1 I hope that men will only be playboys for one woman: spend time and attention on her.

2 Apart from Hunan TV, where else will make you famous, produce programs specifically for you, not only give you such a high salary, but also allow you to earn extra money outside!

3 Whether you are gradually prospering or about to wither, this moment is your life.

4 Tian Yuan: It is really possible that these two children are your children, one will make a fortune and the other will make a fortune.

Han: Okay, let me ask - how do you know that I can hang five barrels alone?

5 The end of life is death. We move at the same speed every day Go to that goal

6 Only the golden sunshine can crown this world.

7. Boys write poems after breaking up with their girlfriends. So girls, if you want to become a poet, break up with your boyfriend!

8 Today’s girls are very virtuous and spend time at home knowing nothing.

9 We spend 80% of our efforts on stage but get 200% of the return. It’s really something we should be enjoying ourselves.

10 If you hope that in your life, you go forward, you go back, and every step you stop, when you look back one day, hope that they become poems, then you will Take every step of your life in a down-to-earth manner.

11 Why did this program become vulgar and vulgar?

The reason is that it affects the interests of many people, and our ratings are better than those of CCTV.

I think Hunan people should be very proud. We produce such a program. Why do you call us vulgar?

"Lycra My Style Show", why does no one say it is vulgar?

Star TV's "Dancing with the Stars" is also an audition, why not call it vulgar?

It’s because they didn’t shake your ratings at all!

Our ratings every Friday are better than yours, so you have some grace!

12 People often say that being pregnant with talent is not appreciated. Being pregnant with talent is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for others to see it.

13. What brand of car you drive can reflect the man's personality and taste. A man's pursuit of cars is like a woman's love for jewelry. It is a natural instinct.

14 Wang Han: Foreigners only speak the language of birds.

Marco: Foreigners all speak English!

Wang Han: The eagle is a kind of bird, so it is a bird singing.

15 Tian Yuan: Qian Feng’s son’s name is Qiangui, after KTV.

Wang Han: Ou Di’s son’s name is oh, my god

16 There was news before that I wanted to go to CCTV, which is impossible. I often tell others that I have nothing to dissatisfy. Apart from Hunan TV, where else will single-handedly make you famous, produce programs specifically for you, not only give you such a high salary, but also allow you to earn extra money outside!

17 Taste, two words, has four mouths, so taste is spoken by people. Just like Monet, he just painted, and critics who can really taste him spoke to the world.

18 I am not afraid of death at all. Because when we actually have a little knowledge, you know that we have to face it. The reason why people are afraid of death is not that they are afraid of death. What they fear most is that they will never be able to see the colorful things they see now. In this world, I will no longer be able to experience the warmth and coldness of the world that I can experience now, and then I will no longer be able to live an indulgent life, and so on.

19 It is my blessing to be able to stand on this stage and bring joy to everyone, so I stand on this stage with a grateful heart every day. I hope that every minute and second of my time on the stage will be happy. Can bring a little happiness to everyone.

Because I think the happiness of a person's life is the accumulation of happiness every day. If my daily program can bring you a short period of happiness, I feel that I will participate in the happy life of every audience. .

20 I am really an honest person, but when others see my face, they want to be happy. I went shopping and said thank you, but people said it was too funny. Why are you so funny?

21 The quarrel is not terrible. What is terrible is that the two sides have escalated this small quarrel. (Two people in a marriage)

22 If someone has to sacrifice his career for marriage, I hope it will be me. I want to be a housewife.

23 The quality of life has something to do with your friends, as long as there is no shortage of people around you who tell the truth.

24 Nowadays, sleep is a (trouble) for many people. Every night, when counting sheep, one sheep, two sheep, hundreds of sheep fall asleep, but I haven't fallen asleep yet.

25 What the audience needs is relaxation.

I think there is nothing extra in Hunan’s entertainment programs. They are simple, pure entertainment, happiness, and make everyone laugh happily. It’s that simple.

26 Time cannot be calculated or captured. Maybe it is because I have a fate with trees. I actually met the tree at the right time. That time was also the time of the tree. This was given to me by God. of accident.

27 Do what you want to do and you have nothing to lose.

28 chooses to stay away because it cannot be changed, although staying away does not mean distance.

29 I think I am the representative of a mean man.

For example, if your wife asks you to wash your pants, the new good man will say yes, I will wash the pants.

Like us, good men will ask after us, do we need to wash our socks?

30 Cooking at home and taking care of the children. Cooking and taking care of the children at home.

31 For those of my age who have seen this advertisement, (please raise your hand) I may say the last sentence and no one will raise their hand.

