarded the wooden stool, and put a bow into the white silk. She sighed in a subtle way and said, "So, this is the emperor's love ..." Gao Lishi always lowered his head and lowered his eyes, and I don't know if he heard it. Crashed with a clash, the wooden stool turned over, rolled a few times, and hit the wall of the temple corner, which stopped. -misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River

Girl, you are still a little frustrated and hidden in your arms.

I'm willing to do it for you, with 3, tassels and hairpins, and come back on behalf of you. I'm willing to do it for you, and I'm willing to do it for you, and I'm willing to do it for you, and I'm willing to do it for you, and I'm willing to do it for you when the king returns to China.

I'm blessed with Huaqing Pool, which warmed and smoothed the creamy-tinted crystal of her skin, and, because of her languor, a maid was lifting her and when first the Emperor noticed her and chose her for his bride in the cold spring. The cloud of her hair, petal of her cheek, gold ripples of her crown when she moved, were sheltered on spring evenings by warm hibiscus curtains, but nights of spring were short and the sun arose too soon, and the Emperor, from that time forth, forsook his early hearings.

The princess smiles at the bronze mirror, and the flowers bloom and dye her eyebrows, while the gauze of cigarettes moves in golden steps. A hundred-step palace and tears, and never see each other again.

A thousand dollars won't be exchanged for a thousand dollars. Looking back, Jin Bu shakes her eyebrows. The sound of vermilion, crimson autumn water, wormwood pulp, and the sound of lights and shadows linger in the place. The apricot is still small. I am ashamed to hear that it is late at night. In order to knock Chai Fei's white hair lightly, I will meet an old acquaintance.-Dong Zhen's "The Witch"

if she but turned her head and smiled, there were cast a hundred spells, and the powder and paint of the Six Palaces faded into nothing. It was early spring. They bathed her in the FlowerPure Pool, which warmed and smoothed the creamy-tinted crystal of her skin. And, because of her languor, a maid was lifting her, when first the Emperor noticed her and chose her for his bride. The cloud of her hair, petal of her cheek, gold ripples of her crown when she moved, were sheltered on spring evenings by warm hibiscus curtains. But nights of spring were short and the sun arose too soon, and the Emperor, from that time forth, forsook his early hearings. And lavished all his time on her with feasts and revelry, his mistress of the spring, his despot of the night. There were other ladies in his court, three thousand of rare beauty, but his favours to three thousand were concentered in one body. The Golden House is dressed up to serve the night, and when tables were cleared in the Tower of Jade, she would loiter, slow with wine. Sisters and brothers are martyrs, and, because she so illumined and glorified her clan. She brought to every father, every mother through the empire, happiness when a girl was born rather than a boy. ...High rose Li Palace, entering blue clouds, and far and wide the breezes carried magical notes. Of soft song and slow dance, of string and bamboo music, the Emperor's eyes could never gaze on her enough. -Bai Juyi's Song of Eternal Sorrow

In the morning, it was a stunning beauty. The temples are dyed with flowers, and the golden cicada is carved, and the crimson gown is fluttering and dancing with the wind. The golden step shakes the crown and hangs down, and it makes Pei Shan tired. The autumn pupil hides water, and the eyebrows are charming, fighting with spring. -Yun Shaojun Jue's "Jiang Farewell to Jun's Wine"

Witch-hazel clothes spring comes early, clear dreams disturb the balcony, gather and recite the present, so what's wrong with cloth clothes, green mountains and valleys, the moon is like a waist, the piano is like a fiddle, and when you wake up, you can sing wildly and laugh, but you can't live up to your youth. You are young, but you can't change your money. Looking back, Iraqis shake their eyebrows, and the sound of vermilion and autumn water, and the sound of oars