32 No matter how small a mosquito is, it is still a piece of meat.

33 My father is from Jiangsu and my mother is from Hunan, so I am a Jianghu person.

34 There are two types of hosts that can be successful.

The first is to treat the audience as God. God will definitely be very good to you and bless you.

Another way is to regard yourself as the God of the audience. If you believe me, you will definitely be happy. I hope I can do the latter.

35 There is no pair of hands between heaven and earth that can lift me up, and naturally there is no pair of feet that can trample me down, so I am between heaven and earth.

36 Experience is actually the process of life. It does increase our wisdom, but it will never reduce our ignorance.

37 Wang Han (interview with the public judges): Some people say that our interview with the public judges is arranged. To prove that this statement is wrong, let me interview a judge who has already taken the microphone.

38 Each of us is a particularly healthy plant. Only plants will not be self-conscious. You have never seen a small grass with such low self-esteem next to a big tree, with no head under it. Dare to grow upward.

39 Wang Han: Pretty little boys will be chosen by their teachers to practice dancing, but I can only be chosen to play basketball.

Marco said: Isn’t that right? I was good-looking when I was a child. How could I be chosen to do cross talk?

Wang Han: Maybe they want to revitalize the cross talk world!

40 The Seine River is the coolest place in the world. (Shine the river) Because the sun shines on that side (the river), it is the coolest side.

41 Whether you are gradually prospering or about to wither, this moment is your life.

42 We are from Changsha (Changsha), Hunan~~~

43 I have always had this feeling, just like seeing a tree on the roadside that particularly moved you , a very big tree. In fact, what you see is its lush branches and leaves, its abundant fruits, and even its swaying in the wind, but you cannot see its deep roots. Maybe what everyone sees is me swaying in the wind and even making a fool of myself in entertainment programs, but in fact others cannot see my life.

45 Pain is the person who is in the same room with you after you run away.

46 Marriage is not a matter of two people, but a matter of two families.

47 Real happiness comes and goes quickly. We can only hold on to it tightly, learn to lower the standard of happiness, and grasp the point of happiness at each stage. As long as you are happy, people around you will not have too many burdens, and everyone will be happy.

48 Arrows are shot with the heart, and arrows are also shot with the heart. The benevolence of that arrow can be seen by others.

Regarding the principle of archery, it is best written in the "Book of Rites": Archers follow the path of benevolence.

If you aim to rectify your own goals, then shoot if you are righteous, and if you miss the mark, then you will not complain about those who are better than yourself.

Confucius said: A gentleman has nothing to fight for, so he will shoot! When you bow and let go, you rise up, when you go down and drink, your fighting is like a gentleman. Wang Han's classic quotations_Tian Tian Xiang Wang Han's words

1 Many philosophers have spent their whole lives, maybe just to tell everyone how miserable life is, and how we should face it with a smile.

2 All girls must leave a little free money or a small treasury for their significant other. Without a small treasury, what can he use to create romance for you?

3 Don’t underestimate the power of action, nor the power of individuals. Do everything you think you should do with your heart. The host should be like a spring breeze on the stage. Everything becomes natural and appropriate, just like Gu Cheng's poem. The grass is bearing its seeds and the wind is shaking its leaves. We stand without talking, and it is very beautiful.

4 If you I hope that every step in your life can become a poem, and you will take every step of your life in a down-to-earth manner.

5 Between good-looking and ugly, there is an excessive one called ugly

6 We use both hands to take the things handed to you by God and hold them in the palm of our hands. Of course, there is no need to hold them high above our heads. , because everyone is likely to receive such a gift. Whatever God throws at you, use your own shoulders to bear it. No matter how much it is thrown at you, carry it first. The purpose of carrying it is to make your body stronger and your arms stronger. One day, he will give you a bigger gift. , you can handle it.

7 If your own eyes are focused on the whole, rather than on individual alien lives, then your behavior will look more like a wise man than a sufferer.

8 When a person gets old, there should be four elders: wife, old friend, old nest, and old man. Famous Quotes

9 The reason why I am where I am today is because many people help me. I hope that there will be many excellent hosts in the future and I can help them in their growth process, because being helped by others is happiness. Yes, helping others is also a joy, so whenever I have the opportunity, I hope that more people will have the opportunity to appear on the scene, but whether I can succeed or not depends on myself.

10 Why cry for part of life, when all of life makes people cry.

11 Humor is not a skill, humor is an attitude towards life.

12 I particularly cherish one title. I think that as the best program host, it would be difficult if I don’t have one of the following, but I can be the most loyal employee of Hunan Economic Television. I am willing to work in Stay here for ten or twenty years and win this title.

13 Marriage and love are not mysterious at all. All the mysteries and wonders come from our ignorance. When you enter the palace of marriage, you will naturally know. After knowing everything, the mystery and wonders come from our ignorance. Mystery will become commonplace. Only when it becomes commonplace can you accept it well, protect it, use it and enjoy it

14 Become more humorous in life , as long as it is sincere, any harsh humor, or deliberate attempt to be funny, is particularly uncomfortable.

15 No matter what, we are still so healthy; no matter what, we are still able to breathe so freely, clap, or do whatever you want to do. You can’t do anything. Losing, even if you pass through everything one day, you will feel that life is too miserable. Congratulations, you know that life is miserable.

16 Schopenhauer also said the same type of thing, that is, if your own eyes are focused on the whole, rather than an individual's life, then your behavior will look more like a A wise man, not a sufferer. No matter what, we are still so healthy. No matter what, we can breathe so freely and do whatever you want. You will lose nothing

17 China Scholars will make three wishes,

First, to establish a heart for heaven and earth,

Second, to establish a destiny for the common people,

Third, to inherit the past saints Unique knowledge,

Fourth, create peace for all generations.

A TV person is a heart between heaven and earth. What kind of heart should you have? You must have a heart of compassion, a heart of kindness, a heart of right and wrong, and a sense of likes and dislikes. Heart.

18 I think each of us is a particularly healthy food, because only plants will not feel inferior. You have never seen a small grass feel inferior next to a big tree.

19 There are only three points when facing difficulties.

First, after overcoming this difficulty, you have the wisdom to overcome difficulties.

When facing difficulties, You have the courage to face difficulties.

You have the cunningness to bypass difficulties.

20. We use our hands to pick up the things that God has given you, and use our own No matter how much it is thrown, carry it first. The purpose of carrying it is to make your body stronger and your arms stronger. One day, when he gives you the greatest gift, you can catch it.

21 The grass is bearing its seeds and the wind is shaking its leaves. We stand without talking, and it is very beautiful.

22 Li Daochang: On the seventh day of the seventh lunar month, add black-bone chicken blood (peach blossom slices picked on the third day of the third lunar month) and put them together to paint the face (beautify the face).

Wang Han: On July 7th, all the black-bone chickens were fleeing. . .

23 Wang Han: There should be many people chasing girls like you

Zhang Shuhan: Not bad, there are fewer in recent years

Wang Han: These days Year's financial crisis. . . .

24 Wang Han: Marshmallows are so sweet, you can eat them for free.

25 Tian Yuan: It is really possible that these two children are your children, one will make a fortune and the other will make a fortune.

Wang Han: Okay, let me ask -------How do you know that I can hang five barrels alone? . .

26 Marco: Brother, I dreamed yesterday that you wanted to give me a thousand yuan!

Wang Han:? . . .

Marco: Brother, you will definitely make my dream come true!

Wang Han: Yes, but I also had a dream yesterday. I dreamed that I put that I’ll give you one thousand yuan

27 Guest: We carried the body from the basement to the autopsy room on the second floor (by taking the elevator). . . . The elevator is so small that it can only fit one body and one person. . The elevator is very old and it takes more than ten seconds to reach the second floor

Wang Han: When you get to the second floor, will he (the corpse) ask you a question------Hey, why is it so slow? ah.

28 Wang Han: Needle fainting means that (a person) faints as soon as he sees a needle. ----------He gives the injection to the doctor to make it more convenient. .

29 Japs: Are you on the Eighth Route Army? !

Wang Han: We...we came by bus No. 6

Japs:...

30 What kind of advertising award was given at the Golden Eagle Festival the year before last?

The female host said that she used to change the channel when the commercials were too long

As a result, Hanhan went on to say that advertising is different now. The female host said; Why is it different?

Han said: I want to pull the plug directly without changing the channel when I see the commercial.

As a result, since the female host laughed (this was an award ceremony, that female host The host is still the one in the center!)

Hanhan is still charming, and goes on to say: No, it’s just a joke!

(The whole audience burst into laughter, but Hanhan remained calm! ! Convinced!!)

31 At the Rose Date, the male guest said that he asked the female guest to see his true side in a short period of time.

Wang Han: Do you mean Let the female guests see you taking off your outer clothes in a short period of time

32 Marco asked Wang Han, are you still smoking? Wang Han said, "I stopped smoking for a long time. I even stopped eating!" ! !

33 The newly opened horse anchor (seems to be talking about the horse pig woman)

Appears on the show without taking a shower (seems to be talking about the woman with lice)

< p> Covered with oil mites (there seems to be two more words behind it)

Covered with lumps (this sentence is the most classic and most vivid)

Who composed the music?

34 A teenage girl, her heart is made of glass, you can see inside, and you can see outside, it is transparent;

A girl in her twenties, her heart is made of glass. The heart is made of wooden doors. You can't see the outside from the inside, and you can't see the inside from the outside. However, hot love can set this door on fire and destroy it, and you can go in directly;

Thirties For a young person, the door of her heart is made of iron bars, and fire cannot open it. However, if you have the key, you can open it and get in. But there are only one or two keys;

For a person in her forties, her heart is like a pure iron door with no lock or key, but she has a password. Only one person understands the password;

A person in her fifties, her heart is made of cement door, which cannot be burned. There is no password, no key, nothing, but only tenderness. Water and trickling streams can slowly soak in;

No way for people in their sixties!

Oudi: Brother Han, you can study so thoroughly, you must be the master thief of love

Han: No, no, I am almost at the point of no way

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35 OD: Brother Han, Qian Feng had a question when he was watching in the audience.

Qian Feng: Yes, I feel that all the legendary Concubines Yang are fat. Why is this Concubine Yang so thin?

Wang Han: Concubine Yang has just been released.

The world: Where to release it?

Wang Han: Don’t you know there is a play about a royal concubine being released from prison?

36 I have always had this feeling, just like seeing a tree on the roadside, a very big tree, what you see is its lush branches, and even its It sways in the wind, but you can't see its deep roots. Maybe what everyone sees is me swaying in the wind and even making a fool of myself in entertainment programs, but in fact others cannot see my life.

Wang Han's classic quotations from "Tian Tian Shang Shang"

1. My father is from Jiangsu and my mother is from Hunan. They say that I am a "jianghu person".

2. The night gave me black eyes, but I want to use them to wear Bausch and Lomb. 3. Gods are responsible. They have to go to their boss, the Jade Emperor, to clock in and sign in every day.

4. It is said that marriage is the tomb of love, but if there is no marriage, wouldn’t love have no burial place?

5. I have already thought about it, life. If a son is raised as a robber, if a daughter is born, she will be raised as a princess. 6. According to my observation, handsome men often say that they are not handsome, so I also feel that I am not handsome. 7. I am not familiar with Wu Bai, but his younger brother Erbai Wu is very familiar with me.

8. Half-hearted: make parents feel at ease, make lovers happy, make leaders worry-free, be kind to women, and be casual with men.

9. Playboy: Spend time and effort. 10. What people fear most is not death, but regret. 11. When a person grows old, he must have four elders: wife, old friend, home, and bottom.

12. Love is not like drinking beer, where there is a large table of people. Love should be like drinking coffee, where one person quietly tastes it in the corner.

13. Whether you are gradually prospering or about to wither, this moment is your life. 14. When you are alone, be kind to yourself; when you are two people, be kind to each other.

15. There are many things in the world that I find boring, so I don’t care about their occurrence and development. I understand that people always have to do something and something not to do.

16. The weather is given to you by God, it is God’s expression. To live in the embrace of God, you have to learn to appreciate God’s various expressions. Hilarious classic quotes from Wang Han in the variety show Tian Tian Shang Shang

1. Half-hearted: make parents feel at ease, make lovers happy, make leaders worry-free, be kind to women, and be casual with men. !

2. At He Jiong’s friend meeting, Wang said to He, you have a lot of iron wire coming today, He Leng, iron wire? Wang is very patient and is a die-hard fan, also known as Tieshi. The audience laughed.

3. Oudi is bullying Qian Feng in Tiantianxiang. Wang Han just said Qian Feng~~~ He immediately said, don’t say it again, otherwise the audience will send another message saying that we bully Qian Feng!

4. Wang Han: "Pretty little boys will be selected by the teacher to practice dancing, but I can only be selected to play basketball." Marco said: "That's not right, I have been so beautiful since I was a child. Not bad, why were you chosen to talk about cross talk? "Wang Han: "Maybe they want to revitalize the cross talk world!"

5. Boys write poems after breaking up with their girlfriends. So girls, if you want to create a poet, break up with your boyfriend!

6. A teenage girl’s heart is made of glass. You can see inside, and you can see outside from the inside. It is transparent;

In her twenties A girl, her heart is made of wooden doors. You can't see the outside from the inside, and you can't see the inside from the outside. However, hot love can set this door on fire and burn it down, and you can go in directly;

< p> For a person in her thirties, the door to her heart is made of iron bars, and fire cannot open it. However, if you have the key, you can open it and get in.

But there are only one or two keys;

For a person in her forties, her heart is like a pure iron door with no lock or key, but she has a password. Only one person knows the password;

A person in her fifties, her heart is made of cement door, which cannot be burned, and has no password, no key, nothing, but only tenderness. Water and trickling streams can slowly seep in;

As for people in their sixties... No way!

Oudi: Brother Han, you can study so thoroughly, you must be the master thief of love...

Han: No, no, I am almost at the point of no way... …